Sun in the Star Iron, my marshal mother

[Playing cards to death]: Oh my god, he is really rich!

Send picture [4700 Xundi has been received].

Great, I have money again and can continue to play Di Yuan Qiong Yu. How can a child cry every day and how can a gambler lose every day!

Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu, start! 】

Chapter 4 Lin En: Gui Naifen, you have shitty talent/I will meet the gods k

Seeing that Du Ai Xiaogui was actually a real rich guy, he transferred 4700 to the audience member named [Playing Cards with Life] without saying a word. Gui Naifen's face turned red and white immediately.

Oh no, I met a really rich guy.

It's so hard to find a rich guy in the live broadcast room, but this is the situation. I feel so miserable.

But now, as a host with professional ethics and dignity, Gui Naifen will not bend for a few dollars, but will force herself to keep her face and continue to be tough:

"What's wrong with having money? Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you have money!"

SC100 points [Love Xiaogui alone]: sorry, having money means you can do whatever you want??????

"you!"

Gui Naifen, who was furious, widened her eyes and confronted this rich man who wanted to have fun with her.

But just as she was thinking about how to respond verbally, a prompt suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the live broadcast room.

[User [Du Ai Xiao Gui] invites you to participate in a live PK]

Gui Naifen: “???”

No way, could this rich guy really have a tough job?

Humph, he's just an outsider. Even if he has some money, how can he be better than me!

Gui Naifen thought that in the Luofu cruel world, apart from the one who had disappeared recently, there were few people who could be compared with him. Now a mere outsider wanted to challenge him?

too naive!

I must not lose as I bear the reputation of Luofu's prank!

Gui Naifen's eyes gradually became more discerning, and she waved her fist towards the audience and said:

"My family, this Du Ai Xiao Gui actually dared to challenge me without knowing his own limitations. Let me, Xiao Guizi, teach him a lesson on what a real life is!"

【Bullet screen:

[Sister Arthur]: Come on, little sisterヾ(?°?°?)??

[Snow coat]: OwO

[Galaxy Bat Man]: Oh my god, is Brother Fu serious?

[Me? Vegetarian Queen Shoes]: Even my thing can't help but pull it out, this is going to be an orgasm!

[King of Defense]: Wow, if I could see such a lively battle, it would be worth it even if I died!

[The Sweetest Little Strawberry]: It’s over, crazy people are everywhere in Luofu (sad)]

Seeing the boiling comments, Gui Naifen, a master of making fun of others, regained her confidence. She took out a firecracker from her storage bag and agreed to Du Ai Xiaogui's PK request. At the same time, she lit the firecracker and prepared to bite the lighter like an upgraded version of "biting the firecracker" to give him a warning.

But the moment the scene connected with Du Ai Xiaogui, Gui Naifen was shocked by his terrifying appearance, and the firecrackers she had just lit fell to the ground with a bang.

The picture in Du Ai Xiaogui's live broadcast room was difficult to see. It seemed that the broadcast was being broadcast in a room with poor lighting, but suddenly a crisp sound of finger snaps was heard in the dim room.

"Music!"

"Y~M~C~A~"

A round of powerful music started playing, it seemed like a very old song, but no one in the entire live broadcast room had ever heard this song before.

In the dim room, a figure slowly appeared. Who could be the master who could make Gui Naifen, a master of whole-life operations, lose her composure like this?

"Hey, young man!"

Wow! It turned out to be a big guy wearing very little cloth!

From the black stockings worn as a hood to hide his face, the muscular body wearing only underwear, the unrestrained sitting posture and the iced black tea at his feet, it is clear that he is the best of the living.

"My name is VAN, I'm 24 years old, from Jalil, I'm an artist, a... performing artist."

Lin En, who goes by the alias VAN, sat proudly on the sofa and spoke slowly in a deep voice that was completely different from usual:

"I'm hired by people to fulfill their fantasies, deep♂dark♂fantasy!"

Lin En's appearance was like a stone that caused a thousand ripples, giving Gui Naifen and everyone in the live broadcast room a little "philosophical" shock.

Lin En continued to sit on the sofa, raised his right hand slightly to open a projection screen beside him, and then pointed at Gui Naifen and continued to shout:

"Don't keep doing your shitty job all day, everyone can do it.

What's with eating noodles while standing upside down and crushing rocks with your chest? What a shitty talent!

Let me, a great philosopher, teach you what a truly ruthless life is!"

While Gui Naifen was still stunned by the shock, the projection screen beside Lin En also started playing. First, a huge icon of "WORLD OF WONDER" appeared, and then the actual picture started.

There was nothing unusual in the scene. It was just that time when Lin En was only wearing underwear and black stockings and punching the fox demon in public on the street. But it was shocking enough for those who had never seen the world.

【Banmu

[Galaxy Bat Man]: So cruel, Xingbao, I admit defeat!

[Zhao Xiangjia]: Isn't this streaking? It's too perverted!

[Snow coat]: (っ°Д °;)っ

[Me? Vegetarian Queen Shoes]: Oh, Darling, you have strong muscles all over your body~

[The King of Defense]: Wow, so cool! So domineering! So fierce! I want to see this!

[Playing cards to death]: What the hell are you doing out there? Don't you think it's shameful? Come back here!

[Let's have some black silk stinky feet]: What's upstairs? 】

"Fuck!"

Why didn’t Xiao Queer play cards after getting the money?

Lin En, who noticed Qingque's information, almost collapsed on the spot. Although he didn't care, he could afford to lose this person but Xianzhou could not. Although only a few people in the entire Xianzhou Alliance knew his true identity, isn't it better to be safe than sorry?

If what happened today really got out, he would be caught by Mother Hua and locked up in a small dark room for hundreds of years for ideological education.

For this reason, Lin En could only pretend that he had not seen Xiao Que'er's message and prepare to find an excuse to shame her and go offline.

But before that, Gui Naifen couldn't hold it anymore.

How could she compare with the one opposite her? This VAN was a rich guy who didn't even look at the day of the week when eating at KFC, but now it seems that he is far behind her in the field of whole-life entertainment. Gui Naifen feels really ashamed.

"Ahhh, I give up, I'm done with this, being a live streamer is exhausting, what the hell did I do for several years!

It's over, Owada, I'm giving up completely!

Xiao Guizi, I am going to quit the entertainment industry, and Sister Yan Cui just happened to ask me to go out with her to do a beauty show in the wild, and I got to see my family again by chance! "

Gui Naifen, who was filled with grief and anger, cried and made a fuss, and chose to shamefully end the broadcast, and even wanted to quit the whole scene, at a speed even faster than Lin En.

Seeing this sudden reversal of the situation, Lin En puffed out his chest with pride, stood up, and politely bowed to everyone in the live broadcast room, and then closed the live broadcast room.

He dared to say that if he continued the live broadcast for a little longer, Xianzhou would call him.

The two hosts left the stage one after another, but the barrage of comments did not dissipate. Instead, they started riding unicycles on their own.

【Banmu

[Xianzhou Daliwang]: BYD is quite polite, right?

[Sister King Arthur]: Wow, my little sister is crying and making a fuss because she can’t do things as well as others. She is so pitiful.

[I am a nimble dog in the mountains]: How many sons of gods are there upstairs?

[Jingyuan single promoter]: Shame on you!

[It’s all the cabbage’s fault]: Complete victory!

[White Sox Angel]: Does anyone have Mr. VAN's contact information? I'm the manager of the Big Bird Bar and would like to invite Mr. VAN to be our bartender.

[The fifth person in the fourth group]: @[White Socks Little Angel], are you still recruiting? I think I am also suitable!

[Conan]: Wonderful]

"Wuhu, complete victory!"

Having successfully defended his title as the King of Immortal Boat, Lin En swung his fist vigorously, but he did not shout too loudly, as Ester was still resting in the bedroom, and it would not be good to wake her up accidentally.

Lin En, who had finally gotten a chance to draw a lottery, didn't have the habit of accumulating ten consecutive draws.

“Only the unlucky ones who don’t have confidence in themselves will save up for 10 consecutive draws to guarantee a minimum draw. The European emperors always believe that they can get something out of a single draw!

How can a child cry every day, how can a gambler lose every day, beat him up! "

Thinking of this, Lin En used the lottery opportunity he had just obtained without hesitation.

Unlike previous times, there was no strange phenomenon in this lottery. It was just that countless blue magic particles emerged from the void and quickly formed an exquisite and gorgeous huge magic circle. The magic particles emitting charming blue light danced and spun in it, and then began to condense and compress, and finally gathered into a dazzling magic light ball that slowly fell into Lin En's hands.

"Damn it, after using the card drawing method of ○ZhouBengTie, you are now starting to learn Type-Moon from the Renaissance, right?"

After unable to hold back a complaint, Lin En took the ball of light and looked down at the strange object that appeared in his hand after the light dissipated.

It seemed to be a pointed wizard's hat, but it was worn and patched, and looked worthless.

However, the panel that popped up next to the hat told Lynn how valuable it was.

[Ding, congratulations on obtaining the item [Sorting Hat]*Aha's modified version - [Audience Hat]

[Hat of Audience]: There is a saying among the decadent and self-destructive people: everything in the universe is meaningless, and humans are not worth mentioning in the eyes of the star gods. If the star gods are really above all living beings, how can they care about the love, hate, pain and happiness of mortals? The existence of the Sleeping Formless One IX is a clear proof.

But Aha does not like this kind of decadent argument. If [He] thinks that everything is meaningless, then [I] will give meaning to everything, so that the ignorant mortals can worship the Star God, and the trajectory of all living beings will eventually be with [us] and meet [us].

Effect: The prototype of [audience hat] is the Sorting Hat, but Ahaha changed it into a hat that can enhance the wearer's destiny according to the wearer's ego. If the talent is enough, you can even use it to meet the Star God (of course, Ahaha is only responsible for sending you to meet Him, whether He is interested in you is another matter)

When you touch this hat, it seems as if there is a ghost whispering in your ears. If you listen carefully, it seems to be saying... "Don't be assigned to the School of Civil Engineering, don't be assigned to the School of Civil Engineering, don't be assigned to the School of Civil Engineering!"】

How come I was assigned to the School of Civil Engineering? Where did the Sorting Hat come from? Could it be that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has also opened a School of Civil Engineering to keep up with the times?

A group of wizards using magic to fight ash? It's quite interesting to think about it.

"What college will I be assigned to... Ugh, what kind of fate is this?"

Although he felt that it would most likely be a happy fate, Lynn was still interested in trying out the effect of the audience hat.

Maybe he is actually a hidden genius, and as soon as he puts on the mask, he is invited by Bo Shizun to join the Genius Club.

Moreover, Lin En has long wanted to become the Lord of Wisdom. After all, even if he only has the title but no power, he can still be regarded as one of the Three Star Wraths of Pleasure, Hunting, and Fertility. Rounding it off, he has the blessings of the three gods Slaanesh, Khorne, and Nurgle. Wouldn't he want to find a way to get the blessing of Tzeentch (Wisdom) and become one of the Four Gods' Choices for fun?

With this thought in mind, Lin En decisively put on the ugly hat.

However, the moment Lin En put on the audience hat, he found himself suddenly in an unfamiliar universe, and a beautiful girl's voice rang in his ears.

"Let's make a deal, a deal about...memories."

In the endless darkness, a long river of starlight flowed in front of him, rolling in from infinity and disappearing into the endless beyond. Under the Milky Way, a crystal-like prism shone quietly, as if reflecting the entire river of starlight.

As Lin En looked out over the river, the girl's whispers continued:

“Please listen to the fable about the starry sky.

The nameless man, the lifeless man, comes from the wasteland, covered with the glory of the stars. Go, just walk on the solar wind, you will return to my arms in the end, just walk towards the light. "

"But the light began to burn, piercing through the clouds and turning into golden death.

The towers are falling, and the people are fleeing, for the sun is about to set, and it will be destroyed with a terrible blow!"

In the long river of starlight, flames suddenly rose and ignited a large number of stars. In the fire of the sea of ​​stars, a light golden card rose up and hovered in front of Lin En. The person with black skin, white hair and flowing golden blood on it was the incarnation of entropy, the god of destruction - [Destruction] Star God Nanook.

"What's going on? Why is Radagon the first one to come out? Am I really a little extreme, or is the feud between Destruction and Joy too great?"

While Lin En was thinking, another arrow of light instantly crossed the illusory distance and shot out from the sea of ​​stars, stopping in front of him and turning into a pale card.

"But children on earth, please do not be alarmed!

There will be arrows of light coming to wipe out the evil obstacles!"

His figure is as heroic as that of a crown prince. He holds high the imperial bow, uses gravity as the string, and condenses starlight into the arrow.

This is the Emperor Bow God, [Hunting] Star God Lan.