"I think about it during the day, cry at night, and even in my dreams I want to prprpr Ah Qing's beautiful black stockings legs again."
Although Keqing has no grass attribute to activate, only Ji Ji Ji Ji is left, but Lin En said that he would be responsible for giving Keqing grass and providing her with sufficient grass elements!
Unfortunately, when the golden light fell in front of Lin En, his fantasy was also shattered.
"A glass bead?
No, this style should be the Eye of God!"
Although he failed to successfully summon his wife, the Eye of God is not bad either. At least it is worthy of getting the golden light. The only problem is whether it can be used.
With a hint of doubt and expectation, Lin En picked up the emerald green Eye of God, and the panel emerged.
[Congratulations on obtaining: a glass bead that looks like the Eye of God! ]
Lynn: “What?!!”
[Don't shout. Even if I gave you the God's Eye, you wouldn't be able to use it.]
The orange mask sneered, and detailed information about the item appeared on the panel.
[Props: Glass beads that look like the Eye of God
A certain slacking monster made a glass bead in the style of the Eye of God. Although it did not have any special functions at first, it was inevitably tainted with the user's color after long-term use and possessed a certain control over the wind element.
Effect: After wearing it, you will gain primary wind element control, skills "Song of the Sky" and "Poem of the Wind God"
Song of the Sky: Summons a wind field at the target location, dealing wind elemental damage in an area and knocking back enemies within it.
Poem of the Wind God: Shoots an arrow formed by thousands of winds, creating a huge eye of the storm in front of you, engulfing the enemy and causing continuous wind damage. 】
"Wendy's glass beads, right?"
After tossing the emerald glass bead, Lin En casually put it on his belt and experienced the so-called control of the wind element.
With a slight movement of his mind, the wind suddenly arose, and the gentle breeze gradually turned into a howling hurricane. As long as Lin En spread his wings of wind, he could ride the wind and soar straight up.
"Now I can pretend to be a Dou Wang strongman."
Overall, Lin En is quite satisfied with the result of this card draw. The only problem is...
"I don't even have a bow and arrow! Ah ha, can you give me another poem of lamentation?"
【Jawba】
In the evening, after confirming that no one was following him, Coventry opened the door and said, "I'm back."
"Welcome back~"
A strange voice sounded in the dark room, causing Coventry's face to change instantly, and the strange voice continued.
"You've worked hard. Do you want to eat first, take a shower first, or... first..."
The lights came on, and a black-haired young man was sitting on the sofa with his face propped up, flipping through a book and reciting lines with an expressionless face.
The moment he saw the intruder, Coventry pulled the trigger of the crossbow without hesitation.
The green arrow, about two inches long and as thin as a cicada's wing, suddenly stopped one foot in front of the man, and then silently turned into smoke and dissipated in the air.
"Coventry, a frequent visitor on the Interstellar Peace Company's wanted list, with a bounty of 2000 million credit points... I don't know if it's more than Estelle's daily pocket money."
Lin En closed the book, raised his head and looked at the man who looked like he was facing a great enemy, and said softly:
"So, what on earth made you so desperate that you came to Xianzhou to cause trouble?"
"how did you find me?"
"Does this matter?" Lynn asked back with a smile, slowly standing up.
Coventry did not answer Lynn, but seized the moment when Lynn stood up and pounced on him, with yellow electric current flashing around his body.
"The fucking magnetic field is spinning at 2 hp, Whale Killing Explosive Fist!"
This is a power that Coventry rarely displays, and it is also the trump card that has helped him escape death many times. No matter what immortal boat or immortal species or some ingenious creation, they will be blasted to pieces under the invincible power of his magnetic field!
Damn, it’s the magnetic field madman!
Lynn was also startled when he heard Coventry's shout, and then he used all his strength to mobilize his newfound strength.
"Isn't it just the rotation of the magnetic field? Look at my wind element rotating 100,000 times - Song of the Sky!"
A violent storm suddenly blew up in the quiet room, instantly turning the whole room into a mess. When Coventry broke through the wind and rushed to Lynn, he was greeted by the roar of a pistol spewing flaming flames.
"not good!"
Thinking that something was not right, Coventry tried to dodge the attack using difficult moves that were difficult for ordinary people to do.
It's just a cricket bullet. When he broke into the Interstellar Peace Company to steal information, he could even dodge the machine gun fire.
The gun is fast from seven steps away, and the fist is fast within seven steps!
Unfortunately, the real answer is that the gun is accurate and fast within seven steps, especially the gun shot by the Holy Judge of Heavenly Fire is not a bullet at all.
Coventry dodged four times and was shot eight times.
Fortunately, Lin En specifically limited the output of Skyfire, otherwise this piece of meat would have been cooked to 80% doneness, and many people would have complained that the meat was too tough when it was served on the table.
Before Coventry recovered from the intense burning pain, he felt the hot muzzle of a gun pressed against his forehead, followed by Lynn's cold voice.
"[Abandoning immortality], [coveting immortality]. These two are the first of the ten unforgivable sins. Do you know your sins?"
The man couldn't stop trembling, not only because of the electric shock, but also because of fear.
With his remaining sanity, he begged in a hoarse voice: "Please, please spare my life. I haven't even looked at the recipe yet. I will get out of Luofu immediately. I can give you all my life savings!"
Coventry tensed up, waiting for the decision of the Fairy Boat Law Enforcer, but all he heard was a disdainful sneer:
"In fact, what you got was not a pill recipe at all. It was just garbage that the pharmacists wanted to get rid of."
"what!"
Coventry's eyes widened in surprise, fear and anger spreading in his heart at the same time.
"I..."
boom--!
Before Coventry struggled to say anything, the roar of heavenly fire sounded again, announcing the end of the sinner.
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How can we fight the Abyss without a second nanny! It's really amazing that miHoYo only designed a four-star nanny. A turn-based game with only one nanny!
This plot is actually adapted from a novel that comes with Xingtetsu, "A Job Unsuitable for Dolls".
This is a fan fiction of Xue Yi. Xue Yi herself would also read it secretly. There was also someone in the comment section who went crazy about Xue Yi and was caught by Xue Yi to have tea. I was so happy.
Chapter 33: Big Pillow Li? Little Pillow Li!
In the evening, the sun sets.
The weather was so good and work had just come to an end, so Lin En once again arrived at his loyal [Bu Ye Hou] and enjoyed the wonderful life of drinking tea and listening to books like a retired old man.
"Mengming, give me a cup of bubble tea, more ice, less sugar, and no pearls."
"No pearls? Are you trying to tease me, sir?"
Muttering in dissatisfaction, the little fox loli still used her head to hold the plate and served Lin En a cup of special fairy happy tea.
It was a pleasure to watch this little Loli pretending to be a mature shop owner, and Lin En couldn't help but want to tease her every time he came.
"My benefactor, please don't bully Meng Ming. It's not easy for this child to run a store by himself."
A familiar voice sounded behind him. Lin En turned around and saw that the person coming was the "Chongguo Fox" Tingyun, followed by a girl with twin ponytails and wearing apricot yellow clothes.
"Li Dazhentou, why are you hanging out with Tingyun today?"
"Don't call me a big pillow!"
The girl named Su Chang walked up, pulled out the stool next to Lin En and sat down, without any sign of unfamiliarity.
Hearing this, Lin En looked at the girl in front of him carefully again.
Indeed, compared with the real "Big Pillow Li" next door, Su Chang can only be regarded as a small pillow at best.
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
Noticing Lin En's gaze, Su Chang tilted her head in confusion and asked. Her bright apricot-yellow eyes seemed untainted by the world, revealing a kind of clear stupidity.
"Nothing, I just think your eyes have a kind of innocent beauty."
"Hey, why are you praising me so suddenly~"
Su Chang scratched her head a little embarrassedly.
"Oh, am I being ignored? I will be sad if you do this, benefactor."
Opening the six-fold bone fan, Ting Yun pretended to be aggrieved and sat down on the other side of Lin En, but it was a pity that Lin En had long been immune to the fox's words.
Su Chang then remembered that Lin En had asked her a question before, and she proudly puffed up her "little pillow".
"I am always willing to help others. It is getting late. If Miss Tingyun walks alone on the street and runs into some troublemakers, what will happen? So I will go with Miss Tingyun."
Hearing this, Lin En was immediately happy.
He glanced at Tingyun, who was fanning herself with a folding fan and looked like a delicate and easy-to-pull-down girl, and then at Suchang, who was looking so awesome and had her hands on her hips, and couldn't help but laugh:
“Let’s not even talk about what kind of lawless lunatic dares to cause trouble in Xingcha Sea. Even if we really encounter one, it’s still a question whether the villain can withstand Tingyun’s fan.
When I was traveling with Minghuo Merchant Guild a few years ago, I often saw Tingyun blowing away those ignorant guys with his fan."
"My benefactor, what are you saying? Why do you speak so rudely to me?"
"Hey, Tingyun, are you so powerful?"
Su Chang's eyes widened in surprise, but before she could ask in detail, an unusual noise suddenly sounded outside the door. A cloud rider happened to see Su Chang walking into Buyehou, so he rushed in and greeted:
"Su Chang, come quickly! Those barbarians are causing chaos again!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
After hearing this, Su Chang, who was always kind and generous and was known as Luofu's timely rain, picked up the Xuanyuan heavy sword and rushed out of the door, shouting all the way and making all the tea drinkers laugh. The shop was full of a happy atmosphere.
Lin En originally wanted to follow to see what Gui Naifen was up to, but a delicate hand suddenly grabbed the hem of his clothes and pulled him back to his seat.
After Su Chang left, Ting Yun also put away his folding fan, lowered his eyes and said:
"My benefactor, I heard that you tamed a fox girl who had transformed into a rich evil creature earlier?"
"Are you so well-informed?"
"Haha, many of the shops you destroyed when you were fighting with that evil creature are owned by me, so I will naturally know some information."
"Fuck, you're a rich woman too?"
Although I know that Tingyun has a lot of assets, this is the first time I have actually learned about it.
Driven by the instinct engraved in his DNA, Lin En suddenly grabbed Ting Yun's little hand, his eyes shining with pure love.
"Rich woman, are you hungry? Let's have some food!"
Being held by Lin En's hand, Ting Yun was not annoyed, nor did he try to break free. Instead, he raised his eyes and looked directly at Lin En, smiling:
"Are you serious, benefactor?"
“From the bottom of my heart!”
Lynn nodded seriously.
"I don't want to try anymore, just give me your thighs!"
"My benefactor, you are joking. My assets are only enough to make ends meet. How can I be considered a rich woman?"
The folding fan lightly touched Lin En's hand and pushed it away. Ting Yun lowered his fox eyes and seemed to sigh.
"To be honest, the fox demon you captured today is actually related to my family.
I thought she had died of old age more than ten years ago, but I didn't expect that she changed her faith to the ancestor of plague and disaster in order to achieve immortality and turned into that appearance.
Longevity..."
Lin En was also touched by Tingyun's sigh.
Among the criminals who committed unforgivable crimes arrested by the Ten Kings Division, the largest number of them were from the fox clan, in addition to various barbarians.
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