Sun in the Star Iron, my marshal mother

Lin En corrected San Yue Qi's words quite honestly, and Xier on the side finally couldn't help it anymore. She took out her sickle and wanted to hit Lin En with it to make him restrain himself a little.

"You're not done yet, are you? You still dare to hide?!!"

It’s a pity that Xier’s weapon is not a hatchet, otherwise it would have provided some special attack bonus to Lin En.

Lin En easily avoided Xier's attack. Knowing that he might have gone a little too far in joking, he decisively chose to find an excuse to make fun of her, so as to avoid being chased and chopped by the angry Xier with a hatchet.

It’s not that I’m afraid of getting hurt, I just simply feel that it would be too embarrassing.

"No, that's the top-quality plane ball I just got. I have to go get it back!"

After saying that, without caring about the other girls' reactions, Lin En's figure disappeared in a flash of light and shadow, leaving only Sanyueqi and Xing who were still playing together, and a few other people who were watching this farce.

..

But let’s talk about Lin En.

He was not completely looking for excuses for his Kairun. After all, this relic [The World-Devouring Black Hole Ancient Beast] was indeed a treasure and he couldn't really lose it.

Moreover, this thing is extremely hard, and when hit by Xing's baseball bat, no one knows where it will fly. It would be bad if it accidentally hits someone. Even if it doesn't hit anyone, it will still be bad if it hurts flowers and plants.

"It should be in this direction."

Relying on the sensing ability of Dusk and the amber crystals that come from the same origin as him, Lin En can roughly lock the position of the amber plane ball.

We have to praise Xing's outrageous brute force with the blessing of destiny. It is estimated that this flat-footed player would be hit by Xing's [Star Ace] home run and fly dozens of kilometers away until he fell into a lush seaside forest and disappeared.

Lin En, who had rushed to the location where the plane ball fell, dispersed the breeze beside him and landed on the ground again, frowning as he looked at the abnormality he had discovered in mid-air earlier.

On the sandy beach near the forest, there was a very primitive animal skin tent. Outside the tent, there was a bonfire built with stones and a wooden rack. At first glance, it seemed to be in line with the primitive desolation of the area, but upon closer inspection, it was full of problems.

Teyvat is a primitive planet owned by Lin En. It is impossible for primitive civilization to exist there. It is impossible for the Belobergs to leave their camps and come out to try to survive in the wilderness...

"Could they be criminals who escaped from Beloberg? That shouldn't be the case. They should be in prison now, pedaling their sewing machines like crazy. With the Iron Guards and the Underworld Wardens watching over them, it's impossible for them to escape."

Moreover, after a brief observation by Lin En, this mysterious man should have just left the camp not long ago, and the direction he was heading was exactly the depths of the forest where the plane ball fell.

Shaking his head and putting aside his guess, Lin En used the snake spell again to hide his figure, and quickly went deep into the forest following the traces left by the mysterious man, wanting to see who this person was who was playing wilderness survival on his garden planet.

The deeper you go into the forest, the more lush and twisted the trees and vines become, making it almost impossible to move. The traces of destruction left by the mysterious man also become larger and larger, and some places even look like they have been blown up by gunpowder.

After Lin En walked along the path opened by the mysterious man for three or four minutes, an unexpectedly pleasant voice finally reached his ears.

"Family, it's not easy. I finally found the falling star, but this stone looks really strange. Can any knowledgeable family members tell me what this stone is?"

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Rewards and more chapters. By the way, the problem with Yinzhi's companion mission is too big, just like my story. (Although the value of my story is increasing due to the subsequent plot problems, and it is now at a medium level)

Chapter 4 Little Guizi's Big Crisis/Pure Beauty Goddess Slaps Her Face with Stockings! k

Hearing this energetic voice and the familiar self-introduction, Lin En instantly realized the identity of this mysterious man.

There is no doubt that it is the top performer in the entertainment industry, Gui Naifen, also known as "Xiao Guizi"!

Didn't she say she was going to quit the Luofu community because she was so upset by what she did? Why did she come to Teyvat?

With such doubts in mind, Lin En did not rashly step forward to disturb Xiao Guizi's live broadcast. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and opened Gui Naifen's live broadcast room with ease, wanting to see what this girl was doing.

[Live broadcast room: Xiao Guizi's wilderness survival DAY7]

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, Xiao Guizi was seen squatting in a deep pit, holding up his phone to shoot, and looking at the amber crystal ball in the pit with curiosity.

Unlike when she was in the fairy boat, Xiao Guizi now actually looked a little unkempt. Her orange-red hair was casually tied into a ponytail and thrown behind her, and her fiery red skirt was stained with many stains. Even her beautiful black stockings, which were a unique sight on Luofu Street, had a lot of damage, as if they had just been scratched by the dense and lush vines and thorns in the forest.

However, for the young girl, this half-damaged black stocking actually added a bit of charm to her, although it was a slight charm.

[[Gui Gui's only true love fan]: Black stockings have holes, even gods can't save them! Xiao Guizi, your black stockings have holes, making people want to lick them even more, prprprprp!!!

[Guigui is eating bonbons tonight]: The turtle upstairs is in this barber shop!

[I won’t change my name if I can’t get into Taibusi]: I feel not as good as Baisi...so aggressive.

White silk tied around the meat is really YYDS, everyone who has passed it will say it is good!

[独爱小桂]: Ha, it doesn’t matter, no matter the black stockings have holes or the white stockings are tight on the flesh, I like them all the same and feel the same rush!

[Love comes from cute listening]: Upstairs, rushing into everything will only hurt you!

[The sound of a whale is 3000 decibels]: No, isn't Du Ai Xiao Gui the rich brother? Why does the rich brother also need to wash himself?

[Xianzhou Dajiba]: Brother Fu, come on, my??

[Blue Dream]: Damn, there’s Nantong! Oh, me too, that’s fine]

Looking at it this way, it's not just Lin En who has a yellow-tinted eyeglass. Everyone likes this, presumably because life has smoothed out their edges, turning them all into a dull bunch.

After looking at the other comments in the live broadcast room, Lin En had roughly guessed the situation at hand.

Just like Gui Naifen’s shameful declaration to quit the show last time, she is going to quit Luofu and start a wilderness survival food show with Yan Cui.

Yan Cui is the head chef of Shang Ziwei. Like Pieck, she is a girl from the Chiming tribe who insists on only eating creatures that can fight against her. She runs around the universe every day looking for new ingredients for battle. I think Gui Naifen should have been brought to Teyvat by her... It's just a bit strange that Yan Cui is not here now.

Gui Naifen squatted beside the amber crystal and looked at it curiously. She also asked the people in the live broadcast room if anyone knew about this stone with strange texture.

Just when Lin En was about to turn invisible to give Xiao Guizi and the audience in the live broadcast room a surprise, Aha jumped out and gave him another surprise.

[Option 1: The target of the prank is you! Cancel the invisibility on the spot and give Gui Naifen and the audience in the live broadcast room a big surprise! ...Reward: Clown clone*

[Clown Clone]: Creates a clown clone with 50% of the original's attributes. It cannot use any special abilities. When killed, it will leave three surprise boxes of fear at the same place and attack all nearby enemies. 】

[Option 2: Xiao Guizi, how did your live broadcast room get blocked? During the live broadcast, you accidentally exposed your penis... After stripping off all your clothes, put on the sin bag hood to give Gui Naifen and the audience in the live broadcast room a little sin bag shock, and by the way, permanently block Gui Naifen's live broadcast room... Reward: Sin bag spirit.

Wonderful Item: The Spirit of the Sin Bag.

A white bag with the word "sin" written on it. Putting it on your head seems to cause magical things to happen.

Sin Bags were once just a nickname for the fanatical admirers of a certain beautiful girl named Yokai Sage (boo) who is always 17 years old. But in the world of Gensokyo favored by the gods, she has gradually disappeared from people's sight and memory. The Sin Bags, who were once just funny fry, have gradually begun to shine.

They have become regulars in various short videos, and their frequency of appearance in MMD is particularly high. It can be said that each of them has unique skills, and their fighting spirit and patience are amazing. Their secret weapons can bring surprises to every viewer!

Effect: After wearing it, you will obtain a body of extremely high purity, and gain unlimited energy and endurance in a specific area! And every night when you fall asleep, you may receive an invitation letter from the mysterious space and become the male protagonist of a mysterious short video.]

"What the hell, what kind of magical prop is this!"

Thinking of the classic works of the 3D masters that he had repeatedly appreciated in his previous life, and then thinking of the opportunity to transform into a sin bag and participate in it personally, Lin En's thing couldn't help but pull up, and he almost couldn't help but choose this option on the spot.

I put on the spirit of the sin bag on my head, and then tried to find a way to activate the Penguin Logistics' impart invitation letter that had been stuck in my hand. I couldn't even imagine how great it would be at that time.

But Lin En still has a little bit of shame, so he can't really walk his bird in public...

Well, actually the main reason was that he was afraid that the matter would be exposed. He couldn't really do something that would damage Xianzhou's reputation. Otherwise, it would not just be a matter of being punished to copy "The Song of the Emperor's Bow" 500 times. Mother Hua would probably just hang him up and beat him.

Although he felt quite regretful, for the sake of the reputation of the entire Immortal Boat and to prevent Mother Hua from [stroking my head with the power of the immortal, and opening my skull with an inch of force], Lin En could only reluctantly give up this rather tempting treasure and continue to look at the third option.

[Option 1: Haha, I believe it, she really believes it. Find a way to trick Gui Naifen into believing that you are a demon king who just broke free from the seal, and that her black silk stockings are the only tool that can seal you again... Reward: Gui Naifen's battle-damaged black silk stockings*1, number of lucky draws*]

There was no suspense at all. As a stocking collector, Lin En would definitely not let go of Xiao Guizi's damaged black stockings. He followed his second brother's instructions and chose option three.

No, what second brother? He is obviously my eldest brother!

The option only said that he just needed to make Gui Naifen believe that he was the big devil, but it didn't say that he had to use this body to appear.

Lin En did it right away. He summoned his own Dusk invisibly. While controlling the wind element to extract the air to create a vacuum soundproof wall, he picked up the Meteorite Sword and started slashing at Dusk. After a while, he had carved it from the strong and brave Amber King into a terrifying lava demon.

While Lin En was preparing to have fun with little Guizi, Gui Naifen, who was a master at making fun of people, could not just sit there and observe the amber crystals.

Just like some undead beings who always trigger boss battles because of their careless tampering, Xiao Guizi couldn't resist his own desire and picked up a branch and poked the amber crystal lying on the ground.

Anyway, just poke it, it shouldn't be gone...

Gui Naifen thought so.

However, the reality was contrary to her expectations. She had only poked the amber crystal lightly with a branch, and the amber crystal, which seemed indestructible and had not been damaged at all even though it had fallen from the sky at supersonic speed and created a big hole on the ground, was cracked by her poking.

"Hey?"

Before Gui Naifen could react, the originally insignificant crack began to spread rapidly on the surface of the amber crystal, and in a blink of an eye it was full of cracks. The surging darkness within it also surged out uncontrollably, turning into a black fog that swept in all directions like a raging tide.

And in this dark tide, a pair of red lights suddenly lit up, and a low and chaotic voice also resounded through the world!

"I have been imprisoned for ten thousand years!"

Xiao Guizi: "Wait, what's going on?"

The earth rumbled with the sound of heavy footsteps. Gui Naifen, who fell to the ground, ran backwards quickly to escape from the black fog that was becoming increasingly abnormal. However, a giant amber hand splashed with lava suddenly stretched out from the black fog and hit her in front, blocking Gui Naifen's escape route.

In the violent shaking that was like an earthquake, Xiao Guizi fell to the ground without standing firmly. The terrifying heat and oppression pressed on the girl's back, forcing her to slowly turn her stiff neck and look back.

A hideous amber demon that seemed to have crawled out of lava purgatory was lurking in the darkness, roaring angrily:

“I was driven out of my hometown again!

Now, you dare to break into my territory, you are really courting death! Courting death! "

Facing such a terrifying lava demon, Xiao Guizi, a professional anchor, was still interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room in a very professional manner, which was almost similar to some of the comments in the video: "Girls, I just had a car accident and now I'm lying under a bus. I can't feel my legs anymore. It's so amazing!"

"My dear family members, Xiao Guizi, I really want to send it this time..."

[[A normal undead person passing by]: ?? Familiar development. I am very familiar with this.

Don't be afraid, host. I will teach you what to do. Hurry up and use the Oath of Gold and Stone and Inner Potential to chop him three times before he finishes his lines. Remember not to be greedy for the sword instead of just using your energy. If you are not confident enough, you can first replace Gold and Stone with Violent Sweating.

[Luofu Small Flying Rod]: My suggestion is, Kairun.

[I will always love Xiao Guizi]: Goodbye Xiao Guizi, I will miss you forever??

[Village Chief of Pattou Village]: I will always miss you.

[Pure Knight—Silver Branch]: Hello, I am the Pure Knight Silver Branch. I recognize this monster. It is one of the many monsters that were sealed by the Pure Star God Idrila back then!

[Idlila is unrivaled in beauty!]: ??? You are Yinzhi, then who am I?

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: Sorry, that's a typo. I'm actually Golden Branch, your long-lost brother. You and I are both your mother's sons! Pure Knight Golden Branch is here!

[Idrila is unrivaled in beauty!]:? 】

"Don't worry about the golden branches and silver branches, my family members, please help me find a solution!"

Although she had faced the end of the world, the collapse of her home planet, and dangerous alien planets before, this was the first time that Gui Naifen faced this terrifying existence at such a close distance. After all, her older brothers and sisters had always stood in front of her.

The terrifying demon that seemed to be made of amber and lava locked onto the terrified girl in front of him, stretched out two fingers, pinched the girl's right arm and lifted her up.

Even though only half of the lava demon's body emerged from the ground, Gui Naifen, who was held in his hand, still looked so small and thin, like a small doll or Fiji cup in the hands of an adult.

"Uh, this devil brother..."

Feeling the scorching heat of the lava that almost roasted her, Xiao Guizi scratched her face in embarrassment:

"Xiao Guizi, I didn't mean to intrude into your territory. How about you please be kind and let me go?"

"Tiny insect, respectfully address me by my name!"

The devil roars like thunder!

Hearing this, Gui Naifen's face became even more embarrassed.

"Well, even if you say so, Xiao Guizi, I don't know your name..."

"How hateful!"

Gui Naifen's words seemed to instantly anger the demon, causing flames to surge around him, and the corners of his mouth could not stop emitting violent sparks:

"I have touched the stars, witnessed the light of thousands of suns, fought with gods, burned galaxies, and now I have been completely forgotten by the world!

It's time to remind the world of the terror I have brought to this world!

I am the great biker warrior, Idrila's mortal enemy - Big Ass!"

[[Idlila is unrivaled in beauty!]: What an ugly soul! She is truly the enemy of [pure beauty]!

Although I have never heard of the name of Lao Da, the fate of [Pure Beauty] has already shown the way forward! Anchor, send me the coordinates there, I, Silver Branch, the Knight of the Pure Beauty Order, will rush over now to live up to the name of [Pure Beauty]!

[Pure Beauty] Ah, that ugliness is worth fighting!

[Guigui’s only true fan]: Damn, you’re opening the box and sniping offline, right? Take me with you!

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: If you rush over now, the little osmanthus will probably be cold, and it will be too late to catch it while it is still hot.

[Gui Gui's only true love fan]: It's not bad if it's cold??