"Hey, can a boss kiss his subordinate on the mouth?"
"Shut up, you're breaking the rules now!"
Lin En interrupted Gui Naifen's stupid question unhappily and raised his second finger:
"The second rule of the Luofu workplace is that subordinates are not allowed to swear before their superiors swear!"
Otherwise you will be criticized!
Without saying the second half of the sentence, Lin En raised a third finger:
"The third rule of the Luofu workplace...I'll tell you when I think about it."
Gui Naifen: "?"
"Ahem, that's what it is all about."
Lin En coughed twice in a slightly awkward manner, patted Gui Naifen's smooth shoulders and said earnestly:
"Xiao Guizi, the organization has high hopes for you. We hope you can make a living in the world of the living as a lackey of the imperial court!"
"Don't worry, I will definitely live up to the organization's trust!"
Inspired by Lin En's words, Gui Naifen straightened her chest quickly and almost hit Lin En's arm which was so close to her without noticing.
Seeing that Xiao Guizi had completely fallen for it, Lin En nodded with great satisfaction, and then said, "Strike while the iron is still hot:
"Since you are already my subordinate, I will tell you the truth.
Although I came here to hold a beach swimsuit party, my informants have found traces of the plague here. That Tyrannosaurus Rex is actually a rich evil creature. I asked you to deal with it just now because it was a test for you from the organization. "
"The Scourge of Plenty? Here?"
Xiao Guizi, who was filled with joy, also woke up from Lin En's brainwashing after hearing this.
"Does that mean we are going to fight the Bountiful Evil now?"
"That's right. If the plague is not eradicated soon, it will multiply and proliferate as fast as cockroaches. For the ecological balance of this planet, we must strike hard and kill its minions in the cradle soon."
Finally, Lin En seemed to feel that his words lacked some verve, and he immediately let out a strange "hehehehe" laugh with a gloomy face, which made Gui Naifen couldn't help but complain:
"Why are you laughing like a villain..."
"Also, Lin En, you must protect me!"
Xiao Guizi shrank his neck in fear and muttered:
"Xiao Guizi, after all, I am just a street performer. I don't have the strength you have. If I encounter a slightly stronger evil creature, I will probably die.
Although I am a short-lived person, I value my life for a hundred or eighty years. At least I don’t want to die so hastily.”
"Don't worry, Xiao Guizi."
Lin En looked at Gui Naifen sincerely and made a promise.
"With me by your side, how can I let you die so worthlessly!"
"Lynn..."
Although Gui Naifen had already realized that she seemed to have been dragged into the water by Lin En inexplicably, his sincere eyes and words still made the girl feel warm in her heart.
For her, who is living in the fairy boat after the collapse of her home planet, the only people who can treat her so well from the bottom of their hearts, apart from her brothers and sisters, are Shang Shang and Lin En who have been helping her from the beginning.
A best friend of the same sex, although I often torment her.
A best friend of the opposite sex, although he often makes things difficult for himself.
But just when Gui Naifen was deeply moved by Lin En's words, Lin En took out his cell phone and made a call:
"Hello, is this Interstellar Peace Corporation?
Yes, that's right, it's me, the distinguished Xinyue III member Lin En."
"I'm calling this time to buy your company's highest limit personal accident insurance for my friend Gui Naifen... Um, Gui Naifen is a pseudonym and cannot be entered?"
In the face of Gui Naifen's stiff gaze, Lin En put down his phone for the moment, turned to look at her, and asked:
"Little Guizi, what's your real name, Guinevere or Guinevere?"
"I called you a big-headed ghost!!!"
Gui Naifen was surprisingly angry!
The angry Xiao Guizi no longer cared about the differences between superiors and subordinates, or between men and women. She pushed him to the ground with force and then sat directly on his waist. She stretched out her small hands to pinch Lin En's neck and shook him desperately:
"Woo woo woo, you bastard, return my feelings to me!"
Lin En, who was pressed down by Xiao Guizi, rolled his eyes in happiness and pain, which was similar to the expression of a certain young master named Cao!
"Hello, Mr. Lin, do you need anything else..."
The inquiries from the other end of the phone continued. Xiao Guizi couldn't help but turned around and shouted, "No need for that!", which made the customer service of Interstellar Peace Company hang up the phone tactfully.
It seems that with the emotional intelligence of a company employee, she has already realized that she has become a part of someone else's play.
"I was wrong. Is it not okay for me to raise the flag and surrender?"
Lin En, who was beaten to his knees by Gui Naifen, raised his hands and made a French military salute, causing Gui Naifen to immediately stop what he was doing.
It was not only because Lin En admitted his mistake, but also because the girl felt that it was not just Lin En's hands that were raised!
.............间贴.............
.....间贴.........
.....Interval stickers..
But despite being shy, the girl actually had some subtle associations.
It feels a bit like when you are playing an assembly game and you find a very suitable and harmonious combination, you can't help but want to put it together and give it a try.
No, Xiao Guizi, what on earth are you thinking about?
"Ahhhh——!"
The girl who turned into a steam engine quickly jumped up from Lin En, covered her little face and squatted aside for a long time, not daring to raise her head to look at Lin En.
.....
Today, Shen He's sister went crazy. I was like a bleeding dog in the abyss, played around by Shen He Wan Xin. It's too annoying. It's true that being on the list means a lot of trouble. From now on, all chapters will be digital, otherwise the chapter names will always exceed the word count.
Since I can’t post pictures, I can only share an enhanced fun with you in the form of text.
Hey, a top-notch embryo has come out, ???? Hey! I'll make a graduation double-explosion speed shoe for you to see!
【Level Up
Level 0 >> Level 15
??Speed 4 →25↑
???Defense 0 →93↑】
【Genius's Gravitational Walk
Feet +15
??Speed 25
???Attack power 3.7%
??Critical hit rate 2.5%
??Critical damage 5.1%
???Defense 93】
223. *Female Xiao Guizi/Yan Cui: Da Ga, verbal wah lu! 4k
Seeing Xiao Guizi squatting aside without being able to raise her head for a long time, Lin En walked forward very considerately.
"It's okay, Xiao Guizi."
He squatted down in front of Gui Naifen, patted the girl's shoulder gently, and said in a gentle voice:
"I won't tell anyone else that you molested me today, so you don't have to worry about being arrested or even deported by the Land and Resources Department."
In the gentle and considerate comfort of Lin En, Gui Naifen finally raised her head.
It’s just a pity that she didn’t appreciate Lin En’s concern at all. Instead, she directly switched to pufferfish form, and her little face puffed up with a bang.
"How come you are the victim when you say that?!"
"Hey, isn't it?"
Lin En's eyes widened immediately, as if he was surprised at why Gui Naifen could say such a stupid thing:
"It was you who pushed me to the ground and then got on top of me, so of course you molested me!
Are you still going to say something about 'the privilege of a beautiful girl'?"
"me..."
After hearing what Lin En said, Gui Naifen really couldn't find any reason to refute for a while.
Oh no, I’m a bad guy!
Xiao Guizi wanted to cry but had no tears.
Lin En grabbed Gui Naifen's arm and pulled her up from the ground, continuing to comfort her:
"Okay, okay, stop crying and making a fuss. You are not a child anymore. We need to discuss some adult things now."
This time, Lin En did not give Xiao Guizi the chance to misunderstand.
“Like work, work, and work and stuff like that.
Of course, if you really like me that much, how about I use myself as your mission reward?"
"what?"
Gui Naifen made the same cry as a certain pink-haired cat and shouted:
"Who would like you if you were this bad? Even if I, Xiao Guizi, were to go get a female address book with Shang Shang or jump off the Luofu Fairy Boat, I would never like you!"
"Okay, okay, you don't like me, you don't like me (laugh)~"
"Hey, don't be so perfunctory!
"Xiao Guizi, I am really going to be angry!"
"I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry, let's just go and deal with the work first, ok?"
Xiao Guizi, who was being held down by Lin En with her head pressed, gradually calmed down after hearing these words. After all, she was just a little mad at Lin En for a moment, and she was not a really unreasonable girl.
"Are we going to defeat the Abundant Evil? Then I need to call Sister Yan Cui first to make things clear. Don't wait for Sister Yan Cui to come back and see that the campsite is destroyed and I'm gone. She might think I was eaten by a passing monster."
Xiao Guizi reacted quickly and dug out her cell phone from her old clothes and started calling Yan Cui. But she felt something was wrong because the other party was out of service area after three calls.
You have to know that under normal circumstances, the communication network of the Interstellar Peace Company can easily cross light years. How is it possible that two people can lose contact on the same planet?
"Can't get in touch?"
"Yeah, this is too weird. This is the first time I've seen a cell phone not working."
Xiao Guizi scratched his head in confusion, but Lin En was not surprised at all. After all, he had encountered similar situations several times.
"The company's network does cover an extremely large area, but you are using civilian lines after all. It is very easy for someone to block the signal in an area with some tricks."
For example, many of the most common small caves are isolated from the outside world.
Lin En did not say the second half of the sentence, but took out his cell phone and called Silver Wolf.
No matter what problems you encounter in the electronics field, you can always find Silver Wolf!
After all, the bet on the dark duel that day will not expire, so it would be a waste if we didn't make use of such a good hacker as Silver Wolf.
Although he was inevitably complained by Silver Wolf, the single spiral duck still kept his promise. Less than a minute later, Lin En put down his phone and waved to Gui Naifen:
"Found it. Yan Cui's signal."
Lin En frowned slightly, because the message sent by Silver Wolf was too subtle.
"As expected, her signal was blocked. Where did she find her friends?"
After complaining helplessly, Lin En called Xiao Guizi and said:
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