"It's okay, Xi'er, you've tried very hard."
Ester patted Seele's shoulder to encourage her, and Bronya quickly nodded in agreement.
Lin En was also really amused by Xier's behavior. He shook his head and smiled half helplessly and half dotingly:
"I really can't do anything about you. Even though your way of expressing yourself is a little strange, I already understand your feelings and thoughts!"
"Yes, as long as the emotion is conveyed..."
Before Bronya finished her words of comfort, Lynn had already stepped on the coffee table, pointed at Seele and shouted:
"In that case, I'll take special care of you tonight!"
Xier: "?"
"What have you understood!!!"*3
...
After the farce, by the time the four of them packed up and came out of the room, it had already darkened.
Lin En stretched himself lazily, feeling refreshed. He looked up at the sky and saw only a dim moon and sparse stars.
Tonight, nice moonlight.
"Wow, Lin, you guys are finally done with this."
Xing held up two huge skewers of grilled squid tentacles and walked towards Lin En and his group. He turned around and pointed at the bonfire that was burning brilliantly on the beach and said with a smile:
"Would you like some BBQ? We just caught all the ingredients, especially the giant squid that Sister Yan Cui killed with one punch. It looks so fresh after grilling! Very delicious!"
As he spoke, Xing thrust the grilled squid tentacles in his hand, which were as thick as his forearm, into Lin En's mouth, causing the latter to quickly take a step back in disgust.
"Oh my god, be careful, I was almost blown up by your tentacles!"
Unlike Lin En, Xi'er took the string of grilled squid tentacles from Xing without hesitation, opened her little mouth and started to bite and tear them apart.
"I just wasted so much energy and now I'm hungry!"
While tearing the food, Xier mumbled incoherently and took the time to glare at Lin En, seeming to still be resentful of the special attention she had given her previously.
Esther, who had just been fed, had no appetite now, but the bonfire party itself was quite attractive to her. She smiled and trotted towards the grand bonfire burning on the beach.
"Yeah, it's a bonfire party. I haven't seen such a primitive celebration for a long time!"
Seeing this, Lin En and his companions hurriedly followed.
Around the grand bonfire, everyone had already gathered together, talking and laughing, putting aside all their worries and enjoying the party to their heart's content.
"Lynn, this way!"
As immortal dragon descendants, the physical fitness of the Chi Ming people is far superior to that of ordinary people. Coupled with the medication that Natasha carries with her, Yan Cui's injuries have almost recovered except that she can't do strenuous exercise. She is now serving as the head chef of this BBQ.
"Sister Yan Cui, have you gone back to catch another evil creature?"
Lynn looked at the giant squid monster imprisoned on the coast and asked curiously.
That bald farmer stayed on Teyvat for three or four years, creating a lot of strange and bizarre creatures, and he threw them around without any environmental awareness. If there weren't already a lot of giant beasts on Teyvat because of the residual power of Kurigaro, the ecosystem would have been destroyed by these "alien mutant species".
The "Kenlak" sea monster that Yan Cui pulled back was a large and fertile creature developed by the bald farmer. It had a very strong regenerative ability. Lin En was busy saving people at the time and didn't care about these large squids, but it seemed that Yan Cui called Xing and the others to run back and catch one as the main meal for tonight.
And the facts were not far from what Lin En had guessed.
Yan Cui ignored the sea monster's struggle and dragged its tens-meter-long tentacles onto the barbecue grill above the huge bonfire. She sprinkled seasoning on it and laughed happily:
"This time it really is a blessing in disguise for us, my dear, this evil creature is really a perfect ingredient.
Not only is the meat chewy and nutritious, but it also has a very strong regenerative ability. Look—"
As she spoke, Yan Cui, who had just finished grilling a tentacle, chopped off the roasted tentacle with a knife. The sea monster then began to struggle in pain, and a new tentacle quickly grew from the broken foot.
"Hey, you see, it's the inexhaustible one. We plan to drag this thing back to the fairy boat and keep it in our restaurant!
From now on, I can make a lot of money by cutting its tentacles and selling takoyaki every day!"
Seeing Yan Cui's excitement, Lin En couldn't help but shook his head and reminded helplessly:
"Sister Yan Cui, have you forgotten that this is a rich evil creature? If you are reported for using prohibited ingredients, you will probably go to jail until you shed your scales and are reborn."
But contrary to Lin En's expectations, Yan Cui did not feel disappointed when she heard this, but continued to smile:
"Oh, now it's your turn to appear.
Aren't you from the Land Investment Company? For the sake of our friendship, can you give us a legal certificate? Then we can split the income 70% to 30%? "
"How come it's only 30%..."
Lin En said this instinctively, and then quickly realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, and his face suddenly became stern:
"This is not a matter of money. I can't bend the law for personal gain! In short, if you want to take it back, you have to register it with the Land and Resources Bureau first and let the staff check that there are no food safety issues."
"Okay, you are the official and you have the final say."
Yan Cui nodded readily, and then glanced at the others who had already started eating, with a somewhat questioning expression.
In response, Lin En waved his hand indifferently:
"It doesn't matter tonight. Anyway, firstly, we are not in the territory of Xianzhou, and secondly, we have a doctor here, so nothing will happen."
"Okay, let's continue!"
Yan Cui finally felt relieved and continued to process the grilled squid tentacles.
Yan Cui relied on her brute force to throw the ten-meter-long giant tentacle into the air, and then shouted in a delicate voice:
"The sword is as bright as mine, I will chop off all the offal!"
Before the tentacles fell from the air, Yan Cui had already drawn her sword. The sword shadow swiftly flew across the sky, like thunder and rainstorm, cutting and smashing everything in front of it. It was so fast that it even left several afterimages in the air.
What a fast sword!
It was so fast that even the food itself couldn't react. The huge tentacles had already turned into smaller pieces of meat and fell everywhere. Then Yan Cui threw out countless bamboo sticks at a dazzling speed and pierced them one by one.
"Fuck-!"
Yan Cui's series of moves shocked Lin En.
Although he had seen more amazing sword skills, this was the first time Lin En had seen sword skills applied so perfectly to cooking, and he couldn't help but marvel at it.
"What a fast sword! Sister Yan Cui, if you had participated in the cooking competition back then, I'm afraid even my Nine-Turn Large Intestine would have been defeated~"
"No, no, you are too kind, family member."
Yan Cui smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "This is the sword technique I used when I was dealing with beef offal. I just recited it fluently. I am really sorry to make you laugh."
Lynn brought the freshly grilled squid to the table and enjoyed this extremely fresh delicacy with everyone else.
I have to say that Yan Cui's cooking skills are really good, or maybe high-end ingredients really only require simple cooking methods. Anyway, the grilled squid was welcomed by everyone, especially the Beloberg people such as Hook, Pella, and Silva. After all, they had never eaten seafood before.
Little Hook was running around the dining table holding a grilled squid that was almost as big as herself, until Natasha, who couldn't bear to watch it anymore, grabbed Fate's neck and she started eating obediently.
Although the live broadcast room was blocked, Xiao Guizi's professional instinct still made her shrink into a corner and start recording a food show.
"Hey, everyone, today I, Xiao Guizi, will perform a three-bite-one-squid-tentacle trick for everyone!"
Then he was almost choked to death by the thick tentacles. It seems that Xiao Guizi still needs to work on her oral skills.
Lin En patted the smooth back of Xiao Guizi, who was coughing non-stop and almost fainted, and said enthusiastically that he would not mind being Xiao Guizi's sparring partner and helping her practice more in the future.
Before Xiao Guizi could react to what Lin En was saying, Xier, who happened to be walking by, headbutted him with a rocket, knocking Lin En to the ground.
"Disappear with the butterflies, you damned scumbag!"
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I'd rather write about daily happiness. Why can't I have a swimsuit party on the beach with beautiful girls??????
I checked the subscriptions and found that the overall subscriptions to Jingliuxian have decreased a lot. It seems that everyone has skipped it. I feel a little disappointed.
I have downloaded Seventh Dimensional Dream Star today. Don’t force me, or I will download it for all my friends in the group with one click! (I was just kidding when I said I would download Genshin Impact for everyone, but this “gen” God is actually for real)
227. Three meals a day, three kinds of legs/What should I prepare for meeting my parents? 4k
"Gua, it's the Quantum Flying Head Barbarian, retreat quickly!"
Lin En, who was knocked to the ground by Xier's rocket headbutt, screamed and rolled under the table. The beautiful legs of young girls and some "sisters" immediately filled his entire field of vision.
Black stockings, white stockings, bare legs, everything is available, it’s so cool!
In this situation, Lin En couldn't help but recall the classic communication he had with a porridge friend in his previous life.
[42 Sister, have some of my creamy ice cream: The land and water that surround you shape your people, and this is what Terra means to Terra people.
People are iron, and rice is steel, so you panic if you don't eat a meal.
Lynn: What do the Terrans eat in the morning?
42 sister eat my cream ice cream: German dog shoes with porridge
Lin En: What do the Terrans eat for lunch?
42 sister eat my cream ice cream: horn shoe steamed egg
Lin En: What do the Terrans want to eat here?
42 sister eat my cream ice cream: the queen mother's shoes are garlic
Lin En: Enter the canon! 】
At that time, Lin En had laughed at this porridge friend for being too extreme, but now it seems that he was too hypocritical and failed to recognize his own true heart.
Look at the circle of beautiful feet and legs under the table, it’s simply... bliss???
From now on, for the three meals a day, breakfast should be light, and I will eat bare legs and feet like Xier, Estelle, Xing, and March.
If you want a hearty lunch, then YaYa, Nata, and Xiao Guizi are undoubtedly the best choices.
Dinner is all about enjoyment. The sweet and delicious white socks cakes like Que'er and Huohuo or Fu Xuan's white silk tender feet can be said to be elegant and tasteful.
Our Xingtie is really great! We have duck legs, chicken legs, goose legs, ham, and everything else!
"What the hell are you doing down there? Don't hug my legs all of a sudden!"
Xiao Guizi suddenly felt her calf being hugged and began to struggle hard, which allowed Lin En to barely regain some sanity from this paradise. He quickly rolled out from under the table with a Neymar roll.
Lin En got up from the ground and wiped the sweat off his face, then said with a rather fearful sigh:
"Fortunately, I used my strong willpower to overcome the evil in my heart, otherwise I would really be regarded as a pervert."
"What, aren't you?"
Gui Naifen widened her eyes in disbelief, as if she had heard some incredible fairy tale.
"Shut up! Subordinates are not allowed to kiss their superiors!"
Hearing Gui Naifen's complaints, Lin En grabbed a squid tentacles as thick as his forearm from the table without hesitation and stuffed it into Gui Naifen's mouth, causing the girl who had just been freed to almost choke and roll her eyes.
"Ahem, murder you!"
Spiting out the squid tentacles in his mouth, even an optimistic person like Xiao Guizi was a little angry. He stood with his hands on his hips and glared at Lin En.
"Xiao Guizi, I almost sent it just now!"
As an absolutely loyal walker of abundance, if Xiao Guizi was really choked, Lin En wanted to say that he would give her artificial respiration regardless of the past, but under the pressure from Hill, he finally kept his mouth shut.
Fortunately, Xiao Guizi quickly calmed down and did not pursue the matter further with Lin En.
After eating and drinking, I felt a little tipsy in the middle of the night.
Xiao Guizi, who was a little tipsy after drinking some wheat juice, was also in a playful mood. He found a bunch of fireworks from somewhere that covered most of the beach, and happily distributed various fireworks to everyone:
"Hehe, this is a rare opportunity, let Xiao Guizi wish everyone a happy new year!"
"It's only what month now and you're already wishing me a happy new year?"
Hearing Lin En's complaints, Xiao Guizi waved her hands nonchalantly and grinned:
"It's okay, it's okay. Isn't there an old saying in your Xianzhou that it's still years before thirty? I'm thinking, is this girl still thirty?"
Lynn: “…
There was something wrong with your understanding from the beginning!"
"Okay, okay, Lin En, don't worry about it. It's good enough for everyone to have fun~"
San Yue Qi, holding a handful of fairy wands in both hands, stopped Lin En who wanted to correct Gui Naifen, and then continued to happily wave the bunch of fairy wands that were blooming brilliantly... Perhaps it would be more appropriate to call them fairy columns. The fireworks ran towards Xing, and at first glance, the shining back looked a bit like a motorcycle warrior who had activated his backup hidden energy and was ready to die together with the enemy.
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