"We do have some problems within our family. After all, Ester's great-grandmother is old and can no longer control these wolves and tigers... Well, as Ester's father, I will of course fully support you.
However, please be merciful..."
"Look at what you said. I'm not an extreme person. I will definitely be careful when I act."
Lin En came to help Ester deal with hidden dangers, not to make enemies for Ester in the family, so he would definitely not make things too difficult to resolve.
Of course, some guys who are no longer worthy of being human are definitely not included in this range.
...........
"What did you and dad talk about in private? Why are you suddenly going to hold a dance?"
Esta was lying on her bed, supporting her cheeks with her hands as she looked at Lin En who was looking around her girl's boudoir. Her two legs wrapped in black stockings were slightly raised and swung intermittently, showing that the girl was in a very good mood.
Lin En sat down in front of the girl's desk, curiously picked up a book about the starry sky, and explained casually while flipping through it:
"Just like you and your mother were chatting about girls' topics, I also chatted with my uncle about some men's topics."
Lin En, who was flipping through a book, suddenly felt the back of his chair move, and a pair of soft arms dropped from above the back of the chair and hugged his neck.
The girl was very light. Even if she put all her weight on the back of the chair and Lin En, she was still light. Estelle complained with a hint of complaint:
"You're still calling me uncle? Given our relationship, shouldn't you call me father-in-law or dad?"
"I do call him father-in-law, but calling him dad... well, can you please understand that I'm an orphan raised by a foster mother?"
"In that case, then alright~"
Reluctantly accepting Lin En's explanation, Ester's arms were still around Lin En's neck, but she had already moved from the back of the seat to the front, and sat directly in Lin En's arms, competing with him for the seat in this close way.
"Move over there. I don't have any place to sit."
"Just sit on my lap, but I advise you not to rub it, otherwise the soft seat will become a hard seat, or even worse, it may become a socket!"
"Hard seat?"
Lin En's reminder made Esta stunned for a moment, but after a moment she understood what he meant, and her little face turned slightly red.
"Bad, you!"
Estelle gently hit Lynn's shoulder.
"Although the room is well soundproofed, Mom and Dad are still downstairs, so don't go too far."
Looking at Ester's slightly shy face, Lin En couldn't help but reveal an indulgent smile, and at the same time felt a subtle sense of amusement in his heart.
We sleep together every night, and have been having sex with Seele and Bronya in the past few days, so why is he shy just hugging each other now?
But this kind of Esta is also very cute~
Esther, who was sitting in Lin En's arms, also found that Lin En really did not do anything out of the ordinary, so she rested her little head on his shoulder and enjoyed the peaceful warmth.
Lin En gently stroked the girl's back with his right hand. Although his eyes were still fixed on the book in front of him, his consciousness had already wandered to another perspective.
He was browsing the specific effects of the breeding blessing he had obtained from his previous choice.
[Obtain three-star breeding blessing: breeding pattern
Effect: The recipient of this blessing can engrave the Mark of Fertility on the lower abdomen of the selected target, and gradually fill and activate the Mark of Fertility by continuously injecting strength and energy at the same time. When the Mark of Fertility is fully activated, the engraved person will be 100% pregnant.
Note: This effect is an active skill. The user can choose whether to activate it, and the chance of it taking effect is 100%, regardless of the race, age, or even gender of the engraver.
You can try this skill to see if it works on Star Gods. Do you need me to send you the coordinates of [Abundance], [Synergy] or [Greed]?
——By Aha】
What a weird skill, why does it feel so useless?
Lin En selectively ignored Aha's message.
Are you kidding? If this mere blessing of fertility could have an effect on the Star Gods, then Taiziyulus would not have died so miserably. Star Gods such as Clipper, Hippe, Akivali, Aha, and Obolos might have all become pregnant.
Tsk, it does seem a bit weird when I think about it this way.
232. Topa: My best friend's man is my man/Unlimited Maoyu 4k
To be honest, Lin En felt that this breeding blessing didn't seem to be of any practical help to him.
He is not a stallion or a goblin, why would he think about breeding every day? Besides, that girl needs this blessing to get pregnant...
Wait, it seems there is!
Lin En thought of his boss in the Ten Kings Division whom he hadn't seen for a long time, a cold and clever girl.
"Ha, now even a clever girl can get pregnant~"
After unable to help but complain, Lynn forgot about this blessing of breeding.
Anyway, we should be thankful if one out of ten rewards from Aha is truly useful. There have been so many good rewards recently, and it doesn’t matter if an inexplicable breeding blessing doesn’t exist. There are also worse and more useless task rewards in the portable space.
For example, if you deduct 2 and then put in a one-yuan coin in a refrigerator, a small pudding worth fifty cents will be spit out.
I don't know what the use of deducting one is. I'll try it someday.
When Lin En was distracted and daydreaming, a message popped up on his mobile phone screen, and it was sent by an unexpected person.
"Topa? Why would she come to you?"
Esther, who was curled up in Lin En's arms, also saw the familiar avatar pop up on the screen. She frowned slightly and looked at Lin En, who was so close, with some confusion.
"It's probably something work-related. I don't know her well in private."
Unfamiliar, really unfamiliar!
Not to mention talking and chatting together, Lin En didn't even see Topal a few times when he was in Beloberg and Teyvat. The two people were busy in areas with no intersection at all.
"Let me see what can happen to her."
Lynn picked up the phone.
[Topa (Note: Fu Hua was silent after seeing this, Xiao Shi cried after seeing this): Are you there? ]
What is the classic Joker opening move?
Lin En raised his eyebrows. Since Ester was watching, Lin En didn't do anything fancy. Instead, he replied in a conventional way:
[Lynn: Very busy, clinging to a rich woman and living off her. What’s going on?
Topa: You and Ester went to Pier Point together, right? Do you have time to meet?
Lynn: Be alert!
I am your best friend's man now. Are you trying to do something bad to me by secretly asking me out?
Topa: ?
Lin En: Although I admit that you have a great figure, are a rich woman who wants people to cling to you, and are a good person, but I'm sorry, I'm already taken!
Topa: ???
Lynn: Are you trying to say you don't mind?
I understand your intentions, but I'm sorry, but I'm a model of male morality in Xianzhou, so my answer is 'Da Ga, cutout wah lu!'
Topa: When I typed '?', it wasn't because I had a problem, but because I thought there was something wrong with you. I really don't know what Estelle saw in you.
Lin En: Sorry, sorry, Lin En is having a relapse and I have kicked him aside. Ye Lina, what do you want from him?
Topa: So you are together now~ What do your parents say?
Lynn: Hehe, although there were some small accidents, but overall my parents are quite satisfied.
Topa: That's good, blessings?(^_-).
I have some official business to discuss with Lin En. After all, you know how [special] he is. Considering the relationship between us, the boss arranged for me to handle some work related to him.
Lynn: Oh, I see.
Topa: Then please tell him that at 3: pm, Big Bird will be in Box of the bar. 】
"Yes, pay attention to the time and address, don't be late tonight~"
Ester waved her hand and returned the phone to Lin En, who had been pushed to the ground by her.
"Why is the name of this bar so weird? It gives me a bad feeling."
Lin En couldn't help but complain.
"And why did you agree to this right away? Aren't you afraid that Topa will do something bad to Tumeng and beat me to my knees and drag me home to be a star slave?"
"Don't go crazy here!"
Ester stretched out her little foot wrapped in black silk and stepped on Lin En's shoulder. "Yelina is a serious person and would never do such a thing. Instead of worrying about what he will do to you, I'd rather worry about whether you will do something out of line to Yelina... Hey, don't grab my foot suddenly!
Don’t even lick it!”
..........
Pierpoint system time 4:04 PM.
Lynn, who is always used to arriving early, has already arrived at the place he had agreed to meet with Topa. Fortunately, this Big Bird Turn Bar is really Big Bird Turn and not "Big Bird" Turn. There is a constantly rotating penguin statue in the lobby of the bar, and even the waiters and bartenders are a group of chubby penguins. When Lynn entered the door, he thought he had come to the Tencent* headquarters.
Fortunately, these penguins did not rush over to ask him whether he wanted to recharge his Q coins.
"No wonder Topa chose this place. It really suits her preferences."
Sitting in the box, Lin En saw that there were still more than twenty minutes left until the agreed time, so he decided to find something to kill time.
The reason why he came back so early was not because he was looking forward to meeting Toppa, but because he originally wanted to wander around the commercial district of Pier Point and have some fun. In the end, he didn't find any fun, but instead met two cyber psychopaths who ruined his good mood, so he came to the bar early to wait for Toppa.
"Ah, as expected, I can't help it once I have some free time. It's going to be day 0 again."
Complaining helplessly, Lin En summoned his own system panel.
He originally wanted to save up for ten consecutive draws. Although there is no guarantee in Ahaha's card pool, it is very satisfying to draw ten consecutive draws.
Unfortunately, he is not a person with self-control, just like when he played Mijia games in his previous life. He had clearly planned not to draw this character, and directly skipped a big version to save stones to draw the character he liked later, but as soon as the card pool was updated, he couldn't help but join the pool after seeing the cards posted by his friends in the dog group.
I thought I could just do 70 draws to get a -star and that would be it, but then... how come it took draws to get a -star? ! !
Forget it, I’ve already made 70 draws, I might as well try a few more and see if I can get the small guaranteed prize. After all, it looks pretty strong.
Shit, why is it Uncle Lu/Yan Qing again? Are you targeting me with this card pool?
No, we can’t indulge this card pool, damn it!
Then I got carried away and just drew the guaranteed one. By the time I got to the character I originally planned to draw, there were only a few draws left. I could only start the blue-green modifier with tears in my eyes to get the prize.
"Fuck it, only the unlucky ones have to do ten consecutive draws, the lucky ones can only make miracles with a single draw!"
Just like abstaining from masturbation always ends at day 0, Lin En’s plan to collect stones will never succeed.
But this is not true. After all, Lin En had already given up his abstinence plan with his strong willpower, and drawing cards was simply because he couldn't help it.
"My turn, draw a card!"
As Lin En finished his words, the void in front of him suddenly rippled and twisted, spinning like a spiral of the abyss, and finally spit out a card with a black and yellow abyss spiral on the back.
[Obtain special monster card/spell card [Unlimited Maodama]
Effect: Consuming one hair can summon a Mao Yu with 1% of the summoner's normal attributes, 5% chance of summoning an enhanced Mao Yu with 3% of the summoner's normal attributes, 0.67% chance of summoning a super Mao Yu with 5% of the summoner's normal attributes and a random special ability of the summoner. There is no upper limit to the number of summons.
“Although this thing has no upper limit for summoning, the hair consumed by summoning the hair jade can only grow naturally and cannot be quickly restored through fate or potions, so if you don’t want to become bald, you’d better be careful.
Also, I know you want to say that this is very similar to the monkey's skill, but...Aha, if you steal again, I will punish you!"
——by Aha】
“Mao Yu… this thing really makes me miss it.
And this 0.67% probability is too much like déjà vu."
Lin En pulled out a hair and activated the skill. The hair turned into a ball of fur with a diameter of about 10 cm, with no eyes or mouth. The furry little guy rolled from Lin En's palm to the table, looking really cute.
This is Mao Yu, but what makes Lin En feel a little regretful is that his European Emperor bloodline was not triggered this time, and he only summoned an ordinary Mao Yu.
Ordinary Mao Yu has only 1% of Lin En's normal attributes. This total attribute seems to refer more to pure physical strength. Lin En's total attributes are not that strong in his daily state when he does not turn on dusk and does not actively activate various destiny force buffs. Otherwise, it would be a hassle for him to control his walking without cracking the ground. 1% of the total attributes is probably not much stronger than a big goose, but it is still easy to defeat a otaku.
"No, let's draw a few more times. Even if the probability is 0.67%, 180 draws should be enough to guarantee the bottom line!"
There are less than two hundred hairs on my head, what’s there to be afraid of? Beat him up!
Three minutes later.
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