Ren, who was in high spirits, turned around and looked at Xing who interrupted him. Lin En waved at Xing.
"Come on, my dear daughter, come and say hello to your Uncle Blade."
Xing: "Lin, are you awake?"
"Oh, it's really inappropriate for you to put it that way."
Lin En slapped his forehead, as if he realized that he had spoken without thinking.
But before Xing could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly started counting on his fingers again:
"According to our Xianzhou tradition of a teacher being a father for life, I must be Blade's grandfather, so if that's the case...
Ah, I understand! "
Lin En's amazing wisdom once again played a role, allowing him to instantly calculate the seniority of several people. He patted Ren on the back and urged loudly:
"Sun thief, stop standing there and call auntie!"
Ren, who had been drunk for a long time, was not vague. He actually took Lin En's request seriously and shouted to Xing:
"Hello Auntie!"
star:"???"
While Xing was still stunned by Lin En and Ren's shocking remarks, Lin En had already patted his prison bed and invited:
"Xingbao, Xingbao, I am your father.
Come and sit down, let's talk today~"
"Yalu, you bastard!"
Xing clenched his fists angrily, kicked open the cell door which was already half-closed, and walked towards Lin En.
"Wait, Xing, be careful!"
Sanyueqi hurriedly wanted to call Xing, but Walter raised his staff to block Sanyueqi who wanted to rush into the cell.
"Let them make a fuss, it won't end any time soon.
"Xiao Sanyue, let's go take care of the work first, and leave this to Xing."
"Is it really okay?"
Looking at Xing who had already walked into the cell as if he was going to have a fight with Lin En in the next second, Sanyueqi said with some concern.
Walter shook his head and glanced sideways at Huo Huo, who was squatting on the ground to reduce his presence.
"With Judge Huo Huo watching over us, nothing could possibly go wrong. Besides, we really need to investigate Kafka's whereabouts.
After all, it is good to combine work and rest, but you can't relax too much. If you waste too much time, you won't be able to finish your work."
"Well, that's fine."
Originally, he had wanted to ask Lin En, the local tyrant, for help, but in the end, he lost a general, Xing. March Seven couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, but he still followed Walter obediently and left for the time being.
What she didn't know was that Walter chose to take her away because he felt a strong malice in the wine that Lin En and Ren drank, which made him feel a little uneasy to stay here.
Anyway, even if he stayed, the final outcome would most likely be being dragged along to drink, so it would be better to "sacrifice" Xing to temporarily hold Lin En back.
"Hey, why are Lao Yang and Xiao Sanyue gone?"
Seeing the two people leave, Lin En sighed with regret, and then called out to Huo Huo who was squatting in the corner:
"Huo Huo, come and pour me some wine, fill it up quickly, fill it up quickly!"
"I am coming."
Huo Huo trembled all over when her name was suddenly called, but she still walked forward with a sad face under Lin En's pressure and took on the task of pouring the wine. Lin En pulled Xing to her side, patted her shoulder and said with a smile:
"Come on, dear Xingbao, we are reunited after a long time, let's go~"
"Who wants to drink with you?"
Xing looked disgusted, but Lin En raised his eyebrows when he heard this:
"So you're lame?"
"Who said that? I'm super brave, okay!"
Kids are kids. A little bit of sarcasm and provocation made Xing angry on the spot. He snatched the wine glass from Lin En's hand and drank it all in one gulp.
"Huh, why is your barley tea tasteless?"
Thinking that he had the invincible physique of the Star Core Essence, Xing felt that he could easily knock Lin En down and let this bad-tempered guy know who is the boss.
"But you are just Lin Enen. Watch me kill you on the wine table within three hundred cups!"
“Aunt Xing is generous!”
Ren clapped his hands and cheered. He was already drunk but just wanted to join in the drinking. His reckless drinking made Huo Huo, who was in charge of pouring the wine, twitch.
Wow, is this the drinking party for adults? So scary, so scary.
“Hehehe, come on!”
Lin En knocked the empty wine glass on the table in a heroic manner, making a loud bang. Huo Huo was so scared that he was afraid that if he missed a second, Lin En would grab him and eat him as a snack, so he quickly filled the glass with wine.
So, an hour later.
Still in the depths of the prison, it was still the same three people: Lin En, Xing, and Ren.
"The Heaven is above, the Earth is below!
I am willing to become brothers with Lin En and Xing, and work together to help the poor and the needy, to serve the country and bring peace to the people. I don't ask to be born on the same day of the same month of the same year, I just want to die on the same day of the same month of the same year!
Emperors, queens, and queens, learn from this fact that they are treacherous and ungrateful, and both heaven and man are killed! "
"Brother Dian Dao said it well!"
"Uncle Blade said it well!"
The Star Core Essence's physique can indeed be considered immune to all poisons, but that only applies to ordinary things. Some more special medicines can still ignore Star's special physique.
For example, some creations created by the messengers or even the star gods.
It was obvious that Xing's resistance to the effects did not reach 100% at all, and he eventually followed in the footsteps of Lin and Blade, and was drunk by the Mora wine, which was comparable to the water of life.
The drunken Ren grabbed Lin En's hand and continued to talk nonsense.
“Although I am just a blacksmith and a warrior, I also know the meaning of loyalty and righteousness.
From now on, my life is Brother Lin's life, my body is Brother Lin's body, I will obey your orders and I will have no second thoughts! "
Xing: "Me too!"
Blade: "I swear to share weal and woe with my brother, to accompany him for life, and to follow him through life and death!"
Xing: "Me too!"
Blade: "If you violate this statement, you will be killed by both heaven and man!"
Xing: "Me too!"
The three drunkards were lying on the table in a daze. Although Huo Huo had not drunk a drop of alcohol, the whole room was already filled with a strong smell of alcohol. The fox girl's keen sense of smell made her drunk just by staying near Lin En and inhaling some of the volatile alcohol. Now she was hugging her tail and curled up beside Lin En like a young animal.
Lin En couldn't help but touch the little fox girl's soft fox ears, causing Huo Huo's half-asleep body to instinctively tremble slightly, and at the same time, she let out a few barely audible buzzing sounds.
Seeing this, the drunk Lin En and Xing pointed at Huo Huo and laughed:
"Look, look, Huo Huo gets drunk just by smelling the scent, it's really lame."
"This Huo Huo is just lame~"
Xing, who was also drunk, laughed loudly, and then slapped his thigh as if he suddenly remembered something and stood up abruptly:
"Fuck, how could I have forgotten about this!"
"What's the matter?"
As Lin En was asking, Xing turned around in a daze, stretched out his right hand in a claw shape towards Lin En, and laughed:
"I'm going to take your mother away!"
"?"
"You? Where's your horse? Isn't my mother your mother?"
Xing wanted to come over and pat Lin En on the head, but he stepped on a wine glass and fell directly on Lin En, causing him to roll from the bed to the ground.
She was not annoyed, but just pressed on Lin En and continued to explain:
"Hehe, General Jing Yuan asked me to capture Kafka. This time I really want to sacrifice my own family for the sake of justice~"
"Who wants to catch Kafka?! I will end his life!"
Blade, who had been sleeping, jumped up reflexively after hearing Xing's words, raised his hands and shouted loudly:
"Protect our Star Core Hunters, the best lady Kafka!"
After shouting, the blade of the last breath hit the ground with a bang, and a dull sound was made when the forehead hit the floor.
"..."
"The demonic body caused him to be like this."
Lin En shook his head, pushed Xing, who was lying on top of him and almost fell asleep due to drunkenness, away and threw him onto the bed. Then he stood up and looked around the messy cell and the dead bodies of Ren, Xing and Huo Huo.
"It's done!"
Lin En clenched his right fist and cheered loudly with the excitement brought by alcohol:
“We are the champions!
Hehe, hahahaha, now it proves that no one can beat me at the drinking table, I, I, I..."
"Why, are you so drunk that you even forgot your own name?"
A cold voice came from outside the prison, interrupting Lin En's self-congratulation.
Turning around, what came into view was indeed a girl as delicate as a doll, with short black hair that did not even reach her shoulders, but the inner layer was highlighted with red and green, and her face was lush and green, with a red rosy glow.
The long-sleeved off-shoulder top with white outside and green inside is paired with two delicate red ribbons tied at the waist. The tight black shorts connect the two thighs, and there is a red and green ribbon floating in the middle. White opaque tights are worn on top, which are stretched to show the plump and flexible lines of the thighs, even though they are already cleverly constructed thighs.
That’s right, the person who came here for business is the legendary clever girl who will never get hurt. Lin En wants to overthrow his superiors and abuse public resources for personal gain—the Soul-Catching Judge Xue Yi!
"Snow-clad wife!!!"
Under the influence of alcohol, Lin En, who had little sense of shame to begin with, completely let himself go. The moment he saw Xue Yi's white silk ice cream, he rushed out with his tongue wagging like an abstract Wangzai man.
"Be careful, onee-sama!"
The Jackdaw following closely behind Xue Yi saw that Lin En actually tried to hurt his sister, and he screamed in surprise, completely losing his usual indifference.
However, Xue Yi, who had been with Lin En for many years, was not at all panicked when faced with Lin En's pounce. Her agile body dodged to the side with perfect movements, avoiding Lin En's pounce by a hair's breadth.
After rolling on the ground, he stood up again. Lin En approached Xue Yi again, stared at her delicate face that seemed to have no emotions, and asked:
"Master Xueyi, I haven't seen you for a long time. Do you miss me?"
Xue Yi looked calm and was about to answer, but Lin En raised her voice and asked in a clear female voice,
"I think so, I really want to."
Xue Yi: “?”
After not seeing him for a few days, why did Lin En's condition get worse again? Or was it because he drank too much?
While Xue Yi tilted her head in confusion, Lin En had already knelt on the ground, hugged her white silk legs, rubbed her face against them and said some inexplicable strange words:
"Snowy wife, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long. Look, your white silk has turned white."
"You rude person, stay away from my sister!"
Jackdaw, who is a super sister-con, got extremely angry when he saw that Lin En actually hugged his sister's thighs and rubbed her face against them, almost sticking out her tongue.
Damn, it’s so enviable... No, it’s really infuriating!
Obviously I haven't even touched it!
The angry Jackdaw picked up his Judge's Pen and tried to drive Lin En away from her sister, but to her surprise, Xue Yi raised her hand to block her move, leaving her stunned on the spot:
"elder sister?"
"Lynn, he's just drunk."
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