No, it's a star-pressing bed!"
Lin En raised his head suddenly and saw Xing, who was sleeping in a very bad posture, lying on top of him, with her mouth wide open and drooling, almost soaking his entire chest of clothes.
"I am Cao!"
Almost instinctively, Lin En kicked Xing, who had somehow crawled back to the bed, down again, causing Xing, who had fallen to the ground, to wake up immediately.
"Holy shit, what's going on!"
Xing got up from the ground with a start, looked down at his messy clothes and then looked at Lin En who was sitting on the bed with a strange expression on his face.
But just before she was about to question Lin En, Lin En covered his chest helplessly, as if he had suffered a great injustice:
"Xing, I treat you as my daughter, how could you do such a thing?"
Star: "Huh?"
While Xing was still confused, Lin En continued to say aggrievedly:
"Wow, I'm so stupid. I only knew that Xingbao would get drunk, but I didn't know that she would act crazy after getting drunk. My innocence, my innocence as a model of male morality in Xianzhou/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"
"What?"
Lin En's crying made Xing's face change immediately, and then he quickly groped himself up and down, and finally gritted his teeth and glared at Lin En angrily.
"Damn it, nothing happened, how dare you scare me?"
"You're not going to admit it overnight, are you? What a heartless woman!"
Xing's words immediately made Lin En's eyes widen.
"A man and a woman sleeping together for one night, the impact on my innocence is simply immeasurable!"
Xing: “Haha!”
“You guys are really full of energy.”
A lifeless voice came from outside the prison, causing Xing, who was about to take out his baseball bat to compete with Lin En to see whose bat was bigger, to turn his head.
At some point, the tall judge named Jackdaw had already opened the prison door, hugged his heavy chest and spoke in an unusually calm tone:
"The Prison of Hell is not a place for you to play around, Lin En. The general has rescinded your confinement. You can leave the Prison of Hell now... and take your 'Star Treasure' with you. Outsiders should not stay in the Prison of Hell for too long."
"Hey, is it cancelled now? I haven't stayed long enough."
Lin En sighed reluctantly:
"I have no fun at home. Everyone in this prison is talented and speaks well. I like it here very much!"
"Fuck, I don't want to stay here. I still have some important things to deal with."
Xing slapped his forehead and then remembered that he should be busy "catching his mother for the sake of justice" instead of drinking and bragging with Lin En.
She quickly tidied up her messy clothes and then rushed out.
But not long after she ran out of the prison, she trotted back and said to Lin En:
"By the way, Miss Tingyun asked me to come visit you. When you meet her, don't forget to remind her that I have completed the mission, so that I don't get the reward for not entrusting you."
After saying that, Xing turned around and ran away again, and this time he didn't look back, leaving Lin En and Jackdaw looking at each other in bewilderment in the prison.
"Where's my knife brother?"
Lin En looked around and found that the mess left by his drinking with Xing and Ren last night had already been cleaned up, and Ren was nowhere to be seen.
"You're not going to chop him off while I'm asleep?"
"Unlike you and that pioneer, he is a serious criminal of the Demonic Yin and should be imprisoned in the depths of the Prison of Hell."
Jackdaw continued to explain in that non-bullying voice:
"But the general seems to have other plans for him. He has been transferred to another place to continue his detention."
Jingyuan moved the blade away?
And he even released himself early, which always feels a bit weird.
After all, generally speaking, a general would definitely wish that he could be locked up in the prison for a few more days, so that he could behave himself and not cause any trouble.
Lin En still has this self-awareness.
However, Lin En did not think too much about it. After all, Jing Yuanyuan was a famous general of Shen Ce. Even if he had amazing wisdom, he might not be able to compare with him.
"Forget it. The general must have his own reasons for doing this."
Shaking his head, Lin En stood up and stretched, yawning and asking the Jackdaw:
"How long will it take for your sister to return to the factory for overhaul?"
"Nothing to do with you."
"Forget about it. Anyway, she will definitely send me a message after she wakes up. If you don't let me see your sister, can you stop her from seeing me?"
Lin En raised the corner of his mouth with a malicious look, walked up to Jackdaw and looked at his colleague Danai who showed no emotion at all.
"Come on, Jackdaw, call me brother-in-law?"
"...Don't even think about it."
"Tsk, that's a lot of coldness."
After failing to tease the talkative Judge Danai, Lin En shook his head helplessly and also decided not to stay in the prison for long.
After all, he is a mortal man, and he can't stay in the underworld like the prison for too long.
"It's time to go meet Xiao Que'er. I wanted to give her a surprise so I didn't inform her in advance. In the end, she was locked up in the Prison for a few days."
I don’t know if Qingque knows about this.
Lin En felt that she probably didn't know. After all, this little bird was either slacking off at work and reading idle books, or playing Diyuan Qiongyu in Diyuan Qiongyu Pavilion all day long. How could she care about other things?
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"Haha, I'm just taking a 6, idiot, look, I'm just taking the K!"
At the beginning of the game, he played the most troublesome single card in his hand. Qingque's face suddenly lit up and he turned to look at the pink fox lady in his position.
"Sister Tamamo, hurry up~"
Under Qingque's expectant gaze, Yumozuo folded the cards in her hand like a folding fan, half-covered her mouth and smiled softly:
"We can't afford it."
"Ah, you can't even afford a king, sister?"
Lynn continued to play cards.
"2"
"Little King"
Qingque hurriedly followed suit, and then urged Miss Fox, who was still hesitant to move.
"Sister, hurry up, sister, don't dawdle."
"We still don't want it."
Tamamo's narrow fox eyes narrowed slightly, and no one knew what she was planning. Qingque guessed that she must have a bomb in her hand, but she was probably just enduring and avoiding the limelight for the time being.
On Lin En's side, he also defeated the king as Qingque expected.
"Ha, your turn is over!"
Qingque raised his little head and slowly picked up four cards from his hand.
"Although both Jokers have been played, there is still a third Joker on the table.
Don’t you think so, Lin Enen?
bomb!"
He slammed the four fours on the table with force, which would make Mista go crazy when he saw them. When Qingque saw that Tamamo and Lin En both chose not to play, he raised his eyebrows at Lin En provocatively, and then played a straight of 5678910.
After successfully hitting a straight, Luofu Gambling Immortal's momentum immediately surged, and it surged, and it surged! The surging air waves that followed even blew up Qingque's cute pigtails, making it look like a villain boss.
Qingque, who had only five cards left in his hand, played a 2. After handing the situation over to Tamamo, who was in the second position, Qingque raised his hand and called the waiter again.
"Waiter, please pour me a cup of tea and a cappuccino for Sister Tamamo.
Come on, Sister Tamamo, start your bomb show. Together, we will surely defeat Lin Enen!"
"Okay, then let us lend a helping hand to you, little friend Qingque."
"so beautiful!"
Miss Fox smiled and lightly hit four seven bombs, and the penalty for winning or losing in the token game was doubled again.
Qingque, who is confident of victory, now not only wants to win, but also wants to win beautifully. She hopes that Tamamo and Lin En can shoot a few more bombs to double her score, so that she can be even more happy when she wins.
As for losing?
What a joke, how could I, Luofu Qingque Gambling Immortal, lose! And Lin En still had seventeen cards in his hand, but she only had four left.
"Little Bird, don't be happy too soon~"
Lin En gave a friendly reminder, and then gently detonated the five-K bomb, but Xiao Que'er didn't take Lin En's words to heart at all. Instead, she stood up and mocked proudly:
"With your 17 cards, can you defeat me in one second? Can you kill me in one second?
If you can beat me in 17 cards today, I will eat up this card table right now!"
"That's what you said."
"Hey?"
Lin En's words made Qingque pause, but just when she suddenly realized a rather bad possibility, Lin En had already played all the remaining twelve cards in his hand.
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Lin En didn't have the habit of throwing cards, but the sound of the twelve cards falling on the table was still loud. To Qingque, it sounded like a slap in the face of her, the Luofu gambling fairy. She was stunned and couldn't recover for a long time.
"Machigo, isn't it time for you to eat the table?"
After a while, a curious onlooker shouted this, causing Qingque to fall back on the stool with his face covered, looking doubtful about his life.
"That's right, so many guys are watching us, Qingque, you can't go back on your word."
"Haha, this time she succeeded in getting free food and drinks."
"Lin En, the gambling god, insulted that Green Bird gambling monster. Lin En, the gambling god, is invincible in the world!"
"God of Gamblers! Brother Enzi! We respect your teeth!"
"Go away, you guys are really good at making trouble"
Tamamo, who had been indifferent all along, stood up and waved her hand to disperse the crowd around her. Then she walked up to Qingque, who was doubting her life, patted her on the shoulder and continued to speak for her:
"Don't you think about Qingque? Can a little girl like her really eat a card table like this?"
"Sister Tamamo/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"
Hearing Tamamo's gentle voice, Qingque was immediately moved and raised his head to look at the gentle and beautiful Tamamo, sighing that he had really made a good poker friend.
The beautiful pink fox lady suddenly changed the subject and took out a can of rice sauce from somewhere and placed it in front of Qingque. She raised the corners of her lips and could no longer hide her smile in front of Qingque's dull gaze:
"So we thoughtfully prepared this for you - imported Lao Gan Ma rice sauce! This way, Qingque, you don't have to eat the card table raw."
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