Sun in the Star Iron, my marshal mother

Speaking of sad things, Gui Naifen paced back and forth again, and her haggard and frail figure looked particularly pitiful.

Seeing Xiao Guizi trying hard not to cry, Su Chang was racking her brains to think of something to comfort her, but she didn't expect Xiao Guizi to stumble and fall to the ground with a thud. The tears that had been in her eyes for a long time burst out, and she rolled on the ground while crying loudly:

"Account number, my account number!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Xiao Guizi, calm down. It's just an account with 920,000 followers and hundreds of thousands of credit points that will be issued soon, right?"

“Wow, my live streaming income, my little money!

I’m bankrupt, and I have to hide under a bridge!”

"It's okay, it's okay. If it really doesn't work out, I can support you. Even if I can't afford it, can't you still ask Lin En to support you?"

"I am a civil servant, not a mistress!

I don’t care, I have no more money left!”

Su Chang's comfort had completely the opposite effect. Gui Naifen just lay on the ground crying and making a fuss like a child until her body suddenly bumped into a pair of legs while rolling on the ground, forcing her to stop rolling. She raised her head with tearful eyes and looked at Lin En who walked into the room.

"Damn it, Xiao Guizi, what are you doing here again!"

As soon as he entered the room, he saw Xiao Guizi lying on the ground and doing a donkey roll. Lin En was somewhat surprised.

Some time ago, Xiao Guizi and Su Shang were captured by Yinlang as his girlfriends because they accompanied him in acting out Past Events of Luofu. Although no actual harm was caused to them, Lin En felt that he should come and comfort the two girls.

But why did this happen to him as soon as he entered the door?

When Gui Naifen saw that the person coming was Lin En, she was not ashamed of being seen. Instead, her face lit up immediately and she hugged Lin En's thighs and cried:

"Brother En, that's not right, Master!

Please show me, Xiao Guizi, a way to make a fortune!"

Lin En: "What the hell? What bad habits have you picked up?"

No way. Although Xiao Guizi is a little eccentric and can't be considered a lady, she is also a very sensible girl. Could she really have any bad habits?

"No, Xiao Guizi's account was just blocked earlier today...blah blah..."

After listening to Su Chang's explanation, Lin Enyue felt a little amused.

Oh no, Xiao Guizi has met Brother Dao, a man with a changed gender.

Back then, Brother Dao's live broadcast of PK with others and showing off his genitals was regarded as one of the top ruthless activities on the Internet. As a result, Xiao Guizi actually met a gender-changed Brother Dao, who is truly an innate abstract saint of live broadcast.

Lin En laughed without any conscience, and Xiao Guizi no longer had the heart to be angry with Lin En. She just hugged his thighs even harder and looked up at him, desperately seeking for him to point out a clear path for her.

"Brother En~ You have great connections in Luofu and you are very capable. You must have found a way to make a fortune. Please help Xiao Guizi~"

Seeing Xiao Guizi's pitiful appearance, Lin En was moved with some kindness. He rubbed the girl's smooth orange-red hair and said:

"There are 360 ​​ways to make money, and every one of them can make you rich. Which one do you want to learn?"

"Oh my god, there really is one!"

After hearing what Lin En said, Xiao Guizi hadn't spoken yet, but Su Shang beside her couldn't help but exclaimed first.

Although Su Chang did not value material things like money, she did spend a lot of money on charity as Luofu Jiyu. She basically used all the living expenses and salary given by her parents to help other people, so she could only live frugally. Now that there was a way to make money, she naturally became interested and listened carefully.

Xiao Guizi, who was desperate to find a cure, was delighted when he heard that Lin En really had a solution. He said, "It's up to you, Master. I will obey you wholeheartedly."

Lin En said: "How about I teach you the way of the 'force' sect?"

Xiao Guizi blinked her orange-gold eyes in confusion, "What do you mean by the Way of Power Gate?"

Lin En said: "The way of Limen is to sell your labor and work like a cow or a horse. As long as you work hard, your income will naturally increase. At least you won't have a problem with food and clothing!"

Gui Naifen said: "Selling labor is exhausting and the pay is meager, so I won't learn!"

Lin En frowned and continued, "How about I teach you the way of cheating?"

Gui Naifen asked again: "What is the meaning of the word 'cheat'?"

"The word liar means success, marketing, and deception. If you can deceive the masses with your silver tongue, you will make a lot of money."

Gui Naifen shook her head: "It's a fraud, it's against the will of heaven, it's a bad mouth, I won't learn it!"

Lin En said, "How about I teach you the way of the 'hunt' sect?" Gui Naifen asked, "What is the true fruit of the 'hunt' sect?"

"This is to carry a sword and mount a horse, to patrol the starry sea. The universe is vast, full of evil creatures and thugs. These are the ones we are hunting. The bounty is different. If you can take the head of the most evil, you will be rich enough to rival the stars!"

Gui Naifen's face changed drastically, and she shook her head repeatedly: "My little girl is weak, it's hard for her to protect herself, let alone go hunting. I won't learn it!"

Upon hearing this, Lin En yelled, bent down, stretched out his hands, pinched Xiao Guizi's delicate cheeks, pulled them apart, and scolded with a smile: "Xiao Guizi, you don't learn this, you don't learn that, what are you going to do?"

"Woo woo woo, I was wrong, I was wrong~"

Xiao Guizi, whose cheeks were being rubbed, begged for mercy in a vague voice, but Lin En still pinched Xiao Guizi enough before letting her go, letting her fall to the ground helplessly, rubbing her cheeks and saying pitifully:

"Xiao Guizi just wants to find a good disciple who has little effort and energy, low threshold risk, quick results, high income, and is not illegal, and preferably respected and sought after by everyone."

"Xiao Guizi, stop dreaming. How could such a good thing happen?"

Even with Su Chang's intelligence, she knew that there could not be such a perfect career as Xiao Guizi mentioned. Then wouldn't everyone be scrambling to do it, so how could they get a turn?

But to the surprise of Su Shang and Gui Naifen, after hearing Xiao Guizi's outrageous request, Lin En actually nodded and grinned:

"there is."

"what!"

Gui Naifen was shocked, and then bowed down:

"I am not talented, please teach me, sir!"

Lin En originally wanted to say that debuting as an actress would perfectly meet all of Xiao Guizi's requirements, whether it was the low threshold and quick results or the fact that he was sought after by thousands of people (hush), and he could also sell his masculinity to help her shoot, but after thinking about it, he decided not to say this and instead said:

"I have already told you this method, but you just haven't been able to do it yet."

Hearing this, Gui Naifen looked thoughtful. After seeing the pile of high-end live broadcast equipment she had placed in the corner, she suddenly realized:

"Could it be! Could it be that the one the gentleman mentioned, called the leather case... (Woo woo woo!)"

Lin En quickly covered Xiao Guizi's red lips as she was about to say something rude, and stared at her and said:

"How can you talk like that? You have to call me virtual anchor!"

"I know, I know. A virtual anchor is a virtual anchor."

After changing her words, Gui Naifen became confused again.

This suit... I mean the virtual anchor. After being pointed out by Lin En that day, she also investigated the market and found that there was indeed no similar anchor in Luofu. However, this first step was particularly difficult to take, and in the end she gave up for various reasons.

But now Lin En actually said again that this is the way to make a fortune... Is it true that being a virtual anchor is so profitable?

“As long as you grasp the trick and seize the blue ocean, you will have no problem making money. Even if it doesn’t last long, at least you will have no problem making quick money for one or two years.

Besides, if it doesn't work out, can we still be virtual anchors selling goods?"

[Ding, keywords found, special mission [Holy Grail War] triggered]

When it comes to anchors selling goods, we have to mention the legendary Holy Grail War!

The malice in the Holy Grail is overflowing. In order to fight for the Holy Grail that carries the evil desires and filthy energy of mankind, I hereby declare the opening of the First Holy Grail War of Xianzhou Luofu!

One of you is gone, my follower, my messenger!

In order to ensure that every man's sword in Xianzhou has its own scabbard, to ensure that every man no longer suffers from sleeplessness due to the surge of energy at night, and to ensure that everyone can enjoy the holy grail of pleasure, it is your responsibility!

Mission requirements: Debut as a live streamer and become the Xianzhou anchor with the highest number of sales in the Fiji Cup within a week (basic quantity is 100,000 copies)

Mission Reward: Aha’s mysterious gift (Note: the prize pool is determined by the sales quantity, the more the sales quantity, the more precious the prize pool)!

Mission penalty: Use all the unsold Fiji Cups during live broadcast!

ps: Don't worry, the Fiji Cup is supplied by Aha, you can sell as many as you want! 】

"Fuck!"

Seeing this sudden trigger task, Lin En couldn't help but swear on the spot, and Xiao Guizi, who was kneeling in front of him, didn't know what she had misunderstood, and quickly waved her hands and blushed as she refused:

"I'm sorry, I can't do that. Xiao Guizi, I sell my art but not my body!"

Lin En ignored Xiao Guizi who had misunderstood him, and instead looked at the task panel in front of him with tears in his eyes.

He originally thought that Ah Ha had a new love and didn't bother with him much, but it turned out that this guy was giving him a big trouble.

According to his experience, the rewards from this kind of prize pool, which is determined by how well you complete the tasks, are generally not bad. At least there won't be something as outrageous as the complete collection of In the Garden With You.

Moreover, even if there was no mission reward, he had to complete this mission because the penalty for this mission was simply horrific. It was even more horrific than asking him to face one billion or even nine hundred million rich evil creatures. It was even more terrifying!

Even the last punishment of making browsing history public on the entire Internet pales in comparison!

Isn’t it just live streaming to sell the Fiji Cup? I’ll sell it!

There is greater social death than social death, don’t you shudder!

"Lin En, what's wrong with you? Your face suddenly becomes so ugly."

The caring big pillow came forward and placed his palm on Lin En's forehead with some concern, wanting to see if he had a sudden serious illness or something.

Lin En shook his head helplessly, revealing a fearless smile.

"No, I just feel like I have nothing to be afraid of anymore."

Ignoring Su Chang's increasingly puzzled look, Lin En sighed and put this incredible task aside for the time being. He prepared to help Gui Naifen explain the tricks of being a suit anchor first.

At this very moment, Lin En suddenly got a new idea for the conclusion of the question, and immediately laughed:

“1!5!

I understand, I understand! Ah Ha just said that I would debut by live streaming and selling cups, but he didn’t say that I had to debut in person. I could also be a fucking fake dog, or debut under a disguised identity!

It’s done! It’s done! "

"Hiss, what happened to Lin En?"

Seeing Lin En's crazy look, Su Chang took a breath of cold air and was deeply frightened.

Xiao Guizi, who knew Lin En's strengths and weaknesses, had long been accustomed to it. She pointed at Lin En and laughed:

"Don't worry, Shang Shang, this is just a relapse of an old illness~????"

The next chapter will be at night (usually at 12 o'clock)

273. Cute, bad woman/Mrs. Green Lily, debut! 4k

Lin En, whose old illness had relapsed, quickly calmed down again. He looked at the Super Happy and No-Brain duo in front of him and nodded slightly, then said loudly:

"Little Guizi, Big Pillow, take the book!"

"What baby?"

"Ah? There's a share for me? You are such a kind person!"

Xiao Guizi's eyes immediately lit up, and Su Chang was also a little surprised. They each took a beautifully bound book from Lin En.

Su Chang took the book and looked at it. She saw that the whole book was pink, decorated with strawberries and bows. The cover of the book also depicted a little girl, about one meter tall, wearing a pink skirt. There was a big red bow on her long brown hair. She was in a fist-waving posture, full of energy, as if she would jump out of the cover in the next second. There were three big words written on the cover: "Cute".

When Gui Naifen looked at her own book, she found that although both her book and Su Chang's book had a pink base color, the specific decorations were completely different. The precious book in her hand was decorated with chains, and the cover was printed with a red-haired beauty in a handsome suit and circlet eyes. She was surrounded by a circle of men kneeling on the ground like dogs. Guo Nan and others all had their eyes wide open and their tongues sticking out, revealing their ugly appearance. There were three big words "Bad Woman" written on the cover.

"This is a precious book from outer space that I got by chance. It records the path to becoming a top virtual anchor. You two must read it carefully and comprehend it with concentration. When you have learned it, your status in the dog world will surely be as high as that of Oga and Tiandao in the strong world, and that of the big bitch and Black Eyed Boy in the gay world!"

"Xiao Guizi will remember this. Thank you for your teaching and teaching!"

Unlike Xiao Guizi's excitement, Su Chang, who was holding the magic book that Lin En had won in the lottery, was overwhelmed. She rolled her eyes and said:

"Why do I still have to study? Forgive me. Why do you still want me to study even though I have graduated?/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

Just by casually flipping through the book titled "Cute", Su Chang felt that her brain was not enough.

She was no stranger to this feeling of not having enough brain power - when she was in private school, she would have this feeling every time she was called up to answer questions or take exams. But ever since she entered puberty and participated in the martial arts examinations in the Shangyun Cavalry Army, successfully using martial arts to replace most of the brain's work, this feeling gradually faded.

Although I occasionally encounter these situations at work, they are all minor matters and I can get over them all at once.

But now it’s different. The book in her hand reminds her of the horror of her student days when she was dominated by her studies.

"Actually, for Big Pillow, you don't really need to read this book."

Lin En's words immediately made Su Shang feel as if she had been pardoned. She stared at Lin En with her clear eyes wide open and full of gratitude. The latter just explained:

“Big Pillow’s brain is simple and silly by nature, so there is no need to learn how to act silly and innocent, but I still want to explain some of the key points of this book to you.

In addition to the part about pretending to be stupid and innocent, this book mainly focuses on changing one's speech habits, supplemented by some cute little actions of a girl waving her fists. It emphasizes releasing the childish heart in one's heart to win people's love, and using the word "cute" to deal with various situations. The simpler the mind and the purer the will, the more likely one can understand it. Big pillow, you can be considered a congenital idiot, and practicing this book "Cute Pinch" is perfect for you. "

"Hey, am I that awesome? Thank you for the compliment, Lin En~"