What Walter himself didn't notice was that the corners of his mouth unconsciously curved up as he watched Mrs. Green Lily's live broadcast, which made March 7 more certain of his guess.
Uncle Yang and this Madam Green Lily must be having some kind of affair that cannot be seen by anyone!
Even though he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes, Lin En guessed Walter’s reaction, but he couldn’t rush to the scene to laugh at him right away, so he started to promote his products with full dedication.
With the help of Silver Wolf, his live broadcast room will appear in the popular live broadcasts by default, so there is no need to worry about the traffic. The only problem is whether he has the ability to deceive everyone into buying his Fiji Cup.
"Hello, hello everyone, I am Madam Green Lily. Don't look at me like this, I am actually a bishop~wink?"
Walter: “Puff!”
It’s not over, right?
Ms. Otto blinked her eyes and made a flashing special effect, and continued to introduce herself with no acting skills but relying entirely on emotion:
"I am the bishop of the Church of Destiny. Unfortunately, my hometown and the Church were destroyed by the Antimatter Army. Fortunately, I was rescued by the Alliance and settled down on Luofu.
Although the Church is no longer here, I have not forgotten my duty - the gods sent me to cleanse the filth deep inside the bodies of mortals! This is what I want to do for everyone?(^_-)"
【——Bullet screen——
[Chiming goes online]: Why did Yuzhao send me this video? Big sister, are you also a doctor?
[I fucked Nanook when I was a kid]: First meeting, cute, single, married.
[In the Name of the World]: Stir, what are you stirring?
[Lychee Herrscher]: Who are you in the name of the world? In the name of the world, it belongs to me, Bronya!
[Zhao Camera]: Don’t reveal your real name online. And the person living above you is Uncle Yang~
[Lychee Herrscher]: Oh, Mr. Walter? Sorry, sorry!
[Zhao Shijia]: So don’t use your real name on the Internet. 】
Glancing at the rising number of people in the upper left corner of the live broadcast room, Lin En, who had been imitating the dog-hook performance he had seen in his previous life, finally saw the real purpose. Miss Otto clasped her hands together and held them tightly in front of her chest. She looked up slightly with a holy face, as if she was praying:
"In order to implement love and peace, I want every man on the Immortal Boat to have his own scabbard for his sword, to no longer have trouble falling asleep due to the surge of energy at night, and to be able to enjoy happiness under the glory of my Lord. I have no choice but to do this. I also believe that this is the reason why fate has allowed me to board this Immortal Boat!
This is my destiny!"
While the audience in the live broadcast room were still feeling somewhat puzzled by Miss Otto's sudden remarks, Lin En had already taken out from his personal space a Fiji cup specially provided by Aha, which he could customize as he wished. He held it high up as if it were a holy object, and the Fiji cup really emitted an incomparably holy light in response to his movements!
"Sigh, this is our Destiny Sect's latest product - the tenga-style fully automatic extra-dimensional zero-space Fiji cup!
Ignite your whole body and enjoy the numbness!
Really soft and elastic skin, understand what you want!
What? You ask where to buy it? Click on the little yellow cart below, it’s not 1998 or 998, only 648!
648 Xundi, you won’t suffer a loss or be cheated if you buy it, hurry up and buy it, let our Fiji Cup of destiny replace your hands and give you the most perfect experience!
If you are a beginner, don’t worry. This is a special model that we at Destiny have prepared for those who are lost and just embarking on the path of salvation - the cat girl next door!
She is like your childhood sweetheart who has lived next door to you since childhood. She will be considerate and gentle in accepting everything about you and walk with you through the green years when love begins to stir!
If you want to go a step further, the contrasting discipline committee member who is cold on the outside but warm on the inside, the sweet and lovely Ogawa Sakurako, the amateur debutant but gentle and lingering Mariko, and the heavy-weight double-pass double pleasure of the early morning sister are all perfect choices for you! "
[[In the name of the world]:?
[Zhao Camera]:?
[Galaxy Batman]:?
[Chi Ming surfs the Internet]:?
[+I watch cute listening?]: We recommend you to use our cute video here, the effect will be better~]
Seeing that the barrage reaction was not intense enough, Lin En thought that maybe everyone in the live broadcast room didn't like this style, so he quickly took out a bright silver Fiji cup with a mechanical texture from his personal space and introduced it loudly:
"If you don't like this style, we have many other styles.
For example, this one is the high-tech screw Fiji cup developed by Dr. Lobster of the Reverse Business Group!
It has built-in screw threads and is 3% lubricated with Helium- oil. The Platinum Edition also has an artificial intelligence built into it, which is guaranteed to satisfy your cyborg fantasies!
With it, you can enjoy the feeling of being one with Gundam and robots!
Even if you have money, you can buy our 99999 Xundi collector's edition, which is a molded version of the screw parts of Mr. Screw Gumm, the king of screw stars, the 76th member of the genius club, and the robot noble! "
[[In the Name of the World]: Don't bring Anti-Entropy! We are a legitimate company!
[ScrewGum]: Counter: I was not involved in the development of your Fiji Cup.
[I’m a game expert!]: So funny, I actually blew up this mechanical head.
[I used the Bo Shi Zun as a Fiji Cup when I was a kid]: Damn, it really exists. Now I have no choice but to buy it!
[ScrewGum]: The preferences of organisms...are still so difficult to analyze. Conclusion: I still have a lot to learn. 】
Seeing that some big guys came out and started to buy the Fiji Cup, Lin En was immediately overjoyed. Miss Otto on the screen also clasped her hands together and thanked him:
"There's so much red bean paste, it's too expensive~~"
After expressing his thanks, Lin En discovered that for some reason the Xianzhou people didn't seem to be very interested in this ordinary Fiji cup. If he wanted to sell it, he had to fully expand his XP and go the path of diversification and specialization!
Could it be that because the lifespan of the Xianzhou people is too long, ordinary XP is no longer enough to satisfy those otakus?
Come to think of it, it's possible. After staying at home for two or three hundred years, you've read all kinds of books, and ordinary XP would have been bored of it a long time ago!
Having found the right route, Lin En immediately started to promote his products. He took out several abstract quilts of various styles from his personal space and introduced them one by one.
First of all, what Miss Otto picked up was a ferocious wolf head sculpture, which didn't look like the Fiji Cup at all.
“This is the Fiji cup in the image of the Buli Wolf that our destiny determined based on our research into the customs of the Immortal Boat!
It has canine teeth and wolf tongue, and uses high-tech hair transplantation to restore the unique hair feel of the Buli wolf!
Warriors of the Immortal Boat, quickly raise your swords and pierce through these evil Buli Wolves, and ruthlessly fill them with your patriotic genes!"
[[Real name online]: I think you are a little too extreme??
[What's wrong with liking Fu Rui]: I totally understand, this is just my favorite??????!
[Brother, you smell so good]: Kindness. Any evil will eventually be injected into the patriotic gene!
[Foxman Champion]: Emm, is there a foxman style? If not, I can only use the Bulilang one first.
[Paru Parupa]: Ha people, I often feel out of tune with you because I am not perverted enough.
[Super Admin No. 3]: Ms. Otto, although we in Xianzhou allow live streaming of goods and do not prohibit the sale of Fiji Cups, what you are doing is really too outrageous. I will shut down your live streaming room for violating public morals.
Announcement: [Super Moderator No. 3] has been banned by the room moderator [I am a game master! ].
[Real name access]:? What is the reversal of Tiangang? Is there still justice? Is there still law?
Announcement: [Real-name Internet access] has been banned by the room manager [I am a game master! ].
[Galaxy Batman]: What a fierce property manager!
[+I see cute Di Ting?]: Damn, awesome! I've been banned so many times, this is the first time I've seen a super administrator banned in front of me! 】
Next, Lynn showed off various outrageous styles of Fiji cups, including the Trampler's inverted mold model, the Antimatter Legion's Void Soldier, the Eraser's Void Burning Cannon muzzle model, and the Flesh Slime model. Tens of thousands of special Fiji cups were sold in half an hour of live broadcast. It seems that it is very easy to reach the basic 100,000 Fiji cups.
Of course, since the prize pool is based on the number of copies sold, it is impossible for Lin En to just buy 100,000 copies to get the minimum living allowance. The more the better.
What made Lin En feel threatened was that, not sure if it was because of Miss Otto's high daily sales or because of Ah Ha's secret mischief, many anchors promoting the Fiji Cup appeared on Luofu Video overnight. For a while, the Holy Grail War had a tendency to expand.
After a few days of fermentation, several major anchors of the Holy Grail War on Luofu Video Network gradually stood out. They are:
Archer: The source of all evil, the only bishop certified by God in ancient Greece who presides over the Fiji Cup - "Destiny" Green Lily Lady Otto Apokalis!
Assassin: The rising blue-haired Pope - Pope Bosan of the "Sun" sect!
Caster: The legend of the nine-tailed fox that enchants everyone - the masked fox girl!
Saber: Chivalry, the ultimate wife lover - the filthy knight Lancelot!
Lancer: Legendary rising star, big dog breeder – badass lady horse riding!
Rider: (I can’t make up any more nonsense, I’ll leave it to the readers to post)
Berserker: (I can’t make up any more nonsense. I’ll leave it to the readers to post their thoughts.)
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I was reading MANA's book Sister Huangdou at noon today. It's almost a hundred pages long. I don't know why I fainted when I was reading more than eighty pages. I just woke up now and hurried to write.
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275. Rakshasa: Ah? I sold the Fiji Cup to steal the Immortal Boat genes and covet immortality? 4k
That night, the clouds passed by.
The moonlight is cold, making people feel a little chilled. The boxes and cages are piled high, almost forming a maze, with shadows like a forest.
Even if there were no star core causing trouble, this place would not be a good place to come at night. However, in the night of Liuyundu, there was a young man with an imposing manner walking there with an ancient sword in his hand.
The boy's name is Yan Qing. Although he is young, he has been promoted to the Cloud Cavalry Guard. He has extraordinary abilities but his mind is a little immature.
The reason why Yan Qing appeared in Liuyun Ferry so late at night was because of a piece of gossip he heard by accident.
Earlier today, when he went to help General Jing Yuan with the shopping, he met two young men with listless expressions and unsteady steps who were discussing something about the Holy Grail War. He sensed something was wrong and followed them secretly, and finally managed to overhear the general conversation between the two.
It turned out that a few barbarians secretly started a small war called the Holy Grail War in the Immortal Boat. It is said that because of the actions of these villains, many lives are silently killed in the darkness every night.
Yan Qing also heard words like bishop, camp, shooting, fierce battle, and Buli Wolf, which made him feel that this Holy Grail War must be a special war ritual held by some evil cults. If it is not strangled in the cradle quickly, it may develop into a large cult like the Secret Sect of the Medicine King.
However, Yan Qing did not report the matter to Jing Yuan. Ever since Jing Yuan returned on that moonlit night, he often sighed in sorrow for some reason. In addition, Yan Qing, as his attendant, felt that he should share his worries.
He had secretly broken into the homes of several people who knew about the Holy Grail War and interrogated them. Although for some reason these people who knew about the war were all young, solitary, and weak in health, and completely lacked the qualities that a cult follower should have, Yan Qing still got the information he wanted.
According to their confessions, the initiator of the Holy Grail War and the bishop of the Cult of Destiny was a mysterious blond man named Otto.
"Hmph, Otto, if she dares to invade my Xianzhou territory, I will make sure she never returns!"
.....
At the same time, it was also Liuyun Ferry.
The blond hair merchant Luosha, who was carrying a heavy white jade coffin, was staring at the black-haired young man in front of him.
Before the game officially started, he was first hit hard by his teammates, and then his teammates were arrested and imprisoned at the speed of light. This series of actions was just like the pistol round in the CSGO competition, where the player started with a Desert Eagle and then shot four teammates in the head before directly quitting the game and idling away. It was ridiculous and torturous.
However, Luosha did not care too much about this. After all, considering Jingliu's level of demonic body, her peaceful imprisonment was the best outcome he could imagine. Moreover, she also confirmed that Lin En was the white wolf, which gave him more confidence in future negotiations with Marshal Yunqi.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Luosha left his hiding place and prepared to do what he should do. The dragon-born young man in front of him was his companion he met halfway.
As the crisis of the star core expanded, a large area of Liuyundu had been eroded by the rift. In addition, there were already many caves in this place, and now it was even more crowded with demons and complex planes. Even Luosha and Danheng were temporarily trapped in it and could not find a way out for a while.
Of course, this is assuming that neither of them uses hidden powers.
Although Danheng is from Luofu, he has reasons for getting lost.
When he woke up after reincarnation, he was imprisoned in the Hell Prison, with a big chain directly on his scapula. After he finally got out, he naturally felt better immediately. Why would he care about how to get to Liuyun Ferry?
But just when Luosha and Danheng finally chose a direction to move forward,
However, a frost-blade sword cut through the night at an extremely fast speed, dropped from the sky and stabbed into the ground in front of the two people, blocking the way of Luosha and Danheng.
"Everyone, no passage ahead."
Along with a clear and melodious voice, a blond-haired young man in blue clothes appeared riding a sword. He somersaulted down from the air and steady himself with his toes on the hilt of the sword that had been stuck in the ground.
Five swords frozen in frost spread out on both sides of his body, like ice wings, shining with a faint cold light.
"Yunqi Xiaowei, Yan Qingshen enters!"
Yan Qing, who had descended from the sky, pointed his sword at the blond figure that he had stopped, and said loudly:
"I finally found you - Bishop Otto!
You secretly launched the Holy Grail War in an attempt to overthrow the Luofu regime. This is a heinous crime, so why don't you surrender!"
Rakshasa: “?”
Dan Heng: "?"
Instinctively, Dan Heng immediately distanced himself from Luosha, with the Jiyun Spear in hand, ready for battle.
Luosha had no idea what was going on. He had just escaped from the hidden cave and hadn't done anything yet. How could he be wanted? And...
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