"Humph, that's right, I am Li Suchang!"
Although her legs were already shaking, Su Chang still forced herself to face the white-haired traitor who looked so terrifying. However, Jing Yuan's next sentence made her already limited brain power crash.
"How much did you score on the written test when you enlisted?"
"what?"
Being asked this question suddenly, Su Chang was a little confused. She scratched the back of her head and smiled silly:
"Hey, I'm a sports student, and I took the martial arts exam."
Jing Yuan's mouth twitched, and his smile was a little difficult to smile, but he still asked the two brainless girls the most crucial question:
"You two, I am very curious about where you got the information about betraying Xianzhou from, and you even dared to 'risk your life' to expose me."
..........
The plot is a bit long, so fast forward a bit and start drawing the full-life Huangquan tomorrow.
It's unbelievable. Yesterday, a student in my class had a stomachache during the last history exam. He lay on the table and couldn't move. I called him and sent him home. He got 80 points in the history paper. (The students who played paper civilizations all got points or above, and the one who unified half of the world got points.)
Regardless of academic performance, students’ physical health is what matters.
When he came today, I asked him what happened yesterday, whether he had acute gastroenteritis or stomach disease or something like that.
As a result, his mother said that the lunch in the cafeteria was too good during the exam yesterday, and he ate too much, which caused indigestion in the afternoon!
Ten orders of 648, a total of 12 gold, Huangquan 6+1, and then two Yayas and two Clara, barely enough, hey
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317. The Wanted Underwear Thief Hanabi 3k
"Humph, are you going to keep pretending, traitor Jing Yuan?"
Su Chang held up the Xuanyuan Sword tremblingly, and used shouting to hide her fear:
"When you originally put Master Taibu under house arrest, he handed over the Silk Stockings Edict to Lin En. And when Brother Lin En also fell victim to your murderous hands, he risked his life to hand over the Underwear Edict to the two of us!"
Jing Yuan: "?"
Even with Jing Yuan's mentality, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching at this time.
What on earth is this silly girl from the Cloud Cavalry Army talking about?
Stockings edict? Underwear edict?
Although it sounds outrageous, when it is related to the word Lin En, it inexplicably becomes reasonable.
Jing Yuan nodded slightly, completely understanding everything.
It must have been done by the God of Joy Star!
Jing Yuan reached out to stop Yan Qing who wanted to confront Gui Naifen and Su Shang, and his laughter sounded somewhat helpless:
"You two, I think you may have misunderstood something."
If it was related to Lin En, then no matter how outrageous the matter was, it wouldn't be so outrageous. His "grandmaster" could really cause him trouble.
"Misunderstanding? Can you translate for me what misunderstanding means?"
Su Chang, who had been completely hypnotized by her fantasy of bravely breaking into the Shen Ce Mansion to expose the enemy and save Luofu, did not intend to believe Jing Yuan's words at all. Xing, who acted as a guide, was caught between Su Chang and Jing Yuan and felt a bit awkward, so he had to take the initiative to greet Su Chang and explain:
"Shangshang, the misunderstanding is that General Jingyuan neither put Fu Xuan under house arrest nor did he attack Lin En. You have to know that Lin En is General Jingyuan's master's grandfather. According to Xianzhou's concept of once a master is a father for life, he is more or less a half-father. How could General Jingyuan be a rebellious son who killed his father?"
"What?"
This time it was Su Chang's turn to be dumbfounded.
Jing Yuan's expression was not much better. The more he talked about seniority, the more confusing it became. If Xing was really to explain it this way, would he still have to call Xing "sister"?
“What a farce.”
After thinking for a while, Jing Yuan waved his hand as if he was a little tired, and moved Lin En's jade sign.
"Let's call Lin En over and explain. Otherwise, these two girls won't listen to anything you say."
But a moment later, a quantum projection panel appeared beside him, and Lin En's slightly rough voice came out from it:
"Hey, I'm busy, making double puffs, what can I do for you?"
"Fuck, puffs, I love puffs the most!"
Xing's eyes lit up instantly and she shouted:
"Brother Lin, no, godfather, give me some when it's ready~"
"Eat, eat big bites!"
After a moment of silence, Lin En laughed:
"If you want to eat it so badly, come to my room tonight and I'll teach you how to make puffs~"
"Lin En, are you sure you want to hook up with other women in front of me?
Don't even think about getting into Greenbird's bed tonight!"
"Hey, hey, what does this have to do with me?"
Fu Xuan's roar and Qingque's wail followed closely, making the air in the Shen Ce Mansion suddenly quiet and somewhat awkward.
Jing Yuan then realized that the time he made the call seemed a little inappropriate, but Lin En was really a piece of shit. He had been hanging around with his master for a few days, and now he wanted to change people!
No, I must seek justice for my master!
It's time to write a new essay for Marshal Huaε=(o`ω′)ノ
Gui Naifen and Su Chang also realized that something was wrong at this time, especially Su Chang who was outspoken (without thinking) and shouted out in surprise:
"Brother Lin En, and Master Fu Xuan, the two of you have indeed been locked up together by Jing Yuan. I will definitely find a way to rescue you!"
“Suchang?
You are talking about hammer, when did Jing Yuan put me and Fu Xuanguan together? "
Lin En's voice sounded somewhat doubtful. Su Chang's brain suddenly became confused when she heard it. Gui Naifen also spoke in surprise:
"Hey, aren't you under house arrest by the traitor Jing Yuan..."
"Fuck, how the hell did I forget about this!"
Hearing this, Lin En finally remembered that he had used this excuse to trick Gui Naifen and Su Shang into coming to shoot a short video with him. He never expected that this incident would backfire on him at this time.
So it was because I hadn't appeared in front of them for too long, causing them to think that I was imprisoned and poisoned by Jing Yuan?
"Wait a moment, I'll be there soon... No, where are my pants? Did you see where they are?"
"I think you can run over there naked. You, a pervert, will definitely feel happy about it anyway."
"That won't do. A bunch of women want to see my body without paying? Besides, what if I get targeted by a slutty 0? I don't want to take on midnight 0s every day!"
After a series of ding-dong sounds, Lin En hung up the phone.
At this time, Su Shang and Gui Naifen also began to waver, thinking that they might have made a mistake, but the underwear edict that Lin En gave them was not fake.
Just when Gui Naifen couldn't figure it out, she suddenly remembered that she had left the pinhole camera on. Originally, it was used to expose Jing Yuan, but if everything was a farce, wouldn't her big mistake be seen by everyone in the live broadcast room?
"It's over, it's over, Xiao Guizi, I really have to send it!"
This kind of false accusation involving a general during a live broadcast will not only result in the live broadcast room being permanently blocked, but you may also be permanently blocked and expelled from the country!
But when she hurriedly opened her live broadcast room to see the reaction of the barrage, she was surprised to find that there was only a black screen in her live broadcast room.
"The Shen Ce Mansion has an independent Yu Zhao network, which is not connected to the outside world."
General Shen Ce, who had his eyes slightly closed, realized what Gui Naifen was going to do when she took out her phone and opened the live broadcast room. He smiled and shook his head and explained:
"Otherwise, wouldn't it be possible for any spy to sneak in and steal information at will?
Therefore, the moment you entered the Shen Ce Mansion, your Yu Zhao network was forcibly replaced, and it is impossible to directly contact the outside world without the permission of the Ministry of Information. "
"Hey, is that so?"
Doesn't that mean that even if Jing Yuan really betrayed him, his and Shang Shang's "live broadcast of death" would become a completely worthless farce?
"Woo woo woo, this is really embarrassing for adults."
Gui Naifen burst into tears in frustration and fell to her knees on the spot. Su Chang hadn't figured out what was going on yet, but kept looking around until Lin En, in disheveled clothes, rushed in anxiously.
Instinctively, Su Chang first looked down at Lin En's lower body.
Well, I put on pants.
After confirming this, she rushed towards Lin Enfei with tears running down her cheeks, crying loudly:
"Brother, you are back/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"
What fish balls?
As a model of male morality in Xianzhou, Lin En instinctively sidestepped Su Chang's pounce, causing the silly girl to fall headfirst to the ground and slide a long distance before she barely stopped.
It seems that this is the disadvantage of not having big enough breasts. It is impossible to brake quickly when falling on flat ground.
After nodding slightly to Jing Yuan, Lin En picked up the big pillow Li, whose eyes were spinning in circles, from the ground, shook her vigorously to bring her back to her senses, and asked:
"So, what's going on?"
"I don't know!"
Su Shang blinked her big eyes, which were so clear that they could be called stupid, to show that she was quite innocent.
Compared with Su Chang, Gui Naifen is much more reliable. She came to Lin En in surprise.
“So you’re really okay.
But if you are fine... then what's the matter with the underwear edict you gave to Su Chang?"
Lin En: "Underpants edict?"
He felt that he could not keep up with Xiao Guizi's thoughts, and Shang Shang hurriedly shook his head to make his brain clearer, and shouted in shock:
"Xiao Guizi, what are you talking about? Didn't Lin En give you the underwear?"
Gui Naifen: "Ah? Didn't you come to me with Lin En's underwear edict?"
"Wait, what the hell is this?"
Lin En, who was a little confused, snatched the so-called underwear edict from Gui Naifen's hand, unfolded it and couldn't help but yelled out loud on the spot:
“Isn’t this the fucking underwear I can’t find?
Okay, Xiao Guizi, Su Shang, I know you like me very much, but I didn't expect you to be so hungry that you would steal my underwear! "
As if he had been severely punished, Lin En pretended to be weak and helpless and crossed his arms.
As soon as Lin En said this, Gui Naifen immediately felt that everyone's eyes were focused on her, and she blushed and shook her head and shouted:
"No, I didn't steal your panties!"
Lin En turned his gaze to Su Shang, who also waved her hand quickly.
"It's not me either!"
"So it wasn't you or Xiao Guizi, it was stolen by a third person."
"But this is normal. Who told me that I am so popular with girls?"
Just as Lin En was marveling at his own charm, he suddenly discovered that the bloody words written on his underwear began to fade and gradually turned into completely new handwriting.
[Dear, I'm sorry I couldn't help but steal your panties and used them to play a little joke~~ Did you have fun? At least I had a lot of fun~
Hehe, who told you to steal my mask? But at least I didn’t wear your underwear on my face, right?
This is just a greeting. Xiao Huahuo will come to play with you soon~
Your dear, Hanabi
Fireworks?
Another woman I don't know.
But this behavior and saying that he stole her mask... Could it be that the Masked Fool has come to visit?
Lynn put down her panties and thought to herself.
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