336. Yukong's clever plan to defeat Lin En, but he lost Tingyun and Huohuo, and Yukong's fate! 4k
"Um, Master Yukong, why did you call me here as well? I don't understand anything about relationships...
I am just a little fox judge of the Ten Kings Division, not as powerful as you guys."
In response to Huo Huo's question, Yukong simply knocked on the blackboard with his teaching stick and emphasized:
"We have an old saying in Xianzhou, which goes, knowing yourself and knowing your enemy will ensure victory in every battle. If you want to take the initiative in relationships, you must understand the other person well enough. This is why I asked you to come here, Huo Huo."
"what?"
"Huo Huo, you and Lin En are both judges of the Ten Kings Division. You at least know how he works normally. This is very important information. Now, please briefly tell me what Lin En is like in your eyes."
"Ohhhh, I see."
Huo Huo nodded his head, thinking that what Yukong said made sense.
But, can you tell me what kind of person Brother Lynn is?
Recalling every detail of working with Lin En over the years, Huo Huo pondered and said:
"If I have to say something, it's probably that Brother Lin En asked me to copy for him every day..."
Stop the Cloud/Yukong: “???”
"My benefactor..."
Tingyun opened his mouth slightly in surprise, but the next second he widened his eyes as if he suddenly realized something.
"No wonder, no wonder..."
It turns out that my benefactor likes flowers like Huo Huo. No wonder that little bird was able to beat me and win the first prize.
Although it sounds a bit arrogant, Tingyun feels that her looks are quite outstanding even among the fox people who are known for their handsome men and beautiful women. However, in the end, her benefactor doesn't like her at all, but small, flat girls like Qingque and Huohuo!
When Yukong heard Huo Huo's shocking remarks, he crushed the teaching stick in his hand on the spot, with a sharp look flashing in his narrowed fox eyes.
"Huo Huo, what does Lin En ask you to do for him every day?"
Yukong is a straightforward person. Although she is no longer as sharp as she was when she was young, she still cannot tolerate any grain of sand in her eyes.
If Lin En really did something to deceive and harm Huo Huo, then even if he was the son of the marshal, Yukong would never let him go and would definitely ask for an explanation from him.
Obviously, because Lin En usually behaved too mature and tough, Yukong instinctively ignored the fact that Lin En was even much younger than Huo Huo, so her foothold was actually non-existent.
The child is ignorant and is just playing around.jpg
"Hey, just let me copy it for him."
Huo Huo was frightened by Yukong's sudden serious expression. The cute little Matcha Cake quickly hugged the pillow in her arms and explained:
"Help him copy official reports, mission materials, and the like."
"oh oh!"
"I see... Huo Huo, don't breathe so hard when you speak next time."
Upon hearing this, Tingyun and Yukong both breathed a sigh of relief.
Considering Huo Huo's personality, which was as soft as cotton and could be bullied by anyone, Yukong still asked with some concern:
"Lin En, did he really just ask you to help him copy the report and didn't do anything else weird to you?"
"Oh, now that you mention it, it seems like there is."
Huo Huo lightly tapped her thin lips with her finger, looking as if she was thinking about something, which instantly aroused the hearts of Ting Yun and Yu Kong again.
Could it be that, could it be that benefactor/Lin En really did something to Huo Huo?
Under the gaze of the two fox sisters, Huo Huo covered her face with embarrassment and whispered:
"Every time I finish copying for Brother Lin, he always rewards me with milk..."
"!"
Tingyun became alert.
"Sweet milk dumplings and matcha cakes. Sometimes he even gives me cute little things... Hehe, Brother Lin En is so nice. He is the best to me in the Ten Kings Division. I am so happy to copy for him."
"..."
Yukong looked at Huo Huo, who was talking to herself and laughing while covering her face, and could only shake his head and sigh helplessly.
"Huo Huo, weren't you completely KFC'd by Lin En?
Well, another one was given for free, but considering Lin En's closeness to Qingque's servant and Fu Xuan Taibu, Tingyun's ranking might drop again."
"No way!"
Being looked down upon by his own "military advisor" like this, even though Yukong was his elder, Tingyun couldn't help but pinch the spine of his fan and pout, his furry fox ears standing straight up because of the anger.
"Master Yukong, you have too little confidence in me. Although I have temporarily lost to Qingque and Jingliu, from another perspective, I am also the first player to prepare for the competition for the third spot."
Don’t be fooled by the confidence on Tingyun’s face when she said this, but Yukong knew exactly what she was actually doing. Yukong, who was always straightforward, also spoke bluntly:
“Oh, thank God!
I've already said that in an emotional battlefield like this, you haven't even laid a solid foundation for confession and have been hesitant until now. Can you guarantee me that you can win such a crucial match as pushing down the top?
I advise you to be more pragmatic and understand the concept of falling in love first.
What level are you at now? Qingque has not known Lin En as long as you, but he has achieved success. Can you compare with him?
I can’t compare, I don’t have the ability to do that, you know!”
As if stacked with deadly rhythms, Yukong is still outputting! Still outputting!
"+You see, if you're in this state now, maybe Fu Xuan Taibu has secretly taken advantage of Lin En. You're going to lose to Su Shang next. After losing to Su Shang, you'll lose to Huo Huo. Then there's no one left to lose to!"
"Hey, Miss Tingyun will lose to me?"
Huo Huo, who had no idea what the two were talking about, pointed her finger at her own little face and tilted her head in confusion.
Tingyun, who had come to seek help, did not expect to be scolded again. His ears and tail drooped down in grievance.
"Master Yukong, what do you think I should do?"
"Didn't I tell you what to do?"
Yukong, feeling very disappointed with his friend, clenched his teeth.
Tingyun's biological mother was her good friend when she was young and the leader of a biker gang. She was truly a role model of a fox girl who could wear a cheongsam slit to the shoulders and win the heart of a hero from among thousands of competitors. How could she give birth to a jungle bumpkin like Tingyun who suffered a series of humiliating defeats on the emotional battlefield? Is there something wrong with her own way of education?
"You should have listened to me a long time ago. You must not push Lin En. Although he looks frivolous, he is actually very serious about relationships. The more you push him, the more he will 'respect' your pulling and not take the initiative to attack. At this time, you have to take the initiative to attack.
It’s already this late, and your relationship is already in place, so just go ahead and attack him from three directions!
Just yell at him, he can’t stand it! "
It can only be said that even though she has been a good person for so many years, once she gets angry, Yukong still has some of the shadow of the big sister in her youth, and she is decisive and outspoken.
Just when Tingyun was pondering the meaning of Yukong's words and preparing to go back and digest it, Huohuo, who had been listening in a daze for a long time, seemed to finally understand something and looked at Yukong with admiration.
"Wow, Master Yukong, you really understand a lot. You must be a love expert. You must have had many romances and a very happy marriage."
The girl's innocent words turned into the sharpest arrow and pierced directly into Yukong's heart, making the Lord Siduo's expression become subtle on the spot.
At this time, Tingyun suddenly discovered the bright spot.
Lord Yukong did make a lot of sense when he was analyzing and guiding me, but...but didn't Lord Yukong never get married in his entire life?
Tingyun remembered that Yukong was a pure virgin and soloist, and was not good at love at all. So wasn't the love knowledge she taught him just theoretical? Maybe it was because Master Yukong had no experience and only gave blind instructions based on theories that he had been defeated all the way to now.
Although Tingyun only thought of these words in her heart and did not say them out loud, from the subtle changes in Tingyun's expression and Yukong's own intelligence, one could naturally know what she was thinking.
Damn it, I really was looked down upon!
"Master Yukong, are you really a love expert?"
Tingyun asked tentatively.
Yukong nodded seriously without any embarrassment.
"I think I am!"
Although she had never been in love, she had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run. Cai Yi and Guang Yuan were able to achieve their happy ending thanks to her advice. She was a professional in helping people fall in love!
But looking at Tingyun's current state, it was obvious that he no longer believed her.
This is not what Yukong wants to see.
Suppressing the fire that was rekindled in his heart, Yukong frowned and thought, and decided to do his best to help Tingyun restore his image as an elder in her heart:
"It seems that I have to do it myself!"
Although he had met Lin En several times, they were all chance encounters at certain meetings. He had never sat down and had a serious conversation. Yukong's understanding of Lin En also came entirely from what others said.
In order to help Tingyun develop an effective emotional strategy, Yukong decided to meet Lin En in person and take a good look at how this young man had made Tingyun and Huohuo so obsessed.
"Let Lin En come to see me tomorrow. I want to talk to him in person!"
After making such a decision, Yukong knew that there was no need to continue talking tonight, so he stood up and announced that the "Fox Squad Emotional Analysis Conference, specially held in response to the failure of the first Tingyun Love Story", had come to a successful conclusion.
In this conference, Yukong gave an insightful speech on how to analyze Lin En's specific emotional tendencies and guide Tingyun in his love life. He deeply and comprehensively analyzed the problems Tingyun is facing now, and proposed practical and feasible implementation plans from all aspects, multiple angles and in depth, making outstanding contributions to Tingyun's happy sex life.
Participants Tingyun and Huohuo also gave warm applause and expressed that they would unswervingly follow the excellent command of Yukong Siduo in the future, implement the fox people's love policies and guidelines, strive to reverse the defeat in the emotional battlefield as soon as possible, and restore the glory of the fox people.
"Okay, let's break up the meeting!"
After the meeting, Tingyun and Huohuo did not stay long. They got up and walked out of the room.
"Hey, where's Mr. Tail? Did he walk by himself for so long today?"
Huo Huo stood on tiptoe in front of the door and looked around, her voice sounding somewhat doubtful.
The tail is Sui Yang who ate her tail, and to some extent, it can be considered a part of her. Normally, it cannot be completely separated, but it is okay to let the tail uncle outside and let him walk by himself like this.
And this was a special trick that Lin En told her. In certain situations, the wandering uncles could be used as alarms to alert the surroundings.
After all, as long as the tail does not actively show itself, it is actually not easy to be discovered. Once he senses any danger, Huo Huo will naturally receive the message. It can be said to be a very useful living alarm.
However, today this living alarm seemed to have run a little too far, so much so that Huo Huo cried for a long time before its tail slowly floated down from the sky.
"Stop yelling, stop yelling. Can I still run away?"
Uncle Tail fell limply on Huo Huo's head, and Little Tail covered his mouth and sneered:
"You little crybaby, aren't you eager to get rid of me? Why are you so anxious when I come home a little late?"
"I'm not in a hurry. I'm just worried that you'll run away and hurt others."
Huo Huo pinched his fingers, his voice a little low,
"I'm miserable enough already. If you eat the tails of the other little foxes, they might be even more miserable than me."
"Humph, do you really think I like to eat little foxes like you?"
Tail uncle snorted disdainfully, but after a moment he explained the real reason why he came back so late.
"I just felt like there was something unclean in the wind..."
"Hey, could there be anything more unclean than you, Sui Yang?"
Tingyun waved her folding fan gently. Because of what happened when Huanlong leaned over her, her impression of Sui Yang was really not good.
"Go away, I'm busy now."
"Anyway, there was some strange power fluctuation. Although it wasn't Sui Yang's fluctuation, it should be spiritual. I looked for it but couldn't find anything. That's why I came back late."
"If you put it that way, then there is something wrong."
Tingyun thought about it and nodded, then took Huo Huo's hand.
"Huo Huo, let me take you back."
"Sister Ke Tingyun, I am the judge..."
The two people who were gradually leaving did not notice that behind them, a big red goldfish shadow was swaying leisurely through the void and disappearing into Yukong's room.
................
My geography teacher, who was also my roommate, was so obsessed with me that he had a crush on me. The first class was his. I was doing morning reading and checking the class when he came in and asked, "Do you have any nice firefly wallpapers? Send them to me as soon as possible?" His voice was very loud and he had no shame at all.
The phone case is still Yae Goddess. He asked the OP in my class who is also his class representative to draw Yae Goddess for him. It's really embarrassing. I just put a black tower hand-made and light cone [My Birth] decorative painting in the office.
How do you know that I didn't get any spoilers when I got the gold sand after 20 draws (but I got Clara's special weapon after 80 draws, and then I got it after another 70 draws, which is too bad. This is the first time I got a special weapon).
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