There is also a strange recording in the car system:

"Tsk, call your sister out!"

"Sister Bronya~"

"Not this one, not this one, the one I want to nod to!"

"Sister Bronya~"

"You idiot, your driver's license was revoked just to see your father!"

"Sister Bronya, if you don't have a car, don't try to pick up girls."】

"Fuck, it's really a motorcycle duck!"

Although Lin En had a rough guess when he saw the option reward that said "a will-o'-the-wisp girl whose driver's license has been revoked", he still couldn't help but get excited when he actually saw that it was Motorbike Duck's will-o'-the-wisp.

This is a ghost fire with four turbochargers. When it runs, its wings will spread out and blue flames will come out. In Lin En's eyes, it is even more attractive than the butt of a pressed duck!

"But at this moment, Bro↗nya↘ is the real... No, it's still the fake Herrscher!"

Reciting the lines in banya, Lynn couldn't wait to turn over and get on the motorcycle.

Although the Reinstall Bunny is offline, its most basic functions are still available.

"Reload Bunny, ride on!"

The right-hand accelerator was turned to the bottom, and a low roar roared from the body of the car. The light blue halo spread out on both sides of the body like wings, and the tail flames ejected from the exhaust pipe of the four-turbocharged duck instantly pushed the speed of the car to a very terrifying speed. The whole motorcycle turned into a stream of light and shot out.

Then he bumped headfirst into the street lamp on the corner.

"Fuck!"

The broken street lamp fell to the ground with a loud noise, which startled many houses around and caused them to turn on their lights.

Lin En, who was badly knocked down, quickly got up from the ground and picked up the motorcycle. Without hesitation, he chose to use a "praise of noble morality" to run away.

It's not a crime as long as you don't get caught!

................

At the cost of knocking down seven street lamps in a row and feeling a little guilty, Lin En finally learned how to drive a motorcycle and successfully returned home.

Actually, this cannot be blamed on Lin En. After all, we Xianzhou people usually ride on Star Rafts. Wheeled vehicles like motorcycles are antiques, and there is no chance to learn how to drive.

Pushing open the gate of his yard, Lin was surprised to find that the lights in the house were still on. He rushed forward with the Immortal Slash and kicked the door open. However, the scene he saw was completely beyond his expectations.

The originally clean and tidy living room is now a mess, with messy takeout boxes piled all over the floor, and a petite figure sitting on the sofa typing rapidly on the quantum keyboard, staring closely at the projected game screen and laughing wildly.

"Haha, come on, you're weak!

Now you know who is the boss!

Sprint on, then use Ruthless Iron Hand A, then Crippling Strike, then A, then Massive Kill, then Noxian Guillotine ~ Xine!

I am furious, you all must die!!!"

Looking at the Golden Wolf who was completely immersed in the game and didn't even realize that he was back, Lin En silently stepped forward and unplugged the power of the Projector Jade Zhao.

"Hey, where's my screen? I got my pentakill!!!"

The furious little puppet got up from the sofa, and when he looked up, he saw Lin En looking down at him with his arms crossed. He was immediately shocked and said:

"Oh my god, you're still alive?"

"You wish I were dead, don't you?"

Lin En grabbed the doll by the back of her collar and lifted her up, pointing to the messy living room and saying:

"I asked you to help me clean the room, and this is how you do it?"

The golden wolf scratched his hair in embarrassment.

"Hahahaha, if it weren't for the fact that you hadn't been back for a few days, I would have thought you had died a heroic death."

"So you've taken over the magpie's nest, right?"

"Sorry, my mistake! I'll clean it up right away!"

The little puppet chose to give in without hesitation, but Lin En directly picked up the golden wolf and walked out of the door, throwing it on the heavily armed rabbit parked in the yard.

"We'll talk about the cleaning later. Try this first."

Chapter 54: Aha, change for me!

"Wow, what is this? It looks so cool!"

The two-headed puppet was climbing around on the heavy-armored bunny, poking and kicking here and there, looking quite interested.

Lin En took a step forward and activated the Heavy Bunny, then casually explained:

"Cheese reinstalled Bunny 19C, but the system is offline. Anyway, you are also an AI, so try to see if you can be compatible with it."

Hearing this, the Golden Wolf looked at Lin En with a look of concern for the mentally retarded, tapped the Heavy Bunny's head with his little hand and complained:

"Are you stupid? I haven't even seen this thing, how can the system possibly match it... Shit, it seems to be able to match it, this thing is highly compatible with the boss's weapon system!"

Muttering in disbelief, the Golden Wolf, which was originally the artificial intelligence equipped on the Silver Wolf's weapon, has transformed into a neon data stream and drilled into the Heavy Armored Rabbit. The lights on the car body instantly lit up, and the stream of light flickered in it. The whole system was in rapid operation.

"Oh my, this is incredible! This is clearly my first time entering this system, why do I feel so familiar with it?"

The voice of the Golden Wolf came out from the Heavy-Armored Bunny, and the motorcycle also floated up, and with the cool BGM, it began to transform "coolly and clickily" like the Transformers.

[bgm: Though my wings've been bloodstained and could never rid.

I'll try hard to soar to the heaven I dreamed.】

Hearing this familiar bgm, Lin En couldn't help but frown and look at the heavily armed bunny floating in the air in front of him.

"Turn off the BGM. Why are you making such a big noise so late at night?"

"Oh."

Jinlang obediently turned off the car stereo that was playing music.

The heavy-armored bunny has now turned into a handsome mecha with only the upper body. Light blue particle light flows on the side of the mecha, rendering its body full of mechanical beauty.

“Hehehe, hahahahaha!”

The golden wolf's smug laughter sounded with a metallic reverberation, and the heavy-armored rabbit's eyes flashed red. He tilted his head at a 45-degree angle and squinted at Lin En, and clenched his raised right hand suddenly.

"This is the complete Golden Wolf, the complete Heavy-Armored Bunny, the complete... me!"

[Equipment: Heavy-duty bunny 19C (angel form).

Heavy-armored Bunny 19C is a special form after being equipped with Silver Wolf's weapon artificial intelligence. Because it does not have the power of the Herrscher of Reason, it cannot reach the complete "Angel Reconstruction" form, but the weakened version of "Ether Editing" inherited by Golden Wolf from Silver Wolf can reproduce part of the Herrscher of Reason's power, so let's call the incomplete angel reconstruction form the Little Angel Form. 】

Looking at the panel given by Aha, Lin En thought about it and decided to give up complaining.

Let’s just keep it in angel form. At least the Golden Wolf is much more useful now than before.

"Don't pretend here. Now that you're sure it can be used, go clean up the room for me. I have no place to step with all the takeout boxes on the floor!"

"What?!!"

Hearing Lin En's words, Golden Wolf manipulated the Heavy Armored Bunny to spin in front of Lin En, showing off his handsome mecha body in all directions, and shouted:

"Look, a mecha! I've turned into such a handsome mecha and you still let me clean the house? Are you still human?!"

"You can wait until the day you evolve into a Gundam before you say that."

Lin En, who was completely unmoved, snapped his fingers, and the Heavy Bunny's system was completely shut down. It turned back into a motorcycle and fell to the ground. The previously powerful Golden Wolf also fell out of the Heavy Bunny's body, still a little dazed.

"Now, go clean up your mess!"

"Woo woo woo, can't I do it?"

Waving his hand in dissatisfaction, the two-headed puppet with a sad face picked up a broom taller than himself and started cleaning.

While letting the Golden Wolf slowly clean up the large amount of garbage produced by her stay-at-home life over the past few days, Lin En had already returned to her bedroom.

This place had not been destroyed by the golden wolf yet. Everything was the same as when he left, including the half-finished book "The Great Explosion of the Beautiful Pharmacist and Arashi Who Won't Reject Any Request!" on the table and the black tower doll lying on the bed in a black and white maid outfit.

Lin En first put away the half-finished notebook. Although he had fun drawing it, if someone accidentally saw it, he might end up in jail, which would be a lot of fun.

As for why he would draw this kind of thing...

We are all adults now, and some negative emotions accumulated in our hearts always need to be vented. Lin En feels that there is nothing wrong with venting stress by drawing pictures. Instead, it is an extremely noble behavior. He is simply creating a new spiritual treasure for human civilization!

Although most of the erotic pictures he drew were not something that could be shown to others.

"After I die, I must ask someone to send all these things out, to give the Xianzhou people and Fengrao people a little shock! Maybe it can even ease the conflict between the two... Tsk tsk tsk, when I think about it this way, I am really great~"

Sitting on the bed, Lin En suddenly spoke into the void:

"Aha, come out, I know you haven't left yet."

[If you encounter the difficulty of drawing a guaranteed card, the difficulty of getting stuck in the abyss, the difficulty of scraping monsters, the difficulty of strengthening, the difficulty of the world being overgrown, and the difficulty of the shortage of Star Qiong. Call my name - Happy Star God Aha, come and laugh at my call! ]

A dark figure wearing a mask appeared in the room with countless overlapping laughter. The black mist spreading from the void turned into an illusory throne, supporting his silhouette-like body.

"Oh, my dear friend, is there any pleasure in calling Aha?"

"Of course!"

In front of one of the top beings in the universe, the Star God of Joy, Lin En did not feel any pressure at all. He smiled as usual and said:

"It's a very interesting thing... But before that, it seems that you still owe me a reward."

"How could that be? Ah Ha never defaults on payments..."

Aha was only halfway through his words when he suddenly seemed to realize something. Countless masks turned their heads at the same time and looked at the system panel that appeared in Lin En's hand.

[Option 3: Longevity Plague? I'll fucking shoot him! ...Reward: Under the premise of not violating fate, fulfill one of Lin En's wishes.]

This was the third option that Lin En created when he was briefly upgraded to a true Order Envoy to break through the constraints of the system. Naturally, this reward was also designed by Lin En himself, but he had not found an opportunity to be alone with Aha, which had dragged on the confrontation until now.

The star gods are all bound by their inner driving force, that is, their destiny itself. The pleasure system created by Aha is itself a manifestation of his destiny. Lin En knows that as long as he can make a wish based on his happy destiny, Aha will not refuse him.

But what kind of wish can make the Happy Star God himself happy?

The answer was already clear, and the answer was told to Lin En by the God of Joy himself.

With the corners of his mouth rising uncontrollably, Lin En slowly raised his hand and pointed at the Star God of Joy in front of him.

Is there anything in this world that is more fun than having the Joyful Star God himself become fun?

"My wish is - Aha, change for me!"

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I remembered it wrongly, the Silver Wolf Pool will not open until tomorrow.

The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Students taking it should work hard. I’m posting a few pictures to motivate everyone!

Chapter 55: Aha with white hair and red eyes is hard to refuse

"My wish is—"

Lin En pointed at Aha, and couldn't help but raise a happy arc at the corner of his mouth, and said loudly:

"Ahaha, turn yourself into a little loli with white hair and red eyes! You are not allowed to return to your original form before I die!"

"Hahaha, interesting, it's really quite interesting!"

Upon hearing Lin En's wish, the dark humanoid being couldn't help but burst into laughter. Countless masks that were originally either sad or happy all showed smiles at this moment. The God of Joy stood up and spread his arms in a frozen state like a sculpture.

“It’s really interesting that Ahaha has become your amusement.

Ah Ha really has no face? Ah Ha really has face? Ah Ha doesn't want face?!"

Ah Ha placed his right hand on his chest, bowed gracefully to Lin En, and laughed:

"Then, in the name of pleasure, I will satisfy your desires."

The black fog rolled in, completely submerging the dark gods. Countless orange masks disappeared into the darkness as they laughed loudly. The entire room instantly became silent, as if it had disappeared.

After a while, the darkness dissipated, and the first thing to step out was a calf with graceful curves outlined by white silk. When the smooth white silk narrowed to the end, the round-toed leather shoes took over and continued to depict the beautiful ups and downs.

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