"Don't complain, just work hard!"
Lin En knocked on the little head of the golden wolf in annoyance. While playing with his phone, he instilled chicken soup for the soul into the worker like a big capitalist:
"Have you not read that inspirational book? 'Not spreading negative energy is a common quality of good slaves'! And 'If slaves who move stones do this, they will have their own pyramid sooner or later'. Don't ignore 'As long as you are outstanding enough, you can have your own sky under the whip of your master' and 'If you improve yourself every day, you, as a slave, will enter the Senate sooner or later'!"
Making money through physical labor gives you peace of mind. This is the life belief of countless ordinary people and the fundamental logic of how society operates.
Alas, this generation of slaves is no good. They can’t even bear the slightest hardship and even dare to glare at their masters.”
"So I'm a worker, not a slave!"
Upon hearing this, Lin En frowned in confusion, as if he didn't understand why Golden Wolf said this:
“Is there any difference between the two for capitalists?”
Chapter 61: Lord Xueyi, please arrest me!
It was noon, and it was a busy time. The streets of Changletian were bustling with people, showing a prosperous scene.
In the crowd, a young man with blond hair and blue clothes ran by. He was wearing bronze armor, a long robe embroidered with white clouds and green bamboo, and he looked very heroic.
His name is Yan Qing. He is the youngest guard in the history of the Yunqi Army and also the bodyguard of General Jingyuan.
The reason why he seemed so hurried on the street today was not because he was going to slay demons and monsters again, but just to buy some fresh floating goat milk for General Jingyuan.
Although such small things can be handed over to other people, running around on the streets and getting in touch with the world is also a kind of exercise for this young man.
Of course, if Jing Yuan knew what Yan Qing was going to encounter today, perhaps he would not think so.
He rushed around a corner in a hurry, but the boy bumped into a man who was wearing a black windbreaker and black sunglasses, and was dressed like someone from The Matrix.
"Ah, sir, are you all right?"
Yan Qing instinctively cared about the man in black who bumped into him, while Lin En, who was hit hard by Yan Qing, let out a long sigh and forced a somewhat stiff smile.
"I'm fine..."
Looking at this young man whom he had met a few times, Lin En adjusted his black sunglasses to prevent himself from being recognized, and at the same time couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart.
Yan Qing is only in his teens, around eight to fourteen years old, but his talent in swordsmanship is ridiculously high. At such a young age, his swordsmanship has reached the level of a saint. It is probably only a matter of time before he becomes the sword master of Luofu.
Just with this blow, he almost broke Lin En's kidney. This kind of outrageous strength...
This guy is eight years old?!
Old Ma! Old Ma! How come you turned into a pretty boy in the blink of an eye?
Humph, but now that I've met you, don't even think about running away.
At some point, Yan Qing suddenly felt that the smiling man in black in front of him gave him an inexplicable sense of danger.
It's not the kind of danger that comes from fighting an enemy, but some deeper, inexplicable danger...and the way he's dressed always feels a little suspicious.
"Excuse me, is there anything else you can do for me?"
Yan Qing, whose way was blocked by Lin En, raised his head, and the "Qi-operated floating attack unit" floating beside him trembled slightly, ready to be unsheathed at any time.
"Indeed, I have something to ask you, little brother."
With a strange laugh, Lin En suddenly opened his black coat under Yan Qing's increasingly serious gaze, allowing all the mysterious books in the inside pockets to appear in the young man's wide-open eyes, shocking him greatly.
"Dude, do you want a notebook?"
"what?"
The young man, who had never been tainted by the world, blinked in confusion.
"What is this book?"
“Little brothers can think of this as a special picture album.”
Lin En, who deceived the children, not only did not feel the slightest guilt, but became even more pleased. He pulled out a notebook from his coat, handed it to Yan Qing, and started chatting with him seriously.
"This book of mine is incredible. Look who is drawn on the cover, little brother... Yes, you read that right, it's Emperor Gong Siming and Shou Wen Huo Zu."
"Ohhhh, it really is!"
As the boy was exclaiming, Lin En had already half-knelt down and was arm-in-arm with him, continuing to chatter nonsense:
“This scroll records the precious pictures and texts of the early Emperor Bow Siming shooting and blasting the ancestor of longevity and plague. It is a peerless battle that can make people excited and full of fighting spirit just by looking at it!
I see that you are a rare martial arts genius. After watching this battle, you will surely gain a lot of insights. It will be no problem for you to win the title of Luofu Sword Master!"
“It really has such a miraculous effect!”
"Of course, Xianzhou people don't lie to Xianzhou people!
As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? My dear brother, you and I are destined to be together. I will sell this fierce battle scroll to you for the price of 10 Xundi. "
After being fooled by Lin En, the little Yan Qing, who didn't know how dangerous the world was, had no idea how to tell the real from the fake. Besides, the price of 10 Xundi was almost like giving it away for free, so he had to take it.
Just like that, the young boy, holding the rare treasure he had bought and Shang Wen's floating goat milk, disappeared around the corner of the street under Lin En's kind and gentle gaze, and rushed towards the Shen Ce Mansion.
“Hahaha, I wonder what General Jingyuan’s expression will be when he sees the notebook Xiao Ma brought him.
Ahaha, can't you give me a live broadcast?"
Hearing this, the illusory white-haired loli raised a new text board.
[Aha, I will see it myself, but I won’t show it to you]
"Aha, bad!"
After complaining a few words, Lynn returned to his "Sicaro form" again, wearing his specially made black windbreaker and looking for a suitable target on the street.
Most of the people you can find on Xianzhou Street are hunting believers, but it is very troublesome to find the cultivator of the King of Medicine. Lin En, who doesn't want to miss the mission reward, even plans to find a way to sneak into the King of Medicine Secret again and give these remnants of the abundance a little bit of lust... I mean joy and shock!
After walking a few steps, Lynn found a new target in front of a vending machine on the corner of the street.
It was a girl wearing a bluish-white long skirt, with a pair of white silk stockings, a specialty of Xianzhou, hanging under the hem of the skirt. At the moment, she was staring at the vending machine with her back to Lin En, lost in thought. Her short black hair was just shoulder-length, revealing a touch of white and smooth skin on the back of her neck. It was so white that it was a little dazzling under the sunlight, attracting Lin En's attention.
It is said that neck control has now become a separate XP label on some small software. Originally, Lin En still held a resolute critical attitude towards this increasingly strange and delicate XP, but today he also glimpsed a glimpse of the beauty in it.
"Lost girl, would you like a notebook?"
Lin En walked to the side of the girl and used the "Light Wings" again to reveal the notebook under his coat. The girl heard the voice behind her and slowly turned around. Her shoulder-length black hair swayed gently, but the inner ends of her hair were lush green and dotted with red.
"Lynn, what are you doing?"
Xue Yi turned around and stared at his subordinates expressionlessly. His dark red pupils shrank slightly. He magnified the covers of the notebooks on the inside of Lin En's coat several times and compared them with his own memory data. After a moment, he came to a conclusion.
Lin En, who secretly sold the book on the street to his boss, also felt a little embarrassed, but under Xue Yi's silent gaze, Lin En suddenly knelt on the ground and hugged Xue Yi's white silk legs tightly and shouted:
"Master Xue Yi, please arrest me. I surrender myself. I have committed a crime! I have committed a crime of being infatuated with you!!! Master Xue Yi, I want to be your dog!!!"
Chapter 62: Masked Fool Gathering and Loli Aha
If I get caught by my boss selling notebooks on the street, my career as a judge will be over.
Got it? Then make a loud noise to cover it up!
As long as I'm not embarrassed, everyone else will be!
With this thought in mind, Lin En couldn't stop rubbing his face against Xue Yi's beautiful white silk legs, sighing that this white silk is worthy of being a specialty of Xianzhou, just like Yalilo No. 6 is rich in black silk and Liyue is rich in ham, it is almost becoming a glorious legend since ancient times.
In the previous life, the three major forces of the Black Silk Party, the White Silk Party, and the Bare Legs Party were in a three-way battle on the Internet, and the main road was wiped out. However, as a simple and honest pervert, Lin En did not have so many worries -
Anyway, Lin En never refuses anyone.
"Master Xue Yi, I have committed a crime, please arrest me!"
Being held by Lin En's thighs, Xue Yi tilted her head slightly, pulled the corner of her mouth, and said:
"That's about it?"
The doll girl, who had been surfing the Internet a lot, was not annoyed by Lin En's crazy behavior, as if she had already gotten used to this situation.
Lin En didn't pursue the matter and was very sensible. He reluctantly let go of the girl's white silk legs and stood up. He changed the subject somewhat abruptly.
"Come to think of it, this is the first time I've seen Xue Yi on the street. How come you have time to go shopping today?"
"I am just following the law."
Xue Yi straightened her skirt which was a little messy due to Lin En's rough action, sat down on a bench nearby, and said slowly:
"Bo Le was removed from the list, and neither you nor Yumozuo arrived yet, so I have no choice but to perform four duties."
"Hmm? Tamamo also asked for leave?"
Hearing that the fox Tamamo had also asked for leave, Lin En couldn't help but feel confused. This seemed to be the first time he saw Tamamo asking for leave.
Xue Yi just shook her head.
"It's only one day, not like you who haven't been here for many days."
"Haha, am I not busy with something?"
"Is it important?"
Hearing Lin En's sophistry, Xue Yi's slender hand suddenly reached into Lin En's clothes, pulled out a notebook, raised it and looked at Lin En in confusion:
"Drawing and selling this thing?"
In response, Lin En could only respond with an awkward but polite smile.
...
At the same time, far away in another galaxy, there is a planet that is almost completely covered by ice and snow.
Its name is Yalilo No. 6, and it fell here due to the disaster of "Star Core", the cancer of all worlds.
"Haha, it's time to party again~"
Seeing that there was no one around, the man named Sambo took out an orange mask from his arms and put it on his face, then casually opened the old door in front of him.
It was originally just an abandoned house that could be seen everywhere in the downtown area, but when Sambo opened the door, a layer of light yellow mist appeared behind the door, and there seemed to be darkness flowing in it.
Sambo, wearing a mask, stepped into the fog gate without hesitation. His figure crossed the illusory distance in an instant and stepped directly into another world.
This looked like a peculiarly decorated tavern with a very cheerful atmosphere. The guests were of different figures and races, but without exception they all wore masks.
[End of the World] Tavern, the gathering place of masked fools.
Sambo walked through the crowd like a fish in water, and came to the bar. He greeted the female bartender standing behind the counter with ease:
"Hey, Sister Tamamo, I haven't seen you for a while. Where have you been having fun recently? And give me a glass of wine, as usual."
Tamamo looked up and glanced at Sambo, then smiled as he mixed his drink:
"I haven't been running around lately. My boss assigned me a job, and it's been quite fun."
"This is a job that the boss directly assigned to me. I'm so envious of you, old Sangbo."
"Oh, don't worry, the boss will come in person tonight, maybe it will be your turn."
As soon as Tamamo finished speaking, the entire tavern suddenly became quiet, because black fog came from the void and swirled around, turning into a door that opened in the void.
All the Masked Fools present were veterans who had followed Aha for a long time. They naturally knew that the Joyful Star God was about to descend, and they all raised their heads to look.
But to everyone's surprise, the one who stepped out of the black fog door was not the dark being holding the mask, but a white-haired loli who looked extremely delicate and cute, with fiery red eyes that were dazzling and brilliant.
As if she was somewhat dissatisfied with the silence in the tavern, the beautiful white-haired Lolita frowned slightly as she stood on the stage and looked down at the group of masked fools.
"What are you all looking at us for? Keep playing the music and dancing!"
As soon as these words came out, some of the dazed Masked Fools also realized the true identity of the white-haired loli. The tavern suddenly became noisy again. Someone stood up and shouted at Aha:
"Boss, why are you like this today?"
"You don't understand. It's obvious that the boss has found a new way to amuse himself."
The white-haired girl spread her arms like dancing on the stage, and smiled with a happy arc on her lips:
"Ahaha has been treated as a joke and has become like this, but isn't this even funnier?"
Hearing that their own Star God was being treated as a joke, the Masked Fools in the audience not only did not feel shaken or resentful at all, but instead they all started laughing. The entire tavern was instantly filled with a happy atmosphere!
"Haha, the boss is also treated as a joke one day, this is really fun!"
"Aha, Boss is so fun!"
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