Sun in the Star Iron, my marshal mother

[Option 2: I am the famous Emperor Gong Siming and Thousand Hands Medicine King dual-class senior agent, codenamed Pangolin! Sell out some of the Ten Kings' information and infiltrate the Medicine King's top management... Reward: Skill [What did Pangolin say]

[What did the Pangolin say]: After activating this skill, the user can designate a unit, and no one else except that unit will be able to hear the user's voice by any means. 】

[Option 3: I come to the Medicine King Secret to do only three things: Thrash, Thrash, and fucking Thrash! Give a speech and press conference to promote the "Slaanesh" culture, and get different rewards based on the degree of task completion.]

That's why killing my way through here will cause [Break the Breath], Aha, do you want me to become King Hassan?

After complaining in his heart, Lin En quickly caught up with Green Daisy, who had pulled away from him, and said impatiently:

"Family, let's get started, I can't wait!"

"No problem. It just so happens that the brothers have been looking forward to it for a long time."

After turning a few corners, Green Daisy brought Lin En to a square. Twenty to thirty Medicine King cultivators were sitting in groups of two or three chatting in the square. For a cult hidden in the dark, this was already a very considerable number of people.

Walking up to the high platform, Lin En looked down at the numerous medicinal plant growers below the stage with his eyes shining.

Damn, I've never seen so many Medicine King cultivators at once in my life. If we capture all ten of them, the company will have to complete decades of KPIs directly, and we can also give out a lot of year-end bonuses.

However, for the sake of the system's reward, Lin En temporarily suppressed the idea of ​​arresting all these little cuties and sending them to the Ten Kings Division to jail. He raised his hand high, stretched out three fingers and shouted:

"I came to Medicine King Secret Teachings to do only three things!"

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Lynn continued to shout loudly:

"Thrush, thrush, and fucking thrush!"

Such a straightforward and concise opening statement inevitably caused the herbalists in the audience to fall into silence for a moment, but it was followed by deafening cheers.

"Teacher Mao Yu insulted the Demon Bow's ancestor in his book. Teacher Mao Yu is the most rude person in the world!"

"Teacher Mao Yu, we respect your teeth!"

"I'd rather die than tremble!"

With his arms raised high, enjoying the admiration and cheers of the crowd, Lynn, who had long since discarded the useless thing called shame, officially began his speech.

“Thank you all for your support. Today I want to talk to you about why I created the work Demon Bow Disaster Ancestor Explosive Shooting Compassionate Medicine King. From the perspective of the Demon Bow followers, I will briefly discuss what is SeSe and what is Explosive Shooting.”

"Teacher Mao Yu, please guide us!"

Lin En raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, then sat down in front of the chair prepared by Blue Daisy, pointed his finger and said loudly:

"What do the Xianzhou people think is the source of the evil bow disaster?

It's Sese, right? "

Ignoring the confused audience, Lin En continued his speech with his head shaking:

“So the word is explosive shooting, and I often say that the word explosive shooting has a secret.

Explosive shot, did you shoot? Explosive shot~

Did it really shoot? Explosive shooting~

Are you really cool? Shoot~

I asked him if he really shot it. He shot it!

Look, did you ejaculate? A burst of ejaculation~"

As if he felt that the dry speech was a bit obscure and difficult to understand, Lin En asked Blue Daisy to help him project the screen of the notebook behind him. While pointing at the screen of Arashi Explosive Pharmacist, he gave his academic speech with a serious face.

"Explosive shooting is very powerful. It is not a tangible entity in a narrow sense. So when you read "The Song of the Emperor's Bow", it talks about a jade belt piercing through the sea of ​​clouds, and an arrow shot through the stars. The sky is filled with terrifying waves and lightning, and the ground is filled with ink and thunder. The shadow of the arrowhead falls on the moon of the three mountains, and the sound of the arrowhead rises high in the wind of the hundred valleys.

Please note that the whole article is about the demon bow ancestor shooting Suihuang, Jianmu, Qiongsang and Xukong. That is to say, the people of Xianzhou have also inherited the spirit of shooting and blasting/explosive shooting, and everything depends on shooting and blasting!

We, the brothers who cultivated the plants, also came from the Immortal Boat, and converted to Fengmen in a sudden enlightenment. Explosive shooting is the truth, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about even if we want to shoot the pharmacist!"

After saying these words of "great wisdom appears foolish", Lin En spread his hands and waited for questions from the audience. Most of the Herbal King cultivators had an expression of confusion but awe. Only the Green Daisy, who seemed to have a high status, stood up in a solemn silence and looked at Lin En seriously.

"Teacher Mao Yu, I have benefited a lot from your speech, but I still have a very serious question to ask you that concerns both your and my positions."

Is it finally here?

Hearing this, Lin En's expression turned serious. He knew that Qing Chudaisy, a junior executive of the Medicine King Secret Sect, could not trust a stranger like him so easily. The next step might be a real test and difficulty. If things went wrong, he might have to perform a show of defeating the entire Medicine King Secret Sect by himself.

Under Lin En's solemn gaze, Qing Chu Daisy walked up to the stage and raised her hand high, pointing at the pharmacist on the projected notebook screen, and shouted at Lin En with a fanatical look:

"Teacher Mao Yu, your book is indeed very impressive, but what I cannot accept is why you drew the Medicine King with flat chest?!!"

Lynn: “Ah?”

"I say, why did you draw the Medicine King with flat breasts?"

Under Lin En's somewhat dazed gaze, Green Daisy continued to shout loudly with a look of grief and indignation:

“Although I know that the Medicine King is indeed the image drawn by you, Mr. Mao Yu, but since it is a second creation, why not be more open and create it in a form that can better reflect the Medicine King’s broad compassion and love for all things!

I think that if we want to use this book to attract outsiders to join our Medicine King Secret Teachings, both pear and love are indispensable!

A book cannot be without big breasts, just like Luofu cannot be without Jianmu! "

"Ms. Blue Daisy is right! Long live big breasts!"

"Pawpaw! Flat breasts are the best!"

"Haha, your breasts are not big, not huge, but small and flat. So ridiculous!"

As the audience was in chaos due to their different opinions, Lin En, who was scolded by Green Daisy, also got angry and pointed at Green Daisy's nose and cursed:

"Who made you like this? Azur Lane?"

"what?"

Before Green Daisy could react, Lynn's attack followed closely.

"In the current breast enhancement industry, the unhealthy trend of 'bigger is better' is rampant. I think that if 'big breasts' are over-interpreted, it can easily become the opposite of beauty. According to the relevant knowledge of medical theory and proportion, overly large breasts are a manifestation of both unhealthy and uncoordinated appearance."

At this point, Lin En turned to the audience, raised his hands and shouted:

"Wake up, you ignorant virgins who keep shouting that the bigger the pussies, the better!

It is different from those unreasonably huge breasts whose nipples are bigger than their heads, and it is also different from the completely flat steel flat chests like Hu Tao, 45 Sister, and Hua Mama.

The most perfect breasts are those that are moderate, upright, and round. Only in this way, whether it is the beautiful arc outlined when wearing clothes or the small size that can be covered by the palm when really touched, can it bring the greatest pleasure and desire to men! "

Amid Lynn's impassioned shouts, both Green Daisy and the Herbal King growers in the audience fell silent, nodding thoughtfully as they continued to listen to Lynn's speech.

“I have a dream!

I dream that one day, the Medicine King Secret Society will stand up and truly realize the true meaning of its creed: "Let all sentient beings obtain what they desire! Use selfless love and devotion to save all suffering people!"

I dream that one day, under the Jianmu of Luofu, players of Azur Lane will be able to sit at the same table with players of Azur Files and share the brotherhood.

I dream that one day, everyone can put aside the so-called big breasts and small breasts dispute, appreciate the book with the purest erotic heart, and enjoy the thrill and joy! "

At this moment, it seemed as if holy light was pouring down from the sky, and Lin En, with his arms raised high, was bathed in this light, appearing extremely sacred and noble.

Lin En's eyes seemed to be filled with Buddha's light, saving all living beings, and he smiled and said:

“Take refuge in the sethe and enjoy the joy.

Amen. "

“Take refuge in the sethe and enjoy the joy.

Amen. "

As if they were enlightened by the Buddha, everyone couldn't help but murmur and repeat what Lin En said, all of them with serene expressions and as if they were blessed by the Buddha.

As the representative of the big breasts faction, Blue Daisy also knelt on the ground with all four limbs, bowed her head and said:

"Thanks to Master Mao Yu for your enlightenment. I was too extreme in the past and failed to comprehend the all-embracing kindness and beauty of the Compassionate Medicine King."

"No problem. It is a good thing that you can turn back from your mistakes. My Lord is merciful and will surely forgive you."

After helping Green Daisy up, Lin En turned around and faced everyone again. He smiled, sighed silently, and thought it was wonderful.

It seems like this is another successful scam. It turns out that those who believe in cults are all somewhat mentally ill, or is it that my ventriloquism skills are too high?

Forget it, now that I’ve fooled people, it’s time to reap the profits.

And just like that, Mr. Mao Yuyangru’s first meeting and sales event in Xianzhou Luofu officially began.

.........

[Mission completed, score: S

Congratulations on getting 1 Hextech Chest. Dear summoner, please find a way to get the Hextech Key (Note: The key needs to be synthesized with three key fragments)

Please click the [Great] button to close this panel. 】

"Aha, are you serious?"

Lin En, who completed the task along the way, was walking home, looking at the reward issued by the system in silence, while the white-haired little Lolita who followed him smiled and shook the small wooden board in her hand, and the words on it changed accordingly.

[Haha, of course I’m just kidding.]

How could you do something that would make you lose favor if Aha likes you so much? 】

"hehe"

[Congratulations on obtaining the skill [Elemental Vision]

[Elemental Vision]: The user can enter the elemental vision and see traces of the elements. 】

"Are you playing Star Rail or Genshin Impact? Why don't you just give me the full Witcher senses so I can go rummage through boxes and search for stuff someday."

After making a casual complaint, Lynn closed his eyes slightly for a moment to expand his elemental vision, and when he opened his eyes again, the whole world was dyed with new colors.

Unlike using the Eye of Truth to observe the world directly from a higher-dimensional perspective, some colors that were previously invisible have emerged in the original field of vision. The most conspicuous one is undoubtedly the verdant wind element. Lin En, who has Wendy's "Eye of God", also has a good affinity for the wind element. Other elements are somewhat difficult to observe.

All in all, it's a very interesting skill that may come in handy someday.

While adapting to his new abilities, Lin En bought some dinner and went home. However, when he opened the door, he found Xier sitting in the yard in a daze with a lost look on her face. She didn't react at all when she saw him come back.

"Fuck, Xier, why are you acting like a woman? It's not even twelve o'clock yet, why are you so emo?"

Lin En pulled out a stool from his personal space and sat down next to Xier. He pushed the girl's shoulder and handed her a string of tri-color dumplings as she turned her head.

Xier looked at Lin En with some melancholy, took the three-colored dumpling and ate it in small bites, and sighed after a long time:

"Um, Linn, am I stupid?"

"Well, you actually realized it?"

"How to talk!"

Hitting Lin En's shoulder with her little fist in annoyance, Xier sighed and continued:

“I know I’m not smart, but I’m not as smart as a weird robot bird.

I was so kind and wanted to help those two kids named Xiao Shuai and Xiao Mei, but I ended up being mocked by the robot bird named Da Zhuang because I couldn’t answer their math problems... I was so angry!"

Chapter 4: The beginning of crisis and the cute little bird (k)

Liuyundu and Jiyufang.

"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twist your neck... I just said the last part casually, I didn't ask you to really twist your neck!"

Leaning against the sign of [Heyun Logistics], Lin En was guiding Xier to adjust the navigation compass.

Lin En saw that Xier was hit hard by the setback of her kindness yesterday, so she brought her here today to experience her usual work so that Xier could regain some confidence. However, Lin En still overestimated Xier's brain.

He had clearly chosen the simplest one among the navigation compass, the flowing light in the box, and the Dayan Wanxiang, but why Xier still couldn't understand it.

"Xi'er, use your brain! This is a very simple math problem. Use your spatial imagination!"

As Lin En shouted, Xier, who had been turning the compass left and right for a long time without being able to reset it, was startled. She took her hands off the compass and gave up the operation. After a while, she managed to utter a few words:

"I'm sorry...Xi'er didn't do anything..."

"Forget it, I'll do it."

Lin En pushed Xi'er aside helplessly and started to operate it himself. While turning the compass, he also took the time to continue trying to teach Xi'er:

"Look, you have to do this first, then this, and finally this. Do you understand?"

Xi'er: "Aba Aba Aba?"

Seeing that Xi'er didn't seem to be enlightened at all, Lin En became a little anxious, and his voice unconsciously rose two degrees:

"That's not it. Listen to me carefully. You have to do this first, and then this... Hey, why don't you understand? Look, I opened it like this!"