"Xiao En...!!!"
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"At least let me rest for a while, friend~"
"You still call me friend?"
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"Let me rest for a while, dear~"
Chapter 4: Lin En: Use the King-level Honkai Beast's impact on Aha (k)
The morning sunlight is always especially soft.
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"Well~~ stop messing around, let me take a nap..."
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Compared to Xiao Que'er, Lin En was much more energetic. He was pinching the girl's soft little face and teasing her:
"Still sleeping. You'll be late for work soon."
"Who do you think you blame?"
Qingque originally wanted to show her aggressiveness, but after she said it, it sounded more like she was acting coquettishly. In the end, she could only open her little mouth angrily and bite Lin En's shoulder, but because she didn't have the strength, she changed to a gentle lick.
"Okay, okay, I'll ask for leave from Master Taibu for you."
"That's pretty much it."
Seeing that Lin En had picked up the jade tablet and started knocking it, Qingque finally loosened his mouth with satisfaction and curled up in the quilt to take a nap.
However, just after closing her eyes, the girl felt something was wrong. She quickly leaned over to look at the message Lin En sent to Fu Xuan. Then, her eyes went dark and she fell back.
"How can you talk like that?"
"Any questions?"
Lin En looked at the chat history again with a puzzled look on his face and felt that his performance was flawless.
[Qingque: Dean, we had a lot of fun last night, and I touched you today~
Fu Xuan: I just told you yesterday that I wanted to... No, you are Lin En?
Qingque: Hey, I’ve been discovered.
Fu Xuan: How could Qingque's jade omen be... Forget it, I will make an exception today and approve it.
Qingque: The dean is the best. I will definitely get Judas out for you someday.
Fu Xuan: Oh, let’s not talk about Qingque’s matter for now. But I was bored last night and did some calculations with my fingers. My magical eyes could see the secret and I saw that you must have big breasts!
Greenbird: ....
[Fu Xuan pulled back a message]
Fu Xuan: This is a very bad omen! A very bad omen! I made a typo by mistake!
Qingque: I understand. Qingque's smart input method is similar. But Master Taibu, don't force it. The small one is also very cute~
Fu Xuan: Go to hell! 】
Qingque, feeling exhausted, gave up the idea of arguing with Lin En and lay down again to catch up on his sleep. He hardly got any sleep last night, and if he didn't get some sleep today, he really wouldn't be able to hold on.
"Woo, don't bother me. I'm going to degenerate into a salted fish and lie in bed all day."
Miss Xianyu said this and huddled into the quilt without making any sound.
Lin En, feeling refreshed, did not continue to bother the exhausted girl, but got up and went to the bathroom to wash up. When he came out of the bathroom again, he ran into Xier who was holding a piece of bread and a glass of goat milk.
Xier, wearing a baggy T-shirt that revealed her long white legs and slippers, moved slowly in the living room. She looked a little haggard, and her long dark blue hair that fell to her waist was messy, as if she had not woken up yet.
"Good morning, I'm glad you're still so energetic."
Xier greeted Lin En weakly.
Although Xier had only been in Luofu for a few days, with the support of Lin En, she had gotten used to the life of having no worries about food and clothing and going shopping. Her daily workload was pitifully small, and she had become a lot lazier than before.
It’s not that Xier fell for the sugar-coated bullet too quickly, but she really couldn’t find anything to do in Luofu. If it weren’t for the “kind” Lin En who assigned her a daily task of selling notebooks to help her realize her own life value, she would really have become a parasite.
"Xi'er, Xi'er, how could you be so depraved and get up so late? Have you completed the KPI I gave you?
Where did your enthusiasm for work when you first came to Xianzhou go?"
Hearing Lin En's sigh of disappointment, Xi'er couldn't help but roll her eyes at him:
"Isn't it your fault? If you guys hadn't made so much noise last night, I wouldn't have been able to sleep and woke up so late today."
"The first rule of the Luofu workplace is that subordinates are not allowed to kiss their superiors!"
As he spoke righteously, Lin En reached out and snatched the bread from Xier's hand.
"As punishment for your insubordination, your breakfast belongs to me. Go to the kitchen and get it again."
Xier, who was born in a poor family, still had some instincts that were hard to change even after coming to Luofu. She got angry the moment her food was taken away, and even used the long-unseen Beloberg* curse:
"I'm so pissed off, I'm going to fuck you... woooo!!!"
Without waiting for Xier to finish her words, Lin En rolled up the bread slice he had just bitten into a ball and stuffed it into Xier's mouth to stop her from speaking. The latter's face turned red instantly, but her long-developed instinct made her unwilling to waste food. She could only glare at Lin En fiercely while chewing this "bread ball".
Meanwhile, Lin En had already sat on the sofa, calmly enjoying the breakfast he had snatched away, with a triumphant smile on his face:
"The second rule of the Luofu workplace is that subordinates are not allowed to swear before their superiors do."
"Where do these weird rules come from?"
Muttering unhappily, Xier sat down next to Lin En angrily and watched the morning news with him while sharing the bag of breakfast bread - she would not give her breakfast to others.
"Good morning, Luofu Xianzhou, yesterday..."
Xier didn't quite understand what was on the morning news, so she used her little brain to find a topic to talk about.
"By the way, where is that girl named Qingque? Why hasn't she woken up yet? And you actually like this, it feels a little dangerous."
"I advise you not to jump to conclusions just because you don't know the people of Xianzhou!"
Hearing Xi'er calling Qingque, Lin En couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Don't underestimate Qingque because of his small stature. But if we really measure age among you Beloberg, only Svarro is older than Qingque."
"What, Mr. Swarovski?"
Hearing Swarovski's name in this situation, Xier cried out in disbelief.
Xier was not surprised that Lin En knew about Swarovski, but he actually compared Swarovski's age with Qingque?
"How is that possible? She is so small."
As she spoke, Xier stood up and measured her chest with her hands, measuring Qingque's height based on her memory, and complained:
"That's it. Clara is taller than her even without shoes."
"What's the big deal?"
Lin En slightly shifted his gaze away from Xier's dazzlingly white thighs.
"Boss Qingque, Fu Xuan, who is one of the most powerful people in Luofu, is about this high.
They are just a little short in height, but their abilities are really amazing, and their ages are also very legal, older than the ages of your entire family combined, so please don't have any unnecessary misunderstandings about me."
Although Xier wanted to say that she was the only one in her family and there was no one else who could be added to her, but when she thought about it, since she was already twenty years old, Qingque must be legal, so she could only sit back on the sofa with some doubts.
After eating and drinking, and being urged by Lin En to wash up, the hardworking Xier began a hard day's work.
First, he transformed into Sonar and stuffed enough notebooks into the ring, then he put on a black windbreaker and sunglasses, and then he dragged the Golden Wolf who had been playing games all night out of the room and stuffed him into the Heavy Armored Bunny. Then, the notebook superman Xierxia, who had recently become famous in Luofu, made his debut.
Seeing Xier start the heavy-duty rabbit with ease and rush out of the yard, and then speed up to more than 400 kilometers per hour as soon as he got on the street, Lin En felt particularly relieved.
How should I put it? I feel like Xiao Xier has finally grown up. The girl who was so timid that she couldn't even bring herself to say "sell notebooks" has now been able to stand on her own under his tireless and patient teaching.
"I really taught well, so I'll reward myself... Never mind, I'll just leave it to Xiao Que'er and not reward her."
After watching Xier disappear around the corner of the street, Lin En sat back on the sofa. Aha, in loli form, had sat next to him at some point, her white silk calves that couldn't reach the ground swinging with a clatter.
[Aha is here to deliver rewards, be grateful! 】
Lin En glanced at the little white-haired girl who was proudly sticking out her chest, her face full of disdain.
"Heh, he's so proactive, he's definitely not a good person."
[Oh, Lin En found out. Ah Ha is so embarrassed. I am going to lose my pearls~]
The white-haired girl sobbed sadly, but smiled the next moment. The sudden change seemed a little crazy and morbid.
[Damn, damn, damn, here comes Aha’s reward. This is a magical tool that you will use later~]
With a posture and action that was simply a provocation to the most powerful legal department on the face of the earth, Aha took out the "reward" props that he had carefully prepared for Lin En. Although Lin En said that he didn't care, his body still turned around to look very honestly, and then he was immediately dumbfounded.
Aha was seen holding high in his hand an ordinary-looking red headband, which looked a bit like rabbit ears. At this moment, it was emitting a dazzling divine light, appearing extremely sacred and pure.
“This, could this be…!”
[Strange Item: Shuangge's Crown
He who wears the crown must bear its weight.
After putting on the headband, you are no longer a mortal. You will not be able to touch any worldly desires anymore, and you will not be able to get rid of your virginity until you die.
Effect: Gain the skills [Golden Rule] B-level, [Battleship Construction, Repair, Driving Mastery] A-level, [Virgin Savior] EX-level, all attributes +999 and at the same time gain the negative buff [Eternal Virginity]
The item has been bound. If the person who binds it is not a virgin, it will be automatically destroyed. 】
"Shit, luckily I was decisive last night, otherwise I would have been screwed by you, a byd!"
Not to mention the magical skill called [Savior of Virgins], no matter how many attributes this equipment adds or how powerful the skills are, as long as they see the horrible negative buff, Lin En believes that few normal adult men will touch it.
Moreover, this strange object was fucking bound the moment Ah Ha took it out, which means that if he hadn't eaten Xiao Que'er clean last night and betrayed the sacred virgin class, he would have been forced to wear this headband and debut as the second generation of Shuang Ge!
"How cunning! Aha! You are really despicable now!"
[Tsk, superficial humans, who have never witnessed true joy, only care about these superficial desires. ]
"Heh, that's a nice thing to say. I hope you can still say that when I turn you into an Ahegao."
Faced with Ah Ha's ridicule, Lin En, who was almost trapped in virginity forever, also let himself go and spoke in a wild voice, which made Ah Ha stunned for a moment because of Lin En's speech.
A mortal is so bold as to want to penetrate the Star God. This is such a crazy and overconfident idea. It is really interesting. No mortal would really... Wait, is he serious?
After reading Lin En's consciousness, Ah Ha was stunned for a moment but couldn't help laughing. The white-haired loli squatted on the sofa, pointed at Lin En and smiled:
"??????, it's ok to lie to your brothers, but don't lie to yourself. You can't see through it even if you are given ten thousand Amber Eras, you are just a piece of trash~a piece of trash~"
"Oh, let's wait and see."
It's just bragging anyway, and you don't have to be responsible, so just brag to your heart's content.
The female ghost Aha crawled over and put her arm around Lin En's shoulders like a good friend. Although it looked particularly inappropriate for a white-haired loli to squat on the sofa and put her arm around the shoulder of a reliable adult man, Aha didn't care at all and continued to laugh:
"You are so arrogant, how about giving you a chance?"
"Well, are you going to try the impact of my Emperor-level Honkai Beast?"
Having said that, Lynn decided to give up.
"Don't even mention the Emperor level. Even the Judge level can't get in. I won't talk to you about this. I just thought of something fun."
This time, Ah Ha just waved his hand nonchalantly, and then continued:
“Look, how about this, you want to understand the Star God but you don’t have the power, while Aha has the power and wants to have fun.
Why don't we just give you all our power, and turn you into some [Slaanesh] star god, and then you can first kill that [Tongxie] Xipei to open my eyes and make me happy, and then you can do whatever you want with this body, how about it?"
Although Ah Ha offered a condition that was almost impossible to refuse and issued a system task at the same time, under the constraints of fate, Ah Ha would not be lying as long as he issued the task.
In other words, as long as Lin En nodded, he could really get almost all of Ah Ha's power, but as soon as Lin En saw the smirk on Ah Ha's face, he knew that this guy had no good intentions.
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