Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

After all, every time his grandmother Xixi appeared in the dream, she was very "evil" and smashed the "baby canteen" that Lin Xi had just expanded a little bit with great difficulty, and she was also extremely crazy and showed off countless "free meals"!

And every time after being caught and shown off by his grandmother Xixi's wife in a dream, Lin Xi would always inexplicably feel that his dream seemed a little too real when he woke up the next day.

It was as if Nai Xixi’s wife had really shown off a “baby canteen meal” to him in real life!

After being caught cheating by Xiaoya while tutoring Qibao, Qibao, with his current shamelessness, seemed to have forgotten the pain as if the wound had healed. He once again came to Lin Xi with tears in his eyes and wanted her, the top student who had a doctorate degree in theoretical courses, to continue tutoring him.

Since Lin Xi really hoped that Kiana, a fool who was always unwilling to put in effort, could pass the exam smoothly, and his nature of being a wife-loving man came into play again.

After Qibao begged Lin Xi three times, Lin Xi finally agreed to the tutoring request with great reluctance.

However, this time, in order to ensure that Xie Qibao could correct his attitude, Lin Xi directly set the tutoring location in the library of St. Freya Academy!

In this occasion that is almost completely open to all students of St. Freya Academy, even if Qibao wanted to lose her temper, she would obviously not throw herself down in the library in front of so many people, right?

Although Kiana still wanted to be alone with Xiao Xier, she looked at her terrible theoretical grades in biology class.

Naturally, he had no choice but to accept it and go to the library, a place where he couldn't openly hang out with Xiao Xier, to work on his academic performance which was far from passing.

As the annual exams were approaching, the library, a holy place for review, was naturally almost full of Saint Freya's Valkyries who wanted to cram for the exams.

After all, there are only about one or two weeks left before the Valkyrie assessment begins. If you don't hurry up and study the review materials, you might fail the exam. That would be really sad!

The most typical "tragic figure" among these failed members is naturally a certain white-haired ball of shit who ranks among the top in practical exams every year, but is always stuck at the B-class Valkyrie level and unable to complete the rating and promotion because of some problems with the theoretical exams!

After all, looking at the entire St. Freya Academy, Kiana is the only one who is clearly qualified to be promoted to A-class Valkyrie based on her merits and combat abilities.

But he was still stuck for a whole year on this simple theoretical test, which he would not have failed if he had listened to the lectures seriously!

For Kiana, the most difficult thing for her to accept in the past two years is that she had implicated her two teammates.

After all, as members of a team that carries out missions together, Kiana, as the captain, always gets the lion's share of the credit.

But even if Mei and Bronya got a small share, they had already met the promotion criteria long ago due to the merits they had accumulated from so many large-scale missions over the years.

As good students, Mei and Bronya have always been ranked second and third in the Valkyrie Academy in terms of theoretical exams and practical performance classes, second only to class leader Fu Hua!

However, in terms of theoretical knowledge, Lin Xi, who performed extremely well in the theoretical exam, had to be excluded.

After all, the theoretical exam scores for Logistics Valkyrie account for the vast majority, so the difficulty of Lin Xi's theoretical exam is naturally much higher than that of Kiana.

Lin Xi's theoretical examination results naturally improved step by step from an above-average level to the absolute top of the entire St. Freya Academy's theoretical examinations after he perfectly inherited Dr. Mobius's knowledge!

Even because of Lin Xi's exaggerated theoretical test scores and the many substantial contributions he made to the Tianming Organization, before every theoretical test, many Valkyrie students who were not very confident of passing the test would simply put up Lin Xi's photo and worship him as the "God of Learning".

Lin Xi had even heard more than once that someone in the academy had put his photo on a table, and then placed an orange underneath as an offering, praying to this "god of study" to bless him so that he would pass every exam.

But after praying, many people who practiced metaphysics and came to cram for the exam actually passed the exam!

So much so that the strange "custom" of worshipping "Xiao Xi'er" before the exam, which was incomprehensible to Lin Xi, actually became widely spread within St. Freya Academy...

Therefore, letting Lin Xi, the "god of learning", personally provide one-on-one theoretical knowledge tutoring to Kiana is already the last trump card that Hanhan Qibao can think of to pass the exam!

If she still can't pass the exam... then at least in St. Freya's Academy, there should be no one who can help Kiana pass the exam, right?

Just when Kiana and Lin Xi finally started to review conscientiously in the library.

At this moment, the cuckolded Archbishop Otto, who is at the headquarters of Savior, has arranged for his most useful tool, Sister Tazi, to go to St. Freya Academy to observe whether Kiana's current condition is suitable for implementing the plan.

Then, Sister Tazi, who is currently the "second-best Theresa solo pusher in the world", was naturally very unsportsmanlike and deliberately called before leaving to "tiao xi" Theresa, who was old but still looked like a little baby.

Lin Xi, who had spent a whole day in the library cramming theoretical knowledge with Silly Qibao, was finally able to return to the Valkyrie dormitory, which was actually Teacher Ji Zi's villa, in the evening, feeling extremely tired.

After Lin Xi had slept alone last night but felt as if someone had treated him to a free meal, he decided to take precautions today to prevent himself from having strange dreams.

Lin Xi also followed the "old rules" and deliberately did not lock the door before going to bed tonight.

This action of accidentally "leaving a crack in the door" was naturally a small hint that Lin Xi tacitly agreed that he could allow some future wives to climb into his bed tonight.

After all, during this year, Lin Xi had locked the door more than once, but in the end one of his wives who had a special way of opening the door still forced her way into his bed!

Since people would be able to break in regardless of whether he locked the door or not, Lin Xi simply made this tacit rule clear to every future wife who might come to attack him at night.

This rule means that if Lin Xi locks the door, it means that she does not want to be forced to sleep in someone's arms or legs today.

And if Lin Xi didn't lock the door, then the first person who came in that day could lock the door and get the chance to sleep with "Xiao Xier" as a close-fitting pillow for the whole night.

After all, Lin Xi still has some time to go before he turns 18.

Even though Lin Xi's future wives would come to climb into his bed, they all liked Xiao Xi'er to the point of being a little pathological.

But naturally no one dared to touch this bad luck when something like this happened, which forcibly took away Xiao Xier's virginity before she turned 18.

After all, once this thing is really done, there is a high possibility that terrible consequences will occur, such as being blacklisted by Xiao Xier on the spot.

If the situation gets more serious, the story itself might be cut short on the spot due to some "force majeure" that "you know"!

Just as Lin Xi changed into her nightgown and got into bed, she lay on her side and slowly closed her eyes.

At this moment, Lin Xi was also wondering whether the person who would crawl into his bed tonight would be Teacher Jizi, Meiyi's wife, or some silly Qibao...

And according to the usual development, I should hear the subtle sound of a door opening soon.

Then, the future wife that he has reserved will skillfully and consciously come up to him and hug his slender waist.

Then Lin Xi was able to get some attention from his wives while maintaining his pure and cute personality by looking shy and saying no with his mouth but being very honest with his body.

But this time, Lin Xi clearly hadn't heard the familiar sound of the door opening.

A beautiful girl who Lin Xi felt extremely familiar with seemed to appear behind him out of thin air and stuck closely behind Lin Xi!

[Eh? Was the door opening noise so quiet today? How come I didn't hear any sound at all? My wife was already in place today? ]

Emmm...but judging from the elasticity of this thing behind me that is of the right size, is the wife who came here today actually Qibao’s wife?

But just when Lin Xi subconsciously thought that his wife who came close to him would hug his slender waist as usual and then fall asleep like this.

But Lin Xi never expected that Qi Bao, who was sticking behind him today, had originally blue eyes that were now flashing with a strange golden light.

[Sister Xi'er's food is still as delicious as ever! Then let me give my stupid and kind personality a wave of incredible benefits! ]

The corners of Kiana's mouth were curled up wildly at this moment, revealing a hint of "evil" feeling that was a little uncontrollably "evil"!

So...

Qibao had apparently seemed quite honest to Lin Xi the last time.

This time, the claws should have been on the slender waist that felt great after being blessed by talent, but after slowly passing behind Lin Xi, they suddenly accelerated... It can be said that the purpose was very clear and they directly "suppressed" Lin Xi's "baby canteen expanded to D-level scale" that he thought had not been "officially opened" for a long time! ! !

“Ah! o(*////｀Д′////*)q!!!!!!”

In an instant, the cute Lin Xi, who was pretending to be fast asleep, was "beaten" by this unethical sneak attack and started "wailing" on the spot!

Chapter 153 Xilin's Night Attack? Qibao Takes the Blame【4K】

"Ouch~ Kiana! What are you doing (≧△≦). zzz!"

Because the "D-level baby cafeteria" opened by his own family was inexplicably "beaten" viciously by Kiana, the restless bad guy.

At this moment, the lovely Lin Xi instantly turned into a steam princess. In a moment of desperation, the tone of her voice became inexplicably "Kuang".

At this moment, little Xilin, who had silently teleported to Lin Xi's room by briefly invoking the power of space, really wanted to go straight to the ear of her most beloved "Sister Xier" and talk to her about her lonely and miserable life for so many years.

Even if we could just hold down "Sister Xier" on the spot like we did decades ago, and show off several "baby cafeteria meals" in front of her...

Even if little Xilin would die because of this, she would probably be able to face death with a smile!

It’s a pity that in the original trajectory of fate, the plot that would allow little Xilin to officially appear in front of Lin Xi as Xilin has obviously not yet reached the corresponding plot time node.

Therefore, at this stage, Xiao Xilin must not blatantly reveal her true identity in front of Lin Xi.

After all, if Lin Xi were to realize too early that the characters in the simulation could actually come to him in reality, the butterfly effect of this incident would be extremely terrifying.

There is even a high probability that some plans that were originally designed without risks will suddenly give rise to unexpected changes.

So at the moment when Lin Xi asked the question, Xiao Xilin, who had just satisfied her urge to masturbate again after many years, immediately pretended that her control over her body had come to an end.

He instantly returned to Kiana's consciousness space and continued to pretend to be invisible.

As for this mess that is a little difficult to explain, I will naturally let myself, with my simple and kind personality, find a way to explain it to "Sister Xier" properly.

After all, this is the home court of this silly animal at this time.

So from now on, I can only... Please! Another me!

Suddenly, Xiao Xilin switched over without anyone noticing.

At this moment, Kiana's eyes had returned to their deep blue color, and the morbid ecstasy expression that originally belonged to Xiao Xilin instantly switched to a hentai evil smile that was "insect-like" like the face-changing of Sichuan Opera!

After all, when Xiao Xilin regained consciousness, Kiana naturally reached the stage in her original fate where she would gradually experience hallucinations and "sleepwalking" every time she fell asleep.

So in order to perfectly cover up her "evil" behavior, Xiao Xilin naturally took advantage of the time when Hanhan Qibao was too tired to fall asleep after a day of tutoring to make up a sweet dream for Kiana in which she hugged "Xiao Xier".

Then use Kiana's behavioral motivation of "reasonable sleepwalking" in the current plot.

And in this confused state where he didn't understand anything, even if Qibao "accidentally" touched a trace of the authority of the Ruler of the Void.

And "coincidentally" the space portal was opened on Lin Xi's bed.

That should be a very "reasonable" thing, right?

Anyway, when I'm in a dilemma, I just throw it all on Kiana's current "sleepwalking" situation, which can only be explained reluctantly...

Even if I really did it on purpose, there is no reason to blame it on myself, right?

And the facts were indeed the same as Xiao Xilin had guessed.

At this moment, Xiao Xilin specially weaved a very wonderful dream for Kiana.

In the dream, Kiana was holding the little Xier that she had been thinking about all the time and hugging her.

But at this moment, I inexplicably felt that the little Xier in my arms, who originally seemed a little weak, suddenly became so "real"!

"Xiao Xi'er...soft...smells good...hehehe...(ˉ﹃ˉ)"

So Kiana, who was in a half-asleep state, did not show any courtesy and increased the intensity of "beating" her lovely little Xier in the dream!

Poor little Xier was really speechless by Qibao's hentai behavior, which could be so hentai even in a dream.

Not only did he sleepwalk into my room, but he even caught this little cutie who was not even 18 years old and gave her a horrific beating!

Is this good?

This is not good!!!

Family, who understands! I just went to bed today and I encountered a shrimp head worm...

And the worst thing was that Lin Xi was somewhat shocked to find that his Qibao wife's "unethical" and "crazy beating" had "accidentally" broken the "warehouse lock" of his own "baby canteen food warehouse" which should have been locked well!

Although last night, there was indeed a "kind-hearted person" who "did good deeds without leaving a name" and helped Lin Xi relieve the "inventory" pressure of "billion" waves of "canteen meals" that were about to "explode" while Lin Xi was sleeping alone.

But in this collapsed real world, at least in Lin Xi's opinion, this was probably the first time that he was "beaten" by a wife in reality to the point that the "baby cafeteria food" was accidentally "spilled" out?

Lin Xi's originally clean nightgown was eventually "beaten" madly by her own Qibao wife in her dream, and the nightgown began to seep through and emit a sweet scent of "baby cafeteria food" that only Lin Xi herself could never smell.

At this moment, the cute little Xilin, who had made a fortune in silence, also quietly activated the synchronization of consciousness and senses, and also had the wonderful experience of "beating" her own "Sister Xier" several times!

It's a pity that little Xilin, the "baby canteen" who had just blatantly "beaten" her own "sister Xier" with her own consciousness, has already received a serious warning.

Otherwise, just by smelling this scent, little Xilin really wanted to seize control of Kiana's body right then and there and show off the "baby cafeteria food" to fill her little belly first!

But in order to have enough food in the future, it is still necessary for Xiao Xilin to endure for a while, slurp (ˉ﹃ˉ)!!!

As the smell of milk filled with the atmosphere of "you know" became stronger and stronger in the air, the strength with which Kiana beat Xiao Xier in the "dream" became more and more "terrifying".

So much so that the cute little Lin Xi, who was originally "beaten" to the point of "crying and sobbing".

During the process of being "violently treated", there was a moment of "snow gushing out like a spring" as if "the aorta was cut"!

This directly made the already snow-white nightgown even whiter for some "you know" reason!

After all, who made the "blood" left on poor Lin Xi when he was "beaten" turn out to be "nai white".

Anyway, don't ask too much. If you ask, it's just that I have a special physique, eh?~

And it seemed that Qibao's unbelievably good luck was at work.

It was obvious that Lin Xi deliberately left a "crack in the door" for the other wives tonight.

But poor little Lin Xi was caught in the arms of the silly Qi Bao and "beaten" viciously until the next morning.

However, none of Lin Xi's other wives in the collapsed real world had rushed in and caught Qi Bao in bed when Qi Bao got there first!