Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

But why are you calling me here so urgently? Is there something very important that you must explain to me in person?"

And after "Nanny Xixi" saw a certain "white-haired old guy" standing under the cherry tree again after ten thousand years, "Nanny Xixi", who had just escaped from trouble but had her most important interest disturbed by the other party in disguise, naturally could not put on a good attitude towards Kevin just because she had some intersection with the other party ten thousand years ago.

After all, any good face that "Nai Xixi" might put on would only be reserved for "his own stupid Xier wife" from beginning to end. Anyone who knows about the existence of "Nai Xixi" would obviously know it in every sense.

"Um... Has 'Him' reached the 'time' we are expecting?"

And after Kevin's signature long silence.

The taciturn old man Kevin finally asked coldly what he desperately wanted to get from "Nana Xixi", who had the authority to know some inside information!

"...Tsk! If it weren't for the fact that you guys don't have the same "privileges" as me.

For someone like you who is clearly begging for crucial information from me but keeps telling me to make fun of the Riddler, I have to give you a few big 13 bags first!"

When "Nana Xixi" heard the confusing remarks made by Old Ancestor Kevin, which were somewhat like the Riddler's, although she had expected this situation.

But now that she is being tortured by the "Riddler's Words", the hot-tempered "Nanny Xixi" really wants to cut Kevin, the stinky bastard who is not very good at talking, in half with the same sickle as she had torn the "maze" into pieces before!

As for "Nana Xixi" who relies on her own "privilege" to make sarcastic remarks without any politeness, Kevin, who is very "cold" in many senses, is the ancestor of Kaslana, a famous idiot bloodline.

Attributes inherited from ancestors such as "simple-minded but strong-limbed" must be more serious in this generation than one might imagine.

But fortunately, the guys in the Kaslana family are generally "not very smart or serious."

However, once the development of the situation suddenly involves matters concerning their own happiness in life, the people of the Kaslana family will suddenly become "enlightened" and a lot smarter at this critical moment.

Therefore, at this moment, "Nana Xixi"'s remarks with obvious hints were actually hinting at a key piece of information that was not difficult for Kevin to associate with through her attitude of speaking, "Do you still need to come to me in person to confirm such a simple question?"

Fortunately, Old Man Kevin is very clear in his mind that "certain things" cannot be made too clear in the face of the public, even if "Nanny Xixi" has "extra privileges" this time.

Therefore, Kevin's move was rare and smart at this "critical moment".

This also saves "Nanny Xixi" from having to go a step further and use some more "extreme" means to force Kevin to become smarter on the "physical level"!

"......Sorry. After all, in a situation like this, I might be better at talking..."

Old Ancestor Kevin, who had rarely understood the hidden meaning in "Naxixi's" words, couldn't help but feel a sense of extreme ecstasy when he learned that the development of things seemed to be much better than his worst expectation.

This backhand was like a sudden attack of Kaslana's silly blood, and she was about to "accidentally" expose some top-secret information that was obviously "not to be told to outsiders" during the open conversation! ! !

Nai Xixi: ━Σ(?Д?|||)━! ! !

It is clear that if we continue to allow Kevin, who is now somewhat speaking without thinking, to continue "outputting", there will probably be "billions" of very terrible consequences on the spot.

So before Kevin could subconsciously say some "taboos" that could not be mentioned openly at this stage...

Snapped! ! !

"Idiot! Think before you speak!!!"

At the critical moment, "Nanny Xixi" immediately used a lightning-fast big 13-bag to directly cover the face of Kevin, the "child" who was only more than years old, forcefully interrupting the opponent's "forbidden chant".

Regarding this action, Prometheus, the god of war who said to her face in the original destiny trajectory, "You should at least shed a tear for her", also silently gave "millions" of likes to "Nanny Xixi"'s slapping behavior!

Kevin, who was slapped in the face for no apparent reason, was also stunned for a while...

Fortunately, this ancestral Paramecium-level brain does not slow down even when it is hit or reminded by external forces.

So facing this strong slap in the face from "Nanny Xixi", not only did Kevin not dare to utter a word of rebuttal, but if the situation did not allow it, he would even have to thank "Nanny Xixi" for waking him up at this time!

"Ahem... Then I wonder how long it will take until the time is truly "right"?"

After being hit by Bai, Kevin, with the mark of the slap on his face still there, was trying to find out key information that "a critical moment" had not yet arrived.

Now, Old Ancestor Kevin, who is somewhat like the "Anxious King", also wants to see if he can find out the specific time node for carrying out the "subsequent key plan" from "Nanxixi", the "privileged person" in advance!

After all, Elder Kevin, who knew very limited information, actually only roughly confirmed that when the "time is ripe", he could start to implement this very one-sided information according to the "plan".

“When exactly is the time considered ‘ripe’?

Humph! Even I can’t guarantee the exact time point 100%... If I have to say, then I can only roughly feel that there is still a key piece of the puzzle missing from the moment you are expecting...”

As for Kevin’s question, “Naixixi” really can’t give a specific and accurate answer.

So this time he didn't deliberately make any indirect hints, but just spread his hands very straightforwardly and helplessly to indicate that he couldn't help in this regard.

After all, who made it so that the one who really had the ability and qualifications to do everything was the hopeless idiot from beginning to end?

Even when it comes to hoping that his silly wife Xier can fully awaken to "that level", "Nanny Xixi" herself is the one who truly cares the most!

After all, only when "Stupid Xier" awakens in the true sense, then the "Nana Xixi"'s goal of "Anyway, it's just what you know, hehehe" that has been pursued for a whole ten thousand years can have the possibility of being implemented in the real world...

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Chapter 295: Revenge for personal gain, Nii Xixi? [5K]

After hearing the answer from "Nana Xixi", he realized that he would still need to wait for a long time before he could officially start a "key plan" that was decided ten thousand years ago.

"Um... after all these years, you're still thinking about "that thing"?"

However, after realizing that "Nai Xixi" seemed to have the same urgent intention of hoping that "Lin Xi" could reach a certain level, Elder Kevin suddenly mentioned a topic that was considered a "taboo" for "Nai Xixi" personally.

“Ah? o(*////｀Д′////*)q!!??”

Even though "Nai Xixi"'s usual personality is that of a domineering beautiful girl who never cares about other people's opinions, she was suddenly exposed by a straight man like Kevin, who had been hiding a "taboo intention" in her heart that she had been coveting for a long time. This made "Nai Xixi" very classic on the spot and made a wave of Xier's limited edition [Huh?] emoticons that were almost carved out of the same mold as the "Nai Xixi" with long hair and summer clothes in the recent Sanbengzi animation.

This huge reaction, which was like trying to cover up one's own mistake, almost immediately exposed the extremely "evil and obscene" thoughts in "Nanxixi's" mind.

However, in terms of being tough-talking, even if we look at the entire Honkai world, I'm afraid he is only the second toughest character in the world, slightly inferior to the world's toughest-talking "Snake's Wife".

Naturally, "Nana Xixi" would never admit in public that she actually secretly had some ulterior motive towards "Xi'er", who was essentially another her.

Just to be on the safe side, although "Nai Xixi" did not say anything extra that could easily cause misunderstanding.

However, that warning look that was so fierce as if it wanted to kill someone was obviously warning Kevin, who accidentally saw through his "evil thoughts", to keep his mouth shut!

After all, who made his "stupid wife Xier"? Although in reality, "stupid Xier" did put himself, the undisputed "first wife", in the most important position, but for the "taboo" that "cannot be told to outsiders", his stupid wife is still more resistant than imagined?

However, the reason why "Nana Xixi" has been thinking about this "taboo" for tens of thousands of years and still has some evil intentions is naturally because in the very, very distant past, because her own "stupid Xier wife" did not understand and finally refused to leave some for herself... In short, everyone knows, everyone knows...

Although "Nanxixi" is already tens of thousands of years old, whenever the topic comes up with things related to "Him", he will still have overly intense emotional fluctuations, just like he did tens of thousands of years ago.

Knowing that it would not be good for him to completely anger "Nanny Xixi" at this time, Elder Kevin had to tactfully put this rather taboo topic aside for the time being under the overly emotional death gaze of "Nanny Xixi".

"Alas... Although the final plan has not yet been launched, judging from the fact that Tlaloc's Honkai energy reaction has completely disappeared, the being who inherited the power of the Ruler of Reason will surely come to us on his own initiative in no time.

However, you should also be aware that this inheritor has finally reached this point today by following the backup plan left by "Him".

So how exactly are you going to face this successor who seems to be more hostile to you than you imagined?"

At this moment, he suddenly sensed that the Honkai energy reaction of the Judgment-level Honkai Beast Tlaloc, who could be considered half his younger brother, had completely disappeared.

Elder Kevin, who also had his own "exclusive script", conveyed this established fact directly to "Nanxixi" in a very calm tone.

After all, according to Kevin's "exclusive script", there is a short plot point that requires a face-to-face negotiation with "Little Angel Xier" in the original destiny trajectory.

But considering that "Nai Xixi"'s hatred for his "stupid wife Xier" is so terrifying and obvious that everyone who knows that there is such a person as "Nai Xixi" is very, very clear about this!

So even if Kevin knew that the afternoon should develop according to the script, he still had to ask "Nana Xixi" for her personal opinion first.

"Humph! For my idiot's sake, I can spare the life of this damn duck, but I can't escape the death penalty.

What's more, if there haven't been enough hardships along the way, how can one be qualified to have a relatively friendly ending?

So Captain Kevin, who is very good at fighting, should have an idea of ​​how to deal with this duck, right? "

After hearing what Kevin said, it was clear that he wanted him to consider Bronya as a new emerging force against Honkai, so he hoped that he would not kill her just because of her "privilege".

But Kevin obviously underestimated the status of "Stupid Xier Wife" in "Grandma Xixi's" heart.

It is no exaggeration to say that even if "Nanny Xixi" may have all kinds of feelings in her heart, as long as "Stupid Xier" has directly participated in the design of key plans and designs, "Nanny Xixi" will still choose to follow "Stupid Xier's" arrangements in the end.

But even if "Nanny Xixi" can suppress her temper and force herself to accept the final result, but under the premise of ensuring that the final result can be achieved, it is also very reasonable for her to make the "process" leading to the result a little more bumpy, right?

"..."

As for "Nai Xixi", it is obvious that just in terms of age, she is already a veteran who is tens of thousands of years old.

But once it comes to certain things, "Nanny Xixi" can still be childish like a little kid who has not grown up and wants to play "public revenge" and other "small-minded" tricks on herself.

It has to be said that such "small-minded" behavior made the old man Kevin, who was not good at speaking, speechless on the spot.

So, old man Kevin, who originally disdained bullying the weak, finally nodded silently under the coercion of "Nanny Xixi".

After all, Kevin himself knows very well that he has a lot of things to do in the future, and he has to rely on "Nanny Xixi", a "privileged person", to take care of him.

This is like a person who wants to ask a leader for help in sorting out relationships, but the "leader" suddenly arranges a small favor for you that is definitely within your ability and asks you to implement it first. Who can refuse this?

After all, if you are not willing to help with such a small favor, what if the "stingy" "leader Nai Xixi" gets angry and starts secretly making things difficult for you behind your back?

After all, no matter what, Old Ancestor Kevin is also an "old guy" who knew about "Nanny Xixi" tens of thousands of years ago.

Compared to reasoning or negotiating with "Nana Xixi", a beautiful girl who becomes a little petty and extremely domineering once "Xi'er" is involved, Old Ancestor Kevin would even rather kill a few Herrschers!

"Hmph! You're smart... You can use this Desire Gem as a power bank for now, so I'll just give it to you.

If that duck dares to come over... I can ignore breaking its arms and legs for now, but I must make arrangements to beat this duck up on the spot!

Then I will let my "Stupid Xier" meet you briefly according to the plan. As for what to say and what not to say... understand?"

"......Um."

Seeing that Old Ancestor Kevin had finally agreed to her request of "doing the best she can" in his own unique way, "Nanny Xixi" quickly revealed a very satisfied smile.

After all, who could have made it possible for the two people standing under the cherry tree and talking at this moment to have fought side by side for a period of time tens of thousands of years ago when they could call each other "comrades-in-arms"?

Therefore, she knew very well in her heart that Kevin was an "honest man" who was willing to take on any challenge. As long as the other party could confirm that he had agreed to the task, "Nanxixi" would naturally be willing to believe that the other party would honestly fulfill the requirements he had promised.

"Then... let's temporarily hand the stage back to my little fool."

After explaining what she wanted to explain, "Nana Xixi's" pupils, which were originally sparkling with ruby ​​light, suddenly switched to a clear blue color like the blue waves of the ocean.

Although it stands to reason that at this moment "Nai Xixi" already has the capital to suppress "Lin Xi"'s dormant consciousness forever, in the end, she still gave the control of her body to Lin Xi.

However, because the main consciousness of "Lin Xi" Xier Benxi had been stabilized in a state of continuous sleep by "Nai Xixi" through special spiritual means.

Therefore, at the first moment when the consciousness switch was completed, the main consciousness belonging to "Lin Xi" was still in a confused state, as if he had just woken up.

And when she clearly sensed that the innate meihuo and superb physical aura that belonged to "Nana Xixi" suddenly disappeared completely in the blink of an eye.

Accompanied by the scent that is enough to make Ellie orgasm on the spot... ahem... in short, it is the familiar sweet scent that you know, and then the scent gradually switches.

At this moment, Kevin couldn't help but be directly reminded of a taboo memory by this unusual and special fragrance, which must not be revealed before the right time...

[Alas... the promised tens of thousands of years have now passed, and I wonder if you, who have returned from "that world" as promised, have found the "optimal solution" that is said to exist only outside this world? ]

With this thought in mind, Elder Kevin, who was supposed to show a hint of sadness at this point in time, quickly got into the role and soon overlapped with the figure of Elder Kevin under the cherry tree in his original destiny trajectory.

"Emm... um... where am I? Why do I feel like I've slept for a very long time?"

At this moment, the memory is still stuck on the moment when "Lin Xi", who was knocked unconscious by a wave of "facial cleanser" given by Cocolia, opened his eyes in a daze. Obviously, from the actual situation, only less than a day has passed, but "Lin Xi" still has a strong sense of time and space dislocation as if he was in another world.

The cute little expression that was revealed subconsciously was instantly replaced by an expression of shock that was beyond words!

After all, these days, when you wake up and see a beautiful girl, no matter how illogical the matter is, Lin Xi is basically too lazy to delve into it.

But as Lin Xi's blurred vision gradually returned to clarity, Lin Xi never dreamed that there would be her again. When she opened her eyes, she saw...

"On the burning land, I made a promise to her, to everyone! No matter what the cost, humanity will defeat the Honkai!"

∑(′△｀)? !

【!!!? What the hell is going on? How come I opened my eyes and saw Kevin singing the Bible? ! ! ?】

Seeing this scene in front of him, although it cannot be said to be exactly the same as the scene in the original fate trajectory when his own wife Xier first encountered the ancestor Kevin, it is also completely consistent with the classic scene of "You and Me Under the Cherry Blossom Tree". Lin Xi, who has no previous related memories, finds it a little difficult to imagine what strange and weird reason it is for him to run to this place in the blink of an eye!

But after completing the "Bible Chanting" process, which is a classic scene among classics, it was thought that Kevin would continue to speak on his own about the "billions" of bitter and vengeful Avenger declarations as in his original destiny.

As Lin Xi's consciousness returned to her body, the mushroom head that was originally cut short by "Nai Xixi" suddenly began to grow longer at a speed visible to the naked eye. But it was not clear whether it was because of the physical cutting by "Nai Xixi", so the restored hair was obviously longer than the length that reached the knees at the beginning, and it even looked like it was about to fall to the ground...

However, Lin Xi, who originally thought that he was just a mere spectator, did not expect that Elder Kevin, who was sighing on his own a second ago, suddenly asked a soul-searching question that would cause Lin Xi to obviously experience intense emotional fluctuations if he heard it!

"So...visitor from outside this world, can I...consider this to be the first time we meet?"

After saying that, Elder Kevin's slightly sharp and cold gaze seemed to be able to penetrate Lin Xi's soul at this moment. He suddenly looked meaningfully at Lin Xi, who was so confused about the current situation that he had no idea what to say at this time.

! ! ! ! ! !

This was obviously a targeted statement with a hint of "Yi" in it, although on the surface it seemed to be simply stating that Lin Xi was an alien intruder from the bubble space of this world.

But to Lin Xi's ears, it sounded as if Elder Kevin was emphasizing to him face to face that he had essentially traveled back from another world that was different from the real world of Collapse!

“What exactly do you mean by ‘first meeting’…?!”

At this moment, Lin Xi also instinctively realized that the ancestor Kevin in front of him seemed to know some "special inside stories" that even he, a "prophet" who was quite clear about the original trajectory of fate, did not know.