Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

If you don't believe it, try changing to an unlovable one. Once you lose the battle, the Paramecium will hit you with a stick and even smash your head. Do you believe it?

"Forget it, at least it's not just three hours or three minutes or something.

There is still some room for maneuver in these three days.”

As for how Banya was able to blend into the protagonist group by relying on his good looks as soon as they met, at least Lin Xi now cannot learn it.

The best I can do is to sigh helplessly in my heart about the unfairness of the world of Collapse to boys and then let it go.

Fortunately, Lin Xi is not completely without other support.

After all, I, Lin Xi, have a golden finger, okay?

"Xiao Xi? What functions does your... "Xi Er Er Simulator" have? Is it similar to the Life Restart Simulator, where you can start with ten consecutive draws and retain talents?"

As a 2D otaku, Lin Xi not only plays mobile games, but also reads a lot of novels and games such as simulators.

In Lin Xi's opinion, as long as his simulator is not very prickly.

As long as my intelligence isn't forcibly lowered by some mysterious force, and I can turn this novel into the legendary Lu cool novel, there shouldn't be any problem!

It’s a pity that Lin Xi, who is enjoying the future at this moment, has no idea that his simulator is really produced by Hedgehog Cat!

After receiving Lin Xi's instructions, Xiao Xi, as the simulator elf, seemed reliable and explained the general functions of the simulator to Lin Xi.

[This simulator can allow the host's consciousness to be disguised as "Xi'er's" and then be placed into various simulated worlds.

As long as the host successfully attacks or rewrites the fate of the plot character and obtains a high evaluation, the host can obtain the relevant talent rewards of the attacking character according to the simulation evaluation level. 】

"Wait? Playing the role of Xi'er'er? Are you asking me to be Xi'er in the simulation world?"

[The host's understanding is not wrong. 】

"Huh? I'm a tall and strong man! You actually want me to play the role of my wife "Xi'er'er"? I won't agree!!!"

After hearing the answer from the simulator elf, Lin Xi, a veteran Xier fan, was unhappy!

After all, as a veteran Xier fan, Lin Xi has always labeled Xier as his first wife!

【Host, but...】

"Xiao Xi, please stop talking! I, Lin Xi, would rather starve to death today! I would jump off here! I will never agree to play the role of my first wife "Xi Er Er" to capture other men!"

When I thought about the fact that I was going to become Xier’er’s favorite first wife, and even have to use the first wife’s guise to conquer other men?

impossible! Absolutely impossible! ! !

I would rather let the world be proud of me than let the world be proud of me!

[But host, is there a possibility that among the characters that are simulated and arranged for you to conquer, there are actually other wives that you think of as your own? ]

"Ah? There is such a good thing? Why didn't you tell me earlier, little Xixi!?"

Xiaoxi: ?????

Chapter 2 The simulation started, but he was killed

"Shy, little Xixi! Why can't you just say it in full? But you know me... I just like to joke around.

Just pretend I didn't say that! So when can you start the simulation?"

【...】

Seeing Lin Xi, who was unwilling to cooperate just a second ago, suddenly showed off his true feelings when he learned that the target of the strategy could be the person he thought of as his wife. As a simulator elf, Xiao Xi was speechless.

However, there is a reason why Lin Xi suddenly fell in love with it.

After all, Lin Xi is a veteran Xier fan who mainly promotes Xier.

But while mainly promoting the first wife Xi'er, we also promote the second wife Ai Li, and then the third wife, the fourth wife, the fifth wife and so on. They should also be in the Ganges, right?

So, can it be considered cool if your wife and husband are a little bit affectionate with each other?

That's called internal digestion!

And if the relationship between the wives is good, wouldn't it be more convenient to have sex together in the future...

Hehehe, those who understand will understand.

Thinking of this, Lin Xi even felt a little excited about the progress of his future simulations.

[Confirm that the host agrees to open the simulation module. The simulation module has been opened. 】

[Since this is the first time the host is loading the simulation, the novice gift pack talents are automatically loaded. ]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the gold simulation exclusive passive talent as a reward for the novice gift package: guaranteed. ]

[Guaranteed Bottom Line (Gold/Simulation Exclusive Passive): When the host's simulation rating is lower than E, it will not be a total loss. And the penalty for simulation failure will be changed to a random binding of a special permanent talent. ]

[Host, do you want to start the simulation? ]

"Hmm? Wait a minute, Xiaoxi? Why is there only one golden talent as a guarantee? Also, doesn't your simulator have any talent extraction process at the beginning?"

When I saw the simulator panel in my consciousness, I only got a somewhat strange novice gift package talent, and it directly prompted me to start the simulation.

Lin Xi also felt a little strange at this moment.

After all, in Lin Xi's understanding, shouldn't a normal simulator be to draw several talents at the beginning, and then pick a few that seem usable from a pile of garbage talents and then start again?

[Host, this simulator does not provide starting talent extraction.

However, the talents that the host obtains through simulation, as long as they are not marked as exclusive talents in the simulation world, can be brought into reality at the same time, and there is no limit on the number. 】

"Ah? Well, I don't have any special talents at the beginning. Wouldn't it be a death wish if I just started the simulation?"

After hearing Xiaoxi's reply, Lin Xi was also numb at this moment.

At least other people's cheat codes can give some useful special abilities once the novice gift pack is opened. Even if they are rubbish in the later stages, at least they can play some role in the early transition, right?

But where else could one be like me, where the novice gift package directly gave me a talent that can be said to be completely useless in reality?

At this moment, Lin Xi seriously doubted whether his golden finger came from Hedgehog Cat?

As a nerd who didn't like to exercise before traveling through time, Lin Xi is very clear about his own strength. His strength is so weak that he is even despised by girls.

With my limited ability and if I have a burden with a golden finger, how can I fly?

[Host, don't worry. With the guaranteed talent, the host's life will not be in danger even if the simulation fails. ]

"Xiao Xi? From what you said, if I didn't have this guaranteed talent, would my life be in danger if my simulation evaluation was too low?"

[Under normal circumstances, when the host simulation is rated as E, the host will not be able to receive any rewards for this simulation. ]

[Once the host's simulation evaluation reaches the lowest rating of F, the host will suffer a cruel punishment that threatens his life. ]

Lin Xi: “…”

Good man, I was just making a slightly exaggerated analogy, but you told me it’s true!!!

[So getting the guaranteed talent means that as long as the host can persist in the simulation, a bright future is waiting for the host! ]

"Forget it, since there's no danger to one's life, let's just start the simulation and see what the guaranteed rewards are."

After hearing the horrible "simulated truth" about not having any guaranteed talent, Lin Xi, who originally thought that his novice gift pack was useless, quickly accepted the current situation.

After all, compared to the simulation where a low evaluation may put your life in danger, having a guaranteed talent to exempt you from the cost of death does seem to make this novice gift pack really useful!

At this moment, Lin Xi seemed to have selective amnesia, and completely forgot his previous disdain for the fact that the guaranteed talent could not play a role in reality.

But this change is not worth making a fuss about.

After all, this person is always good at compromise!

[Host confirmed, first simulation officially started. Host consciousness is being deployed, please wait...]

When Lin Xi called upon consciousness to confirm the start of the simulation, the simulator panel in his consciousness showed the word "loading".

Lin Xi suddenly felt his consciousness go into a trance, and the next moment Lin Xi felt as if his consciousness was suddenly pulled into a strange space.

Then, a special panel belonging to the simulator quickly unfolded in front of Lin Xi, and the corresponding text and pictures related to this simulation began to appear one by one on the virtual screen.

[Your consciousness has been successfully loaded into the "Xi'er" of the pre-collapse civilization world line. ]

[You open your eyes and find yourself in an ordinary room. ]

【From the general layout of the house, it seems that this is not a place where rich people live.】

[After arriving in the new world, you soon discover that your body seems to have changed into that of a young girl with an abnormally developed body. ]

[You realize that you have really become the wife you dreamed of, Xi'er'er.]

[Out of curiosity, you really want to find a mirror to see how cute your dream wife Xi'er looks. ]

[But the next moment you suddenly feel like you are being stared at by some extremely terrifying existence! ]

[The will of the sea has noticed your existence. ]

[The gaze of the Cocoon of the End is also cast upon you. ]

[The Cocoon of the End suddenly takes the lead and tries to hug you. ]

[For some reason, your impure consciousness is completely unable to withstand the impact of the gift from the end. ]

【you are dead! 】

[Simulation evaluation: You just went through the motions, and did not change anyone or anything at all. Perhaps when you are able to bear the gift of the end, you will have the opportunity to touch the future of Xier, the former civilization.]

[This simulation rating: F]

[Simulated settlement: The host loses a finger! ]

[The guaranteed talent is triggered.]

【Settlement changes...】

[Basic modification settlement: the original price is cancelled, and the host receives a guaranteed reward: a small amount of resistance to collapse. ]

[Since the host's simulation evaluation reached F level, this simulation successfully triggered and bound the permanent talent [Milky Snow Skin]. ]

Chapter 3: Milky white skin, a closet full of women's clothing

[Due to the low simulation evaluation, the relevant simulation memory has been automatically synchronized to the host memory. ]

Almost in the blink of an eye, Lin Xi revealed his extremely bad first experience as a boy.

Especially the painful experience of his consciousness being suddenly suppressed by a terrifying force and rushed around until he was killed, Lin Xi really doesn't want to experience it again!

Although the simulator forced Lin Xi to synchronize his memory of death, it seemed to have taken into account Lin Xi's tolerance limit in reality.

Therefore, this recollection of death was a rare moment of conscience that helped Lin Xi eliminate most of the painful feelings that were enough to drive him crazy.

But even so, the memory of death still made Lin Xi, who ended the first simulation in one encounter, wail for a long time before he recovered.

"??? This simulation... is poisonous!!!"

When Lin Xi finally recovered from the aftermath of being killed on the spot, he was now powerless and forced to collapse to the ground, wailing with tears in his eyes.

If I count carefully, my consciousness was thrown into the simulation and was killed once by the embrace of the end.

But after finally returning to reality, the synchronized memories made him experience a weakened version of his death replay.

If you add on the time when I traveled through time and was killed in an explosion not long ago, it seems like I have experienced the feeling of death three times in just one day, right?

And after paying such a terrible price, he only managed to gain a slight resistance to Honkai energy through the ability of the guaranteed talent, and a weird permanent talent whose use he didn't know.

Could it be that I was tricked?

"Xiao Xi? What are the uses of this [Micro-resistance to Honkai Energy] and that weird talent that I gained? Can you explain it to me?"

Lin Xi, who was tortured to the point of wanting to die the first time, now doesn't have the courage to consider a second simulation.

Although it was indeed painful the first time, he had been forced to endure it anyway. At this moment, Lin Xi still hoped to confirm the value of these consolation prizes that he had worked so hard to get in the simulation.

[The [micro-resistance to Honkai energy] acquired by the host can significantly improve the host's ability to survive in the Honkai world.

As for the talents obtained by the host, the host needs to check them through the attribute panel. Does the host need to open the attribute panel to view the specific information? 】