Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

There was a sudden knock on the door, but Kiana didn't take it seriously.

After all, didn’t I, Kiana, just get a little closer to “Yi”, to take a closer look at the cute sleeping face of my little wife?

Would I be scared if medical staff came in?

If I, Kiana, get scared today, I will...

"Excuse me...Is there anyone in the ward?"

But the soft voice that sounded outside the house afterwards instantly frightened Kiana to death!

"Wow! Mei... How come Mei suddenly appears here!?"

Kiana, who was fearless a second ago, now realized belatedly that she was now lying on Lin Xi's hospital bed. This posture looked like she wanted to secretly kiss someone while Lin Xi was sleeping!

But why do I always feel that this scene seems inexplicably familiar, or even a little bit familiar?

Under the influence of the strong sense of déjà vu, even Kiana, who doesn't like to think much, suddenly realized that she was going to be blamed for secretly kissing the cute Seele on the back of a cow or horse that came from nowhere.

[Why do you want me to take the blame again? You can’t just take the blame from me, the sheep, QAQ!!!]

When I think about that day, I clearly only had some ideas but didn’t have the time to actually put them into action.

But he was inexplicably caught by everyone early in the morning, and in the end he was wrongly accused of stealing Xier and being a hooligan.

Kiana is getting angrier and angrier the more she thinks about it, and the more unwilling she feels!

After all, if I really want to eat the meat, then I will take the blame...

But I clearly haven’t eaten it every time!!!

Then, this big, black pot was put on his head without any explanation.

Why! ?

Looking at the cute little Lin Xi who is so close to me, she still exudes amazing charm even in her unconscious sleep.

Kiana's attention was almost subconsciously focused on Lin Xi's cute cherry pink face, which might have been kissed by someone.

At the same time, a dangerous idea suddenly came to Kiana's mind.

Since you always wrongly accuse yourself, you still don’t allow yourself to “eat meat”.

It would be better to just eat the meat first!!!

After all, even if she was going to die, Kiana didn't want to be a starving ghost anymore.

Isn’t it nice to be a well-fed and well-dressed ghost?

With this in mind, and filled with resentment and unwillingness, a little love suddenly appeared in Kiana's eyes, and then Qi Bao bit Lin Xi without saying anything!

Chapter 57: The duck under the bed: This place is full! (???) (1/4)

Originally, Kiana was simply unwilling to be a "starving ghost" and a scapegoat.

This time, it was also because of an inexplicable impulse in my heart that I finally made up my mind to kiss her!

But Kiana never expected that she would come into close contact with Xier at that moment.

[Oh, this...this smells so good!

Is this what it feels like to kiss a girl? This feeling is too... too comfortable! ! ! 】

In an instant, an indescribable wonderful feeling made Kiana almost unable to restrain herself and deepen the kiss madly.

After all, it feels so good to kiss the cute and unfair Xier little wife!

It's the kind of fragrance that makes you want to kiss her forever!

【Xi'er is really a little fairy! (☆′3｀)】

But he was afraid that his complete madness might cause the cute little Xier to suddenly wake up from her sleep and catch him on the spot again.

So no matter how reluctant Kiana was, in the end she had to limit this kiss that was secretly performed while Seele was sleeping to just a light touch.

But to be honest, Kiana's move was obviously a bit conservative.

In theory, as long as the beautiful girls meet the requirements, they can get close to the sleeping Lin Xi.

And this behavior was not so excessive as to intend to pick all the fruits in advance while Lin Xi was sleeping.

Then let alone Qibao's superficial kiss.

Even if Qibao accidentally put his body in a place where it shouldn't be, it would not affect Lin Xi's happy sleep at all.

But who could blame Kiana for not knowing that Lin Xi had entered a deep sleep assisted by the simulator?

"Eh? Isn't Mei already outside the door? I've already kissed her, but she hasn't come in yet?"

Kiana, who had successfully kissed the girl, was somewhat surprised to find that her brief kiss was already over.

But Mei, who should have come in a long time ago, hasn't come in yet!

Doesn't that mean...

"Since Mei hasn't shown up yet, doesn't that mean I can still escape this time?"

Kiana thought that she would be caught in bed with her lover just like last time.

Because she hadn't heard Mei's footsteps coming in unexpectedly, Kiana couldn't help but have some small thoughts in her mind that she might have escaped the disaster by luck.

After all, although Kiana secretly came to visit his concubine Seele without telling his first wife Mei.

But as long as you take the opportunity to find a place to hide.

Once I'm 100% sure that Mei is gone, wouldn't I be able to forget about how Mei almost caught me in bed with her today?

So at this moment, Kiana quickly scanned the ward to see if there was any place suitable for hiding people.

Then Kiana's eyes quickly noticed a place under the bed that was suitable for hiding people and not easily noticed by others!

Well, it’s a great place for Tibetans!

After all, as a friend next door named Wang once said: As long as it’s not seen, it’s not considered a crime!

Given a choice, how could Kiana really want to be caught by the first wife sneaking around to visit other beautiful girls?

Even trying to do something erotic to others?

Thinking of this, Kiana also felt that her idea of ​​temporarily avoiding the spotlight was definitely promising.

Qibao even seemed to have seen his bright future after successfully avoiding Mei's room inspection and catching him cheating!

With a little expectation for a better future, Kiana slowly lifted the white cloth at the bottom of Lin Xi's bed, and then...

Qibao: "!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ"

Then the slight expectation on Kiana's face froze in an instant!

After Kiana lifted the white cloth, she saw a little duck with a gloomy face but still a duck-like expression had already huddled under the bed!

[When did this Bronya come? I suddenly opened the bed and saw a little living person. She almost scared me to death, right? ]

At this moment, Qiana felt as if she had turned into a centenarian and came to the streets of Egypt.

Then, after Kiana finally opened a manhole cover on the street with great difficulty, she suddenly found that there was someone waiting for her inside!

Bronya's iconic (???) expression under the bed seemed to be silently telling Kiana:

"This place is full! Give up struggling, DI... ahem... Kiana!"

But just when Kiana was extremely shocked by the strange fact that Bronya had appeared under the bed in advance...

Mei, who had already politely knocked on the door, made a new move!

"If there's no one else in the ward, then I should come in?"

Then, as Mei's soft voice fell, a burst of crisp footsteps came closer and closer like a death warrant.

Obviously, the reason why Mei didn't enter the room immediately before was simply because she has a relatively high level of quality and is used to saying hello before entering the room.

And since the polite greeting has already been made, it is obvious that Mei is really going to come in this time!

At this moment, Kiana was extremely shocked that Bronya was also here and she didn't care about anything else.

He just gritted his teeth and squeezed under Lin Xi's bed with Bronya, whom he disliked the most.

After all, for Kiana at this moment, if her current predicament was seen by Mei on the spot.

Then he reported it to Bronya, the little brat who seemed to have just overheard part of his attack.

Then, my image and status in Mei's heart, or even in the coma Noelle's heart, would probably collapse completely, right?

And just after Kiana and Bronya also squeezed under the bed.

Mei also walked in with a look of trepidation and guilt.

And when I saw that the little cutie Lin Xi was the only one sleeping soundly on the bed in the ward.

"Eh? Did Xiaolinxi fall asleep? But that matter still needs to be explained clearly, so I just have to wait."

Mei, who seemed to be worried, obviously had something on her mind and really wanted to talk to Lin Xi about something, but she didn't have the heart to disturb Lin Xi's sleep.

So Mei found a chair and sat down next to Lin Xi's bed, quietly waiting for the moment when Lin Xi woke up.

However, Mei's sudden appearance and her intention not to leave made Kiana and Bronya, who were also huddled under the bed and looking at each other, feel awkward.

After all, both of them were equally curious about why the other was here.

But they were all afraid of being discovered by Mei and didn't dare to ask a single word.

To be honest, if both parties don’t dislike each other,

In fact, the picture of Kiana and Bronya curled up under the same bed now looks quite CP-like...

Chapter 58: Far East Duck, Take a Sniff~

Although the two of them looked at each other in an extremely awkward atmosphere, neither of them dared to make a sound.

But if you want to communicate without making any sound, Bronya, who has a high IQ, naturally has many ways to do it!

However, considering that she had to make the stupid Kiana understand, Bronya had to choose a simpler and more brutal method.

Bronya quietly took out her smartphone, which had been set to silent mode a long time ago. Bronya first looked at the cute close-up of Seele on the phone in a daze.

After I silently and devoutly sighed "Xi Men" in my heart.

Then he slowly created a new blank memo document based on the Houm-style letter paper.

Then Bronya typed what she wanted to say on her mobile phone screen at an extremely fast speed.

Bronya, who had the same expression from beginning to end, suddenly gave Kiana an expression that looked like she was showing an evil smile like a devil for some reason.

Even Kiana suddenly had a very bad premonition at this moment!

And when Bronya calmly showed Kiana the content edited on her phone...

Only then did Kiana finally understand what her bad premonition was warning her about!

Because there was something like this written directly on Bronya's phone memo:

"Stupid Kiana, Bronya has recorded all the dirty words you said to Seele and uploaded them to Bronya's private cloud drive for backup (???).

Stupid Kiana probably doesn't want Mei to know that you secretly said so many obscene things to Xi'er behind her back, right? "

After reading the news edited by Bronya, Kiana was so shocked that her pupils shrank suddenly.

You...where are you from in the Far East?

Let me take away the smell!

Kiana almost couldn't help but want to pounce on Bronya on the spot, intending to snatch Bronya's Homophone and completely destroy the evidence secretly recorded by Bronya on the physical level.

But Mei is sitting next to Xier's bed right now!

If Kiana really had an argument with Bronya under this narrow bed where two people were squeezed.

Unless Mei is deaf-mute, any normal person would probably be able to realize that there is someone hiding under Lin Xi's bed, right?

Moreover, Bronya emphasized that the evidence had been uploaded to a private cloud disk.