Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

At this moment, Lin Xi suddenly felt that he seemed to be fine again, as if he had forgotten the painful memories of being defeated in the simulation yesterday.

But it is obvious that in most cases, there is still a clear gap between ideal and reality.

Therefore, when Lin Xi started the second simulation again in the body of a boy, the subsequent development is naturally self-evident.

As usual, he was surrounded by the two super bosses as soon as he landed.

It was another familiar encounter.

Then...

【you are dead! 】

[This simulation rating: F]

[Simulated settlement: Pull out the host's tongue! ]

Lin Xi: Play with you!!!

Chapter 5 The strange charm increases

[The guaranteed talent is triggered, and the original cost is exempted. ]

[The host receives a guaranteed reward: a small amount of resistance to collapse. ]

[Since the host's simulation evaluation has reached the minimum F level, the special permanent talent [Ethereal Voice] is bound. ]

[Due to the low simulation evaluation, the relevant simulation memory has been automatically synchronized to the host memory. ]

[Ethereal Sound (Unknown Quality/Permanent): One of the special permanent talents brought by the guaranteed bonus (gold).

It gives the host a soft and ethereal voice, which seems to have an extra appeal to some beautiful girls with special tendencies. 】

[Affected by this permanent talent: Host's Charm +1. 】

Looking at the adaptability of the collapse of two adult male units that I had obtained with great difficulty by relying on the guaranteed guarantee.

There was also a second permanent talent that was forcibly bound to him, which was completely useless to him at this stage. It once again made him deeply realize the horrible malice of this collapsed world towards a boy like him.

"Oh my god! Yesterday, the Eternal Talent at least gave me two extra points of Honkai adaptability, but today, this talent didn't give me any at all, right?"

However, Lin Xi still had no choice but to accept this useless talent that was forced to be bound.

After all, if the guaranteed talent doesn’t take effect again.

Lin Xi received an F rating this time, and according to the original mission punishment, his tongue would be cut off!

But now, he only needs to replace his originally mediocre voice in order to avoid having his tongue cut.

From this point of view, this deal is definitely a sure win, at least in Lin Xi's opinion.

Here, Lin Xi has to thank the novice gift package again for giving away the [guaranteed] talent, Aimen!

However, after this second time of being killed as soon as he landed on the ground, Lin Xi also noticed a lot of things in less than three seconds.

The first is that this talent that is forcibly bound through a guaranteed minimum cannot 100% obtain the Honkai energy adaptability that you most urgently need right now.

This discovery undoubtedly made Lin Xi feel a headache again.

After all, the uncertainty brought about by this random talent also means that Lin Xi's original plan to gain at least 4 points of Honkai adaptability in one simulation also instantly became equally uncertain.

Furthermore, the improvement of one's own charm attribute value does not seem to be as superficial as in the traditional [Simulator] where only the appearance is considered.

Just like the talent of voice modification that was forcibly bound this time, it can be said that it has no effect on Lin Xi's appearance, but the simulator still judged that it has slightly increased her charm value.

Presumably, anything that can improve one's overall charm in disguise can lead to an increase in charm value.

Although Lin Xi roughly understood that the higher the charm, the better the first impression would be and the easier it would be to win over his future wife.

But Lin Xi is also somewhat curious whether the increase in his charm will also be effective for theoretically unthinking creatures like Honkai Beast or Titan Dad?

But Lin Xi was just thinking about it after all.

You should know that even after this second simulation, Lin Xi has only converted a mere 0.2 points of mosquito-like physical strength through Honkai energy adaptability, and his maximum physical strength attribute is only 3.6.

Even after two days, Lin Xi had no idea whether he could barely reach the physical level of a normal adult man.

It stands to reason that in the world of Honkai, where the higher the strength of Honkai energy, the more powerful people are, with Lin Xi's current adaptability to Honkai energy being 6 times that of a normal adult male, he shouldn't have a physical strength of only 3.6.

But who made Lin Xi, as a boy, have a pitiful ten to one conversion rate of Honkai energy?

Seeing that he had only improved a little in one simulation and that he could not continue the simulation for the time being due to safety concerns, Lin Xi suddenly thought of a problem.

"Xiao Xi? What is the approximate conversion rate of the Honkai energy of ordinary people in this Honkai world? Can you tell me?"

[For the indigenous inhabitants of the Honkai world, the average conversion rate of the Honkai physique of ordinary women is two to one. 】

However, in response to Lin Xi's question, it seemed that this news was not a big secret, and Xiao Xi told Lin Xi the answer very straightforwardly.

From the first half of the message, Lin Xi learned that for ordinary women in the relatively more friendly world of Honkai, the conversion rate of Honkai energy had reached a terrifying two to one.

Lin Xi also felt sour in his heart.

The two-to-one conversion rate means that almost any girl from the Honkai world can directly increase her physical attributes by 2 unit as long as she has 1 units of Honkai adaptability in her body.

It's really worthy of being a world of collapse that is full of hostility towards boys. The average value of any ordinary girl is five times that of herself.

It is no wonder that in the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, under normal circumstances, only women are eligible to be transformed into dead warriors after their death.

Men, on the other hand, can only become cannon fodder like zombies.

It turns out that being a man in the collapsed world is tiring!

[The average conversion rate of Honkai energy to physical fitness for ordinary men in the Honkai world is five to one. 】

"Hmm? What?"

At this moment, Lin Xi, who was secretly mourning for his male compatriots who were as miserable as himself in the collapsed world, was also stunned when he heard what Xiao Xi said.

and many more!

What did you just hear?

Five to one! ???

"We are all males targeted by Honkai, so why do ordinary males in the Honkai world have an average conversion rate of five to one? I only deserve ten to one?"

When Lin Xi heard that an ordinary man who was truly nothing in the Honkai world could have a Honkai energy conversion rate that was twice his own, he was stunned on the spot!

[As a time traveler, the host is not a native of Honkai, and he is also the least popular male in the Honkai world, so the conversion rate of the host's Honkai energy is naturally lower than that of ordinary people. 】

However, as an honest son, Xiaoxi bluntly threw the truth about Chiguoguo in front of Linxi.

Faced with Xiaoxi's extremely reasonable remarks, Lin Xi also experienced firsthand what it meant to be a dumb person eating coptis chinensis and unable to express the bitterness.

When he just came here, Lin Xi was still thinking that he was at least a time traveler with a golden finger.

Even if you don't have an invincible talent from the start, at least you can always hope for the same as ordinary people, right?

But Lin Xi really never dreamed that his talent would be even worse than that of the lowest-level male cannon fodder in the Collapse World?

Once upon a time, Lin Xi naively thought that with so much Honkai adaptability, he would be able to become a "male warrior god" or something like that.

But how could Lin Xi have expected that he was not even worthy of being cannon fodder?

The waste is actually myself?

My defense is broken! My family members!!!

Chapter 6 The Voice Becomes Xi'er's Shape

"Ugh..."

He accidentally discovered that he was actually a real waste. Lin Xi couldn't help but let out a worried sigh at this moment.

But it seemed that the permanent transformation of Lin Xi's voice by the talent of [Ethereal Sound] was completely completed at this moment.

When the ethereal and clear sound of nature came out of his mouth, even Lin Xi, the person who made the sound, was suddenly stunned.

"Eh? My voice..."

Lin Xi murmured softly, and the more he listened, the more he felt that his now permanently transformed voice seemed indescribably familiar.

As a veteran Xier chef, Lin Xi quickly realized where the problem lay.

My current voice seems to be similar to that of my first wife Xi'er'er, and conservatively estimated to be at least 90% similar...

Um??????

After realizing this, Lin Xi always felt that he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary inadvertently.

However, more than 90% does not mean 100%.

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect.

Since doubts have already arisen in your mind, then imitating some of the classic lines that your wife often says and conducting a simple and crude comparative experiment is undoubtedly the best way to resolve the confusion in your heart.

What's more, the problem itself was indeed with Lin Xi's own voice, so in this verification; Lin Xi didn't have to worry about being uncooperative.

Following the idea of ​​solving the problem in his mind, Lin Xi quickly thought about what his first wife Xierer said most often in his impression.

After a brief silence, Lin Xi quickly decided what to say next.

Because of the representativeness of this sentence, it is definitely a classic among classics for Mrs. Xier.

I hope my impulsive guess is not true...

Before starting the experiment, Lin Xi prayed secretly in his heart.

However, at this moment, Lin Xi was still thinking about reciting this line in the most perfunctory tone possible.

However, Lin Xi had no idea that his entire temperament had become extremely gentle and soft the moment he opened his mouth to speak.

"Please, other me!"

As for Lin Xi, who shouted this line, he felt like he was going to be dumbfounded!!!

This!

This is so similar, isn't it?!

For any fan of See's, this sentence is definitely one of the classic lines that can be engraved in the DNA and played repeatedly.

And in the process of saying this line, for a moment, Lin Xi even had a strange illusion that he suddenly became somewhat unlike himself!

As a result, the perfunctory response that was originally planned turned out to be mixed with many indescribable complex emotions without Lin Xi himself realizing it.

But if you really want to find fault, you can't say that they are exactly the same.

After all, Lin Xi's voice, which was transformed by his talent and made permanent, not only almost perfectly matched Xier's voice, but also had a hint of ethereal and dreamy unreality.

To put it simply, Lin Xi's voice now is obviously more ethereal and touching than Xi'er's voice in our impression!

If Yaya heard this, she would blush, and if Naixixi heard this, she would just do something right there.

If I were to make an analogy to describe it, maybe when the little angel Xier suddenly becomes a real angel one day because she is too cute, maybe Lin Xi’s voice will be as ethereal and fairy-like as it is now?

For some reason, after realizing that he had obtained a perfect voice that was almost the same as Xier's first wife, or even better, Lin Xi suddenly thought of something interesting.

If I were still in the world before I traveled through time, I would put on a Xierer COS costume and go to the comic convention.

Let’s have another classic remake like we just did.

Lin Xi felt that he was at least 90% sure. Just by his voice, he could make all the Xi fans at the comic convention immediately become pregnant with their ears, right?

Of course, even if Lin Xi really dared to go to the comic convention and try to pretend to be stupid.

I'm afraid that just as Lin Xi finished pretending and was about to run away, he would be blocked by countless Xi chefs who came after hearing the noise.

And after that...

This should be the much-loved part of asking Lin Xi what color sack he likes, right?

Ahem, but logically speaking, Lin Xi had accidentally discovered such a huge "conspiracy".

If this was a host with a bad temper, he would definitely call the simulator elf out on the spot and question it.

No matter what, he had to force out the reason why the simulator deliberately set up such a conspiracy for itself, the host.

It would be unrealistic to say that Lin Xi, who discovered the conspiracy, had no emotions at all.