Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

"Oh? It's so late, instead of taking a good rest, you come here to disturb my peace..."

And as if she sensed Lin Xi's arrival, Nai Xixi, who was pretending to be calm, slowly opened her deep blood-red eyes with a depressed look.

It felt as if Nai Xixi was just resting her eyes, but was suddenly woken up by Lin Xi's rude sudden visit.

"So... can I understand that you, an idiot, are ready to disturb my rest?"

Based on the principle of striking first and gaining the upper hand.

The moment she saw Lin Xi, who looked shy, walk in, Nai Xixi immediately gave her an evil smile.

Then the enchanting figure on the chair instantly turned into a streak of blood.

In just a blink of an eye, Nai Xixi instantly came close to Lin Xi and instantly held his lovely wife tightly in his arms!

"Ah!!! Xier...you...you scared me like this! (*/ω＼*)"

Feeling that he was being controlled by Nai Xixi's wife as soon as they met, Lin Xi was frightened by this sudden close proximity and couldn't help but screaming.

"You deserve it! If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for coming to me and letting me bully you!"

And seeing my little Xier looking so shy and cute.

For some reason I feel that today's little cutie seems to be cuter than ever before. I can't help but want to use "violence" immediately!

"Xi'er! Well...well, I have something I want to discuss with you, can you please not... Ugh!!!"

And I can clearly feel that my wife, Nai Xixi, seems to be a little irritable today.

Lin Xi also tried to explain the reason for his sudden visit late at night.

But as expected, Lin Xi only said half of his words.

Nai Xixi, who was very fond of "beating" Lin Xi, once again used physical means to temporarily deprive Lin Xi of the ability to speak without giving Lin Xi a chance to explain.

Chapter 126: Xiao Xier changes her job to a wet nurse? [4K]

Only after Lin Xi was so miserable from her "beating" that he could not speak, did Nai Xixi reluctantly allow Lin Xi to breathe some fresh air.

"Humph! Since we're here, why don't you just let me teach you, you idiot, who is the boss in this family!"

Before Lin Xi could catch his breath, Nai Xixi, who was feeling a little angry and embarrassed because her secret was almost exposed, started the inhumane "beating" of her own Xier wife without caring about anything!

And just when Nai Xixi was subconsciously preparing to carry out a "demolition operation" on a baby cafeteria according to her "beating" habit.

A situation that was completely beyond Nai Xixi's expectations suddenly happened!

[Hmm? What's going on? I'm clearly in the consciousness space, why do I suddenly feel like there's something very fragrant on my hands? ]

Feeling that something seemed to be inexplicably on her hands, Nai Xixi also looked at her hands carefully with a suspicious look, and then noticed that although she was still at the conscious level, her hands were strangely stained with some unusually "sweet and delicious" "canteen food"...

Nai Xixi stood there in a daze for a few seconds, and then she suddenly realized what was going on and felt a burst of ecstasy!

Wow, Nai Xixi never thought that his lovely wife Xier would suddenly awaken such an interesting "special attribute", and could even "eat" at the conscious level.

There is such a good thing???

Great! ! !

Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ!!!

After all, as mentioned before, even before Lin Xi's baby cafeteria opened, Nai Xixi's wife had already shown an unusual "concern" about this "store" that had not yet met the business requirements.

It can be said that every time Nai Xixi "beat" Xiao Xier, she would never forget and would come to the cafeteria specially to "viciously" smash the store!

Not to mention now that this "baby canteen" has the qualifications to "open for meals".

Nai Xixi continued to "smash and destroy shops" as before, and even got some extra "oil and water" to "quench her thirst".

The appearance of this unexpected surprise also made Xixi, who already liked to "smash and destroy canteens and shops", like to come here to "smash and destroy" even more!

Poor Lin Xi, the wife of the owner of the Baby Canteen shop, had no ability or strength to resist the unilateral "beating" by her own grandmother, Xixi's wife, who was also the "shop-smashing robber".

After all, after being "smashed and smashed" crazily by his own wife, Lin Xi was somewhat helpless to find that this unknown talent, while allowing the canteen to serve meals, also seemed to make the "infrastructure materials" of Lin Xi's baby canteen, which were not very strong to begin with, become even more fragile!

Even if the "Baby Canteen" has only been slightly smashed and vandalized, it is enough to cause Lin Xi, who is already "financially constrained", to suffer considerable "economic losses".

Not to mention that Nai Xixi's wife is a "serious canteen vandalism enthusiast" who will do whatever she wants once she starts to "smash and destroy" the canteen!

In the end, poor Lin Xi, who was almost "bankrupted" by his own wife, Nai Xixi, could only try to beg Nai Xixi's wife to stop "smashing" his "canteen" by paying "billions" of "you know" prices!

At this time, Nai Xixi, who was trying to make money by drinking so much that she accidentally got herself full, still had some "money" in her heart and didn't want to let go of Xiao Xier, the big enemy who came to her door to smash things.

But considering that I am indeed a little full at this stage, I also have to think about how to have a full meal in the future.

So Nai Xixi hesitated for a long time, and finally convinced her through coercion, inducement, and bargaining.

Only then did he reluctantly make an unequal agreement with his wife, Xiao Xier, that from now on Xiao Xier would have to spend two or three hours every day to let him "make some money".

However, by the time Nai Xixi's wife gave up on "smashing and looting", more than 99% of the "food" in poor Xiao Xi'er's "canteen" had already gone into Nai Xixi's wife's little belly.

Poor little Xier looked at her "food stock" which was full not long ago.

But now he is penniless and doesn't even have a grain of rice. He can't help but complain in his heart that his wife, Nai Xixi, is not a man of honor.

However, when I thought that the main purpose of my coming here was to test what magical effects the "by-products" brought by this unknown talent had.

Lin Xi also took advantage of the moment when his grandmother Xixi entered the "Sage Time" to ask about the doubts in his heart.

"Xi'er...um...you just ate so much, can you tell me what's different about eating?"

Although Lin Xi has now been "robbed" by Nai Xixi's wife and there is really not a drop of rice left in the cafeteria.

And Lin Xi also knew that it was really very suicidal to say this in front of his wife, Xixi...

But the main reason was that Lin Xi, as the "canteen cook", had secretly tasted some of the "leftovers" himself.

But just like “a doctor cannot heal himself”, Lin Xi himself had no idea what the “meals” served in his “baby canteen” were any use at all.

So, influenced by the strong interest in exploration in his heart, Lin Xi, who was somewhat a little curious, couldn't help but ask what Nai Xixi, the first baby who had really eaten his "canteen meal", thought about it.

"Oh? The special effect of "food"? I was just busy "eating" it. As for the specific effect of "food"... I didn't pay attention to it at all."

And when he heard that his lovely wife Xiao Xier actually dared to say such "provocative words" that "deserve a beating".

The subsequent developments were exactly as Lin Xi had expected.

The charming and cute little face of Nai Xixi's wife instantly elicited a dangerous "cute smile", and it was obvious that she had come up with a bad idea to reasonably "beat" and bully her own Xier wife.

"Who told you, little idiot, that the 'meal' you served me was so delicious that I had no time to think about other things?

How about we reminisce some more now?"

After saying that, Nai Xixi once again approached his soft and cute wife Xiao Xier with an evil smile.

The intention was so obvious that he didn't even bother to roll up the map of Yan State, but just came up with a dagger in hand as if to "stab" someone in the teeth!

"Ah!!! Xier ** wolf! You only know how to bully me QAQ"

Lin Xi had never expected that his own wife Xixi had "beaten" him for so long and still wasn't satisfied.

Poor Lin Xi, who really couldn't bear the "domestic violence", could only "beat" his wife Nai Xixi's chest with his snow-white and tender fists which had no strength at all.

However, the reason why Lin Xi scolded his own first wife, Nai Xixi, was mainly because Nai Xixi's first wife should also be considered Xier.

But why is it that under the influence of my derived talent, I can inexplicably open a "baby canteen", but Nai Xixi, whose name contains the word "Nai", does not show any sign of being able to open a canteen?

This is definitely discriminatory treatment, it's so unfair!!!

And after the "beating" of scoring twice.

Looking at his darling wife who had been bullied by him and was crying, Nai Xixi felt embarrassed and said "I forgot" again in a naughty way.

After careful tasting by Naixixi, Lin Xi, who paid an extremely "tragic price", finally figured out the magical effects of her "baby cafeteria meals".

To put it simply, the most significant effect of this "canteen meal" is [recovery]!

Although Nai Xixi has not been seriously injured yet, the specific recovery strength cannot be accurately tested.

However, according to a more conservative estimate, Nai Xixi also feels that this mouthful of "milk" should be more than enough to directly raise her mental state to the maximum.

Theoretically, you can have just the right amount of "baby cafeteria food", and the general effect can be thought of as the magic beans in a cartoon where finding all seven beads can make your wish come true.

It’s just that since Lin Xi’s “Baby Canteen” meals can also be prepared at the conscious level, in addition to being able to heal physical injuries, even the mental state seems to be able to be restored to full with just one click.

Except for the simplest and crudest [Restore] function.

As a true Herrscher, Nai Xixi clearly felt a very "pure and clean" special Herrscher energy from the "food"!

If the normal Herrscher's Honkai energy is all that kind of dark purple energy lightning emitting a strong corrosive aura.

Then the special Herrscher energy absorbed from his wife Xiao Xier is actually a kind of soft white light that gives people a very warm and soft feeling!

To be honest, this thing obviously looks like it has nothing to do with Honkai Impact 3rd.

However, as a Herrscher, Nai Xixi could clearly feel that this more gentle and soft energy was indeed a special energy derived from the Herrscher's authority!

Even when the gentle energy was absorbed into his Herrscher Core, the Herrscher Core, which should have had a fixed energy limit since its birth, actually showed a trend of "secondary growth" under the nourishment of this special energy in Xiao Xier's wife's body!!!

When realizing this, Nai Xixi's eyes looking at her own Xiao Xier wife "Baby Canteen" instantly changed from extremely hot to very, very extremely hot!

After all, this means that as long as he can continue to absorb this magical soft Herrscher energy from his wife, Xiao Xier, then Nai Xixi's strength as a Herrscher will be able to grow beyond the limit over time!

Not to mention that it is currently unclear whether there is an upper limit to growth, and it can be achieved through one’s favorite method!

Therefore, Nai Xixi, who has always been too proud to bring herself to be close to her own little Xier, proposed this unequal treaty of "doing excessive things every day" to her doting wife, Xiao Xier, for the first time.

And Nai Xixi is the one who takes over from his wife Xiao Xier to deal with difficult enemies.

This is something that will obviously help Nai Xixi improve her upper limit of strength. For the weak Kun Linxi who has to rely on Nai Xixi every time he encounters danger, naturally there is no reason to refuse.

However, in addition to the above two actual effects that were tasted by Nai Xixi herself.

In fact, there was another grandmother, Xixi, who vaguely sensed something was going on, but was concerned about her face in front of her little Xier. It was also possible that it was just a temporary illusion caused by tasting such delicious "food" for the first time, so she deliberately kept it in her heart and didn't dare to say it out loud.

This extra discovery hidden deep in Nai Xixi's heart is that as long as she eats the "baby cafeteria meals" prepared by her little Xier wife, she seems to be inexplicably captured by the "delicacies" both physically and mentally. First of all, she develops an addictive feeling that she cannot survive if she does not eat this "meal" for a meal!

Moreover, once the amount of "food" eaten reaches a certain amount, it seems to have a "cui qing" effect that makes the eater unable to help but develop a very strong liking for Xiao Xier!

It’s also thanks to Nai Xixi’s love for her wife Xiao Xier that has already reached the peak of the charts!

Therefore, even if this kind of "food" brought about the forced cui qing effect, it only made Nai Xixi's interest in "beating" her own little Xier become particularly high, but it did not have any other whitening effect.

But it is precisely because Nai Xixi's affection and love for Xiao Xier is so terrifying that the special effect brought about by this level of consciousness is greatly weakened.

So Nai Xixi didn't realize at all that she was addicted to "eating".

In fact, there has always been a strange voice in his subconscious mind, trying to make Nai Xixi subtly develop a strong desire to "recognize" his wife Xiao Xier as her mother!

And the true magical ability of this talent that Nai Xixi failed to grasp also played a very, very crucial and special role in the future.

But it also forced Lin Xi, who was unaware of the situation, to shoulder many more debts of love...

Of course, this is all in the past.

Lin Xi, who is unaware of this at this stage, has only now realized this talent for "making a living".

Now I have successfully changed my job in the simulation and become a very, very useful "nanny role".

I just don't know if, with my incredible endurance, my dear wife Xixi can lead me to withstand the crazy attack of the Herrscher of Fire this time?

Chapter 127: Baby Canteen makes a great contribution? [4K]

After being held down and severely "beaten" by his own wife, Xixi, in the space of consciousness for a whole night.

Poor Lin Xi finally woke up from bed the next day, exhausted and with great difficulty.

Fortunately, after a night of madness in the consciousness space, Lin Xi woke up early in the morning and was "forced" to enter the sage time of "no desire and no desire".

In this state, even facing the close-range attack of big sister Himeko, which can be described as "meat, eggs, onions and chicken".

In the short term, Lin Xi doesn’t have to worry about some unexpected situations like “canteen food spilling”.

Therefore, Lin Xi managed to get through this somewhat erotic waking incident without any major incident.

Himeko had a busy schedule today, and as always, she vented her feelings by giving her little Xier a very sweet morning kiss.

That's why I hurried out to work because I didn't have enough time.

In the previous simulation, Lin Xi was temporarily separated from big sister Himeko in the morning, and the unsportsmanlike "Big Eyes" found an opportunity to take advantage of him.

So this time, Lin Xi decided to stick to the original plan at the beginning.

First go to your own small laboratory to do your own serum composition testing.