Warhammer 40 A New Hope

In an unknown roadside bar

"You attended the banquet for the entire seven days? Or was it on a different planet?"

"I thought you were used to me attending these kinds of parties."

"How can I get used to it? That's..."

"Ruby, calm down."

"Okay, sister."

"I can understand very well how it feels to have to attend such gatherings, chatting with a group of 'relatives', 'friends' or 'subordinates' who you have nothing to do with in normal times. You may not even know them but you still have to 'talk' to them."

"Mine is even worse..."

As junior hunters, Team RWBY's mission is usually to conduct preliminary exploration of newly discovered planets, or to deliver messages as messengers. Slightly more 'exciting' missions are to deal with minor problems for local settlements, while more dangerous tasks are left to senior hunters like Crow.

This is also one of the problems that the Tree Hunters are facing now. Among the planets they have explored, not every planet is safe. They have encountered a planet where almost the entire planet is inhabited by thugs. Even well-trained hunters have lost a lot of people on that planet.

The aging and severe disability of senior hunters is another problem they need to face. For example, Kro and Raven are almost middle-aged, and some more experienced hunters are even older. Age means the weakening of their combat effectiveness. However, these experienced old men are the main force in exploring the ever-changing environment of the Ring World. This means that the people of Shubusi have to consume their contribution points to perform life-extending and repair surgeries on these people - they need the Human Empire, but the Human Empire may not necessarily need them.

"I spent so much of the contribution points I had to save up after a few surgeries." Ruby complained while lying on the table. "Can't it be cheaper?"

"As far as I know, the cost of some surgeries is something that ordinary people cannot afford in their lifetime." Zhang Yi replied. "The price I quoted you is already discounted."

"The Necrons should give you free enhancements or something, but... you know most of them don't have bodies, right?"

"Although I know they also have research in this area, but..." Zhang Yi thought of the notorious researcher among the Necrons, Xerath, and said to everyone, "You probably don't want to deal with him."

Because of Zhang Yi's words, everyone couldn't help but imagine the Necromancer version of the crazy doctor.

“They don’t necessarily have human-sized bodies.”

The four of them shuddered at the same time. Ordinary Necrons were scary enough, but now they were further distorted and could glow green in the dark...

"By the way, have you ever had a life extension surgery?" Weiss asked Zhang Yi. "Your appearance seems to have never changed."

"Well...my situation is rather special..."

From the moment Zhang Yi got this new left arm, his body began to slowly change towards being stronger, stronger, smarter, and better looking under the influence of the Four Gods. However, before he went to the world of Shubusi, this change came to a halt, and his appearance never changed after that.

To be honest, as one of the five gods, if Zhang Yi's final fate was to die of old age, I guess the other five would be laughed to death by the other people/gods, but this also means that Zhang Yi has unlimited time to serve the empire (and unlimited time to stand in the cesspool and purify it).

"It's you who looks younger now, uncle~" Yang said.

"If possible, I actually want to become more mature," said Zhang Yi.

"We have changed a lot recently!" Ruby said as she puffed out her chest. "We are no longer novice hunters who just graduated from the academy!"

"You only grow physically but not mentally."

Zhang Yi looked at the four members of Team RWBY in front of him, and thought about the future he knew they were going to experience, and felt somewhat fortunate that he had helped them.

"Even Weiss has changed a lot.

Very little~especially... "

"Ehhhhh?! Ruby, stop grabbing my breasts here!"

"What does it matter~ Weiss, don't you also touch yourself and say something when you are alone?"

"Don't say it here!"

"After close contact with the uncle, Weiss finally developed here~ Uncle Crow's dirty jokes aren't all fake~"

"I told you not to say it!!!"

"After having intimate contact with me?"

Ruby's words caught Zhang Yi's attention. When they said that Zhang Yi tasted a little sweet, he noticed that Slaanesh might have been involved (as did the Children of the Stars). Although it didn't seem like there would be any problem at the time, but...

"I say..." Zhang Yi pondered for a while and said, "Do you have time for me to check your body?"

Zhang Yi's words made the four of them stop what they were doing immediately, and different expressions froze on their faces.

"Huh?!" (Weiss)

"So, uncle, are you finally going to take action against us?!" (Excited Ruby)

"How about starting with Black? I heard you prefer this type~" (Yang manually pricked up Black's ears)

"Eh?" (Black was a little confused because he was suddenly mentioned)

"Although I admit that I'm not a gentleman, what you think is probably not the same as what I think." Zhang Yi said, trying to keep himself serious. "Besides, do you really want to say this in front of so many people?"

"The table next to us! You! The bearded guy who seems to be drinking but is actually eavesdropping! You're almost sticking to our table!"

～～～～～～I’m excited! ～～～～～～

Hunter's escort ship - Explorer

"You two." Zhang Yi looked at the guards standing guard at the door and said with a fierce expression. "If either of you welds the door shut again, I will weld you to the outer armor of this ship!"

"．．．．．．." The silent imperial guards.

After Zhang Yi left

"...Are we welding the door again this time?"

"... let's build a brick wall instead."

. . . . . .

"To sum up, although in theory the power of Slaanesh that I control will not cause people to seek endless excitement." Zhang Yi spent some time explaining to the girls in front of him something he had always been reluctant to tell them. "But to be on the safe side, I still have to confirm that you really haven't been affected in a bad way."

"...That's really not an excuse."

"The world of uncles is really dangerous." Ruby said as she sat on a chair. "There's nothing wrong with me~ It's just that I can't get dark circles or acne no matter how late I stay up~"

"You have to sleep well before you wake up..."

"It's not a problem that her hair grows faster and smoother and her bust size has increased?" Yang said. "As for Black, she has become more flexible during her recent training."

"Well, several times during training I didn't realize how I completed the task." Black's black ears twitched. "The body completed the action that I wanted to do before the brain did."

"Well...what about you?" Zhang Yi pondered and looked at Weiss.

"Well, I haven't had nightmares from time to time recently, and I can concentrate better..."

As Weiss was speaking, Ruby suddenly poked her waist lightly, and then Weiss jumped up like a frightened rabbit and was held in Zhang Yi's arms.

"Weiss has become very sensitive recently~" Ruby said while looking at Weiss who was hugging Zhang Yi. "She jumped up at the slightest touch~"

"Ruby!"

Weiss reacted and was about to stand up, but because Zhang Yi was holding her, she stood up a little and then sat back down.

"I, I, I, I..."

"If you move again I will stand up."

This sentence made Weiss's face, which was already blushing, even redder. She sat on Zhang Yi's legs as if she was sitting on pins and needles, not daring to move.

"I'll tell you a secret, uncle." Ruby walked up to Zhang Yi with a smirk. "Weiss cares about you the most~"

"My sister and Black can testify."

Yang and Black also raised their hands at this time, proving that Ruby was right.

“Hmm—”

Zhang Yi could clearly feel Weiss, who was sitting on his lap, trembling a little. He didn't need to look to know that Weiss was so ashamed that she was about to cry.

"Why didn't I see that you had a devilish personality before, Ruby?"

"Don't you think it's interesting to see Miss Weiss like this?"

"Well... Actually, you have been affected quite a bit."

"I agree, Ruby has been too active lately." Yang came over and clamped Ruby's head. "You need to calm down, my dear sister!"

“It hurts, it hurts—”

"I'll be here recently to help you guys check on your situation." Zhang Yi said. "I just want to take a break for a while."

"Go to bed early today, especially you, Ruby, staying up late is not good.

of. ”

"I'll go see if those two guys have welded the door shut."

. . . . . .

The two imperial guards did not weld the door shut again. Instead, they stood on both sides of the entrance like statues, watching Zhang Yi walk out and return to his room.

Then the two guards looked at each other, walked to one side of the passage at the same time, and finally disappeared at the end of the passage.

After confirming the status of the four people, Zhang Yi did not go to bed directly after returning to his room. Instead, after looking at some documents that needed his processing, he began...

Endless game night!

Although he asked Ruby and the others to go to bed early, he now started to stay up all night, which he had not done for a long time. Just like some of his descendants, he finally had a body like a Space Marine that could fight for a month without getting tired. How could he not stay up all night?

You said Zhang Yi often taught Pathfinder to rest well and not become the first Space Marine to die suddenly, but now he doesn't set an example? I'm your father! You control me!

"It's Nurgle and Slaanesh again, not to mention Tzeentch who is silent again." Zhang Yi muttered as he controlled Geralt on the screen to slash the [Royal Griffin]. "Why did I run to the Warhammer world in the first place..."

"But I'm getting used to it."

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on Zhang Yi's bedroom door. He took off his headphones with some confusion and opened the door.

"I...I have something to tell you..."

711. Another Kind of Jealousy

Time can change a person. Zhang Yi has been in this world for a long time, and he is gradually adapting and changing.

Under the 'tireless deception' of the Emperor and Slaanesh, as well as the 'uninhibited' 'hints' of the Imperial noble lady, he has become more skilled in dealing with this aspect of the problem - in a deviated way.

"Well... to be honest, I'm a little surprised that you're the first one to come to me." Zhang Yi, who was wearing light clothes, said to Weiss, who was wearing pajamas.

"I, I, I'm not..."

Looking at Weiss who was about to turn into a steam engine, Zhang Yi realized that something was wrong and pulled him into the house before he could say anything.

"Wait! I'm not..."

"Give me your hand."

Unlike the panicked Weiss, Zhang Yi appeared very calm - if he was the kind of person whose brain was obsessed with lust, Slaanesh would have kidnapped him long ago.

The moment they held hands, Zhang Yi could clearly feel Weiss trembling like a frightened rabbit, and he could tell something was wrong with her just from the temperature of his hand.

"Let me guess, after you came into contact with me again, you became like this?"

"..."

As the eldest daughter of the Hara Shufushi World Super Enterprise, going to her boyfriend's room in her pajamas late at night was undoubtedly a bit too exciting for her. As mentioned before, Weiss and other members of the team were quite different in this regard.

Yang and Ruby, who have a hunter uncle, have heard their uncle's dirty jokes since they were young. Black, as a Verna and a former member of the White Fang organization, has rich experience in the lower class.

And Weiss? She had already been rebellious when she had taken a cargo plane to escape from home and find Weiss and the others.

"In short, you have physiological problems due to the power of Slaanesh." Zhang Yi said while holding Weiss's hand. "As I said before, the influence of the power of Slaanesh that I control is mostly controllable. Your condition should be effectively controlled by taking sedatives. Of course, you can also rely on my power to stabilize it."

Zhang Yi looked at Weiss and paused.

"Okay, it's okay." Zhang Yi held Weiss's trembling hand tightly. "I'm here."

In the entire RWBY team, Weiss is the only one whose family is suspected to have had direct contact with the Four Gods. She witnessed her father's transformation and the entire process of being killed by the Grey Knights, which left her with an indelible memory.

Especially when she knew how the human empire usually dealt with people like them who had direct relations with the evil god, the image of being tied to the stake and burned to death often appeared in her dreams.

"Can you, kiss me?"

Looking at Weiss in front of him, Zhang Yi lifted her chin and kissed her pale lips.

Then...

"Uncle, there's something wrong with Ruby and Black..."

Yang, carrying Ruby and Black, pushed the door open and witnessed the whole process.

"Weiss! You ran away!" Ruby, whose cheeks were red as she was carried on Yang's shoulders, suddenly became energetic. "I want to kiss the uncle too!"

Ruby disappeared on Yang1's shoulder, and red rose petals appeared in the air. Zhang Yi immediately found that the landing point of Little Red Riding Hood's teleportation was a little crooked, so he took a step sideways and hugged Ruby's slender waist, who looked like she was drunk.