Sir Chen, your wife is missing!
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"But... I really don't know what I did wrong. I need you to help analyze it."
Feng Qingyu turned half a circle on Whip Blade's legs and buried his face in her skin.
Then, she recounted what happened in the restaurant tonight, including being kissed by the Candle Knight under the statue of the first Grand Knight, which was witnessed by Lin Guang who left the arena afterwards.
yysy, it’s quite embarrassing to mention it in front of Lin Guang’s aunt. Even my tail is affected by this emotion, transmitting subtle feelings to my body.
Because it was too embarrassing, Feng Qingyu couldn't help but bite the end of his tail, praying that Whip Blade wouldn't say anything too excessive.
The character of Whip Blade Knight is a proud beauty, it is impossible not to say it.
"You are so stupid."
"what?"
"You are really stupid. Have you slept with so many women from Rhodes Island that your brain has become dull?"
"That's really an exaggeration..."
Feng Qingyu admitted the middle sentence, but definitely denied the first two. Stupidity and slow brain should have nothing to do with her private life.
Is it necessary to link the two together?
Her head was buzzing now, and only one sentence kept repeating in her mind, like a magic sound lingering in her ears.
--What happened?
One hundred and thirteen eight o'clock drama heroine
"What happened?"
Feng Qingyu repeated the devilish brainwashing echo in her ears. Whip Blade put down the teacup and hit her head with his hand.
"Do you really not understand or are you pretending? I still don't understand why Margaret would fall for a woman as stupid as you. Some beasts of burden will not start working until they are whipped. I don't think you are much smarter than those stupid beasts of burden."
"You're getting too much... My pitiful self-esteem can't stand your venomous tongue any more. Please stop telling riddles, or I'll think you're chatting with Kal'tsit."
It should be said that she is worthy of being the Whip Knight. She always manages to carry out her domineering attitude to the end. Although she has no ill intentions, you will always feel that she is a bit bossy when talking to her. If you don't get to know her better, you will find her a bit difficult to get along with.
After being in the society for many years, Feng Qingyu has developed a thick skin. She can accept the criticism with a smile and occasionally tease others to tell them that she doesn't mind at all.
There is no point in minding. Others have mouths and they have the right to freedom of speech.
Feng Qingyu scratched his hair, extremely distressed.
These women never make things clear, like the heroines in the frustrating eight o'clock drama romance series. They have to keep the little things to themselves and not explain them clearly to each other. It takes a lot of twists and turns before they accidentally resolve the misunderstandings, discover that they love each other deeply, and finally get married.
In one word, tired.
After watching the first part, Feng Qingyu never wanted to watch the second part. Even though the actors' acting skills were good, the plot of separation and reunion, ups and downs was a bit repetitive, and it was easy to get tired of it.
She had a feeling that she had become the heroine of a prime-time TV drama, and Lin Guang was another grumpy heroine.
Whip Blade finally confirmed that Feng Qingyu was not pretending to be stupid, she was really - stupid.
A woman was teaching another woman how to use chopsticks and pick up food in front of her. She was also teaching her in vain. The person involved actually felt that he had done nothing wrong. This is outrageous. It's really outrageous.
For the sake of his eldest niece's happiness, Whipblade decided to give it a hard push and severely whip a certain Draco, whose emotional intelligence was infinitely close to that of a beast of burden.
Even his second niece Maria is much smarter than Feng Qingyu in this regard.
"I still don't understand what's so good about you that can attract so many women. Don't lie down, get up."
The comfortable knee pillow was taken away, and Feng Qingyu's head fell on the springy mattress. Although the mattress was good, it was not comparable to the whip blade's knee pillow, and the feeling of lying on it was still a little worse.
"Actually, I've thought about this question before. How can a hoodlum with average looks and average fighting ability be so likable? Besides, I've never pursued any women in my life. So, what does your niece like?"
Feng Qingyu's idea was simple and crude - to cater to his tastes. As long as she could buy what Lin Guang liked, even if this guy was angry, he would not go against the things he liked.
“Once I accept my ordinariness, I will be invincible.”
"..."
Whip Blade has already started digging into the ground with both feet.
She didn't do any serious work tonight. She only saw a nearly thirty-year-old but still very immature man making very déjà vu remarks in her own home, but without taking any action.
Then, the two had a three-hour discussion.
Lin Guang's greatest hobby is training. She does not have any other outstanding talents, and she became a great knight only because of her strong will and diligent training.
In the Rhodes Island Operator Database, there is not much personal information about her, and there is no mention of her personal hobbies. It is impossible to know the food, movies, colors and clothing styles that ordinary girls like.
During the six months we worked together in Rhodes Island after becoming operators, we didn't go shopping together. We only ate together occasionally, and the topics we talked about had nothing to do with our hobbies.
When the time came, I found that I knew nothing about the target person. I was just like a poor student who did not review at all before the math test. My mind went blank when I faced the answer sheet.
"It's over. I... I realized that I don't know her at all. What should I do, Miss Whipblade... We are not going to break up now, right?"
She hugged Whipblade's thighs.
Whip Blade threw her away, walked to the bookshelf, and picked out a few books from the pile. These books were divided into sections on youth love, specially designed for teenagers who don't know how to fall in love. After reading them, they can master all kinds of love skills, which is of great reference value to young people in the confused period.
The publication date is 1087, which makes it an old document from ten years ago, but it is well preserved and looks about % new, except that the pages are a little yellow and brittle.
"These are the most popular romance novels of the year. Take them home and read them tonight. Margaret will come to my house for lunch tomorrow. You know what to do."
"OK, thanks."
Feng Qingyu piled up the books and put them into her handbag. Then, she blasted her out with the whip and slammed the door rudely, not giving her any time to react.
"If you can't calm Margaret down, don't come to see me anymore. I don't want to associate with idiots."
"Hey……"
It seems that she was called an idiot a lot tonight. If it was Whipblade, it would be normal. She even dared to complain about the doctor and Instructor Doberman. She was just an ordinary operator in Rhodes Island. It was normal for her to be scolded.
The future Guards Operator Instructor is merely reprimanding the Operators in advance.
Good, Konoe has something to do.
After bidding farewell to the whip blade inside the door, Feng Qingyu returned to the hotel room to study the romance novel in the bag. The title of the novel was very old, and the atmosphere of the times was overwhelming.
"The Crazy School Beauty Falls in Love with Me", "The Favorite of a Noble Family: The Little Wife of a Female Boss", "Please Be Gentle, Domineering Female Boss"..."
What kind of weird book titles are these? Can you really learn how to make Lin Guang happy by reading these?
Feng Qingyu was full of doubts, but thinking that it was recommended by her aunt, who was a beautiful and mature woman who must know much more than she did, there should be no problem with the recommendation.
It's obvious that Whip Blade has dated girls before and has a lot of experience in love.
"Never mind, let's watch first."
She first opened the book with the longest title, "The Favorite of the Noble Family: The Little Wife of the Female President." However, the first chapter of the novel shocked her.
I thought it was a sweet romance, but I didn't expect that the story starts with a female CEO imprisoning the girl she likes at home. The poor girl, with tears on her face, refuses the female CEO's request.
So, the female president raised her chin and had sharp facial features.
"I've never experienced the feeling of being rejected. Very good, woman, you have successfully attracted my attention."
One hundred and fourteen youth poison
"This... this plot..."
Feng Qingyu turned the page and found that the plot had already developed to an indescribable point. At the beginning, it was just kissing and hugging, and some superficial flirting, but in the second half of the chapter, it was like a rocket, and the speed suddenly soared to several hundred miles per hour, which was jaw-dropping.
The back of the book cover also says "Suggested Shelf: Teen Reading".
Rather than calling it a reading material for teenagers, it is more like "poisonous material" as it contains a lot of content that is not suitable for children. Even if it is necessary for teenagers to know some knowledge in this area, it is very NC if the review says it is not allowed.
Putting aside the reasons mentioned above, the plot description of this novel is indeed quite radical. Half of the book focuses on the intimate scenes between the two heroines, with no restrictions on locations or methods of play, and the descriptions are extremely detailed, as if the author had tried them herself.
"Too bold, hiss..."
The more you read the content, the more embarrassing it becomes.
There were very few books with bold descriptions in the bookstores in Yan Country, but the books that Whip Blade gave her would contain such content in any chapter.
Feng Qingyu didn't know whether it would be helpful for love, but it was very useful in popularizing some adult knowledge.
There is no gradual love process between the two heroines, and there is no plot that can make people happy. Throughout the whole story, all we see is one heroine ruthlessly exploiting and harassing the other heroine.
In novels, when a good-looking protagonist does something harassing to another protagonist, it makes people's heart beat faster.
If the appearance is a little less, it would be X harassment.
It's interesting to watch it without thinking, but once you put it into the framework of reality, you will find that everything is wrong.
"But... why do these women always wrestle? From the beginning to the end, they spin around, hug and stare at each other every day."
Feng Qingyu discovered that the weaker female protagonist in the novel would always fall unconsciously, and the stronger female protagonist would come to support her, thus achieving the effect of making people feel pity for her.
In the two-dimensional works migrated to the East, it is a classic flat fall. There will be no hug, rotation and eye contact, but a series of welfare plots will happen.
Speaking of falling on flat ground, Feng Qingyu has quite a bit of experience. In Rhodes Island, he had the opportunity to try falling on several female operators and received different feedback.
Except for Surtur's overreaction, the other female operators expressed their understanding and forgave her disrespectful behavior.
I wonder what Lin Guang would think?
"Mark first."
The first book was not of much reference value, so she opened another book, "Domineering Female CEO Please Be Gentle." The content of this book is lighter than the previous one. If the previous book is full of meat and fish, this book is a combination of meat and vegetables.
The part about emotional entanglement is described in great detail. One of the heroines has a rather awkward personality, which is surprisingly similar to Lin Guang.
I like to keep things to myself and never talk about them with anyone.
During the time when Lin Guang worked in Rhodes Island, everyone described her as "stable, reliable, and reserved." She was reserved in that she rarely talked about herself, and her communication with the operators was limited to not delving into private matters.
She likes to keep her thoughts to herself, and even her long-time friends, Shining and Nightingale, rarely have the chance to know what she is thinking.
Feng Qingyu still didn't know how she had angered the golden pony. Another heroine in the novel had the same trouble as her, but she was bold and blocked the door of the female president's office to ask.
One party can choose not to say anything, but the other party must ask.
After reading a few chapters, Feng Qingyu was greatly inspired.
"As expected, we still have to go and block Lin Guang."
With the help of old romance novels, she is now full of confidence.
The next day at noon, she got up on time to prepare for the battle. The match between Lin Guang and Nightmare Knight was scheduled for two days later, and she still had some time to resolve the issue between the two.
If Lin Guang goes on the court in a bad mood and accidentally performs poorly and loses to the opponent, missing the chance to win the special championship, she, Feng Qingyu, will become the sinner of the entire Lin Guang family, and her crime is extremely heinous.
That should never have happened before.
Prepared mentally, Feng Qingyu rushed to the door of Whip Blade in full strength. Lin Guang's back flashed in the corridor, with long golden hair and tail, and white cloak, which were all very recognizable features.
Her heart was trembling with nervousness, and she was now like a little girl preparing to confess her love to the female senior she admired.
Now is the time to start the battle. Heroes cannot escape from the battlefield. The Rhodes Island operator, Feng Feng Feng Feng Qingyu, is now heading towards the Star Abyss.
……
Lin Guang and his family had dinner in the courtyard. The dining table, chairs and tableware that Bian Ren had chosen were all very tasteful and simple in style, much better than the splendid and vulgar decorations in many of Longmen's nouveau riche's homes.
When she saw Feng Qingyu, Lin Guang's face looked bad. She was in a trance. She couldn't ask why her aunt invited her, and she didn't want to talk.
"Good afternoon, everyone."
Bianren and Xiaguang greeted each other normally, except Linguang. Linguang was absent-minded and looked like he didn't sleep well last night, with obvious dark circles under his eyes.
Feng Qingyu slept soundly. The advantage of overwork is that the quality of sleep is particularly good.
The two people's conditions are in sharp contrast.
"good afternoon."
Lin Guang greeted reluctantly and lay on the table, feeling sleepy but unable to fall asleep. The meal had not been served in the kitchen yet, and she had had some appetite, but it was gone when she saw the uninvited guest.
There is no doubt that it must be Aunt Zofia's doing.
Well done, don't do it again next time.
Ever since Feng Qingyu showed up, the atmosphere at the table became strange. Bian Ren and Xia Guang were chatting happily, while Feng Qingyu and Lin Guang kept silent.
Whenever no one takes action, someone should stand up and take the initiative.
"Lin Guang, come with me!"
"what?"
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