"What do you mean?"

"It's like hide-and-seek. We used to play that a lot when we were kids."

"Hey, hey, hey, how old are you? Don't act so old."

"We are both considered young geniuses in the eyes of others, the kind that mature very early."

"Ah? Is it a child of the same age as you?"

An Lele was surprised, she thought they were older friends - Brother Jie's circle of friends was obviously not consistent with his age.

"Yes, he is two years older than me, in the same age group, and he is also the third talent I recognized."

"Who's number one?"

"Of course it's me!"

"What about the second one?"

"It's Sister Huaizi, who travels around the world at the West District Children's Palace. But she's a bit old, an old lady, and not on the same level as us."

"Why not me?" An Lele put her hands on her hips and said, "Am I not talented enough?"

“……” Xiaojie scratched his face and said nothing.

But this action is enough to express the meaning - it is obviously not enough!

Anlele is indeed a genius, but compared with Xiaojie's 'stunning' style, he seems a bit normal.

"Okay, let's not talk about this. So where is he? Hide and seek? I'm very interested! I'm a professional at finding people!"

What hide and seek, let you see the battlefield summer job, the ability of super warthog!

"I don't know. Take your time to look for it. There's no rush."

Xiaojie sighed and put away his phone: "Although I am still quite worried about him."

"why?"

"My family is well-off and the environment is great, Sister Lele, you know that, right?"

An Lele rolled her eyes. As an orphan, An Lele was extremely envious of Jie Ge's family.

In other words, even normal people would envy his family's environment.

Although his father and his mother are not geniuses, they are open-minded enough.

Such a family is indeed a high-quality parenting environment. Even if Xiaojie is an ordinary person, he will grow up to be an excellent person.

"His family is the opposite of mine. His parents divorced very early, and his mother seemed to have died of illness."

"Eh? Who is raising him now?"

"In Unova, he was adopted by a rich aunt."

"That's pretty good."

"But it's not very happy, is it? Maybe you are an invited guest this time?"

Xiao Jie looked around as he spoke. There were a lot of guests coming, so it seemed that Lao Ren still had some influence in the community.

And it is probably because Thomas Company and President Sindorra himself are also hot topics like internet celebrities.

So in addition to the local media from the Sakura Empire, there were also many foreigners, including many from Unova.

His friend was a child from Sakura Empire. He followed his mother to Unova and found a new adoptive mother in the Unova region.

This combination is probably rare, but if you look for it slowly, you should be able to find it.

Well, it’s been a few years since we last met?

Xiaojie was playing at his uncle's house here and got to know the other person.

At that time, the other party's parents had not yet divorced, so if you count it this way, it has been several years...

"Okay, take your time to find the fun of you two childhood sweethearts."

"He's a boy."

"What does it matter? When I was little, I also thought my childhood sweetheart was a boy."

"Eh? Sister Lele, do you have a childhood sweetheart?"

"Yes, we used to sleep together when we were little."

"and after?"

"What happened next?"

"Sister Lele, what happened to your childhood sweetheart? Was there any twist in the story that led to them not being together anymore?"

"She's just looking after the house." An Lele looked at him suspiciously. "We were all out, and she was just looking after the house. There's no such complicated story."

"…So what does she look like? Pretty, right?"

"Of course it looks good! The main thing is that it's strong enough. Two meters and three meters tall, weighing more than two hundred kilograms, isn't it amazing!"

Xiao Jie's eyes widened, and he imagined an image of a super brave sister.

Two meters and three meters tall, weighing more than two hundred kilograms, is this some kind of devilish muscle man?

"She... this... Sister Lele, does she play basketball?"

"Play basketball? She doesn't like playing basketball, but Xiao Hei does. And judging by her age, she's almost twenty now. She's too old to play with toys."

"what?"

"Ah what, is there something wrong?"

"Nothing is right! Who is Xiao Hei?!"

“The black peacock from my hometown.”

"Why would your childhood sweetheart be compared to the black peacock!"

“Why can’t the Siberian tiger be compared with the black peacock?”

“Why is it a Siberian tiger?”

"Why can't it be a Siberian tiger...didn't I say that before?"

"You only said that you thought she was a boy when you were little!"

"Yes, and later I found out that she was a tigress."

"...Then you guys sleep together?"

"I used to hold her when she was little, but later she grew much faster than me, but I still held her when she slept."

"She—wait a minute, that makes sense. She's over two meters long and weighs over two hundred kilograms..."

"That's right. The average weight of a female Siberian tiger is about 170 kg. She is particularly strong, so she weighs over 200 kg."

"Shouldn't this animal be in a zoo? Why is it guarding your house?"

"Because she's a protected animal, and my home is in a nature reserve, it makes sense for her to come and stay for a while from time to time, right?"

"No, okay!" Xiao Jie scratched his head, "Sister Lele, what kind of dangerous place is your home? Why are there these things?"

"That's nothing. I have snow leopards at home, Little White, Big Yellow, Little Black, and Little Spot - Little Spot is a Saker Falcon."

An Lele counted on her fingers to tell Xiaojie what special species would occasionally appear in her back garden, but it turned out that the rarest one was rhubarb.

In terms of population size, there are only more than 500 wild Siberian tigers today, and Dahuang is still a tigress, shouldering the burden of bearing children.

"Da Huang should have given birth to a cub, but she just didn't bring it back. I didn't see her for a while when I was a child. The master said she went to look for love."

"God is looking for love, I gradually understand it all, you are the child of nature, when are you going to dance and sing?"

Xiaojie is a normal NPC from the urban Dragon King literature, but Anlele is a crossover from the Disney Princess line next door!

The two chatted and Xiaojie looked at his watch: "Huh? Where's the eldest lady? Why hasn't she come yet?"

"Right... Where's the young lady?"

……

……

Where is the eldest lady?

The eldest daughter went to sing opera—crossed out—and quietly watched the fun.

She is not interested in the Rice Flower City Hall, but the combination of Sindra and Rice Flower City Hall gives her a sense of déjà vu.

Isn't this a theatrical version of Bleach?

To this end, she directly retrieved the background data and looked through the list of visiting guests.

Sure enough, the names of a bunch of people clearly showed up, which made her understand the nature of this world.

Bad news: This is a stitched-up world!

Good news: everything that can be sewn has been sewn...

Now let's see who has not been borrowed.

What American bullying - look at the detective named Mori, his daughter Miss Mori, his best friend Miss Sonoko, and the light bulb Kudo-kun.

Alia thought it was reasonable for a chaebol daughter like Sonoko to wander around without bodyguards.

Why do you need a bodyguard when you're always around Xiaolan?

You have to know that as the ceiling of military power, few people can beat her except the humanoid Gundam Kyogoku Makoto.

And as everyone knows, in the world of Death God Elementary School Students, bodyguards are the most useless waste.

It is hard to say whether they have accidentally entered Alia's world or this normal world has suddenly broken into their lives.

Or have they been there from the beginning, but they just had no intersection?

Wait, if that’s the case, then this world’s slightly subtle timeline seems to have a reasonable explanation?

——It's strange!

But it doesn’t matter, Alia is very receptive.

She has asked people to keep a close eye on the Ferris wheels around to see if there is the Porsche 365A that refuses to change its car.

Ah - Sydney -

So what would the criminal organization that calls Akai Shuichi "dad" all over the world call them when they meet themselves?

Probably calling for help...

Since she couldn't find Gin, Alya naturally went to see the cute unicorn first.

Well, how should I put it, Miss Maori is very cute and youthful.

But it turns out that this hairstyle is still difficult to control in the real-life version.

And this Kudo-kun, isn't he really Oguri Shun...

Detective Mori is the same type as Jinnai Takanori, and Alia thought it was quite authentic when the live-action version was made.

So there are no elementary school students, no little loli, where is my Sydney?

Alia glanced at the three naughty kids following behind them, curled her lips, and let these three go.

The one in the middle is Ayumi? The other two are two fat and thin generals...

Let’s just say that if the plot line was extended, a science fiction ending would be reasonable.

In the future, they will grow into the iron triangle of the Black Organization: Vodka, Gin, and Vermouth!

Then, in order to maintain peace in the world of Death Gods, he devoted himself to capturing and killing a certain Death God elementary school student, so he returned to the present.

Of course, this kind of plot is impossible, so let Kudo Washing Machine fall into a coma and become a vegetable, and just let it be that he is dreaming.

Just as she was looking over, the three children ran past her and headed towards the play cabin behind her.

Motion-sensing games require space for activities, and even the current full set of equipment requires the body to be hung above and there to be an omnidirectional running base underneath.

So Thomas Company made the entire game space into a cocoon-like shape, which is very large.

After a normal person puts on the equipment, he can run and jump around, and because there is a restraint around the waist, he will not jump out.

Alia had seen this thing before, so she wasn't too excited, but how could people nowadays have seen this?

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