As a result, it is possible to achieve success.

"Well, that's not the case..."

Hei Muguang laughed awkwardly and said, "He and Xiaoli are busy digging their graves. They say that the whole grave, including the inscriptions, is filled with an unlucky aura...

Well, didn’t you attend their funerals? We put so much effort into making it so grand and magnificent, and spent a lot of money. Even if you can’t use it now, you can save it for later…

Ahem, I didn’t say anything just now, and you didn’t hear anything!”

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 19 Whoever goes to cultivate immortality is a dog!

"Huh, it's finally clean."

Heiyang moved his wrist and looked at the grave that had been razed to the ground in front of him. He felt refreshed, as if the mountain pressing on his chest had finally been removed.

"The eyesore has finally disappeared!"

Hongli stretched lazily and lifted up her clothes: "Everyone go back to your own home and find your own mother."

"go back?"

Heiyang snorted softly: "I calculated with my fingers, the house must be crowded with all kinds of relatives and friends at this time. If I go back now, I will definitely be caught and questioned."

"Uh……"

Imagining that scene, Hongli couldn't help but shudder, with a funny expression on her face: "That makes sense, then where can we go?"

"Um, a certain restaurant?"

Heiyang asked tentatively.

"No, that place has been renamed to something like Xianlai Tavern, which means my youth is over."

Hong Li snorted: "Besides, our seat has been sat by that weasel. It's so unlucky!"

"Then tell me where to go to laze around."

Heiyang spread his hands: "We can't just sit on this grave, right?"

"Hey, hey, hey, watch your words. What do you mean by a grave? Whose grave is it?"

Hongli showed dead fish eyes and pointed to the side: "This is just an ordinary empty lot. It has never been used as a grave. Remember that!"

"Indeed, I made a slip of the tongue!"

Heiyang nodded seriously, but the inscription on the grave surfaced in his mind, and he couldn't help but say, "Well, they want to bury us together."

"Hmm? Then what?"

Hongli suddenly turned her head and squinted at Heiyang: "What do you want to say?"

"Well, it's just... just like they say..."

Heiyang pointed at Hongli, then at himself, and asked suspiciously, "Do we really have such a good relationship as they say?

They all think we are a couple."

"How would I know about that?"

Hong Li said impatiently: "I've never been in a relationship, how would I know what's going on? It's so confusing!"

"Well, that makes sense."

Heiyang nodded and stopped discussing this topic: "By the way, if the so-called immortal is fake, doesn't that mean that the option of becoming his disciple is gone?

After going around in circles, I feel like I’m back to square one, with no progress at all.”

"If it's gone, it's gone."

Hongli rolled her eyes and said, "We never thought about practicing seriously anyway, and we were planning to let the spirit chicken go.

Now, this situation is just what we want, we don’t have to be forced to practice.”

"That's right..."

Hei Yang sighed: "But if we fail to embark on the path of cultivation, then we will really be ordinary people for the rest of our lives, lying in the coffin before we have time to enjoy the beauty of life..."

"Ah, yes, just like ordinary people."

Hong Li looked at the sky and murmured, "Just, an ordinary childhood, an ordinary growth, an ordinary ending... Ugh...

In short, it’s just an ordinary person’s life, and if you think about it carefully, there’s nothing wrong with it, right?”

"you are lying."

Hei Yang ruthlessly exposed: "You don't think so at all."

"Hey, do you have to be so sensitive?"

Hong Li said angrily, "You act like you know me very well, which really makes me angry. How can you tell at a glance that I'm lying? Don't I have any dignity?"

"That can't be helped. We're too familiar with each other. You can hardly hide anything in front of me. It's like you're not wearing any clothes..."

"Hey! Could you please stop saying things like that?"

Hong Li took a deep breath and said, "At least treat me as a girl once in a while, that kind of talk is very rude!"

"I'm sorry, after so many years, it has become an instinctive memory of my body, just like when you are scalded by hot water and you subconsciously pull your hand back..."

"Don't add so many weird things to your instincts. When did you secretly carry out human evolution?"

"Isn't it the same for you?"

Heiyang smiled contemptuously and glanced at Hongli: "I'm telling a lie now, do you dare to say that you can't tell it right away?"

"That, that's different!"

"What's the difference?"

"You are such a bad liar that anyone can tell!"

"Oh, yes, yes, go ahead and keep quibbling. I'm listening."

"Who is quibbling? I said it's different, and it's different!"

"Wow, you're starting to be unreasonable, aren't you? This is a large-scale double standard scene?"

"What the hell..."

Hongli gnashed her teeth and said, "You bastard, you want to fight, right?"

"Tsk, a mere red glass, can be destroyed with a snap of a finger."

"Grass! (a plant)"

Hong Li took a deep breath, calmed down, and looked at Hei Yang: "Hey, if you don't embark on the path of cultivation, will you stay in Five Colors City forever?"

"what?"

Heiyang answered casually: "Of course it is. It's so dangerous outside. If I could, I wouldn't even want to leave the house. What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

Hong Li nodded: "That is, I can watch you slowly grow old and die, and appreciate your desperate expression as you step towards death step by step.

Humph, don’t say you are not afraid of death. Don’t think I don’t know that although I don’t know the reason, you are actually the most afraid of death!

Thinking this way, when I die of old age, there will be someone who is even more afraid, and I suddenly feel a lot more relaxed. "

"If you can't talk, then just don't talk!"

Veins popped out on Heiyang's forehead: "How do you know that you can live longer than me?

If you die of old age first, I will go to your grave and do square dance!"

“What is square dancing?”

"It's a mysterious ritual that you need to perform when you get old."

"Riddler, get out of the City of Five Colors!"

Hong Li snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "A mere Hei Yang wants to live longer than me. He really overestimates his own abilities!"

"Hey, where do you get your inexplicable confidence from? Do you have someone in the underworld or something?"

"I think you look quite gloomy!"

"Oh, each other."

"Are you still not convinced?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Would you like to compete?"

“Who lives longer?”

"Uh-huh, I dare you!"

"Oh, I'm afraid of you?"

Heiyang sneered: "You should know who you are challenging. Don't cry if you lose!"

"Good man, if I lose, I'm going to lie in my coffin and cry, right?"

"Well, that makes sense."

Heiyang suddenly realized: "What's the point of this competition then? The loser will just escape punishment!"

"The loser will be punished by being danced on a grave, okay?"

"No, no, this won't give me the feeling of winning. After all, you're already buried underground, and you can't just come back to life and yell six six six next to me."

"He gave a lot of reasons."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang suspiciously: "I say, you are not afraid to compete, are you?"

"Provoking me?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened. "Good fellow, I'm sold on this. Fine, let's compete. Am I afraid of you?"

"That's a deal?"

"That's a deal!"

The boy and girl put their hands together and shouted in unison: "Good brothers, let's go together. Whoever goes to cultivate immortality is a dog!"

"Miss, ma'am!"

The servant of the Hong family ran over, out of breath: "Master, he, he is looking for you!"

"what?"

Hongli's hand was still holding Heiyang's. When she saw someone coming, she subconsciously retracted her hand as if she had received an electric shock: "What, what's wrong? Don't they know I'm digging a grave?"

"No, it's not!"

The servant paused and said a shocking news: "Young Master Hong Butian, your cousin, who was about to go to the Five Elements Sect, suddenly, suddenly lost all his martial arts and became a cripple!"

"Ah, what does that have to do with me, wait..."

Hong Li's expression froze: "Could it be..."

"Yup!"

The servant said excitedly: "The eldest young master will definitely not be able to go, and apart from the eldest young master, you are the most talented of the younger generation of our Hong family, and you also have the experience of exposing the evil spirit.

So the elders in the family got together and decided to give this opportunity to become an immortal to you, young lady!

Hey, miss, are you very happy and excited? I was also shocked when I heard the news!"

"Ah, this, ah, this..."

Hong Li was stunned: "I was also shocked, this, this is unreasonable!"

"Good guy, I'm just a good guy."

Heiyang's expression was extremely interesting. He glanced at Hongli, then at the servant, and couldn't help laughing: "Come to think of it, this guy was the one who suddenly barged in when we were talking last time.

Wow, you have such a superb skill of slapping someone in the face, and such perfect timing for slapping someone in the face.

Well, how should I put it? I think a talent like you should have a proper name!"

"Grass! (expletive)"

Hong Li suddenly came back to her senses: "Stop talking nonsense, Hei Yang, find a way to save me!"

(End of this chapter)