"It has nothing to do with your great health."
Heiyang said calmly: "If it's not difficult, you want to crawl out of bed? If you're not tired, don't you want to lie in bed?
As long as you are lazy enough, no matter how high your realm is, you will only evolve from a salted fish spirit to a salted fish demon king. "
Hongli: "..."
"Okay, okay, you have a lot of reasons, I'll listen to you."
Hongli yawned, "Good night then."
"Ah, good night to you, I'll stay up a little longer."
Hongli: “?”
"I didn't say..."
Hong Li suddenly wasn't sleepy anymore: "You really are not a human being, right? You let me sleep but you stay up late?"
"what happened?"
Hei Yang said nonchalantly: "Human physiques cannot be generalized. Your situation is different from mine. You have to get up early, but I don't.
"My parents saw that I had reached the Qi Refining Stage, so it's reasonable for them to reward me with a gift package for staying in bed, right?"
"It's unreasonable, very unreasonable!"
Hong Li shouted, "Wait, I'll write a letter and tell my uncle and aunt that I've reached the foundation-building stage. Ask them to give you more training tasks!"
"Hehe, Heiyang will never be defeated by the same trick twice!"
Hei Yang sneered disdainfully: "If you dare to make up stories, I will spread them.
If you tell my parents that you are in the foundation-building stage, I will publicize your glorious achievements and let the elders and fellow villagers in our Five Colors City know that a promising child has emerged in the city and has become rich outside!
By then, I’m afraid even your uncle and aunt will think that you have truly established your foundation and regard you as the pride of the entire city.
When everyone sees the Five Elements Sect airship, they will sigh: Ah, how great it would be if Hongli was on this airship!
Humph, I'll see when the time comes, who will die of exhaustion first, me or you?"
"you you you!"
Hong Li's pupils trembled, and her voice trembled: "How can there be such a despicable person like you? Don't spread rumors!"
"Oh, you can control my mouth, but can you control what the folks want to hear?"
Heiyang's voice was like the devil's whisper: "Do you want me to help you "inadvertently" spread the news about you rejecting the confession of the great monk in the Jindan stage?"
Hongli: “!”
"That's enough. That's enough."
Hong Li whispered, "I won't lie about military intelligence, okay? Don't spread rumors, or I'll be like you, unable to return home."
"Wow, you're still so bold as to say that."
Heiyang rolled his eyes and said, "But let's call this a draw. Both sides' tactics are too despicable. It's void!"
"actually……"
Hong Li muttered softly, "This is considered quite aboveboard among the methods we have used before..."
"You don't need to remind me of this!"
The corners of Heiyang's mouth couldn't stop twitching, as if he was thinking of some unbearable past events: "Okay, okay, you go to sleep, I'll go to sleep later."
"so……"
Hong Li asked curiously, "Why are you not sleeping there so late at night? Don't tell me you are practicing hard, no one will believe that."
"Ah, it's nothing..."
Heiyang said casually: "I was just busy peeking at your diary..."
Hong Li: "???"
"Ah, that's not right."
Heiyang suddenly realized: "What I just said was actually... Damn, I can't make up any excuses. That's right, I was just peeking at your diary!"
"Black Sun!!!"
Hong Li’s high-pitched roar made Hei Yang’s head buzz: “Shameless, shameless, vulgar, despicable villain!
You, you don't even want to give me a perfunctory response, why don't you make up an excuse!"
"Hey, no one would ask others to do things perfunctorily."
Hei Yang complained: "Besides, don't get so excited, I just found it by accident. I didn't know what it was at first, and then I just took a look at it!"
"Discovered by accident?! I think you had it planned all along!"
Hongli gritted her teeth, her whole body emitting a fiery breath: "You, a privacy thief!"
"Ah this..."
Heiyang knew he was in the wrong, and muttered quietly: "But speaking of which, you were really fucking cute when you were a child, hahahaha. If it weren't for this diary reminding me, I would have almost forgotten that you were like that."
“Ahhhhhhhh, amnesia, give me amnesia!”
Hong Li didn't know whether she was angry or something, her face was red and she said, "Please forget all those things, please!"
"What is the basic attitude for asking for help?"
Heiyang snorted: "I don't see your sincerity."
"?"
A row of question marks appeared above Hongli's head: "I'm not saying anything, how can there be a shameless creature like Heiyang!
It was obviously you who was peeking, but I still asked you to do it. That's too much. Do you have any conscience?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment: "When have we ever had a conscience? Isn't it always the one who holds the initiative who is the boss?"
"That's right..."
Hongli said in a weaker tone: "But you see how pitiful I am today, do you have the heart to continue bullying me?"
"Humph, fighting doesn't believe in tears. Beware of Hongli playing the sympathy card!"
Heiyang refused to give in: "Besides, it's already past midnight, and the comic book incident happened yesterday!"
"!!!"
Hongli's eyes widened: "Comics! My..."
"No woo-woo!"
Heiyang interrupted the spell: "I told you, the same move won't work on me twice!"
"Tsk, I don't believe it."
Hong Li's voice suddenly calmed down: "After a while, when you relax your vigilance or your resistance decreases, the same trick will still work on you. I have tested it many times!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Are you blocking my bug here?"
Hei Yang said unhappily: "Okay, if you have something to say, just say it now. If you don't, I will block your messages."
Hongli: “!”
"Block my messages!"
Hong Li's voice trembled: "Don't tell me you already have someone outside? I just left not long ago!"
"Please continue your performance."
Heiyang said expressionlessly: "I'm listening."
"whispering sound."
Hong Li made an unhappy sound: "I don't care, you read my diary, as compensation, you have to let me read your diary too!"
"Why do I feel like you've been planning this for a long time?"
"Your illusion."
"That would be a shame."
Heiyang shook his head: "I have burned my diaries to ashes. You probably can't see them anymore."
"nonsense!"
Hongli said without hesitation: "It was clearly put in that gray iron box and buried under the floor of your house!"
"???"
A question mark appeared above Heiyang's head: "No, I said, I'm so fucking, you're so... you also know this?!"
"Heh, because I've wanted to steal it for a long time, but I never found a chance... Ahem, I didn't say anything."
Hongli coughed twice: "Anyway, let me recover!"
"do not want!"
Black Sunshine quickly retreated: "Good night! Sweet dreams!"
"???"
Hong Li's face was filled with disbelief: "How dare you really block me, Hei Yang? Hei Yang!"
"Hello, the user you are calling is sleeping. Please try again tomorrow morning. What a joke."
"Fuck, you might be seriously ill."
Hong Li covered her face and couldn't bear to watch: "I can still tell your voice is hoarse, okay, don't pretend to reply automatically!"
"Good night. This is the third time. I advise you not to be ungrateful and go to sleep!"
"Ah, okay, okay."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Good night, sweet dreams."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 40 The world is so beautiful~
"Good morning, auntie."
Hongli rubbed her sleepy eyes and opened the door. Standing outside was her master Hongling.
"Oh, my little Li, look at the time, it's getting late!"
Hongling stepped into the room, grabbed Hongli's arm and moved her to the dressing table, where she sat on the seat.
"Look, look."
Hongling grumbled as she combed her niece's hair: "How did you sleep in the middle of the night? Why is your hair so messy?
There are still water marks on your face. My God, Xiaoli, you are not drooling when you sleep, are you? Refining the Return to the Innate Realm does not mean that you can really return to your infancy!"
"what?"
Hong Li squinted her eyes and looked at the confused girl in the mirror. It took her a long time to realize that it was herself. As for what her aunt had just said...
Well, I fell asleep and didn’t hear it…
Thinking about this, Hongli couldn't help yawning again. Someone was right. Even if one is in good health, laziness is innate.
"Oh my god... that's not right... Auntie..."
Hong Li's head swayed left and right as Hong Ling's hand did. "I've rarely tied a ponytail before. Usually I just comb it twice. It will get messy after a while anyway..."
Well, isn’t hair something that can be used to block out the glaring sunlight anytime and anywhere so that you can sleep easily?”
"Xiao Li, what are you talking about?"
Hong Ling said seriously, "Today you will be moving to the mountain gate where the outer disciples are. You may have to interact with the brothers and sisters. You must be positive and neat in front of everyone."
"Ah, maybe."
Hongli felt that, given her personality of being too lazy to go out, her fellow disciples might not even notice that she had moved there.
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