"Wow, it's bigger than my house. Shouldn't that be surprising?"
Heiyang looked up at the two tall and spacious black doors, and the several-meter-high stone beast statues standing beside the doors. Three big words suddenly emerged in his mind: Domineering!
Zhang San and Li Si followed Hei Yang and stepped into the Hei family.
"Hmm... As expected of the Royal Capital Hei family, there are guards standing on both sides of the gate. This... huh?"
Heiyang was just about to brag with his eyes closed, but when he opened his eyes, he saw a group of people surrounding the gate, staring at him intently.
Standing in the front was a middle-aged man who looked to be ten years older than Heiyang's father.
Everything here is relatively normal, but the composition of the team behind him is a bit complicated.
There are the least number of young and middle-aged men and women, probably only three or four, and most of them are elderly and children?
A dozen elderly people and dozens of children.
Among the children, Heiyang estimated that the oldest one was no more than twelve years old.
The youngest one is still being held by the adults.
The old people had kind faces, the children were full of curiosity, and the middle-aged man in the front smiled and stretched out his hand to greet them.
“Sure enough, the aftereffects are still quite serious, even hallucinations are coming out.
I actually saw everyone bringing their families to welcome me. Isn’t that ridiculous?”
Heiyang chuckled, looked around at the confused Zhang San and Li Si, scratched his head and said, "What's wrong with you? Isn't it funny?"
"Ah, this... Master..."
Zhang San's voice trembled: "Is there a possibility..."
"possible……"
Li Si continued: "Maybe what's in front of me isn't an illusion?"
"Absolutely impossible?"
Heiyang denied it decisively. You must be joking. It is important for people to know themselves. Even if he has some talent, he should not be welcomed by the Hei family in this way.
"Could it be..."
Heiyang looked suspicious: "Did you all see it?"
"Ok!"
Zhang San and Li Si nodded with difficulty.
"It shouldn't be..."
Heiyang frowned and thought: "Could it be some kind of illusion? Do I need to go through some test to enter the house..."
"Master, I've finally been waiting for you!"
The middle-aged man grasped Heiyang's hand, his face showing uncontrollable excitement: "Qi Refining Stage, it's really Qi Refining Stage. With your leadership, my Hei family has hope for revival!"
"Wait, what kind of relationship is this..."
Before Hei Yang could finish his words, he was interrupted by everyone saying, "Greetings to the Patriarch!"
The four words "Greetings to the head of the family" were uttered by people of all ages, both male and female, and they were indeed very uniform, as if they had been rehearsed countless times.
"..."
A light bulb popped up above Heiyang's head, as if he suddenly understood something. He turned around and shouted to Zhang San and Li Si: "Go!"
"Boom!"
The two doors were slammed shut by the "doorman".
"boom!"
The stone beast at the door shattered with a loud bang, and a group of people jumped out, each holding a thick chain. "Click, click, click, click" the locks were hung on the door, tightly wrapped around it.
"broken!"
Heiyang's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately realized that this was a long-planned conspiracy against him.
Suddenly, anger rose in his heart and evil was in his heart. Heiyang jumped in front of the door and kicked the huge door with one foot, breaking all the chains.
"Haha, you want to trap me, so foolish... huh?"
The smile on Heiyang's face froze. He felt his arm a little heavy. He slowly turned his head to look, and his pupils suddenly trembled.
The middle-aged man who had just shaken hands with him was still holding his hand, and did not let go even when Heiyang jumped, and even wanted to extend his other hand!
"what!"
The handsome guy screamed.
"Uncle, what are you doing? Let go, let go!"
Heiyang swung his arms at such a speed that they left an afterimage: "If you try to touch me again, I'll be rude to you!"
But no matter how much Heiyang shook his arm, the man refused to let go: "Sure enough, I already knew that the gate was unreliable, and I needed to take action myself.
However, although you have great magical powers and unlimited strength.
But my entire body has been coated with a special adhesive liquid. Unless you use a corresponding liquid to dissolve the stickiness, you will have to tear off my skin if you want to get rid of me!"
"Ah, what suicide fighter?"
Hei Yang's pupils continued to tremble: "I'm warning you, let go, or I will really do it!"
"Humph!"
The middle-aged man snorted: "Everyone act according to the plan!"
"!"
Heiyang was shocked: "You still have a plan?!"
Under Heiyang's horrified gaze, the group of little brats rushed up and hugged him tightly.
"Uncle Heiyang, please don't leave!"
"Uncle Heiyang, please don't abandon us!"
"Uncle Heiyang, wuwuwu..."
As soon as one child started crying, all the other children started crying, and there was actually some damn mucus on their bodies!
"You guys, what the hell...what kind of self-destructing family???"
The fear on Heiyang's face could no longer be suppressed, and he struggled to drag the child's body towards the door.
On one side is the "Howling of a Child", which is as famous as the "Howling of a Banshee", constantly causing lasting damage to Heiyang's spirit.
And he also had to control the strength so as not to hurt these children...
"You, think..."
Heiyang gritted his teeth, stepped over the threshold, and smiled: "Do you think you can trap me like this?"
But Heiyang forgot that there was still a team of old people who had not yet exerted their strength. They just saw them gathering their energy and starting to shout with full strength.
"Ouch, I'm having a heart attack, Xiaoyang, come and save me."
"Ouch, my asthma is acting up, Xiaoyang, come and see me."
"Ouch, my head hurts. Is this the end? Xiaoyang, can you fulfill my last wish?"
"Ouch, my knee hurts. I'm going to be paralyzed. Xiaoyang, come quickly!"
"My, my, my eyes hurt so much, am I going blind? Xiaoyang, please let me take one last look at you!"
"Oh my, I, I, I have all their diseases, Xiaoyang, save me."
"Oh my, me too..."
The old men looked at each other secretly, nodded, and said in unison: "I held you in my arms when you were a child, don't you remember?"
Heiyang: “?”
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 58 This is great freedom, great wisdom, great power, and great size!
"Okay, Xiao Shiqi, you can come down now."
The middle-aged woman carefully applied mucus-removing liquid on the group of humans in front of her, silently calculating the time in her mind, patted a child on the group of humans, and picked him up.
"After you get out of the way, it will be Xiao Shiba."
"Mom, can I come down last?"
Xiao Shiba said coquettishly: "Uncle Heiyang has a very nice smell. I want to smell it for a while longer."
"no!"
Heiyang sat cross-legged on the ground with an expressionless face, feeling overwhelmed - in fact, there were indeed two children sticking to his head.
"Get down quickly and don't try to get close to me!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "I am as chaste as a jade, how can you guys defile me at will?
Besides, I’m only sixteen this year, and I’ll only be seventeen after my birthday this year, so why call me uncle! "
"Ah, this...that...Xiao Yang..."
Hei Changhong, whose arm was stuck to Hei Yang's, showed an awkward and offensive smile and muttered softly.
"According to seniority, Xiao Shiba should really call you uncle. Even though I'm a little older than you, you should actually call me brother."
“A little bit?”
Hei Yang glanced at Hei Chang Hong and said, "Yi Diu Diu!"
"Ah, this, cough cough..."
Hei Changhong continued to maintain an awkward yet offensive smile: "Xiaoyang, I know you are resentful because we tricked you into coming here, but we are all relatives, no, we are all family.
Family members should love each other for life and hold each other together for warmth when encountering any difficulties..."
"Yes, I already feel the warmth. Besides, I should start with rejecting moral kidnapping!"
Heiyang still had no expression on his face. He shook his body gently, and the little kids on his body swung back and forth, making terrifying giggling sounds.
Just like the breeze blowing through the treetops, the leaves fluttering, rustling...
cough cough...
Well, it doesn’t look like some crappy leaves at all!
This scene is too mentally polluting, so please don't imagine it.
"Ah, this, that..."
"father--"
A little boy couldn't help but yelled: "I want to pee!"
"Hold it, don't pee!"
Heiyang looked at the little boy with murderous intent: "If you dare to pee, I will do this, that, hey ha, and then do this again! Do you understand!"
The little boy was shocked. Not everyone is like Hongli, who is proficient in the tenth level of Black Yang language.
Therefore, he didn't understand what "this, that, hey ha, and then this again!" was, but that didn't stop him from fighting back with the basic skills that most children had mastered.
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow uncle is so mean to me wow wow wow!!!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Thanks, my head hurts again.
Oh, no, I can’t feel the existence of my head anymore, and it doesn’t hurt anymore!
what……
Haha ...
Hahaha………
How did things get like this?
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