"Yeah, oh, by the way, pay attention to Brother Heichen and Second Grandpa, don't disturb them from resting."
"Yes, I understand!"
"..."
Watching Zhang San carefully close the door, Heiyang sighed, then shifted his gaze back, took out the papers hidden under the desk and spread them out on the table.
Ignoring the inexplicable lines with a very artistic feel that Heiyang scribbled when he was upset, the words above caught the eye.
[How to maintain a long-distance relationship? 】
【First,……】
【second,……】
"..."
"But then again, even though we're engaged, we haven't even confessed our love to each other. Does this really count as a long-distance relationship, rather than just my wishful thinking?"
Heiyang sighed and lay on the table, looking like he had given up on himself. "Besides, I can't think of any good solution. In my previous life, I studied all the time and I don't know anything about this!"
"For things like this, do I really need to consult with elders who have rich life experience?"
Heiyang looked sad: "But how can I say this kind of thing out loud? It's too embarrassing!"
With a sigh, Heiyang sat up straight again, looking at the "tips for long-distance relationships" that he had spent half a day summarizing with an expression as if it were trash. A sense of unreliability came over him, making him feel uneasy.
[The first step in a long-distance relationship: First of all, you have to be in a relationship before you can have a long-distance relationship, so you need to confess your love first! ]
"Ah...did I write this?!"
Heiyang's expression froze, and he looked away unnaturally: "Ahem, this is not important. Next, next!"
[Second way to a long-distance relationship: After you have established a romantic relationship, you should first find out the reason for the long-distance relationship. Is it because of work or family circumstances that caused the two of you to separate?]
"Ah, it seems that I was also involved in her arrest..."
Heiyang felt even more guilty: "Ah, no, how could I be such a beast, this is completely force majeure, yes, force majeure, it has nothing to do with me!
Sure enough, what I wrote was unreliable, some rubbish tips for long-distance relationships, next one, next one!"
[The third way to deal with long-distance relationships: Are you sure you and your lover understand each other? If so, you might as well put yourself in your partner's shoes and think about the problem. Think about what you would do if you were in that situation. This can eliminate many misunderstandings between the two of you.]
"Ha, isn't that good? How could I not understand her? I understand her better than her parents!"
Heiyang finally regained a lot of confidence: "Well, very good, next put yourself in her shoes, if I were her, what would I think of Heiyang now?"
"Well……"
Heiyang frowned, adjusted his expression slightly, and got into the state. Then, he subconsciously cursed, "Heiyang, you bastard, ahhhh, so infuriating, why wasn't he arrested, why!
He should be the one practicing hard while I just lie back and enjoy myself. Damn it, ahhhhhhh!"
"..."
Heiyang blinked and felt even more nervous.
"Uh, no, no, she definitely doesn't think so!
Hahaha, I really don't know her as well as I thought. My imitation is not similar at all. Yes, not similar at all!"
Heiyang used a skill he had learned by himself: Self-deception!
General effect.
Heiyang's conscience received some false comfort!
"Bah, what a crappy trick, it won't work at all!"
Hei Yang was so angry that he said, "Look at one more. If it's still not reliable, I won't look at it anymore. It's useless!"
[The fourth way to deal with a long-distance relationship: If you really can’t shorten the long-distance relationship, then you might as well give him a little more care, call him more often, and care about his daily life and work troubles.
Generally speaking, you can start the conversation with reasons such as the weather, three meals a day, etc., so as to give the other person the feeling that you are always with him. 】
“Well, that sounds good.”
Heiyang's eyes lit up, and he looked at the still warm pork bone noodle soup on the table, and a plan instantly came to his mind!
[Black Sun: [Picture] [Picture]]
[Hongli:? 】
[Heiyang: Look, how is it, do you want to eat it? ]
[Hongli: Yes, I want to eat it. It looks delicious.]
[Hei Yang: Hehe, it’s a pity that you can’t eat it. Are you angry? Are you angry? ]
[Hongli:? 】
【Hongli: You are so stupid! 】
[Hongli: Heiyang, I’m gonna fuck you, you idiot]
[Hongli: *******]
[Hei Yang:...]
Heiyang blinked and gently lifted the paper on the table. A few small sparks jumped out from his fingertips and jumped onto the paper.
"boom!"
The fire lit up the house and ashes fell.
Hold the bowl in one hand and hold the chopsticks in the other.
"Damn it, the summary is really unreliable!"
Heiyang had a ferocious look on his face. He lowered his head and ate noodles, which would have been cold soon.
……
"Fuck...what does Heiyang mean?"
Hong Li was full of questions and subconsciously felt around a few times: "Could he have used some despicable and evil props to monitor me? Otherwise, how would he know that I'm hungry now?"
"..."
"Forget it, if you can't figure it out, just forget about it!"
Scratching her head irritably, Hongli swung the spear in her hand, pointing the tip of the spear at Xiaoli Huohe who was curled up in the corner of the bed, her face full of murderous intent: "Tell me! Did you steal all my snacks!"
"Chirp! Chirp!"
Xiao Li Huohe looked at the woman in front of him with horror. She had clearly called her her precious daughter yesterday, but today she was pointing a spear at her. The world of adults is too scary!
"What are you standing there for? Five seconds, speak now!"
Hongli snorted coldly: "Crying, crying also counts as time!"
"Chirp! Chirp!"
Xiao Li Huo He shook her head frantically. It wasn't her who did it. It definitely wasn't her who did it. She was just a cute Xiao Li Huo He. How could she have any bad intentions?
"Not you?"
Hongli's face was full of suspicion.
"Chirp!"
That's right, not her!
"That's it."
Hong Li nodded thoughtfully: "Then there is nothing we can do, it seems we can only go to the canteen's store to buy some more.
Oh, by the way, Xiao Huo, which one do you think is better, the orange-flavored bread or the strawberry-flavored biscuits?"
"Chirp? Chirp!"
Xiao Li Huohe answered without thinking, she thought the original candy was the best!
"..."
"..."
"Humph."
Hongli sneered twice and pointed the gun at him again: "My dear daughter, you are still too young."
"Chirp..."
Xiaoli Huohe's legs felt weak. Well, if he admitted it now, would it still be too late?
"It's too late, wake up!"
Hongli roared, "I'm going to make you into pork bone noodle soup!"
"Chirp!"
Little Li Huohe shook her head frantically. It was impossible. As a Li Huohe, no matter how outrageous it was, she couldn't turn into pork bone noodle soup! This was not a living thing!
"I don't care! I just want to eat pork bone noodle soup, change it for me!"
"Chirp————"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 63 The person I like also has someone I like (sad)
"You, get out from behind my pillow!"
Hongli snorted coldly: "Hurry up, or your blood will probably stain my pillow!"
"Chirp!"
Xiao Li Huohe would rather die than surrender, hugging Hong Li's pillow tightly, poking his little head out to take a peek, and then another peek...
Hiss, she’s still not calmed down!
"Chirp! Chirp!"
Don't come over here, she has a pillow as a hostage. If you come over here... she will throw the pillow to the ground!
"Yo ho!"
Hongli's eyes widened in disbelief: "You actually dare to threaten me, you've grown wings, haven't you?"
"Chirp————"
She's not, she doesn't mean to be threatening, she just wants to live!
"Impossible, I won't agree to this condition!"
Hong Li snorted coldly: "Cheating is a capital crime, that's for sure, but considering our relationship as mother and daughter, before you die, I can still agree to a request of yours that is not too excessive.
For example, do you want it stewed or fried?
Well, speaking of which, doesn't a creature like the flamingo require a higher temperature to cook? "
"Chirp!!!"
Don't eat her, she was born not long ago and doesn't have much meat!
"I like to eat tender ones!"
"Chirp!!!"
"it's useless!"
Hong Li slid with both feet, and while Xiao Li Huo He was still not able to react, she leaped behind him in one step: "Hehe, wake up!"
"!"
Xiaoli Huohe felt a chill on her back. The strong murderous aura prevented her from even turning her head to look at the cruel executioner. She closed her eyes, and a revolving lantern of her short life flashed through her mind.
"Ha, the little girl is bald and ugly, it's a girl, that's my daughter!"
"Well, I'll just call you Xiaohuo. Be good, Xiaohuo, and let mommy take some pictures of you. It doesn't matter if you don't understand. It's enough that I understand."
"Well, in a few days, I'll let you go out and practice flying. It's about time."
"Eh? Where are my snacks? Xiao Huo, did you see them?"
"Wait, what's that on your beak!"
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