[Hei Yang:...]
"Uh... that..."
Xiao Huo stared at Hong Li blankly and asked tentatively, "Mom?"
"It's okay, just keep eating."
Hongli waved her hands absentmindedly: "He's coming, he's coming...
Why did you come at this time instead of earlier or later?
It's fine if you come, but why did you tell me in advance? What is this, a countdown to death? No, I haven't prepared anything yet!"
"Uh……"
Xiao Huo looked at the delicious food on the table, then looked at his mother whose head seemed to be smoking, and hesitated: "Um, Mom, the people around are looking at us!"
"Ah, don't worry about them, they are just a bunch of moving background boards."
Hongli waved her hands impatiently: "I am facing a major crisis in my life right now!"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo glanced at the people around him secretly, but found that their eyes were first surprised, then understood, then envious, and finally pretended to be calm and turned their heads away, a little confused...
What's the situation?
"Hey, did you see that? That little girl over there has a face as red as blood and there's white smoke coming out of her head. Do you think she will..."
A shorter man muttered to his companions, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by another tall man with a wave of his hand.
"Be careful with your words. He is a disciple of the Fire Department of the Five Elements Sect. You and I cannot make random assumptions about him!"
Although this tall man was born with a sturdy build, he was actually very cautious. "Even if the Five Elements Sect disciples are modest and polite, they are not something that mortals like us can offend at will!"
"That's right, as a disciple of the Fire Department, you practice fire magic, so it's normal for your face to turn red and smoke. Look at how ignorant you are!"
Another man who knows about this said with disdain, "For this kind of thing, I can only say that I know everything."
"Wow, so that's what cultivation is. It's a pity that I'm not qualified enough and wasn't chosen. How enviable..."
This was the youngest of his companions. He had also gone to the mountain to seek the truth two years ago. Unfortunately, he was only at the second level of body forging and was not noticed by the immortals, thus shattering his childhood dream.
"Even if it's training... but this appearance..."
A kind-hearted person looked worried and asked, "Is it really not a case of possessedness or something like that?"
"Look at how timid you are. Didn't you see that my spirit beast, the crane, didn't panic at all?"
Another "wise man" pointed out the details with disdain: "With a mouthful of divine fire in her mouth and spiritual energy rising from her head, it is obvious that she has reached an extremely high level of cultivation. That girl is a genius!"
"You know a lot about this!"
"Tsk, I understand, but I just didn't say it. Everyone in the circle knows it... Forget it, we have vested interests, so let's not talk about it. Let's drink, drink!"
"..."
"Well, it seems like they are just background..."
A row of black lines flashed across Xiao Huo's head. After thinking for a while, he pushed a glass of juice on the table in front of Hong Li: "Mom, drink something to calm down."
"Oh, thank you!"
Hongli took the cup and drank it all in one gulp...then the steam coming out of her head became thicker!
"call……"
Hongli let out a long breath, the heat mixed with the sweetness of juice: "Thank you, Xiaohuo, I feel much calmer!"
“How come I didn’t see that…”
Xiao Huo's eyes twitched: "There are signs of calming down..."
"Don't worry about the details for now!"
Hong Li felt her hands shaking, no, it seemed like her whole body was shaking: "I haven't seen him for almost half a year, how should I welcome him if he comes!
What clothes should I wear, what should I say, and what gift should I give him on his birthday! "
Xiaohuo: “Ah?”
"Just like before, a normal hello, oh you're here?"
Hong Li pulled her hair a few times and shook her head: "No, this is too cold. If I show this attitude after not seeing him for half a year, he might be sad, or think that I don't care about him at all, or feel that he is being ignored...
Besides, if it's still the same as before, there will be no progress at all. Do I have to wait another seventeen years?!"
Xiaohuo: “Huh?”
"Or I should pick out a nice dress, dress up, and then when he comes over I'll throw myself into his arms and say I miss you so much..."
Hong Li imagined that scene, her heart trembled, and she almost fell in love, but she still suppressed the impulse with her tenacious will (?): "No, this is nothing, a dog licker, that look is too embarrassing, how can I hold my head up in the future!"
Xiao Huo: “Huh?”
"Stop it!"
Hong Li picked up a small fire and was about to get up and go out: "Time is running out, there is no time to waste!"
"Huh, huh?"
Xiaohuo struggled for a while: "Mom, the meal is not finished yet!"
"Oh, that's right!"
Hongli sat back down in her seat, picked up her chopsticks, and picked up a peanut: "Don't waste food!"
"Oh no, what am I thinking about!"
The chopsticks were slammed on the table again. Hongli felt like a love-brained person with a negative IQ, which was totally inconsistent with her usual indifferent personality!
"Fuck, it's already this late and you're still so calm!"
Hong Li cursed angrily, turned around and waved: "Little Second Brother, pack it up and take it away!"
"Okay, go slow!"
……
"Fuck! You're so rude!"
Heiyang slapped himself on the face and felt his legs go weak. If Hongli hadn't hung up the video in time, he would have almost collapsed.
"Now that I've said it, if I still can't make it to her birthday party, it won't be a matter of shame or not!
We must speed up the process!"
Hei Yang's eyes flashed with fire: "Don't even mention living two lives. Missing this girl is a regret that I will never forget even if I drink a ton of Meng Po soup.
Come on, Heiyang, we will win!"
……
"Hey, Mom, slow down, didn't we say we'd take a break in the afternoon?"
"Rest for what? Only the dead can rest. Are you a dead crane?!"
"Ah, I don't want to die..."
"Then hurry up and get ready. Come on. Whether you can be happy in this life depends on whether you can win him over!"
"This is……"
Hongli and Heiyang looked up at the sky at the same time, squinting their eyes at the scorching sun. But even the sun was not as hot as the flames in their eyes. "In a war where your life is at stake, you cannot lose, you can only win. You cannot shed tears, you can only laugh in the end!"
"Anyone who stands in my way will die!"*2
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 86 Hong Li's Comments on the Thought Education and Reproduction Concepts of Spiritual Beasts
“Oh, no…”
Xiaohuo broke free from Hongli's palm, flapped his wings and jumped onto Hongli's shoulder, touching Hongli's forehead with his wings.
"Mom, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
Xiao Huo was a little worried and asked, "Could it be that he was ambushed by an evil cultivator on the road just now?"
"Ah, no, no, no, what kind of evil cultivator? The current situation is much worse than that!"
Hong Li felt as if there was a fire burning in her chest, the flames kept pouring up, burning her whole body dizzy: "It's Hei Yang, Hei Yang is coming, do you know what this means?!"
"Hei...Yang?"
Xiao Huo retracted his wings, smoothed the feathers on his head, and showed a puzzled expression: "Who is Hei Yang? Is he a powerful evil cultivator?"
"Ah, he's your dad... Ugh, what I mean is, I want him to be your dad, no, what I mean is that he is very likely to be your dad, anyway..."
Hong Li took a deep breath and felt weak all over: "Well, I don't need to explain it, you understand, you understand, right!"
Xiaohuo: “???”
No, what did she understand?
Although she has been working hard to upgrade her brain processing system since she was born, trying to keep up with her mother's pace.
But this... this question is obviously beyond the scope of the syllabus!
"Well……"
Xiao Huo frowned, his little brain working rapidly: "So, mom, you have fallen in love with an evil cultivator, but you are afraid of being punished after the truth is exposed..."
"Fuck, you evil cultivator, don't say such nonsense!"
Hongli pinched Xiaohuo's beak and said, "Heiyang, that's the boy I told you about before, the one I grew up with, the one I spent twelve years liking!"
Hongli let go of her hand and sighed: "Now you know why I panicked, right?"
"Ugh...Wow!"
Xiaohuo was down for a short time, and then suddenly shouted in surprise: "Dad is coming? Oh, then our family will be reunited!"
"The whole family..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, and gently patted Xiaohuo's head: "What are you talking about? You haven't even started yet..."
"How could it be? They've been in love for twelve years!"
Xiao Huo said in surprise: "The only thing missing between mom and dad should be um... that!"
Hongli: “???????”
"Cough...cough..."
Hong Li barely held on to her spear to avoid falling, and she stammered with a panicked look on her face: “You, you, you, you, Xiao Huo, what are you talking about!
I, I don’t quite hear, I don’t quite understand, hahaha, yes, I don’t quite understand this, haha!”
"Oh, Mom, you..."
"you shut up!"
Hong Li quickly said, "Stop, stop, don't say any more, please!
Children's words are not to be taken seriously, children's words are not to be taken seriously, that's right, what children say is not to be taken seriously! "
Hongli saw that the crowd around her was gradually gathering, so she quickly fled the scene with her gun and crane in hand!
"Huh...huh..."
Hongli turned into the store, collapsed in the customer rest area, and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead: "For the time being, it's safe for the time being..."
"Mother?"
Xiao Huo asked with a question mark: "Why should we run?"
"How dare you say that!"
Hongli poked Xiaohuo viciously with her finger. Considering that they were in someone else's shop, she lowered most of her voice and said in a low voice: "Let me ask you, where did you learn all that bad knowledge? Xiaohuo, you are less than one year old. Do you know that your brain is dirty? Was it Xingyun and the others who taught you to be bad?"
"what?"
Xiaohuo subconsciously took two steps back: "Mom, you mean that..."
"Shut up, don't say anything!"
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