I can't help it.
I really can’t help it.
Although this girl is stupid and has no brains, when her temper gets angry, she might be the kind of person who turns her back on others in an instant.
Although Chen Jing really wanted to help Yan Que resolve this small conflict between neighbors and brush up his friendship level so that he could complete the "additional questions" earlier, he thought about it now.
Opportunities to answer questions are always available.
Fate does not come often.
If she likes to hit those crows, she should hit them, and since those crows fly so high and fast, she really may not be able to hit them.
"Fuck them all to death!"
Chen Jing only heard Wei Nan curse, and then saw the blood in Wei Nan's eyes getting richer.
The irises in her eyes, which were already as scarlet as blood, were glowing like rubies at this moment. The blood threads on the whites of her eyes were as dense as cobwebs, as if blood would ooze out in the next second...
Hearing a deafening scream, the stone in Wei Nan's hand flew out instantly, and even the flight path was difficult to detect with the naked eye.
In an instant, the stone hit a crow circling in the sky...
No.
Not one, but a bunch!
The stone was like a bullet, easily piercing the torsos of dozens of crows with a scream that tore through the air.
Saw this scene.
Chen Jing was glad that she was still sober and did not stop Wei Nan when she was angry.
But next second.
Chen Jing felt something was not good again.
Because he found that there was an extra person in the room.
Yanque.
It was like she appeared out of nowhere.
The moment Wei Nan threw the stone, she appeared in the corner of the living room.
"Patience has its limits."
Yanque glanced at Chen Jing first, and then looked at Wei Nan.
Her young and pale face didn't have much expression, and her gloomy eyes were still particularly depressing.
"Who are you trying to scare?"
Wei Nan was very conscious of being the boss. As soon as Yan Que appeared, he pulled Chen Jing behind him, then took a step forward and blocked Chen Jingyan tightly behind him.
"Who asked you to raise so many stupid birds when you have nothing to do? They will scream in the house at night! It's so annoying!"
"This is indeed a bit excessive..." Chen Jing said softly.
"They made no sound."
Yanque glanced at Chen Jing calmly. The cane that was pressed in front of Chen Jing's throat not long ago was now moving gently on the ground, as if it was beating some strange rhythm.
"Those sounds are inaudible to ordinary people, but I am an old descendant..." Wei Nan smiled, not caring about the gradually darkening window behind him, "I have asked you to respond several times! Do you take it seriously?!"
"I've tried my best to silence them." Yan Que explained.
"I won't talk about the noise, just look at these..."
Wei Nan pointed at the traces of bird droppings on the window and became even more angry.
"They just closed my window when they were fine. Have you ever taken care of that?"
"I paid for a cleaning service for you."
"They pull in every day, and you treat me every day?"
For a moment, Chen Jing felt like he had traveled to a real estate office in the real world.
The more I listen to them arguing, the more subtle this feeling becomes...
It seems that neighborhood disputes are not uncommon in any world!
"Then if you say that, I also want to ask you. Twenty-four hours a day, except when you sleep, the rest of the time your home is like a party. You play video games and turn on the stereo, which makes the floor of my house shake. , do you admit this?"
"..."
Perhaps because of the presence of "Chen Boxu's grandson", Yan Que thought over and over again and decided to calm down his temper.
At least she had to give the other party some face, so before taking action, she wanted to let herself stand first.
"You yelled while playing games in the middle of the night. I came to see you, and you still said that I heard you wrong. Is this what you did?"
"..."
"Since the 7th of last month, the takeaway I ordered has disappeared inexplicably every day. The takeaway guy told me to hang it on the door. You..."
"This is really not me!"
Wei Nan hurriedly denied it, and then glanced at Chen Jing for fear that he would misunderstand.
"I never do petty theft! If I want to eat anything, I will grab it!"
"Why don't you guys stop taking action first?" Chen Jing asked tentatively, intending to imitate the properties and mud in the real world. "Since we have met, why don't we just have a good chat?"
"Your father..."
Before Yan Que could finish what he said, Chen Jing hurriedly interrupted, fearing that Yan Que would reveal his identity in front of Wei Nan. After all, he hadn't figured out how to deal with this idiot.
"After all, I can be considered a member of the real estate industry now. Can you let me do the evaluation? If you really can't reach an agreement, it's not too late to fight!"
"Okay."
Wei Nan patted Chen Jing's shoulder, and then winked at him, implying that he would pull his hand away.
But the look in his eyes was so obvious that Yan Que next to him knew something was wrong.
"Fair?" Yanque asked simply.
"Absolutely fair."
Chen Jing smiled awkwardly, then looked at Wei Nan.
"Do you often turn on the stereo to disturb people?"
"That doesn't count for me..."
"From now on, your time for playing games will be divided into two periods. You can do whatever you want during the day, but you still have to pay attention to the impact at night, and compare your feelings with yours, right?"
"Think about it, if someone downstairs turns on the stereo and plays games while you are taking a break, and yells from time to time, you must also have a problem..."
Wei Nan made a sound, took a step back and leaned against the window.
now.
The crows that Yan Que "raised" were already crowded outside the living room window.
They are very similar to crows in the real world, except that they are three or four times larger in size and have six protruding eyes like human eyeballs...
Chen Jing thought they looked quite scary, especially when he rolled his eyes, they looked exactly like humans.
"As for you..."
Chen Jing turned to Yan Que and said earnestly.
“It’s really inappropriate to keep so many crows in residential buildings.”
"That's my house, I can raise whatever I want."
"But it has to be on the premise that it doesn't affect others, right?"
"..." Yanque said nothing.
"As long as it doesn't affect the neighbors, you can raise them as much as you like, and no one can control you. But if it affects the neighbors..."
"Then die!" Wei Nan muttered angrily, causing Yan Que to tighten his grip on the long stick in his hand.
"It's not like that..."
Chen Jing hurriedly pulled Wei Nan to signal her not to talk blindly, and then kneaded the mud carefully.
"Let's each take a step back, okay?"
"Say." Yanque nodded.
"Can those crows understand you?" Chen Jing asked.
Yanque nodded without hesitation, saying he understood.
"That's fine. You can tell them not to fly around here in the future. When they go out to have fun, just fly farther away."
"I try my best."
"Don't let them poop on the windows of Wei Nan's house again."
"Definitely in the future."
"If you want to let them into the house, then try to be as quiet as possible so as not to disturb the neighbors. If you can't control it... why not let them stay on the rooftop?"
Speaking of this, Chen Jing couldn't help but think of the pigeon coops on the roofs of old residential buildings when he was a child.
"Well, it's so cold up there..." Yanque said slowly.
"Then build a shed!" Chen Jing said.
"shed?"
"Yes, pigeon coop... forget it, you probably haven't seen it before. I'll find a way to build one for you later and install some heating equipment, right?"
"Um……"
Hearing Chen Jing talk about this, Yan Que felt a little embarrassed.
"Would it be too much trouble for you..."
"For the sake of neighborly harmony, this is what I should do."
"I'll give you money!"
"Forget it, it doesn't cost much to build a shed..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Jing clapped his hands and said to them like an adult coaxing children.
"Isn't it settled? Everyone just needs to take a step back. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors..."
"For the sake of my little brother, I won't argue with you!" Wei Nan glared at Yan Que.
"You're being unlucky." Yanque replied expressionlessly.
In an instant, the originally harmonious atmosphere became tense again.
But fortunately, Yanque's temper was slightly better than that of Wei Nan. She just looked at Wei Nan deeply, then turned around and left, and the crows outside the window also dispersed.
"You didn't even say you would scold her for me!"
"It won't do you any good to fight. Aren't you still hurt..."
"If it hadn't hurt me I would have whipped her!"
"Okay, okay, you just killed so many of her crows, let's calm down first..."
"fart!"
Wei Nan glared at Chen Jing angrily, and then pointed angrily at the crows that were gradually retreating outside the window.
"Those crows can't be killed. Do you really think they are alive?"
"???"
"By the way, will you be okay soon?"
Wei Nan's temper went away as quickly as it came on. Before Chen Jing could persuade her, her bad temper went away on her own, looking so excited that she seemed to have forgotten what happened before.
"If you have nothing to do, come with me. I want to find someone to renovate the house."
"Okay, but you have to wait until I finish delivering the receipt..."
As Chen Jing spoke, he took out the last receipt for the "Minus 3 underground garage" from his pocket. It was signed "Mudbuddy", which was probably also a nickname...
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