BA, I just want to save the world

“Hehehe! Hehehehehe! Hahahaha!! Favors must be repaid, and hatred must be avenged! Even if it was my former benefactor! I would strike without hesitation! This is the real lawless madman!”

"..."

What is this silly kid talking about? ——Mo Lu drank a sip of water in a daze, swallowed the egg that he chewed dry and choked a little, and just when he wanted to say something, Ai Lu sat on his desk.

So gracefully and calmly, with a hint of uninhibitedness, she once again overlapped her left leg on her right leg, and leaned back slightly to look at him with disdain.

That graceful figure, to those who don't know her, really looks a bit like a black rose with thorns, dangerous and charming, and full of pride, just...

"Mr. Mo Lu, do you understand now? I am no longer the person I used to be. Now I am a free, fearless and ruthless outlaw! Even if it is you, my mentor who led me to this path! I can stuff dirty eggs into you!"

"....Although I don't know when I led you down this strange path, I just said it was unhygienic, not 'dirty'."

There were too many things he wanted to complain about, so he put one hand on his forehead and sighed, "Because you've already eaten them all, it wouldn't be appropriate to eat them again, right?"

"what?"

"What, you didn't expect what I care about??"

"~~!?"

Ailu, who was unaware of it a second ago but suddenly realized it, blushed all the way to her ears, but her trembling lips couldn't utter a word.

What, what, what, what, what should I do?! I just wanted to get revenge~! If I admit it now, I will definitely be looked down upon, right? I, I...what did I do?! ——With a rolling throat, I wanted to say something, but couldn't find the right words, and laughed arrogantly for no reason:

"Ha, hahahaha! What are you talking about? I'm the most famous lawless outlaw in Gehenna! How could I care about something that only children care about! You're an adult, and you still care about this? How childish! Mr. Moru! No... Xia Lai's teacher."

"....Your face is red?"

"——Nah, nag! The room is too hot!" After the truth was revealed, Ailu was flustered for a moment, but she still pretended to be calm, and even said with a slightly disdainful expression: "You don't really mind such a small thing? It's too outrageous, isn't it?"

"Really? It doesn't matter if you don't care, so.... let's get on with the serious stuff."

"Serious business? Oh, yes, I'm here to work." Even though her cheeks were as red as ripe apples, Ailu still pretended to be calm and coughed as if nothing had happened: "Just come on, I can handle any job perfectly for you! Let you see how much I've grown!"

"...I really hope you're not crooked, but it should be okay, right?"

If he accidentally led her down the wrong path, Mo Lu was still thinking about whether he should give her some advice, but seeing that the child was already blushing and probably just being stubborn, he shook his head and gave up preaching.

After all, even if this child takes the wrong path, it shouldn't be harmful, right?

Chapter 33: Mutsuki, the only normal person in the convenience house, wants to attack?

After carefully evaluating in his mind the possible behaviors of Ailu if she turned bad, Mo Lu soon stopped dwelling on the small mistakes he had made in the past.

Just like that, under her curious gaze, he placed a pile of documents in front of her and said solemnly:

"Now, these are your jobs."

"....Huh? Uh, no, wait, what is this...?" Ailu was dumbfounded by the pile of documents that were so different from the imagined scene of swords, swords, and smoke.

Mo Lu smiled at this moment: "This is the content of the commission, please help me process the documents."

"Why, why?"

"Didn't you say you could do anything?"

"That's true, but this is too weird, isn't it? Aren't you being too disrespectful to us?!"

"Just to do some documents, I'll give you 10,000 today, and later... I'm looking forward to hiring you every day."

Ailu looked insulted, but before she could finish her words, he called her and broke her principles. She couldn't help but murmured, "Ten thousand? Although it's not very high, it's mainly a long-term business. And if it's just to deal with documents, it doesn't seem impossible. At least everyone's food expenses can be guaranteed..."

"That's it~ Isn't it great!?"

With a smile on his face, he patiently guided Ailu to start flipping through the books hesitantly, which were miscellaneous tasks with no confidentiality restrictions.

He only needs to train them well. He can spend 60% of his salary to get someone to help him handle the miscellaneous tasks that make up the majority of his work. Then he can relax and have a chance to go to Abydos to pet his own wolf cubs.

With this in mind, he wanted to train Ailu well and make her a "good student" in his mind, but...

Days like this ended before the first day even ended.

But Mo Lu slept until dusk, and when he was planning to treat her to dinner, he found out when he arrived at the office...she had disappeared without a trace, and there was no sign of her coming back.

............................

Ailu ran away without saying goodbye before she could be trained, and she didn't even want the first day's commission.

The day after that incident, Mo Lu made a special trip to the convenience store, but the office had already been moved overnight, leaving only garbage scattered all over the floor. He felt regretful for several days, but... he didn't expect to see it again so soon.

When the two met again, Ailu was reminded of the fear of being dominated by endless boring information when she saw Molu, and she instinctively wanted to escape.

But Mo Lu quickly grabbed her horn and smiled brightly: "I didn't expect that we would meet here again, Ai Lu~ Teacher, I miss you every day~"

"Wait, wait, teacher, don't grab my horns...they are very sensitive!" Being pulled like this, Ailu was forced to stop her escape and she shrank her body and begged for mercy.

Mo Lu, however, showed no mercy at all. He pulled her over and grabbed her by the other horn, and said to her confidently, "I don't remember teaching you to lie. How can a child lie to the teacher?"

“——It’s true! I’m not lying!”

"I know very well that a cow's horns are as insensitive as its nails."

“But I’m not a cow!”

"But Hina didn't say anything either."

"....Teacher also played that Hinata's corner!?"

"I played with him when I was working part-time at a convenience store...well, I mean I met him."

Mo Lu accidentally thought of the lazy girl (Lolita) whom he hadn't seen for a while, and he felt a little nostalgic.

He almost recalled that interesting day...but as soon as he said this, the looks of the girls around him changed slightly, forcing him to shut up and say no more.

Haruka, who was holding the shotgun, looked at him with eyes filled with admiration: "No, you are worthy of being Mr. Moru. You even dare to play with the head of the Discipline Committee..."

"Ahaha~ Very good, very good! You are worthy of being a teacher~" Mutsuki nodded happily.

Ailu stared at him in disbelief, unable to utter a word for a long while. But in the end, she couldn't help but ask doubtfully, "...Teacher, you don't want to arrest me and send me back to work, but you have been bribed by Hina with her body? Do you want to help arrest us?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you say that about your classmates? And do you think your teacher is a weak-willed person?"

Other people’s words were fine, but Ailu’s remarks made Mo Lu unable to hold back and he flicked her forehead with his finger.

Then, when Ailu covered her head and cried out in pain, he looked at the only girl he didn't know among the group.

This girl has beautiful silver hair, but for some reason there are a few strands of black in it. Her expression is inexplicably stern and cold. Although she is good-looking, she gives off an obvious feeling of a bad girl, especially her eyes look very fierce.

She also has two horns on her head and a single black bat wing behind her, which makes her particularly eye-catching.

When he saw the girl, she lowered her head slightly and said, "It's our first meeting. I've heard of you, Xia Lai's teacher. I'm Kayoko Onikata, a new member of Convenience House 68. I'm sure the president has caused you a lot of trouble. Please forgive me."

"Oh, oh....are you a normal person?"

She looked like a bad girl, and she hung out with this group of not-so-"ordinary" girls, which made him particularly surprised by her overly normal remarks.

Ailu even danced with joy and refuted with all her might: "Section Chief Kayoko! Haven't you noticed? It's this person who is causing me trouble now!"

"President, this is basic social etiquette..." Kayoko sighed, looking annoyed. "Besides, you said you could do anything you wanted, but you even moved out of the office overnight to avoid work? In this case, it's reasonable for me to apologize to the customer."

"But, but! We are clearly lawless criminals! He actually asked us to be office workers! Is that something a human being can do?! In the final analysis, that's not a job a human being should do!"

"You talk as if I'm not a human being." As the only real office worker at the scene, Mo Lu even suspected that the kid was making a veiled complaint.

However, he also knew that Ailu was not the kind of person who would make indirect accusations, so he just sighed slightly and said nothing more. He looked at the four people and asked curiously, "Why don't you stay in Gehenna? Why come to this remote place?"

"Teacher, you're the one who's not staying in the central area. You're running to this lawless place. Be careful of being targeted by bad girls..." Ailu was halfway through retorting when Mutsuki suddenly held up his hand and said with a smile: "——That's right! Teacher! If you don't want to be attacked, hire us as your bodyguards now! Teacher, we can offer you a special discount of half price!"

"No, I don't have the time..."

"But for now, please treat us to a meal first, and then we can discuss the commission~! This way we will ensure that we won't attack the teacher~!"

"We should have no grudges against each other, and we should even be old acquaintances..." He lowered his head speechlessly, looking at the loli-like girl who was shaking his hand like a spoiled child, and said thoughtfully: "Let me ask first, what kind of attack are you talking about?"

"Various~various~" Mutsuki poked his chest with her fingertips with a smile, and deliberately prolonged the tone: "Anyway, Mutsuki-chan will definitely leave a memory that the teacher will never forget~"

"...Unforgettable?" If Hoshino said that, he might want to try to tease him in return, but the little devil's words were totally unbelievable, so he skipped the topic without thinking: "I'm still with someone else. If you can behave yourself, I'll treat you."

"Ah~ That's great, the teacher is such a good person~"

After hearing what he said, Mutsuki let him go, but for some reason there was a hint of regret on his face, which made him a little concerned about what the attack was.

Chapter 34: Convenience House VS Abydos?

Mu Yue's strange regret made Mo Lu feel a little regretful... he regretted why he didn't refuse to give it a try and see what kind of interesting attack it would be.

But thinking about Mutsuki's character, he shook his head and gave up the risk.

Haruka was standing beside him, looking extremely terrified:

"Is it really possible? Even if I am a poor person who doesn't deserve to live in this world, am I worthy of being treated to a meal by Lord Mo Lu?"

"....Just call me teacher. Calling me adult is too weird...People who don't know me will really misunderstand me."

He left this sentence with a sigh and walked back to the ramen restaurant without waiting for a rejection.

The four people behind him looked at each other, and soon chose to follow Mo Lu's arrangements in the face of reality... and eat a free meal first.

............................

When Mo Lu walked back to the compartment, the blush on Xingye's face had not completely disappeared. When he came in, he stopped eating noodles and just sat at the dining table with one hand on his chin, grinning evilly, but he didn't say a word, just stared at him.

That completely undisguised gaze made him unable to help but look back even though he was sitting obediently on the other side of the white piece:

"....I've already treated you to a meal, why are you staring at me?"

"Nothing~ I just thought, shouldn't you explain what happened to that child just now?" Xingye asked with a smile: "Although I think it's impossible, but when you disappeared, you were actually training that child, right?"

"Training..." The strange choice of words made him want to roll his eyes: "Haruka's personality is caused by some experiences in the past."

"Then there's another kid who looks very small. He seems to have a good relationship with you? What's his relationship with you?"

"I care about this too." Bai Zi put down his chopsticks, with the noodles still in his mouth, and turned his head to look over with an expressionless face.

"...You should eat it first."

"Well, I'm done eating."

Bai Zi simply sucked hard, and the noodles leaped up like an arrow, swinging in the air, causing the soup to splash all over her face. Mo Lu shook his head repeatedly and had to take out a tissue to wipe the noodles for the girl who was still staring at him.

And when Bai Zi seemed to be happy and raised his face, he couldn't help but start to educate him: "Why are you such a grown-up, but still like a child..."

As soon as he said this, he immediately realized that such a statement was not suitable for Bai Zi, whose mental age did not match his appearance. Just as he was about to change his words, Hoshino smiled even more: "Teacher and Bai Zi have a really good relationship~ Uncle is so envious~"

"Wasn't Senior Hoshino just sitting on the teacher?"

"Well, well... that was the teacher's fault!"

Bai Zi's unexpected counterattack made Hoshino obviously a little flustered.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. This isn't really a big deal, is it?"

His casual remark in an attempt to calm the dispute only earned him different looks from the girls around him.

Nonomi smiled but said nothing, while Serika squinted her eyes and looked at him. Hoshino was speechless, and Shirako's bright eyes seemed to say: Since it's nothing, can I try it too?

He personally also wanted to hug Baizi, but... there were too many people around, so it was not suitable to do such a thing.

He even glanced out of the corner of his eye and noticed two heads popping out from the wooden boards that separated each dining area.

Ailu and Mutsuki were lying on the partition.

Ailu was looking at them out of pure curiosity, but Mutsuki's eyes were more teasing, and when their eyes met, she said coquettishly:

"Teacher~ I want eggs~ Can you give me your eggs~?"

"——Eat this and go back obediently!" With a frown on his face, he didn't even think twice and directly reached out to grab the egg, stuffed it into her mouth with his backhand, and pushed her down.

Soon, the sound of Mutsuki spitting out eggs could be heard from the cubicle, along with some dissatisfied complaints: "——Wow! Mutsuki-chan was roughly stuffed full by the teacher? Really... the teacher is so unkind to women?"

"...Don't say things so strangely. Can I be angry?"

"Haha~ Did you tease me too much? Sorry, sorry~"

"Ugh....."

Although Mutsuki is not a complete little devil and has some sense of propriety, Mo Lu still feels a little tired.

He sighed and looked at Ailu, whose head had already shrunk halfway, and said unhappily, "You didn't answer me just now, so tell me now? Why are you here? What do you want to do?"

"I'm just a little curious about what you are doing here..."

"I'm asking, what are you doing in Abydos?"