Hogwarts: I am Harry's eldest cousin

It seems that the rewards for each college are different.

At the same time, Professor McGonagall took out the parchment scroll and read out the first name.

"Hannah Abbott"

It was a girl with golden twin ponytails.

Ten seconds later, with the sound of "Hufflepuff" from the Sorting Hat, the title of the Iron Hat King was settled.

Then Susan Burns, Justin Finch-Fletchley... Professor McGonagall read out their names one by one. Dudley only heard the names of the first few people and knew that the order of the list was definitely not in alphabetical order.

After all, except for the iron-hat king which starts with A, the rest start with H, then A, then P and then back to H. No matter how you think about it, it is impossible to be in alphabetical order.

Ron and Neville were successfully sorted into Gryffindor, and Malfoy was sorted into Slytherin as expected.

"Where do you want to go, Hermione?" Dudley asked Hermione who was standing beside him.

"Gryffindor or Ravenclaw." Hermione said with a tangled look on her face, "I have been considering between these two colleges for a long time. Ravenclaw has its own independent library with a very good learning atmosphere. But Headmaster Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall both graduated from Gryffindor. Many famous wizards graduated from Gryffindor."

"And you, Dudley?"

"Any college will do."

Dudley's attitude was much more indifferent. He was almost certain that he would be sorted into Hufflepuff.

He even began to think about when he should sneak out for a late-night snack, after all, Hufflepuff's lounge was closest to the kitchen.

When Hermione was called, she ran up hurriedly, and the Sorting Hat called out Gryffindor without much hesitation.

Although Hermione has the attributes of a top student, she was born to be a Gryffindor.

Being smart and good at studying is not associated with Ravenclaw.

Soon, Harry and Dudley were the only two people left who had not been sorted.

The second to last is Harry.

"Don't be nervous, Harry. We'll always be brothers, no matter which house we're assigned to."

Dudley whispered to Harry before leaving.

Not long after, the Sorting Hat's loud voice rang out: "Gryffindor."

"We have Potter!"

The loudest cheers echoed throughout the restaurant, and all the Gryffindors were dancing with joy. In contrast, the remaining three houses looked much more depressed after hearing the announcement, and Dudley even saw Malfoy muttering something angrily at the Slytherin end.

So much so that when Dudley stepped onto the stage, no one noticed him except Hermione and Harry.

Everyone's attention was on Harry.

That's the savior.

The Sorting Hat was gently placed on Dudley's head.

Dudley felt a slightly surprised voice sound above his head.

"Oh~~~~"

The syllables were dragged out and took a long time to end.

"Are you really a wizard?"

Can or want to be on the list?

Chapter 39 Then Slytherin

"I really doubt that the pen is broken, but it can't be wrong. It is older than I am."

The Sorting Hat said something without context. If it could show a human-like expression, it would definitely be 'subway x old man x cell phone'.

"It doesn't matter whether it is or not, at least I'm here."

Dudley said, still trying to remain calm.

"That makes sense."

The Sorting Hat nodded.

"So which house will I be sorted into? Hufflepuff?"

Dudley himself was mentally prepared.

'Hufflepuff now, I'm hungry. '

The Sorting Hat paused for a moment, as if it had discovered something: "I take back what I said just now. In fact, you are very ambitious, capable, and thoughtful. You like to be well prepared before doing things. What's that word? Yes, it's better to be prepared before something happens. You really remind me of that person."

"Can you see my thoughts?"

Dudley's heart was filled with ripples. He had already performed five "meditation" strengthenings before going on stage, in order to increase the special defense by six times.

"No, I can only read your characteristics."

Said the Sorting Hat.

"Trait?"

Countless speculations flashed through Dudley's mind.

"Yes, stop, stop. The thoughts in your head are just like a jar of sesame seeds that fell on the ground. They are so complicated that they give the hat a headache. They are completely different from those simple-minded little wizards."

Of course, Dudley's mind is not as simple as that of a normal little wizard.

"The Sorting Hat said you can't read minds?"

The Sorting Hat argued, "I'm just a hat. There's no need to bother with me."

"Normally, I should obey the wishes of you little wizards, but my consciousness is made up of the indoctrination ideas created by the four schools."

At this point, the Sorting Hat's tone changed a little, its speech speed gradually became slower and its tone became much lower.

Although it was still the same Sorting Hat, it gave Dudley the illusion that he had changed it.

Maybe it's not an illusion.

Or maybe schizophrenia?

“You look a lot like that person.”

The Sorting Hat emphasized once again.

"Strong-willed and defying dogma. Of course, if you could just stop thinking about all that shit in your head! Now! Right now! The hat's going to explode!"

The first half is still trying to be mysterious, but the tone of the second half is very urgent and the tone returns to what it was before.

Dudley didn't like others prying into his thoughts, even if it was a hat, so he kept reviewing the knowledge he had learned over the years in his mind, from the Pythagorean theorem, calculus to the differences in the physiological structure of men and women.

'Dxsinx=cosx, cosx=-sinx, tanx=sec2x'

'When several particles interact with each other, the properties of each particle are integrated into the overall properties, and it is impossible to describe the properties of each particle separately'

Seeing that Dudley showed no intention of stopping, the Sorting Hat said helplessly.

"Okay, okay, I won't watch it."

The ocean of messy knowledge almost swallowed up its consciousness.

It swore that this was the first time it had seen such a little wizard in a thousand years.

Where did you learn all this?

At this time, it had been quite a while since Dudley put on the hat. Even though most people's attention was on Harry, as time went by people began to notice something unusual about Dudley. He had been wearing the Sorting Hat for a long time.

Longer than Harry had worn it.

"Maybe when you came here, you heard a lot of bad things about that place, but sometimes what you hear from others is not necessarily true. A thousand years of time can make many things deteriorate. I hope you can see the essence through the phenomenon."

The Sorting Hat suddenly screamed.

"So. Slytherin!"

Almost at the moment the Sorting Hat shouted, Dudley heard a system prompt sound in his ears.

"Complete the mission, enter Slytherin College, mission reward: Data Magic Eye LV0."

Before Dudley could check his reward, the Sorting Hat's voice rang out again.

"Salazar's consciousness hopes that you can clean up that place. Slytherin is now in a mess. It's like a big cesspool."

The Sorting Hat's words brought the first change to Dudley's face.

Salazar, full name Salazar Slytherin, is the founder of Slytherin House at Hogwarts.

Slytherin asked me to reorganize the college he founded? It sounds incredible at first, but it makes sense if you think about it carefully. The Sorting Hat was born under the indoctrination of the four giants of Hogwarts. After all, there are magical products such as magic photos that can talk to the dead. It is not strange to have a hat with the consciousness of the four giants.

It's not scientific, but it's magic.

'That'

A light bulb suddenly lit up in Dudley's head, and he had a bold idea.

Before he was ready to implement it, he heard the Sorting Hat shouting: "Hey, I'm just a hat, an ordinary magic hat. I only have the thoughts they had at that time, not the knowledge."

"What a pity." Dudley said with regret.

One thing suddenly occurred to him. Slytherin seemed to have parted ways with Gryffindor because of the problem of recruiting students. He opposed Muggle wizards attending Hogwarts, and Dudley himself was strictly a Muggle wizard.

That is, a little wizard from the Muggle world whose parents are not wizards but suddenly awakens his wizard talent.

"Slytherin is Slytherin, I am me, I have his consciousness, but I am not Slytherin."

That makes sense, it's magical anyway.

"Now go to the Slytherin table, now!"

A big hand descended from the sky and took off the Sorting Hat on Dudley's head, interrupting the conversation between the man and the hat. The middle-aged man with black hair, black robe and black face spoke coldly to Dudley.

It is worth noting that the man has greasy shoulder-length black hair.

Dudley stayed on the stool for too long, and the Slytherin head of house could no longer bear to watch him.

Snape tugged at Dudley, but found that he didn't move at all.

His lips moved slightly, and he was about to say "release venom", but he paused as if he remembered something, and the words took on a different meaning when they reached his lips.

"What are you still standing there for? Do I need a favor from you, Mr. Dursley?"

There was a burst of suppressed laughter all around, coming from the Gryffindor table. They were very happy whenever a Slytherin made a fool of himself.

Although they felt a little strange in their hearts that Professor Snape's scolding today was not up to standard, this thought was immediately replaced by the fact that he was Snape, after all, and he was well-known for protecting people from his own college.

Normally, when freshmen are assigned to their respective colleges, even if they don't get the same attention as Harry, they will at least receive some applause. However, when Dudley arrived at Slytherin College, there was no cheering, not even a word of welcome.

Even a small space had automatically been left next to Dudley's seat.

The unwelcome and rejection are very obvious.

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Chapter 40: Brother Zha: I'm going to teach him a lesson! (Part )

The conflict between Dudley and Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express was already known to all Slytherins. Seeking benefits and avoiding harm is a common trait of all Slytherins.

"That big fool was actually sorted into Slytherin. I'll teach him a lesson when we get back to the common room."

Malfoy's face flushed, and his tone was full of excitement and urgency.

He couldn't wait for that moment. Crabbe and Goyle, who were sitting next to him, were also rubbing their fists. They were careless on the train before, otherwise they would definitely beat him to death.

They forget the pain once the wound has healed.

The little Slytherin wizards around looked at each other, and everything was said without words.

The moment the Sorting Hat announced it, Malfoy made the agreement with the young wizard of Slytherin.

Perhaps the only two people in the entire Hogwarts who cared most about Dudley were Hermione and Harry. They kept looking towards where Dudley was sitting, but there was nothing they could do.

However, the two people's concerns are very different.