Hogwarts: I am Harry's eldest cousin

"Matou Shinji has the physique of a magician? I laughed when I saw it."

"Matou Shinji, do you look like a magician? Not even a little bit, but a million miles away."

"What can you, Matou Shinji, do? Are you worthy of being called a magician?"

Chapter 4 The Four Thinnest Books in the World (Seeking All Kinds of Votes)

It had been a few days since he had drawn the blue seaweed-head magician's physique, and after the initial depression, Dudley quickly adjusted himself.

Life must go on as usual. Instead of complaining about everything, you might as well find ways to improve yourself.

So Dudley devoted himself madly to the physical exercise of practicing Ripple Qigong.

St. George's Primary School.

"Dudley, I heard that you went to Oxford Dragon Primary School last time. How was it like being an exchange student?"

Several sturdy boys in football uniforms put their arms around Dudley's neck and asked in a friendly manner.

Not all students were afraid of Dudley. He wasn't some fighting maniac who would cause trouble for no reason.

As he said himself, he hated trouble.

As long as his principles are not violated, Dudley is usually very "gentle and easy-going".

Of course, these boys in football uniforms are not students of St. George's Primary School, but students who are about to graduate from the boxing team of Smelting High School next door.

"It's boring, there are only a bunch of nerds there." Dudley said as he took a hot dog and started chewing it.

Hearing the system message "Experience +1 for eating a whole hot dog" in my mind, I felt extremely happy.

In addition to the occasional tasks issued, the mage training system replenishes energy by consuming food, and Dali can activate some common life skills through experience points.

Of course, those skills have nothing to do with magic. According to the system's explanation, they are all daily life skills.

For example: English, mathematics, physics, chemistry, firearms, boxing, archery, etc.

This thing called the Mage Training System is extremely stingy when it comes to things related to magic, but is pretty generous with everything else.

Just eat it anyway.

This is why Dudley is called the 'Food Guardian'.

Anyone who touches his food is his enemy.

"I heard that the students in that school are very good at studying. Is our Mr. Dudley impressed?"

"Good at studying? Just above average. Nothing special except that he studies hard."

Dudley waved his hand and picked up another glass of 'happy water' and drank it all.

'Drink a full cup of happy water experience +1'

Dudley found it funny to think about his experience as an exchange student at Oxford Dragon Primary School.

He taught those nerds a good lesson, both in study and sports.

Dudley always found it funny when he thought of those little girls and kids running back crying with snot bubbles on their faces.

Oxford Dragon Primary School is located in Oxfordshire, England. It is a co-educational private primary school that claims to be a preparatory school for Oxford University.

As we all know, preparing for college is equal to haha

In fact, with Dudley's grades and abilities, he should not have been in St. George's Primary School. As for why the Dursleys sent Dudley and Harry to this school, the main reason was that it was a public school, and public schools meant cheap tuition.

You have to know that the Dursleys have to bear not only the cost of Dudley's schooling, but also Harry's.

Just look at the clothes Dudley and Harry are wearing.

Harry was wearing Dudley's old school uniform, and although Dudley was wearing new clothes, the material was really average.

Plus, Dudley was a big eater, so life became even more difficult.

In fact, the Dursleys were not as wealthy as they appeared in the movies. When Harry was in elementary school, they lived a very tight life. This situation lasted until two months ago.

The situation improved after Dudley's father, Vernon Dursley, was introduced by his sister Maggie Dursley to work at the Granning Company and successfully negotiated a large order for drilling rigs.

Now they are discussing about transferring Dudley to another school, otherwise Dudley would not have chosen to be an exchange student.

However, Dudley didn't want to go to other schools, mainly because Harry was not there and Dudley couldn't take advantage of him.

Given the tuition fees of private schools, the Dursleys certainly could not afford to send Dudley and Harry to school there at the same time.

Even if they could afford it, they wouldn't let Harry go.

Both his mother, Petunia Dursley, and his father, Vernon Dursley, disliked Harry.

As for the reason, it’s a long story.

After swallowing the last piece of food, Dudley happened to see Harry coming out of the teaching building with his schoolbag on his back. He turned his head and looked at his playmates from the Smelting Middle School boxing team: "It's been a while since you last moved your hands and feet. Do you want to practice?"

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After a strange silence, everyone looked at each other and started talking about all sorts of excuses.

"I have something else to do today."

"My mother asked me to go home early."

"I forgot to close the door."

Finally Dudley was left alone.

It is precisely because they have a good relationship with Dudley that they can better understand how terrifying Dudley is. Practicing with him is just asking for trouble.

Dudley pursed his lips. "Tsk, that's boring."

He walked briskly towards his dear little cousin Harry, put his arm around his neck, and said in an intimate manner: "Let's go home together."

Watching the two people walking further and further away until they disappeared at the end of the street, the students of St. George's Primary School all breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh my god. Poor little Harry is going to be bullied by his evil cousin again."

"So, you're going to save him?"

"Don't be ridiculous, are you asking me to die?"

That's how rumors were formed, even though Dudley and Harry had a very good relationship.

Well, at least that's what Dudley thought.

The two lived at 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey, not far from the school, about twenty minutes' walk.

Seeing that Harry was just concentrating on walking, Dudley took the initiative to break the silence. He took out a few crumpled banknotes from his pocket and said, "Harry, this is the 8 pounds and 50 pence left over from repairing my glasses. I don't think it's safe to keep it in your hands. I'll save it for you so that you can use it to get married in the future."

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry had heard the same words so many times that his ears were almost callused.

Hearing this, Dudley put the few banknotes back into his pocket with satisfaction.

At this moment, he transformed into Grandet.

It’s not that he is really stingy. He keeps a clear record of every detail Harry keeps. The main reason is that Dudley needs to keep consuming food to ensure the energy collection of the system.

Fortunately, most of the food Dudley ate was converted into muscle, otherwise, with the way he ate, he would be destined to become Dudley Round.

Pushing open the door of the two-story villa, Dudley, who had a super sensitive sense of smell, smelled the fragrance of dinner and his appetite increased immediately.

It is true that the four thinnest books in the world are: The History of America, German Jokes, Italian War Heroes, and English Cookbooks.

There really isn't a lot of delicious food in England. Apart from fish and chips, which every housewife knows how to cook, there aren't many other dishes worth mentioning.

But no one stipulates that the English must cook English food. Petunia Dursley is good at German cuisine, and her crispy pork elbow tastes very good.

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Chapter 5: Teacher Jerry from The Lord of the Rings

4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.

The sun rose over the neat garden in front of the house, illuminating the bronze number 4 on the Dursleys' front door. The sun crept into their living room, shining on Mr. Dursley's round and natural buttocks, while Mrs. Dursley was humming a ditty that did not belong to this era in the kitchen and carefully preparing breakfast.

There are many photos on the mantelpiece, showing outsiders their family members. The big-headed boy rides his first bicycle, rides a carousel at the fair, plays computer games with his father, and is hugged and kissed by his mother, as if it is a scene of a happy life for a family of three.

There was just a photo in the corner of the mantelpiece, indicating that there were more than three people in the family. The tall, big-headed boy was hugging another thin boy wearing the same style of clothes, and both of them were smiling, and their smiles were very sweet.

"One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four. Three, two, three, four. One more time."

Dudley was using one thumb to support his entire body, rising and falling on his own lawn. Big drops of sweat dripped onto the emerald green grass and soaked his entire back.

Under Dudley's body was the grass that had been ravaged by him and was out of shape.

Harry sat on the steps of the house, supporting his head with his hands, quietly watching Dudley exercising, and silently counting for him in his heart.

'105, 106200'

Although Harry seemed to be afraid of his cousin, he was actually willing to stay with Dudley because he felt safe when he was with him and he would not be treated as a transparent being.

When Harry counted to 300 in his mind, Dudley finally stopped and sat down on the grass.

"Comfortable."

Wiping the sweat off his face, Dudley's rosy, chubby face was full of satisfaction.

I picked up two dumbbells on the side and continued to exercise my biceps, one on the left and one on the right.

Each discus weighing 30 kg looked like a plastic toy in Daddy's hands.

Regardless of whether you can learn magic or not, having a healthy and strong body is very important.

The story of the great white-robed wizard Gandalf tells us that if you want to become an excellent wizard, you must first be able to hold a sword and chop down orcs, and then learn the magic of flash.

"Harry, you should exercise too. You are too thin and too short. You look like a malnourished monkey."

While exercising, Dudley did not forget to remind his little cousin: "Secretly, those big-breasted blonde girls like muscular guys like me the most."

Strictly speaking, Harry was fine in every way except that he was a little thin. Dudley said this because he was comparing himself to Harry.

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry answered woodenly, and it was unclear whether he really didn't understand or was pretending not to understand.

The bright green eyes were still staring at Dudley dully, and no one knew what he was thinking.

'I feel like the Harry in the movie isn't that dumb, he's actually quite clever.'

My cousin is a little bit stupid, what should I do? Waiting online, urgent.

How can I deal with that guy without a nose in the future?

"Dudley Dursley, here's your letter."

Dudley's thoughts were interrupted by the shouting of the mail delivery man.

Handing a thick letter to Dudley, the postman looked at Dudley's muscular abdomen with envy.

In fact, Dudley hadn't finished speaking just now. In addition to attracting those big-breasted blonde girls, muscles can also attract the attention of the same sex.

Our great Xun Geer said it well: "Exercise can attract the opposite sex, and excessive exercise can attract the same sex."

Dudley looked at the seal of the envelope. It was a letter from Bloomsbury Publishing.

When the envelope was opened, there was a piece of letter paper with words written on it and a check for 1 pounds.

Dudley looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him except Harry. He carefully put the check into his pocket and finally opened the letter.

"Dear Teacher Jerry" begins with a complicated and lengthy speech of praise, a very official and polite remark.

Jerry is Dudley's pen name.

When he first arrived in this world, the first thing Dudley wanted to do was to make money.

'With money you can travel the world, without money you can't go anywhere', this saying is true in any world, and wizards are a profession that burns money in any world.

Coupled with the Dursley family's previous difficult financial situation, Dudley, who had little money in his pocket, was panicked, so he chose a path of no return.