This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

"Nothing else, I just want to trouble you not to cause trouble again. It's hard to maintain peace in the ninja world. Can you please consider the feelings of the majority of ordinary people who want peace?"

250. " Dog Licking Positions"

"..." Uchiha Obito was silent at first, then he laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha! I thought you must have something profound to say when you came to me, but I didn't expect you to say such superficial words!"

"So, you don't agree?" Kaz raised his eyebrows.

"That's right!" The Sharingan that Uchiha Obito revealed from under his mask looked even more ferocious:

"This world is a dark hell, all ash and no hope at all! I traveled all over the world, but what I saw only confirmed this!

"This world is full of darkness. Only the Infinite Tsukuyomi can save this world!"

"Wow, you're so determined." Kaz clapped his hands in praise, "Well, I see your determination to immerse yourself in the virtual world. In that case, I can also agree to Naruto's request and bring Kakashi and Rin together."

"...Ah?" Uchiha Obito was dumbfounded: "No, aren't we discussing something as noble as world peace? How come it suddenly became that you want to bring Kakashi and Rin together? What are you doing!?"

"Oh, here's what happened." Kaz used his skills to make up a story:

"Naruto thought that his teacher Kakashi was still single and was at risk of becoming gay, so he asked me to be the matchmaker and bring Kakashi and Rin together.

"I thought, this isn't fair to you, right? So I thought about asking you to return to Konoha as well, so you can compete fairly with Kakashi."

Uchiha Obito nodded after hearing this.

Yes, yes, yes, we must have fair competition!

Then Kaz changed the subject: "But you are not going to give up and go back to Konoha. Then I can only assume that you give up the game. I didn't expect that Kakashi would win without a fight and easily get the beauty. He is so lucky."

"Well, even if you bring them together, they may not be together, right? Maybe Rin doesn't like Kakashi at all?" Uchiha Obito was still being stubborn.

"How can it not work? I have a unique skill handed down from ancient times - the 38 Ways of Licking a Dog. Anyone who has learned this skill will successfully lick the goddess into his arms and become a winner in life.

"As long as I teach Kakashi this unique skill, it will be easy for him to lick Rin."

Kaz put his hands behind his back, looking like a hermit.

Uchiha Obito's defense was broken instantly, and his already blood-red eyes became even redder. Is there such a special skill in this world?

It’s over. He doesn’t have any tailed beasts now. If Kakashi and Rin really get married successfully, then by the time he activates the Infinite Tsukuyomi, Kakashi and Rin’s child will be useless!

"You, you, you you you..." Uchiha Obito stared at Kaz with gritted teeth, you really deserve to die!

If it weren't for Uchiha Itachi standing by, he would have used the Great Fireball Technique to attack Kas long ago, as there was no way he could kill him if he took action now.

"Okay, Itachi, let's go back to Konoha. Don't let Kakashi and Rin wait anxiously." Katz called to Itachi and pretended to leave.

Uchiha Itachi had already seen some clues, but he said nothing, turned around and prepared to follow Kaz away, but he was counting down in his heart.

Five, four, three...

"Wait!" Uchiha Obito called out to the two of them.

Kaz turned around and said, "What's wrong? Are you already thinking about attending the wedding and eating at the banquet?"

"..." Uchiha Obito felt blocked in his heart, what the hell!

If it was the seat that bastard Kakashi was lying on, he could still have a couple of bites.

He took a deep breath and said, "I can promise you that I will no longer secretly provoke wars, and I can also give up the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan. However, I have three requests."

Kaz: "You say, as long as I can do it."

"First, there is a curse seal on my heart from Uchiha Madara. If you want me to completely give up the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan, you must find a way to help me remove the curse seal on my heart."

"Okay." Kaz nodded.

Not only will I remove the curse seal for you, I will also add a curse seal of my own for you, so that you won't continue to have infinite Tsukuyomi after the curse seal is removed.

I have given so much for the peace of this world. I am such a good person.

Once again, Kaz was moved by his own noble behavior.

Uchiha Obito continued: "Second, I did something wrong and I can't go back to Konoha directly. You have to help me think of a reason."

"The reason is so simple, why not just blame it on Uchiha Madara? Just say that because of the curse on your heart, your behavior was controlled by Uchiha Madara until I removed the curse for you."

Without thinking, Kaz threw the blame on Uchiha Madara.

Anyway, Uchiha Obito's transformation to the dark side is closely related to Uchiha Madara, so there's nothing wrong with putting the blame on him.

“……”Uchiha Obito was numb.

It's that simple? Why didn't he think of this?

Is he a fool?

In a trance, he seemed to have returned to the time when he was a child and was called an idiot by Kakashi.

Shaking his head and throwing away that thought, he continued, "Third, your copy of '38 Ways to Lick a Dog' must be given to me!"

At the end of his speech, his expression became extremely serious.

It can be seen that he really needs "38 Positions of Licking a Dog".

Uchiha Itachi standing next to him has already moved away. Is he still the masked man with a gloomy face all day long, looking like everyone in the ninja world owes him 2.2 million taels?

"Since you've said this, I have no choice but to entrust this secret manual to you."

Katz took out a book called "Thirty-Eight Ways of Licking a Dog" from his personal space, which he had spent three minutes writing yesterday, and handed it to Uchiha Obito with great solemnity.

"You must study hard and make sure to fully utilize the power of this secret book."

After receiving this secret book, Uchiha Obito's expression became serious: "Don't worry, I will study hard and be a good licker, and get Lin as soon as possible."

…………

Afterwards, Kaz performed surgery on Uchiha Obito, removed the curse seal on his heart, and secretly added another one.

Uchiha Obito didn't know about this, and happily returned to Konoha with the "Thirty-Eight Styles of Dog Licking".

Kaz didn't know whether the secret book was effective or not, after all, he just made it up casually.

"Uncle Kaz, we're back."

Ritsuka Fujimaru and Mashu came over from a distance, looking exhausted, but both of them had smiles on their faces and seemed to be having a lot of fun.

After all, this was probably the easiest journey for both of them.

In previous singularities, even in the simplest Hundred Years War of the Evil Dragon, they suffered a lot.

"You've done a great job, and this mission is almost completed successfully. Since I have nothing else to do now, do you want me to give you a few blows?" Kaz took out the eight-point light wheel mace.

251. Chaldea’s name is known to everyone

Ten minutes later, Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mashu hugged each other tightly, curled up into a ball, like frightened hamsters.

If they had known that this new teaching method using mace was so scary, they would never have come!

"Well, you have already learned the three-color domineering, the eight-point light wheel, the Specium ray, and the life-saving magic skill of the substitute technique. There is nothing more for your teacher to teach you."

Kaz wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead and looked at them both kindly: "Go down the mountain. If you get into trouble in the future, just don't tell your master about it."

Fujimaru Ritsuka: “…”

Mashu: “…”

Do you think we haven't watched Journey to the West?

"Mr. Kaz, we have something else to ask you." Mashu was no longer afraid and asked quickly, "You told us last time that Miss Akechi Hinako is a True Ancestor. We have successfully freed her from the cryostat."

"Really? Then congratulations, you have gained a new powerful fighting force."

Well, Miss Yu, who is totally bad at playing FGO, is still very good at fighting herself.

"Then, Dr. Roman analyzed that you are quite familiar with our world, is that right?"

"If you say I understand, I do understand quite well." Kaz recalled the time when he first played FGO, Qian Shi Ling Bao, Deer Horn God, Agricultural God, City Gate Gawain and so on... It's all tears to talk about it too much.

It’s a pity that all the wives he had won were gone after he traveled through time.

"Then, can you tell us what the next singularity is? Are there any dangers? So we can make adequate preparations in advance." Mashu's eyes twinkled, looking very cute.

"Why not just post the game in the group... um, forget it." Kaz suddenly remembered that among the currently connected worlds, there seemed to be no world with the game FGO.

It’s a pity that it didn’t connect to the “realistic” sci-fi anime “Anyway, it’s so cute”. That anime played with the FGO memes very well… I don’t know if it’s because the author was slacking off and playing FGO every day.

If this is the case, then there might be references to the Genshin Impact in Mushroom’s next work.

After all, Mushroom is now playing Genshin Impact very well.

"Which singularity are you at now?" Kaz asked.

"We have already experienced the Hundred Years' War in Orleans, the Roman Empire, Oceanus, London during the Industrial Revolution, and then America during the Civil War. Next is the sixth singularity," replied Fujimaru Ritsuka.

"The sixth singularity." Kaz touched his chin.

This singularity is a point where the difficulty of FGO increases sharply. After Zoro, each one becomes more difficult than the last, and even requires you to lock in the assists, which is disgusting.

But from the perspective of the plot, the sixth singularity and the subsequent singularities and lossbelts are indeed much more powerful than the previous five singularities.

"In this singularity, you need to face the Lion King, or the deified King Arthur..."

Katz then recounted their subsequent experiences one by one.

From Camelot to Babylonia, from Russia to Northern Europe, from China to Sindhu, from Atlantis to Olympus, from the Fairy Round Table to South America, the name of Chaldea is known to everyone.

This series of wonderful journeys made the two of them tremble with fear.

The deified King Arthur, the human evil of the principle of return - Tiamat, the human evil of the principle of mercy - the demon king Goetia... Now they know who stole the doctor's body.

The gigantic Yaga Ivan the Terrible who merged the body of an ancient monster into his own.

The last Norse god, Scathach Skadi, who loves everything in the world.

The First Emperor unified the world, united all races, created a world without any fighting, and carried all human wisdom on his own.

Arjuna, the black god of destruction, constantly destroys and creates the world, eliminating all evil in the process.

Zeus, who commands all the Olympian gods and is nicknamed the Teddy God... So, are all the Olympian gods machines?

This really shocked Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mashu.

They came from an alien universe, then crossed the sea of ​​stars and stopped on this planet. They originally intended to revive their home planet, but they didn't expect to become the gods of this planet in the end.

How should I put it? This kind of thing is absurd yet somewhat romantic.

What shocked and troubled them the most was Chaos, who appeared at the end of the Greek Lostbelt.

The great battleship of the Olympian Mecha Gods, the primordial chaos.

It is essentially a huge structure formed with a giant star as its core, a supernatural god that is integrated with the gaps in the universe and time, a spherical space-time fortress - Chaos!

They don't know who created such a terrifying existence.

They only know one thing: if they really have to face this thing head-on, they will definitely not win!

Be it Tiamat, Goetia, or even the Seven Beasts and the Seven Crowns, they cannot defeat Chaos even if they join forces!

How can gods, beasts, and crowned heroic spirits born on planets confront beings centered on stars?

Anyone who thinks this can win has absolutely no idea of ​​the existence of stars and planets.

For example, the cradle of mankind and the origin of life in the solar system - the Earth, has a diameter of 12742 km and a volume of 1.0832073×1012km3. Doesn’t it look huge?

For humans, it is indeed too big. Even if an average person spends his entire lifetime, he probably cannot travel around the entire earth.

However, the Sun is 130 million times larger than the Earth and 33 times more massive!

That’s right, there’s even a “wan” at the end.

But the sun is not the largest star, it can only be considered an above-average star.

There are many huge stars in the universe. Even the sun is as small as dust in front of them.

So, how do you deal with Chaos? He just stands there, and his massive gravity can pull the enemy over, and then crash them to death on his deck, without even having to do anything.

The enemy's attack, if it hit Chaos, wouldn't even be able to break the skin of his feet.

What's even more terrifying is that Chaos won't just stand there, the weapons it carries are also incredibly powerful.