This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

Wise Stone Man: “Hehehe~”

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Ahhhhh! Eyes, my eyes!"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"If I have committed a crime, you can just shoot me, why let me watch this kind of thing."

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Mr. Kamijou must not have woken up yet. Yes, that must be the case. Otherwise, how could he see such a strange thing? I'm going to catch up on some sleep."

World-renowned high jumper: "Well, it's not good to sleep during class, right? It's just a video."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Just based on what you said, I know you didn't read it."

Socially disabled brother and sister: "Look, look, it's really nice~"

World-renowned high jumper: "...I clicked on it and saw that I must have made some mistake in my past life to be punished so badly in this life."

Paramecium: "Wow! What the hell is this? Uncle Kaz, please don't let this kind of filth in the group! No, I need to go see Mei and wash my eyes."

Big Lion: "Is this the art form of humans? This art form is too advanced for Ultraman."

The yellow-haired thug: "Is it weird? I think it looks pretty good."

Wise Stone Man: "No, are you serious?"

The yellow-haired thug said: "It's really nice looking. Such beautiful muscles must have been trained very hard."

Wise Stone Man: "I was a fool to expect you to be in your right mind for even a second."

Yellow-haired thug: “Hehehe, thank you.”

Wise Stone Man: "I'm not praising you!"

Medicine King: "For this strange habit, my evaluation is respect and blessing."

I will be looked down upon by everyone: "Is this uncle not good enough at seduction? He only changed his clothes but not his appearance."

Gudako: "Naruto, you are too naive. It's obvious that he was tricked by Uncle Kaze. Uncle Kaze, why didn't you warn me if you wanted to trick me? If I had known, I would have covered my eyes first."

Wise Stone Man: "Then think about it carefully. If I tell you that I am going to do something big, but you must not watch it, what will you do?"

Gudako: "I'll definitely have to watch it secretly!"

Wise Stone Man: "So~┐(?～?)┌ "

Gudako: “…”

Ritsuka Fujimaru was speechless. As expected, the main feature of this generation of young people is rebellion.

The man with an invincible look on his face said: "Actually, it's not that eye-catching. Look at this, the most beautiful woman in our world."

A man with invincibility written all over his face: "Tequila Girl.jpg."

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "I didn't even need to click on it. I knew who it was just by looking at the title."

Wise Stone Man: "JO Taro, what's wrong with you, JO Taro! What on earth has stimulated you to post the pornographic pictures of your grandfather in the group?"

Paramecium: "Are you sure this is called a setu?"

Wise Stone Man: "Children don't know how to appreciate this. This is the most beautiful girl in the JOJO world as voted by thousands of netizens! Also, look at your Mei."

Paramecium: “Oh.”

Big Lion: "I don't understand, but I am deeply shocked... It turns out that my understanding of humans is not deep enough."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"It's okay if you don't need to understand this kind of thing! Don't have any weird stereotypes about us humans, Leo-san!"

291. It’s All Holmes’ Fault

After successfully spreading the hopeful video, Kaz was in a good mood and ate a few more bites of the barbecue.

However, Lancelot was not in a very good mood. He squatted in the corner, drawing circles with his fingers unconsciously and cursing Kaz. He looked like he had lost all hope in life.

He had no idea why he had believed Holmes' lies so directly.

Could it be that Sherlock Holmes has some skill to bewitch people?

He heard that there was a detective named Conan in later generations. As soon as Conan solved a case, the criminal would immediately kneel down and cry. No matter how he thought about it, this must have been bewitched!

Since detectives of later generations have this skill, why shouldn't Sherlock Holmes, the most famous detective, have it too?

Damn Sherlock Holmes, how could he harm me like this!

As he was thinking about it, he wanted to pick up his sword "Lake Light of No Regrets" and hit Holmes twice.

However, he was ultimately unable to take action against Holmes.

Because Holmes was in the crowd, and he... was too embarrassed to see anyone.

…………

At night, everyone went into their tents to rest.

However, Kaz was doing something outside the tent, laughing strangely while doing it, as if what he was having in the evening was not barbecue but the elders of the Soul Hall.

As time passed, the sky became darker.

However, just when everyone should have fallen into a deep sleep, a figure tiptoed out of the tent.

"Are you trying to do something bad by sneaking around so late at night?"

Kaz's sudden voice scared the sneaking figure out of his quintessence.

"Fuck! Why aren't you sleeping so late at night?"

Lancelot was speechless. He thought there would be no one around late at night, but suddenly a voice came out and scared him.

Kaz stopped what he was doing and looked at Lancelot as if he was looking at a fool.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I just want to see how the world-famous Knights of the Round Table can ask such a stupid question." Kaz rolled his eyes: "If you camp in the wilderness full of wild beasts, there must be someone to keep watch at night, right?"

"Uh..." Lancelot froze.

Damn, how could he forget even something like this?!

It's all Holmes' fault!

If it weren't for that guy, how could he have thought of running away quickly because of social demise and forgotten such common sense of camping in the wild?

Oh Noelle! Holmes!

Don't let me catch you, kid!

Kaz: "So, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night? You're not planning on singing a lullaby to Mashu to strengthen the relationship between father and daughter?"

Lancelot's eyes lit up: "Yes, there is such a trick! I will go and sing a lullaby now."

"If you are not afraid of death, go ahead."

Kaz's words made Lancelot freeze in his tracks.

He turned around awkwardly like a defeated Kun Kun and said, "I just said that. Actually, I am ready to leave here. I am very worried about the safety of the civilians stationed in the camp under my command."

"What I'm saying is, if you're afraid of getting yourself killed if you continue staying here, just say so directly. Why make up such an excuse? If you're really worried about their safety, you should have gone back with the Knights of Honour under your command during the day." Kaz ruthlessly exposed Lancelot's lie.

"...It's hard to be alone." Lancelot was speechless and said faintly: "What about you? What are you doing so late at night?"

"Make something. I'll need it when I meet Osmandis tomorrow." Kaz said while laughing strangely: "Hehehe~"

The strange laughter made Lancelot feel cold all over.

For some reason, he remembered what happened during the day.

He swallowed his saliva with a nervous gurgle, left a note aside, and slowly retreated.

"I won't interrupt, I'm leaving."

…………

The next morning, when everyone woke up, they found that Lancelot's tent was gone, and Kaz was sitting by the fire, holding a cup of wolfberry water, emphasizing health preservation.

I worked all night last night and finally got this thing made. I have to nourish my body well.

"Uncle Kaz, where is Lancelot?" asked Fujimaru Ritsuka.

Kaz pointed to where Lancelot had left the note last night.

Ritsuka Fujimaru bent down to pick up the note, and Mashu also came over to take a look.

It said that in order to protect the safety of the villagers, Lancelot planned to return to the camp first.

Once he sees the pre-agreed signal (referring to the Great Hero fireworks), he will immediately lead his troops to the holy city of Camelot.

"Do you understand? Lancelot ran away just like that. Holmes, you are joking too much." Kaz accused with compassion.

Holmes: “…”

Who is playing this joke?

I was coerced by you! You are the main culprit!

But now that Lancelot is gone, at least Mashu feels much happier... With such a shameful father around, she can't even hold her head up.

Lancelot's departure did not cause much commotion.

(Lancelot: Why don't you guys just make some noise? This will make me look very embarrassed.)

After breakfast, everyone headed to the temple of the Sun King Osmanthus.

This time, they didn't encounter any unexpected problems.

Not far from the Great Temple, everyone could see a woman in very cool clothes holding a scepter and commanding many magical beasts, as if she was waiting for their arrival.

Although still far away, Kaz already knew who that was.

Who else could this girl wearing such cool clothes in the desert be except Nito? Osmandis?

"So it's you." After they got closer, Nito saw their faces clearly and couldn't help but smile: "It seems that you have successfully rescued your companions? It's great to see that you are safe and sound."

"Ah, it's that stupid... Pharaoh sister, why are you here?" Fujimaru Ritsuka almost said what was in his heart, but fortunately he reacted in time.

"Hmm?" Nito glanced at Fujimaru Ritsuka in confusion, but still didn't take it too seriously and replied, "I am waiting for you here on the orders of the Sun King."

"Wow, the Sun King actually knew we were coming? So impressive." Master Xuanzang exclaimed.

As if he himself was being praised, not Osmandis, Nito puffed out his chest with pride: "This is natural. That lord is a great pharaoh. Nothing is impossible for a pharaoh on earth!"

Kaz nudged Fujimaru Ritsuka next to him with his elbow and said, "Does Nito look like an old mother showing off her child?"

Fujimaru Ritsuka laughed when he saw it: "Oh, it's true, it's exactly the same expression my mom had after I passed the exam."

292. Discipline the Sun King and make him surrender

"No, no, no, no, that's disrespectful! Totally disrespectful!" Nito got furious when he heard what Kaz and Fujimaru Ritsuka said: "Even if you are my savior, I won't allow you to be so disrespectful to the Pharaoh!"

"Why are you disrespectful?" Kaz waved his hand. "If you don't believe me, go ask the Sun King Osmandis. He summoned you because he wanted to respect you as his own mother. Look, he respects you as his mother, so shouldn't you love him as your own son?"

Five-star Qiu Nito even said directly that La Er was like her younger brother or child, and she was like La Er's sister or mother.

(Nito: I am your mother.)

How dare someone be so disrespectful... Uh, ah, yes, that's right, hahahahaha.

"How disrespectful! How can someone like me be qualified to be a pharaoh..." Nito's face turned red, and his voice became smaller and smaller: "Pharaoh, do you really intend to respect me like your mother?"

Just as Kaz was about to reply, a loud noise was heard in the sky.

"That's enough! Nitocris! Bring them in!"

Although it sounds very angry, most people can hear a hint of shame and annoyance in it... This is because they are shy and feel embarrassed.

“Ah!” Nitocris was startled by Osmandis’ voice and apologized repeatedly: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Pharaoh, I was too proud and even fantasized about becoming your mother. I was so bold... I brought them all into the temple.”

"Did we anger the Sun King right from the start?" Fujimaru Ritsuka suddenly felt that something was wrong.

They were here to get Osmandis to go up the mountain, not to make him angry.

"It's okay, it's not a big problem." Kaz patted his chest, very confident: "When the time comes, I only need to say a few words to discipline the Sun King to surrender."

"Ah?" Fujimaru Ritsuka was shocked: "Uncle Kaz, this flag is not valid!"

As the group talked, they followed Nitocris into the largest room inside the temple.