This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

Kaz was pissed off by Gudako, so he ate three big bowls of rice, ready to bring down Chaldea.

…………

JOJO world.

A little boy of a few years old was walking in the vegetable market. He had beautiful blond hair and his bangs were in an extremely rare three-in-one donut shape. Coupled with his handsome face, he attracted quite a lot of attention.

"Is this child a foreigner? Why is he traveling to our country with his parents at such a young age?"

"What kind of good person would go to the vegetable market when traveling?"

"Could he have gotten lost from his parents?"

As many people were watching, the child stopped in front of an old lady who was selling loose eggs. He squatted down and touched the eggs a few times, his eyes shining slightly.

He opened his mouth and said in standard Northeastern dialect: "Oh my god, these eggs...tsk tsk tsk...are so beautiful, how much is one pound?"

Onlookers: "..."

In a trance, they seemed to see the foreign child shouting "I want the foreigners to die".

"Go away, go away! These are not foreign kids who are here to travel, they are a newly emerged ethnic minority in our country."

"Hahaha, every time an immigrant comes in, they add to the number of ethnic minorities, right?"

The old lady saw a customer coming and raised her head with a kind smile:

"Little kid, you're out buying groceries at such a young age? You're really sensible. You've made the right decision to buy my eggs. These are the eggs laid by the chickens I raise myself."

"My chickens are all raised with grain feed. The eggs they lay are all genuine farm-raised eggs. They are very nutritious and not expensive, only 30 yuan per pound."

If it were a few months ago, Giorno might have been scared.

But now, he is already a battle-hardened master.

"What the hell? Auntie, if you say that, it's a bit insulting to me. I saw you buying goods from the supermarket a few days ago."

Old lady: “…”

Damn, he’s a master!

"4 yuan per pound."

"4 yuan. I won't tell anyone about this."

"make a deal."

Not far away, Kaz, who saw this scene, felt very complicated.

He had just returned to the JOJO world and wanted to see how Giorno was doing.

He originally asked Diavolo to take care of Giorno, but Diavolo was left paralyzed on one side by Aleister and was definitely unable to take care of Giorno.

And because Aleister had stayed there long enough, he was recently forced to return to the "Dimension Tea House".

With only Giorno left, life will definitely be difficult.

The result was unexpected.

Why are you so skilled? How many times have you experienced this (referring to buying groceries)?

and also……

"Where the hell did this Northeastern-style Giorno come from?" Kaz seemed to be wearing a mask of pain.

His mind is now filled with the Northeastern accent version of Giorno's famous line "I want to be a gangster superstar."

Wow, now I have truly become a “Yangko Star”!

"Girono." Kaz called out.

"Huh?" Giorno picked up the egg and was about to leave when he heard a familiar voice.

There was no doubt about it, it was the person who took him away from that "home" a few months ago!

"Oh my god, why are you here? You make me so happy!"

Kaz: "..."

MD! Giorno, with his Northeastern accent, really can't hold it in!

"I was on a business trip before, and I just came back after finishing my work. Let's go back to the research institute first." Kaz called Giorno over.

"Going back to the research institute now? That won't work. The vegetables have all been eaten. We need to stock up more vegetables. These few eggs are not enough." Giorno said as he trotted over.

"Okay, let's go buy some groceries." Kaz nodded and reached out to take the eggs from Giorno's hand.

Giorno felt warm in his heart.

No one ever worried about him being tired or helped him take things from his hands.

His mother wouldn't, his "father" wouldn't, and neither would Diablo and Aleister who later took care of him.

Kaz was the first to do so.

He is the man who can be my father! - By Yangko Star Giorno.

"By the way, who did you learn Chinese from? You learned it so quickly, you're really amazing." Kaz suddenly said.

"That's not it." Giorno shook his head: "It's my sister. She said she would go home soon, so she left me a lot of money and made a Chinese template for me. Oh, this template is really a skill. Once I put it in, I can speak it on the spot."

Kaz was in a complicated mood.

Who else could that sister be? It must be Aleister.

On the one hand, Aleister was a pretty good person. He actually remembered to leave money and install Chinese templates for Giorno, but he didn't think about this.

I can only say that she is worthy of being the female version of Aleister. Women are indeed more delicate in their thoughts.

on the other hand……

Aleister, why don't you install a Mandarin template? Why do you have to install a Northeastern accent template? You really deserve to die!

Of course, he is not saying that the Northeastern accent is bad, but... no matter what is said in the Northeastern accent, he feels like listening to a skit!

It's like when someone speaks in Tianjin accent, he will feel that person is speaking in clapper talk.

He now feels like Giorno is a skit actor who can't hold himself together at all!

How did a good Yangko Star become a Yangko Star? !

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he immediately denounced the incident in the group.

Wise Stone Man: "@Frog Doctor Long-term VIP, Kamijou, please help me ask Aleister what she was thinking! Why would she think of giving Giorno a Chinese template with a Northeastern accent?!"

Wise Stone Man: "Giorno Buys Groceries.MP4."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"What? Giorno? Northeastern accent? Pfft... Sorry, I couldn't help it."

Socially useless brother and sister: "We are members of the chat group. We have received professional training. Generally speaking, we don't laugh unless we can't help it... Hahaha! I really can't help it! How did Aleister come up with such a genius idea?"

304. Uzumaki Naruto: Something seems wrong

The man with an invincible look on his face: "This..."

After watching the video, Jotaro Kujo had the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

How should I put it? There's a sense of disjunction in temperament.

It's like a beautiful woman, who opens her mouth and says "Gaha? Where's the Gaha thing?"

It is like the prince of Beijing in a romance novel being replaced by the prince of Northeast China, who wears low-key and luxurious clothes and has a handsome appearance.

As soon as he got off the plane, he said, "My friend, I'm home. For lunch...ah, make me a pot dumpling."

Emmmmm...it just doesn't match.

He had also watched the fifth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in the group before. In his impression, Giorno was a gentle and decisive gentleman with a golden spirit.

This completely shattered his impression of Giorno.

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Pfft... Sorry, I didn't mean it. It's really too much to make someone's accent like this. I'll go ask the director right now."

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "She seemed to have been paying attention to me. I was about to ask you, and she suddenly appeared and asked me if I was going to take her to the next place."

Long-term VIP of Dr. Frog: "When I told her it wasn't her, she was quite disappointed. When I asked her the reason, she said she was watching Benshan's skit at the time."

Wise Stone Man: "..."

Aleister, what the hell are you doing? Why are you watching this skit for no reason when you're not studying Diablo?

Just this one sketch caused Giorno a lot of trouble.

The good Italian boss was forcibly changed into a Northeastern boss.

Is it because he wants to be a Yangko Star?

Wise Stone Man: "Forget it, it's done, there's no way to save it. By the way, Jotaro @The Man with the Face of Invincibility, I often go to other worlds, how about I leave Giorno to you to raise?"

The man with an invincible look on his face said: "I have no objection. That woman should like children very much."

Wise Stone Man: "JO Taro! How can you call your own mother a bitch?"

The man with an invincible look on his face: "Yakamashi! Do you still want my mom to help you take care of the child?"

Wise Stone Man: "What do you mean by help me take care of the child? JO Taro, you have to think clearly, is Giorno the son of DIO? No! DIO gave birth to Giorno using Giorno's body, so of course he is Giorno's son!"

Wise Stone Man: "That's the person your grandfather would call uncle. To you, he's your great-uncle!"

Socially disabled brother and sister: "After a little thought and a calm analysis... what you said makes so much sense that I can't refute it."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Is this the wonderful generation structure of the JOJO family? It is indeed very wonderful."

The man with invincibility written all over his face: "Ah, ah, daze... Ask him if he wants to follow us. If he does, just send him to my house."

After reading the message, Kaz lowered his head and looked at Giorno, the future Northeastern boss, Yangge Star, who was following him, and asked:

"Giorno, I will often go on business trips far away in the future. It is really inconvenient for you to be alone. I also know a few old acquaintances of your father. Do you want to live with them?"

"An old acquaintance of my father?" Giorno raised his head, his face full of confusion.

"Yes." Kaz nodded.

I tanned your dad into ashes with my own hands. He is now old and mature.

Giorno said cautiously, "Can I not go?"

"Not going? Don't you think it's inconvenient for you to stay alone when you're so young?" Kaz raised his eyebrows: "Besides, they are not only your father's old acquaintances, but also your relatives. They are very nice people and gentlemen... probably. In short, they will definitely not harm you."

"Relatives?" Giorno's eyes brightened a little.

Perhaps because he was abused by his mother and stepfather since childhood, he longs for family affection.

When he heard that it was his relative, he felt a little moved.

But he was only moved for a moment, and then said, "I... I still don't want to go, okay? But, if you're just free and want to come over and visit, that's fine."

He may have expectations for family affection, but he is more afraid of it.

Even his own mother treats him like that, so why not his relatives?

In comparison, he would rather stay in this laboratory.

Of course, if Kaz insisted that he leave, he would have no choice but to leave.

Thinking of this, he raised his head and launched the attack that children are best at, looking at Kaz with tears in his eyes, feeling so aggrieved.

However, Kaz was calm inside, and even wanted to retaliate.

The main thing is that whenever he sees Giorno now, he will think of that Northeastern accent, which is full of flavor.

Sure enough, dialects are a magical existence. Once you speak a dialect, your friendliness increases and your appearance decreases.

"Okay, I'll take you to see them later for something, and you can just stay in the lab the rest of the time. Is the money enough? If not, I'll go and earn some for you."

"That's enough. I left a lot of money."

While continuing to buy groceries with Giorno, Kaz returned to the group to reply to messages.

Wise Stone Man: "@The man with invincibility written all over his face, JO Taro, Giorno doesn't want to live with you. He probably has a psychological trauma towards his relatives. However, he does want to meet you."

The man with invincibility written all over his face said: "Then my mom, my old man and I will go to your place. It's a good opportunity for us to meet him."