This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

The smile on Kaz's face disappeared and became extremely cold. His tall and mighty body brought a great sense of oppression to the three people.

In an instant, it seemed as if the air was frozen!

then……

"Don't tell anyone about this kind of thing. Come on, let's trade with each other. We can still be good friends after the trade."

Kaz took out a bunch of things, put them in his sleeves and handed them over, the most prominent feature of which was the concealment.

Hikigaya Hachiman and Blank were both speechless. They were wondering what you were going to do by being so serious. Isn't this just a bribe?

Just as Hikigaya Hachiman was about to accept the friend's fee, he was stopped by Sora.

He rubbed his fingers together, with a serious expression: "Everyone in the group is our beloved friends, brothers and sisters."

"so?"

"You have to pay more."

"..." Kaz was speechless. How did this guy know such a famous line?

However, he still took out some more money as hush money.

Hikigaya Hachiman: "Is this the Sharingan and the Shikotsu-kun? Siguoyi! Wow, the Sharingan is indeed the Uchiha clan's famous USB, plug and play."

Sora: "My stuff is the Byakugan and scientific ninja tools. I feel like the stuff you gave me isn't very good. What? You said this Byakugan was specially modified by you, it can't see meridians, it can only see through clothes at best? And this scientific ninja tool contains the Super Harem Technique?! Hiss! The one who knows me best is Kaz!"

Bai stepped on it directly, expressionless: "Brother is an idiot."

"Ahhh!" Sora jumped around holding his stepped foot, retorting as he did so: "What are you talking about! These are two of the most beloved treasures among men! Look at that guy Hikigaya, his eyes are red with envy."

Hikigaya Hachiman silently turned on the Sharingan again: "Sharingan is originally red, I am not jealous. So, what did Bai get?"

Bai then slowly looked at the things in his hand, two test tubes, with Wood Release and Sage Body written on them respectively.

"Wood Release and Sage Body are fun."

"It's not just for fun." Kaz smiled funny. "When your brother is about to have his soul sucked away by a woman, you can just use Wood Release: Turtle Binding Technique! And the Sage Body allows you to use the Turtle Binding Technique for days and nights without feeling tired at all."

I asked you to pay more! I asked you to pay more!

Accept my righteous backstab, Sora!

"What?!" Kong's scalp went numb and he felt his entire brain was trembling. It seemed as if he had no expectations for the future.

But Bai's eyes sparkled: "Brother, I will protect your chastity."

“It’s okay if I don’t have to protect you!” Kong cried loudly.

…………

Hikigaya Hachiman and Shiraha returned to their respective worlds that night.

Although no one among the villagers of Konoha died, almost everyone was injured. In addition, they lost their homes. It is conceivable that the future days for the villagers of Konoha will be quite difficult.

They all live like Syrian refugees.

It is precisely because everyone in Konoha is injured, even the doctors and nurses in Konoha Hospital are injured, and medical resources are seriously insufficient.

Although he has not yet been recognized by the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, Orochimaru, who has essentially fulfilled the duties of Hokage, sent twelve golden medals in a row... ahem, twelve letters in a row, playing the emotional card and asking Tsunade to return to Konoha.

However, about three days later, Orochimaru still didn't wait for Tsunade, but waited for another person.

"Orochimaru! Why are you in the Hokage building?! Where is the old man?! Also, why has Konoha become like this! Did you destroy Konoha like this, kill the old man, and then become the Hokage yourself?!"

Jiraiya slammed his hands on the table and spit all over Orochimaru's face.

God knows what happened. When he just returned to Konoha, he saw only ruins.

He almost thought it was a demolition team from the M78 Nebula that forcibly demolished Konoha!

Before he had time to inquire about the situation, he went straight to the Hokage Building (temporary version), but he didn't see Sarutobi Hiruzen, but Orochimaru!

All of a sudden, all kinds of conspiracy theories began to take shape in his mind.

Orochimaru wiped the spit off his face with a look of disgust, and then said: "The old man has retired and is now helping Yamato rebuild Konoha. If you want to see the old man, you can find him on the street. If you have nothing to do, don't bother me. I have a lot of things to do."

Since Konoha is in a state of disrepair, there are so many things to do!

Especially when the Sand Village discovered that their Fourth Kazekage was dead, they were biting people everywhere like a mad dog.

With so many things happening at the same time, even Orochimaru, who is known for his hard work, felt exhausted. Damn, how could he have thought that being a Hokage was a good thing?!

"Old man, are you okay? Really okay?" Jiraiya's anger disappeared in an instant. He was really afraid that Orochimaru would go completely crazy and kill his master directly.

"But what on earth happened to make Konoha become like this? Orochimaru, answer me now!"

Orochimaru was annoyed by Jiraiya's constant chatter: "I told you to ask the old man, you idiot! Can you please stop bothering me!"

"Plop, plop?! My "Intimate Paradise" is a super hit!" Jiraiya blushed and retorted with his neck stiff.

"Hehe, besides "Intimate Paradise", do you have other famous works? I remember that your confident work "The Legend of the Strong and Perseverant Ninja" was not even produced? You are a waste who can only write erotic works!" Orochimaru sneered.

"How can you slander someone's innocence like this?" Jiraiya's eyes widened, and the veins on his forehead popped out: "Obscene writing can't be considered obscene... Obscene writing!... Can the affairs of scholars be considered obscene?"

However, these words did not cause Orochimaru to laugh.

Orochimaru just looked at him coldly: "Jiraiya, if you bother me again, I will order all Konoha bookstores to ban the sale of your "Intimate Paradise"!"

"What!" Jiraiya was furious, "Orochimaru, you will regret this!"

Orochimaru: "Jiraiya, I am the Hokage!"

“Pfft, hahahahahaha!!!”

There were only two people in the Hokage building, but suddenly the air shook and Kaz's figure appeared. He was holding a camera in his hand and laughing wildly while clapping on the table:

"That's it, that's it! The official sequel to Naruto must have this, hahahahahaha!!! I've done so much and waited for so long, just for this famous line!

"Boruto: Naruto Next Generations is not even a legitimate sequel. There isn't even this famous scene between Naruto and Sasuke. The purity is far from enough!

“No, I have to release this hopeful video to the world!”

86. It's still a weasel

"Oh my god, who is he?" Jiraiya was startled by the sudden appearance of Kaz. Could he be a spy from other ninja villages?

But how can a spy reveal his identity by laughing? This is too low standard!

"This is Kaz. He is a top scientific research talent hired by Konoha at a high price. He is a talent that even I, the Hokage, must respect! By the way, the resurrection of Minato Namikaze and his wife is also due to his latest research."

Although Orochimaru didn't want to pay attention to Jiraiya, he had to introduce Kaz properly. By the way, when he mentioned the word "Hokage", he dragged out the ending tone and emphasized it.

"Oh, so that's how..." Jiraiya suddenly paused, and then his breathing suddenly stagnated: "Resurrection!!!"

…………

Ignoring Jiraiya's shock, Kaz immediately and happily sent the hopeful video to the group.

The first person to reply to Kaz was indeed Blank, who had become king and no longer attended classes or went to school.

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Pfft, hahaha! What kind of weird scene is this? Kaz, you put so much thought into it, you wouldn't just watch this, right?"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Orochimaru and Jiraiya are performing a famous scene in Naruto, why would I have such a dream?"

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Pfft... Sorry, I have no professional training, I just couldn't help it."

A man with an invincible look on his face: "Is this video so funny?"

Paramecium: "Yeah, yeah, it feels like just a normal quarrel."

I will be looked down upon: "I don't understand it either. Isn't it just Uncle Orochimaru and that white-haired uncle arguing?"

Wise Stone Man: "White-haired uncle? Pfft! Jiraiya is on his way to tears."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Naruto famous scenes.AVI."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"No need to thank me, I'm just an ordinary high school student passing by."

After about a minute or two, a happy atmosphere emanated from the group.

Paramecium: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Wise Stone Man: "Theresa: Kiana, I am the dean."

I will be looked down upon: "Hahaha! Why do the Uchiha clan members look so funny when they laugh? And Sasuke...hahaha, this is the first time I know that he looks like a shoe when he laughs!"

The man with invincibility written all over his face: "I actually want to know how that guy Shimura Danzo came up with the idea of ​​stabbing Susanoo with a kunai? Did his brain get stabbed by a wood escape technique?"

"Group announcement: Welcome the world-renowned high jumper to join the "Dimension Tea House." "

"Group announcement: This teahouse is based on the spirit of harmony, friendship, and mutual assistance. Group members are prohibited from harming each other."

Paramecium: "What, finally a new member has joined? Great! Call me senior now."

I will be looked down upon: "So, I can finally be a senior too? That's great, I am also a senior, right?"

The man with invincibility written all over his face: "Welcome newcomer."

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "This avatar... is you - a partner of justice!"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"We still don't know how many people were watching Shirou Emiya's high jump that day."

Wise Stone Man: "Global live broadcast!"

Long-term VIP of Frog Doctor: "Welcome newcomers, don't be afraid, although it seems that everyone speaks a little strangely, they are actually good people."

…………

"I think I left a repair tool in your student union office, Yicheng, could you please help me get it?"

Class C, 2nd year at Hogunhara High School.

Although school was over, Emiya Shirou still stayed in the classroom, repairing some broken things of his classmates.

"Emiya, you are just too nice, that's why they are so unscrupulous to ask you to help for free, and they are even unwilling to treat you to a meal! Especially a certain purple kelp head!"

Listening to Yanagi Issei's complaints, Emiya Shirou did not make any excuses, but just smiled and said: "Please, Issei, I can't get away from here for the time being."

"Ah." Yanagido Issei muttered quite dissatisfiedly, but still got up and left the classroom, went to the student union office, and helped Emiya Shirou get his things.

After a while, a faint voice came from behind Emiya Shirou.

thump.

"Is that you, Yicheng? You're back so soon. You didn't run there and back again? You must have worked hard. Thank you, Yicheng. I'll make you something delicious later. Give me the repair tools first... Yicheng?"

After saying a lot, Shirou Emiya finally sensed something was wrong.

Given Ryudo Issei's personality, he should have replied long ago.

He had no choice but to stop working and turn around, but he didn't see anyone.

I only saw a small, black board on my desk.

"What is this? I didn't have this thing on my desk before."

He picked up the black board curiously, and the moment he touched the black board.

A voice sounded in his mind.

"The chat group "Dimension Tea House" invites you to become a member of the group. Do you agree to join?"

"Wow!" Shirou Emiya was startled by the sudden sound, and then nodded subconsciously.

In an instant, the black board lit up.

Then he saw a lot of words appearing on the black board.

Apparently, this is a communication tool? But why is it here?

Also, why did he call himself a "world-renowned high jumper"? He was still a high school student. Although he had practiced high jumping, it was only at an amateur level.

Also, why would anyone among these chatters know his name?

However, although he had a lot of doubts, seeing the enthusiasm of those people, he, always a good guy, immediately greeted everyone in the group.

World-renowned high jumper: "Hello everyone, my name is Shirou Emiya. But how do you know my name?"

Then, Emiya Shirou heard a bunch of theories from the people in the group that shattered his worldview.

What different worlds, what infinite monkey theory, what information perturbation theory, what anime and games in other worlds, etc.