“Therefore, I don’t think that this world is created by cartoonists and novelists.
“Perhaps the information about how our world works was somehow disseminated and received by a certain writer, who then wrote it into a light novel.
“Or, the infinite monkey theory?
"Eddington proposed this theory in 1929. If a monkey never gets hungry, never gets tired, never dies, and never stops typing on a keyboard, then as long as the time is long enough, it may be able to type out a version of Hamlet.
"In other words, as long as there are enough universes, there will always be a universe that fits the situation in a light novel or a manga."
"As the saying goes, smart people have more worries, but you don't feel that way." Kaz said with emotion.
"I'm not a smart person. I just thought about the many possibilities of failure and tried my best to find ways to remedy it in advance. In comparison, an Ultimate Creature with an IQ of 400 is a truly smart person, right?"
Aleister said a little flattering.
You have to know that Einstein's IQ was only 160!
The IQ of a normal person is between 90-110.
Einstein's IQ is just a few dozen points higher than that of normal people, which is already terrifying.
Katz's IQ is more than 200 higher than Einstein's. The degree of his horrifying intelligence is enough to make people all over the world gasp and exclaim in unison, "This kid must not be allowed to stay!"
At the same time, Aleister's words also secretly mean that you, a truly smart person, are not worried about the fact that you might be a character in a comic, so why should I worry about it?
"For me, as long as I can escape from that damn place in space, everything else is not a problem."
Kaz's eyes were empty, and he seemed to have seen through the world.
However, he believes that anyone who becomes a meteorite in outer space for a period of time will feel disillusioned with the world after returning.
Therefore, he suggested developing space into a place for monks to practice.
Just build a space station and name it the Great Leiyin Temple.
The advertising slogan is -
It takes only one second to become a Buddha. Your enlightenment depends entirely on your drifting. If you are a monk, come to heaven! If you are a monk, come to the Great Leiyin Temple Space Station!
The Great Leiyin Temple Space Station is a brand new version of the ship that you have never seen before. It only takes three minutes to experience it, and you will experience the feeling of enlightenment like me.
Tonight at the Leiyin Temple Space Station, I am your Buddha.
In this way, the monks will be enlightened and the government will be able to recover the development costs of the space station. Isn’t that wonderful?
11. Fukuda
"I see. Being alone in space is indeed a despairing experience." Aleister thought thoughtfully.
Although he stayed in this room, he was alone most of the time.
But he is different from Kaz after all. He can contact the outside world, ask Aoki Yui to send a few people in to "chat" with him, and occasionally go out for a walk.
For example, when Right Flame was about to destroy the world but was defeated by Kamijou Touma, he instantly appeared next to Right Flame and cut off Right Flame's chicken claw... ahem, it was the "Divine Right".
For someone like him, it is actually still difficult for him to imagine what it feels like to be a meteorite in space. He can only think based on his instincts that it must be very uncomfortable.
"In that case, to celebrate Mr. Kaz's return to the surface, why not give you some gifts? I wonder what Mr. Kaz likes?"
Hearing this, Kaz immediately perked up, realizing that the main point of today's conversation was about to begin.
"Give me a gift? As the saying goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch... What do you want?"
"Don't be so wary of me. I don't want anything. Or rather, what I want is your friendship." Aleister said calmly.
"Friendship?" Kaz raised his eyebrows slightly and instantly understood Aleister's thoughts.
"I see. You are indeed interested in me, an Ultimate Creature. But compared to a mere Ultimate Creature, the endless other world is more attractive to you."
Although Aleister knew that Kamijou Touma had something that could connect to people from another world.
But he is not sure whether Kamijou Touma can travel to another world. What he is really sure about now is that Kaz can definitely travel to another world!
Therefore, for Aleister, the importance of Kaz is self-evident.
"That's right." Aleister admitted without hesitation: "Therefore, my current behavior can be called flattery."
"Tsk tsk tsk." Kaz looked at Aleister in amazement. He never expected that on his first day in the world of Toaru Majutsu no Index, he would successfully find a bootlicker.
Too bad it's not the girl version of Aleister.
As if he had guessed what Kaz was thinking, Aleister's body began to change instantly.
JK girl, sexy queen, arrogant loli, passionate female warrior, indifferent female president, silly female magician...
Kaz's eyes were dazzled by what he saw.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he shouted:
"Hey, stop, stop, this one, this one is good."
Aleister's body changes stopped immediately.
He is about 4 meters tall, has long silver hair, and wears azure armor.
She is an image of a loli female warrior, a bit like Milushin.
Not the one from Genshin Impact, but the one from FGO.
That is the Fairy Knight Lancelot.
"I didn't expect you were a lolita complex." Aleister had a blank expression on his face, and it was unclear whether he was praising or sighing.
"What are you talking about?" Kaz's expression became serious. "It's not that I like lolita, but the look I like happens to be lolita."
“I see.” Aleister believed it.
She couldn't help but believe it. After all, she would have to be Kaz's bootlicker for a while.
"Okay, I think I understand what you mean. As for the gift, please prepare a laboratory for me. I promised Kamijou Touma that I would do something. You can prepare the equipment inside. I will tell you if there is anything missing."
Kaz began to use Aleister without any hesitation.
"No problem, I will immediately order the robots in Academy City to begin construction, and you will be able to see it tomorrow morning. By the way, do I need to prepare a place for you to stay tonight?" asked Aleister.
"Of course. Do you want me to sleep in a cave?" Kaz rolled his eyes.
I slept in a cave before I evolved into an ultimate creature, and I still sleep in a cave after I evolved into an ultimate creature. Then, didn’t my evolution go in vain?
…………
Aoki Yui escorted Kaz all the way to the room prepared by Aleister, and then hurried away.
She just can't stand tall muscular men.
I must quickly find a cute little shota and absorb some shota energy!
Kaz didn't care about Aoki Yui's behavior. He lay down on the bed with his tall and strong body, and his consciousness began to communicate with the Dimension Tea House.
Wise Stoneman: "@Frog Doctor Long-term VIP, Kamijou Touma, have you finished the fight?"
Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "It's over a long time ago. Thank you for your help. If you hadn't taught me the Ripple Qigong, I wouldn't have won so easily. In this way, the experiment will finally stop."
Social outcast brother and sister: "Ripple Qigong! Elemental perception! JOJO, this is my last ripple!"
The man with invincibility written all over his face: "What do you want from me?"
The lone wolf always walks alone: "It's not you, it's your grandfather."
Socially useless brother and sister: "@Wise Stone Man, Kaz~ Ripple, is it really a ripple? Can you really teach people to ripple?"
Previous Blank: That’s the ultimate creature, the evil villain with fat intestines.
The current blank: Kaz-sama~
Arrogant at first and respectful at the end, it makes people laugh when they think about it.
So, Kaz spoke decisively and condemned harshly.
Wise Stone Man: "Of course it's true. Don't forget, my ripple is a hundred times stronger than that useless old thing Joseph. Boss, do you want to buy it? It's very cheap, only 300 points."
Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "That's true. Your ripples are a hundred times stronger than Jotaro's. I forgot about that. But, 300 points... I just lent them to Kamijou. I have to sign in for another ten days."
Paramecium: "Huh? Does it take so long to sign in? For me, it will take about three days."
Wow, 300 points in three days, doesn’t that mean the full value of 100 points per day?
Kaz felt insulted.
Wise Stone Man: "Emperor of Europe, take my spear!"
Socially useless brother and sister: "Emperor of Europe, take my spear!"
The lone wolf always walks alone: "Emperor Europe, take my spear!"
Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Comparatively speaking, I should be more miserable. I have already borrowed so many points from you, and now I owe Kaz 300 points."
Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "I always feel that my future will be spent paying off debts! I don't know why, but Mr. Kamijou has experienced the sadness of working people paying off mortgages. How corrupt!"
Wise Stone Man: "Look at it from a positive perspective. People in society still have to pay high interest on their mortgages, but at least the points you owe are interest-free."
The lone wolf always walks alone: "When I think about it, society is too miserable! As expected, I'd better find a rich woman and be a househusband in the future, so that I don't have to worry about the mortgage."
Paramecium: "I have experience in hanging out with rich women. I'll teach you~"
12. Fortunately, I opened a small account
The lone wolf always walks alone: "Really? Then let's chat privately later."
Paramecium: "My experience of hanging out with rich women will definitely open your eyes."
The man with an invincible look on his face said: "Kamijo, now that the experiment is over, what are you going to do next?"
Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Next, I will ask Mr. Kaz to take care of the sisters so that they no longer live as props. @Wise Stone Man, Mr. Kaz, I'm counting on you."
The wise stone man: "Don't worry, I, Kaz, have always relied on honesty. Who in the world doesn't know my name as the Honest Young Master?"
Seeing this, the Blank siblings and Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but complain in their hearts.
When you were fighting Lisa Lisa, you didn't think about being honest.
Aren’t you also one of the earliest Stand users?
"But then again, it seems that Kaz is a little different from what we saw in the animation."
Hikigaya Hachiman stroked his chin and thought for a moment.
Compared to the cold-blooded and cruel Kaz in the original work, who will do anything to achieve his goals but also attaches great importance to feelings.
This Kaz in the group right now seems... quite shameless.
I don’t know if it’s because he drifted in space for too long that his personality changed.
"Forget it. I don't want to think too much. At least this kind of Kaz is better for me."
No one wants to have a super villain in the group he's chatting in, especially for an ordinary person like him.
Otherwise, you will be worried every day.
Although "Dimension Tea House" does not allow group members to attack each other, it does not say that they cannot use some kind of conspiracy.
Anyway, it’s great that Kaz is like this.
"Come to think of it, I also want to have the Ripple Qigong, and I also want a Stand... Especially a Stand! It would be even better if I could have a Star Platinum or Gold Experience Requiem."
Hikigaya Hachiman was lying on the bed, his eyes gradually becoming blurred. He was already imagining the day when, after he had Ripple and a substitute, he would be a hero saving the beauty and successfully hooking up with a rich woman.
Which rich woman is better?
Yukinoshita Yukino is a wealthy woman, but she is too peaceful and her future children may suffer from malnutrition.
It seems that Hiratsuka-sensei has a luxury sports car and is also a wealthy woman, and she won't let her children suffer from malnutrition, but she is too violent and is likely to be punished by the iron fist every day.
Who are the other rich ladies?
Thinking of the benefits of the rich woman, he immediately opened the private chat window with Kiana.
"Ms. Paramecium, I'm here to ask you for the secret of hooking up with a rich woman."
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