This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

“It’s a rubbish operation. Not only does it play dead all day, but even the cards used for eating are weird.

“High EQ: a hundred flowers bloom; low EQ: each has its own ugliness.

"The leg of the Gun Master is so deformed that it looks like a saw! Not to mention Nightingale's card, any fan art is better than that idiot Takahashi's!

"When I saw the card of Astraea and Yukiyama Sakura, my eyes went dark. People who didn't know would think that the artist accepted a bribe from Toosaka Rin!

"What I find most difficult to accept is... the smoke mirror! Oh, My God! Give me a pair of eyes that have never seen that thing!

“I only have one comment for Smoking Mirrors: there is a kind of beauty that takes revenge on the world!

"Besides that, the battle system is extremely boring. It's hard to imagine that this is a modern game. On top of that, there is no automatic sweep or Noble Phantasm skipping!

"The plot is full of empty lies, and even includes a scene where Little Eggplant becomes someone else's bride, a cruel thing that even the god-abiding people would call him an expert.

"Oh, there's another one - Qian Shi Ling Bao! Pah! This rubbish game ruins my youth, ruins my spirit, and wastes my money!"

After hearing all of Heizi's accusations, Kaz was confused for a moment.

It seems that your comments against FGO haters are mixed with some resentment from FGO players?

Our enemies and I have the same origin, right?

Ritsuka Fujimaru and Mashu looked at each other at the same time, confusion in their eyes.

Operation? Card appearance? Battle system? Noble Phantasm skipping? Little Eggplant as a bride? Thousand Stones Zero Treasure?

What what what? What is he talking about?

Kiana tilted her head, "So, what exactly is a blackie?"

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"Shut up!" Facing Kiana who was talking, the haters started to criticize again: "You are just a paramecium. You are still stretching yourself in the middle of the final battle and you are still looking at Wuhu for a good shot. You have no right to speak here!"

Kiana: “???”

"Now you understand, don't you? The so-called black scoundrels just like to criticize others. The average black scoundrel only criticizes a few people. But these black scoundrels in front of me are the result of all the black scoundrels in the heavens and myriad worlds. This means... they criticize everything."

Kaz felt a little toothache. This was not just a small black fan, this was a big troll!

"And you, Kaz! You're a primitive man, running around in a loincloth all day long. Do you have any sense of propriety?!

“High EQ: Dress however you want. Low EQ: There is a kind of beauty without morals.

"And he has huge muscles like marble, ugh, so disgusting!

“He was bragging about being some ultimate creature, but he didn’t even understand a bit of physics, and he was easily ejected into outer space by a volcano.

"Bah, rubbish!"

The little black guys opened their mouths and started to criticize without giving any face at all.

Kaz felt his blood boiling, just like when the Barbarian King activated his ultimate. His rage instantly rose to 100. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to attack.

"You stupid little bastard, it's fine if you don't have any muscles, but you actually dare to say that my muscles are disgusting? I'm going to use my Light Stream to cut you into ten thousand pieces!"

"Brother Ka, forget it." Emiya Shirou quickly hugged him: "This is in public, killing people is not allowed."

After all, he is a good guy. Even if he was severely scolded by the black guys on the opposite side, he still doesn't want Kaz to kill them directly... After all, the opposite side only cursed and didn't kill anyone.

"But, Senior Emiya, they created this singularity. If we don't defeat them, the world will be destroyed." Ritsuka Fujimaru said seriously.

Mashu also nodded: "Yes, Emiya-senpai, in order to save all mankind, we must defeat them!

“What’s more, your world was stitched into our world by them. Only by defeating them can your world become a parallel world again.

"In that case, you won't have to worry about Sakura-senpai living such a miserable life."

Hearing this, Shirou Emiya immediately let go of the hand that was holding Kaz: "It's my fault. I didn't remember just now that these men in black are the murderers who will cause the destruction of two worlds. They must be defeated here!"

"Hmph, what a hypocritical guy! He was pretending before, but as soon as he saw that there were benefits in defeating us, he immediately stopped pretending. Bah, garbage!" The little black guys cursed again.

The veins on Shirou Emiya's forehead bulged, and it got hard, hard, his fist was hard!

MD, why are these little black guys so disgusting!

Logically speaking, it is you who want to destroy the world, so it is normal for us to prepare to defeat you, right?

Why should you accuse us of being hypocritical when we are preparing to save the world?

Do I have to sit back and watch you destroy the world to be truly righteous?

This doesn't make sense. In anime, even though the villains are ruthless and cruel, don't they generally still admire the protagonist?

Your style of drawing is different from the villains in the animation.

"Okay, stop talking to them. These little scoundrels are best at confusing right and wrong. Insulting people is their basic skill." Kaz stretched his muscles and said, "To deal with such evil heretics, there is no need to talk about the code of conduct. Let's fight together!"

"Hey, just fight in a group, why pretend to be righteous? It's like a needle in the eye, just playing with O God." The little black guys mocked.

"Which of your fucking eyes have you seen? In this era, O-God hasn't even been released yet... Bah! You guys have led me into this again." Kaz pouted twice, ignored those guys, turned around and said to everyone, "Go, kill them! Save the world now!"

"They are anxious, anxious, anxious." The little black guys said some classic quotes, and then took out their belts calmly and put them on.

This belt looks extremely weird...mainly because of the chicken head on it.

Wait! Could it be that thing? If it is that thing, then this chicken head doesn't seem so weird.

Kaz suddenly had a guess in his mind, and he felt that his guess was quite reliable, 100% or even 90% reliable.

"Dress up! Just because of my brother, two and a half years of practice!"

"What happened? What happened? What happened?"

"Basketball, singing, dancing, rap! I'm not good at anything!"

"Once I accept my own weakness, I will be... invincible!"

"Hmph~Ah♂!"

"Hey, what are you doing~"

"Kun Kun Armor, combine!"

There was a flash of bright light, as if someone had thrown a hundred flares, almost blinding people.

Shirou Emiya and the others even closed their eyes at the first moment, but they were still stimulated to shed tears.

But it’s better this way, so that they don’t have to see what’s in front of them right away.

And Kaz, he saw it...

Middle part, overalls, basketball...all these elements fully demonstrate that the power of these little black guys in front of us comes from that adult.

This is understandable. If you want to know which black power is the strongest, look for Kun Kun on China's P station.

Isn’t it because of the efforts of the little black fans that Kun Kun has been so popular for so many years?

Without the efforts of the little black fans, why would Kun Kun be so popular?

Even when Kun Kun's reputation collapsed and his fans abandoned him, the black fans still stayed with him and continued to make his videos with great passion.

As the saying goes, the peak produces false supporters, and the dusk bears witness to the true apostles!

After a while, everyone finally regained their normal vision.

Looking at the pile of middle-parted overalls that looked like big-headed dolls in front of them, Shirou Emiya and the others fell into silence.

Oh my god, what is this!

"Uncle Kaz, what is this?"

Kaz said solemnly, "As the old saying goes, there is a beast in China named Kun. It is good at basketball and likes to sing and dance rap. Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot."

"Can't stew it? Gulp." Kiana swallowed her saliva, her eyes shining with longing: "It must be delicious, right?"

Kaz: “I don’t know if it tastes good, but it will definitely be popular for a long time.”

"You losers, your good days are over, prepare to die!" The little black guys started to use Kun Kun boxing at the same time - shaking their shoulders and waving their hands.

In a trance, it seemed as if a divine beast was roaring - cluck!

Before everyone could react, the basketballs in their hands were launched out in a strange posture!

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The basketball was as fast as lightning, making a whistling sound in the air and even producing something like fire.

You can imagine how fast they are.

"They're just basketballs. Watch me push them back with my mecha." Shirou Emiya finally felt that his mecha was useful.

He bought the mecha with a loan!

In the end, it was just used to suppress Lancer. What a loss!

This gave him the feeling that he had saved up his salary for more than ten years to buy a luxury item of clothing, and then carefully washed it by hand after wearing it once, and then found that the clothing was unusable, so he asked the customer service, and the customer service said that people who buy such things never plan to wear them a second time...

Just two words to describe it - what a loss!

"Tamako Sarama, shine, you, Titan Mech!"

"???" Kaz looked at Shirou Emiya in shock. You, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually have a hidden chuunibyou?

But he changed his mind and realized that it was unreasonable to say that Shirou Emiya was not suffering from chuunibyou since he could come up with such a chuunibyou line to activate the Unlimited Blade System.

What's more, judging from the time, when "Magic King" was broadcast, Shirou Emiya was exactly five or six years old. This is definitely a childhood memory.

It’s understandable that you reminisce about your childhood memories when you grow up… but that’s weird!

The enemy's attack comes in an instant, so you don't have time to shout the summoning words!

Do you think you are transforming and have an invincibility frame?

Even with the invincibility frame, it is very dangerous to dawdle too much. Ultraman Ginga is watching you in the sky!

Under the speechless gazes of everyone, Shirou Emiya had just summoned the Titan Mech when it was smashed to pieces by those basketballs.

"My Titan Mecha!" Shirou Emiya immediately knelt on the ground and cried.

He now felt like he had saved up money to buy luxury clothes, but just when he was about to wash them, he found that the clothes had turned into a pile of debris.

The same thing - what a loss!

“Hehehe, have you seen how powerful we little black guys are?” The mass-produced cannon fodder man in black sneered, “Emiya Shirou, you evil guy who only knows how to covet Saber’s body all day long, accept the punishment from heaven that I will bring down on you!”

Then, they used Kun Kun boxing again - shaking shoulders and waving hands.

The basketball flew back in response to their call, and was about to launch the next attack.

Altria stood up and explained to Shirou Emiya righteously: "You keep saying that he is greedy for my body, but in these days, I can clearly feel that he is definitely not such a person! Please stop slandering his character!"

The mass-produced cannon fodder man in black was angry: "I thought that as the King of Britain, you must have some profound ideas when you came to the front of the battle and faced the two armies. I didn't expect you to say such vulgar words!

"I know your life story, Altria. You are the king of Britain, but you only know how to act cute and eat all day long. You even have a love affair with your own cook. Your sins are grave and will never be tolerated by heaven and earth!"

Artoria: "..."

Seeing that you guys criticized Emiya Shirou under my name before, I thought you were my die-hard fans, but it turns out I was just being overly sentimental, right?

Kaz patted her shoulder and said earnestly: "Don't try to communicate with those guys. They are the darkness formed by the words of countless little black people. They naturally stand against all life."

"Ah~ the muscles are talking again~ so annoying, how can there be such a disgusting comic like JOJO, just seeing those muscles makes me feel sick all over." One of the men in black twisted his body and pinched his fingers.

Kaz felt his stomach churning. "To be honest, you're more disgusting!"

He became even more certain that the source of power for the Kun Kun Armor was definitely that guy, otherwise how could he be so effeminate?

"No, I can't stand these guys anymore! Uncle Kaz, let's beat them down right now!"

Kiana has already put on the Valkyrie armor and even took out the ancestral artifact - a baseball bat.

"Don't be so wishful thinking. In terms of strength, our little black guy is still better! Take our move, Kun Kun boxing!"

The basketball shot out again.

Everyone waved their weapons and attacked the basketballs like they were playing baseball.