This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

"No, it wasn't that tiring this time. It's more like a trip. Even Emiya-senpai from the parallel world cooks as deliciously as ever." Mash smiled happily.

"Yeah, I've never experienced a singularity that's so easy to deal with. This refreshing feeling is like putting on brand new panties to welcome the New Year." Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled and raised the cake in his hand: "Doctor, dear Da Vinci, let's eat together later."

"That's great!" Dr. Roman's eyes lit up.

pat.

"Ouch!" Fujimaru Ritsuka suddenly felt something hit her head. She turned around and saw a black...cell phone on the ground?

“Who hit me with a cell phone?”

She picked up the phone, blinked her cute big eyes, and spoke with a hint of grievance.

But everyone in Chaldea shook their heads.

It's not like they suddenly had a tumor on their heads, so why would they have nothing better to do than throw things at Fujimaru Ritsuka's head?

“This phone… I just saw it appear out of thin air?” Roman’s eyes became more serious. “Could it be thrown by those demon pillars?”

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's expression changed.

Could it be a bomb that looks like a mobile phone?

Grand Bomber Leif strikes again?

"Let me take it to the workshop for inspection first." Da Vinci said as he was about to control the robotic arm to pick up the phone.

With a swish, the phone lit up, revealing a chat box and a long list of welcome messages.

"It seems like it's just a tool for chatting?" Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at Roman and Da Vinci, then bent down to pick up the phone and looked carefully at the person inside.

"I don't recognize this one, I don't recognize this one, this one...ah! Ultraman Leo! And Uncle Kaz, and Kiana!"

"Really? It's really Uncle Kaz and Kiana." Mashu also came over and was quite surprised when she saw the two of them, but she had never seen Ultraman, so she couldn't recognize Leo.

"It's them two. Did they invite you?" Roman recalled and remembered that when Shirou Emiya introduced Kaz, he did say that they met through a chat group.

"This is great. I can also meet Senior Emiya, Uncle Kaze, and Miss Kiana." Mash was very happy.

"I think the most important thing to be happy about is... we have helpers." Da Vinci said dimly: "That's Leo, Ultraman, and that yellow-haired guy, is that the Saiyan Kakarot?"

Even though she only had modern knowledge that was instilled in her, she had heard of the names of these two.

They are all ruthless characters who are as good at making stars as playing games!

Saiyans also have a problem of not being able to survive in outer space, so they are limited in combat and don't dare to use their full strength.

But Ultraman...the first generation of telekinesis moved galaxies or created the Ultraman constellation + monster constellation.

Seven can bathe in the sun to recharge his energy and use his body to withstand star-blasting missiles.

The monster Bashumon devoured the Big Dipper Galaxy in ten days and swallowed Jupiter in an instant. It was so powerful that it was terrifying, and then it was killed instantly by Jack.

There are countless examples like this...

In a word, in short, Ultraman is a race with cheats. Even if they are not Ultraman from the Land of Light, they are still cheats.

Most importantly, this race is full of saints! In hundreds of thousands of years, there have only been two unreliable Ultramen, Belia and Torrekia.

Roman and Da Vinci looked at each other and saw a sentence in each other's eyes - suddenly it seemed that saving people was very simple.

162. Another hearty explosion

Gudako: "Hello, seniors. I'm the newcomer who has been saving the world for two and a half years, Guda... Pah, Fujimaru Ritsuka."

Wise Stone Man: "Welcome, welcome... although I've already welcomed you once."

Gudako: "Hehehe~ Sorry, I just saw a cell phone and I don't know what it is."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"I can relate. When I first saw the mobile phone in my room, I thought it was a birthday present my parents bought for me."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"I was so happy at the time that I didn't even bother to turn on my phone. I ran to thank my parents, but they didn't even know it was my birthday."

Gudako: "Uh... well... I'm glad you understand my feelings, but I'm sorry... I don't think I can understand your feelings."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"…Excuse me."

Wise Stone Man: "Another hearty self-explosion."

Big Lion: "Originally, self-destruction refers to this."

Socially useless brother and sister: "It's miserable, too miserable, Hikigaya-kun! Next time you have your birthday, just come to my place. I will take you to see cat-eared girls, fox-eared girls, angel girls, and elf girls. Meet in another world and enjoy all the beauties!"

Wise Stoneman: "So you also play Genshin Impact?"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Ohhhh! Another world Saigao!"

The man with an invincible look on his face said: "Yeah, yeah, daze, if you are in this mood, wouldn't it be better to study hard, work out well, improve yourself, and then find a good girlfriend?"

Wise Stone Man: "Oh my gosh! A bad boy can actually persuade others to study! Also, I think I said before that this bastard Hikigaya Hachiman will be able to find a super beautiful rich woman in the future and enjoy a happy life. You don't have to worry about his personal problems."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I can achieve my biggest goal in life! That's awesome!"

Socially useless brother and sister: "Damn it! I didn't even think of this, and even had sympathy for you, the winner in life? Hikigaya, from today on, our brotherhood is severed! Don't even think about asking me to take you to see the Beast Ears Girls on your birthday! Don't even think about seeing any of them!"

Sora's mentality collapsed again. He was still a boy even though he became a king in another world. How could Hikigaya, an autistic otaku, be able to get together with a rich woman? Where is justice?

His current mood perfectly illustrates the saying - he is afraid that his brothers are having a hard time, but he is also afraid that his brothers are driving a Land Rover.

The expressionless Lolita Bai reached out and gently stroked his head: "Brother, don't be sad, I will become a rich woman for you to rely on."

"This makes me even more sad!" Kong cried bitterly. How could his sister be like other rich women?

Even if this sister is not a blood relationship, it’s still different!

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Ah? My animal-eared girl, angel girl, elf girl, etc., are gone now?"

Hikigaya Hachiman was speechless, the friendship boat capsized at the slightest sign of disaster.

Socially useless brother and sister: "No! I'm telling you, there's not a single one left!"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"That's okay, I have a rich woman. Uncle Kaz, I forgot to ask you last time, who is the rich woman I'm with?"

Wise Stone Man: "It's quiet and lovely."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Jing is cute??? What the hell is this? Wait, the name has Jing in it, can it be Hiratsuka Sensei? Am I hooking up with Hiratsuka Sensei? Teacher-student relationships are not... Wait a minute! Are you kidding me?"

The wise stone man: "How could that be? Do you think my innocent eyes would deceive you?"

I will be looked down upon: “That’s what Uncle Kaz said the last time he lied to me.”

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"It's confirmed, you are lying to me. You idiot, you are not going to let me pursue Mr. Hiratsuka, and then wait for Mr. Hiratsuka to punch me into the hospital, and then come to the hospital to have fun, right?"

Wise Stone Man: "This is really awkward. If you glare at her with red eyes and your Susano is activated, can she still send you to the hospital?"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"I opened Susanoo, which means Hiratsuka-sensei went to the hospital... Seriously, which rich woman did I hook up with?"

Hikigaya Hachiman asked this question again with great anticipation. Thinking about his future life partner, the person who would support him for the rest of his life, he was really curious!

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Hikigaya, you'd better not ask. Maybe that girl originally likes a certain temperament in you. If you take the initiative to approach her, your temperament will dissipate into thin air."

To put it simply, people may like cool and aloof guys. If you take the initiative to approach them, you might be seen as a bootlicker in the eyes of the girl.

As we all know, those who lick a dog will not have a good death. There is no woman in the world who likes to lick a dog.

Every woman who is nice to a man just wants to squeeze out the man's surplus value, then kick him away and find a better one for herself.

It is even simpler for women who don’t want to exploit the surplus value of the bootlickers. They can just reply with one word - crawl.

Wise Stone Man: "YES! YES! YES! That's the truth. Instead of asking so many questions in advance, it's better to be yourself. If you like butterflies, don't chase them. Instead, plant flowers. The fragrance of the flowers will attract butterflies. And... by then, the initiative of the butterflies will be far beyond your imagination."

Kaz thought back to a time in his previous life when he went to an amusement park. The park was holding an event at the time and had invited a bunch of muscular guys to COS.

When seeing those macho men COSing, the female tourists at the scene, whether they were single or with their boyfriends or husbands...well, to put it bluntly, they were like a group of zombies seeing fresh meat.

Those lickers will probably never know that the goddesses they work so hard to lick, those goddesses who are so high and mighty in front of them, behave even more humble than them when facing more valuable men.

To describe it with a joke: a dog opened a letter from his owner late at night, only to find out that his owner was also someone else's dog.

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"I always feel like I'm remembering what happened in junior high school... Well, after going through that, I understand this truth. Okay, I won't ask anymore."

Thinking about how he confessed his love to Kaori Orimoto in junior high school, and the subsequent series of ridicules that followed, Hachiman Hikigaya felt like he was about to explode with embarrassment.

Especially when I think about my own story, there are corresponding novels, animations, etc. in other worlds, and the group members may all know that scene.

He was so embarrassed that he could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with his little toe!

Indeed, instead of considering actively pleasing girls, it is better to practice the skills of a househusband, such as cooking!

It’s better not to do things like confessing your feelings proactively.

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163. Definitely Sick

When Kakarot saw the chat records in the group, he couldn't help but recall the scene when he first met his wife Kiki when he was a child.

"Hahaha, at that time, Qiqi was also a princess living in a castle. She should have been considered a wealthy woman."

Then, as he laughed, his smile gradually disappeared.

"Yes, Qiqi used to live such a happy life, but since she married me, it seems like she hasn't had a good life."

He thought about the poverty of his own family. On the one hand, it was because he and his son Son Gohan had big appetites, really big appetites!

When he won the championship prize in the world's number one martial arts tournament, he ate all the prize money in one meal by himself.

On the other hand, he has no idea how to make money and at best he can only farm.

Although the radishes he grew were well received by the nearby villagers, how much money could he make just by growing some vegetables? To be honest, the vegetables he grew were not even enough for him to eat alone.

It is true that his brain is more about muscles and he puts too much thought into exercise, but he can't be called stupid.

I usually don’t pay attention to this point at all. I usually think that having no money is no big deal. I can kill dinosaurs to eat every day anyway, so I won’t be hungry.

(The world is complete with only dinosaurs injured.)

But at this moment, I recalled the innocent Kiki I met when I was a child, and the beautiful Kiki I met at the World Martial Arts Tournament.

He finally realized that Qiqi had never bought any nice clothes or beautiful jewelry since she married him...

"Money seems to be quite important." He scratched his head with a dry laugh. He suddenly wanted to make some money besides practicing, but he didn't know how to do it.

"Ah, let's ask everyone in the group. They are all knowledgeable and can definitely give a good suggestion."

Yellow-haired thug: "Everyone, do you know how to make money?"

Big Lion: "Making money? I used to join the MAC team and get paid directly."

Yellow-haired thug: "MAC team? We don't seem to have such a team here."

Wise Stone Man: "Kakarot, you can beat the whole world, but you still insist on making money in a legal way. You really make me cry. If it were someone else, they would protect my Earth, or I would not eat beef."

Yellow-haired thug: "Ah? Isn't this what should be done?"

Kakarot scratched his head, not knowing what was so surprising. If he didn't use the legal method to make money, would he just rob?

He specifically targets those people who rob money!

Gudako: "Uncle Kakarot, please help us save Humanity. We in Chaldea can pay for it, and we can pay with gold or gems! It's made in the Hero King's Treasury, there are absolutely no fakes!"

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Mr. Kamijou seems to see the light of the rich shining."

I will be met with a lot of cold stares: "But this can only be considered a one-time mission. After helping you save the human reason, doesn't Uncle Kakarot still have no job?"

Wise Stone Man: "Look at you kid, how can you make Kakarot sound like a homeless person? All you do is talk nonsense all day long."

Yellow-haired thug: "So people like me are called vagrants."

Kakarot scratched his head. No wonder Chi-Chi always wanted Gohan to be a scholar. In addition to the fact that Gohan himself liked reading, it was probably because his father did not set a good example.

Tangtang was the world's number one martial arts champion, but he couldn't make any money and had to become an unemployed vagrant. Any parent who saw this would not dare to let their children follow the path of martial arts.

Yellow-haired hooligans: "@Gudazi, I'll take your job. But does anyone have other ideas for making money? Not short-term, but long-term to support the family."

Wise Stoneman: "Open a martial arts school, teach a bunch of people the strongest limits, and when you encounter any enemy in the future, you can shout, "There is no need to talk about the code of conduct to deal with this evil, let's fight together!"

Paramecium: "Oh! You can open a martial arts school. Uncle Kakarot is so strong, there will definitely be many people who want to learn from him. Even if the tuition is relatively low, you will definitely become rich."

Paramecium: "If Uncle Kakarot doesn't mind, I'd like to learn it too. I'll transform into Super Kiana in the future and I'll definitely be able to beat up Herrscher of the End!"

Wise Stone Man: "First of all, you don't have Saiyan blood, so you can't transform at all. Secondly, if you can transform into Super Kiana, it won't be as simple as beating you up. You'll probably have to kneel on the ground and beg the End not to die."