My senior sister is not a human being!

Chapter 36: Mouth Swollen

It's six o'clock sharp in the morning.

Su Yuxi opened her eyes on time, lifted the quilt, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and walked into the bathroom.

After a simple wash, she walked out with a comb and sat on the chair in front of the table. She combed her hair while looking at the screen in the space window.

There is only one screen among the three spatial windows - the screen facing a bed.

It was still a little dark at six in the morning in autumn, and because the curtains were drawn and the lights were not on, I could only vaguely see a figure sleeping on the bed on his side.

The legs under the light-colored nightgown were bent, the small feet were stepped on the chair, and the ten lovely jade toes were gently contracted. Su Yuxi hugged her knees, rested her chin on her knees, and stared at the screen in a daze.

Ever since Su Yuchen went to Sky University, she has to watch it for an hour every morning and evening before she can go to sleep.

The sky gradually brightened, and the sunlight poured into the room on the screen through the thin curtains. Su Yuxi's eyes lit up, and she leaned forward slightly, staring at Su Yuchen who was lying flat on his back sleeping with her eyes filled with a slightly misty glow, without blinking.

"Luckily I'm smart. The surveillance camera installed on the figurine can rotate 360 ​​degrees without blind spots, hee~"

Then... the picture on the screen shook, and Su Yuxi leaned forward - her favorite scene every morning was the action figures smashing into her face.

Although I feel bad for his face, I was the one who gave him the figurine...if I hit him on the face, wouldn't it be the same as slapping his cheek?

"Hit it, hit it, hit it..."

Although she was expecting good things to happen, Su Yuxi's whispering voice and expression sounded like a dark magician's 'curse'.

“It hit… huh?!”

Su Yuxi stood on the floor with a swish, and watched helplessly as the bikini-clad sword-wielding girl figurine that was about to hit her brother was grabbed by a hand, her voice filled with reluctance: "Fox spirit!!!"

"Why did you come so early today? You're disturbing Cloud Contact..."

His eyes widened again, Su Yuxi leaned forward, and grabbed the left and right ends of the space window with both hands. His still developing chest heaved violently.

I was annoyed by the scene on the screen.

Then... nothing could be seen on the screen, because the figure was pressed on the bed by a hand from behind.

You don't need to watch to know what the vixen is doing, but...

Vacuum cleaner!

These three words suddenly popped up in Su Yuxi's mind. She took a quick glance and saw that the figure was not pressed down on the bed. In her eyes, Xia Yushuang's beautiful expression was like a vacuum cleaner cleaning the house!

Rough and powerful.

“Excessive!!!”

Su Yuxi shook the space window vigorously - she had no way to "hit people" through the screen.

"Stinky vixen, slutty vixen, shameless vixen... She's like a puppy in heat so early in the morning..."

No longer looking at the pitch-black screen, Su Yuxi turned around and threw herself onto the soft bed, kicking the bed with her hands and feet.

"Ah! You stinky vixen... I shouldn't have asked you to help take care of her when I haven't seen her for ten years!"

"If you hadn't become my sister-in-law, I would have sewn your mouth shut."

"If my brother falls in love with you..."

Su Yuxi's speech speed became faster and faster, and his slightly gloomy eyes matched his voice, like the chanting of an evil wizard.

"If you want to be my sister-in-law, you have to win the favor of me, your sister-in-law. Otherwise, I will make you hate me the most!"

Looking back at the dark screen, Su Yuxi gritted her teeth and said, "Why don't you wake up yet!!!"

Obviously there was such a big noise...

……

"call……"

Gently exhaling the breath she had been holding for two minutes, Xia Yushuang straightened up and looked at Su Yuchen who was still sleeping soundly because of her: "The price of ignoring Senior Sister Yushuang..."

He raised his right hand that was holding the bikini-clad and sword-holding beautiful girl figurine, and after hesitating for a moment, he aimed the base of the figurine at Su Yuchen's lips.

"If I hadn't grabbed it in time, the figurine would still have fallen on your face... Just pretend that I just came... And, I can't let you know now..."

I forced myself to find a reason and loosened my grip on the figurine.

call out!

The plastic base touches the lips, making a sound that is neither high nor low, but sounds very painful.

"It would be great if you could not wake up."

When Su Yuchen opened his eyes, he heard the voice that was always there every morning.

But at this moment, he didn't bother to argue with Xia Yushuang, but subconsciously raised his hand and touched his lips... and they were bleeding.

There was also a faint taste of blood in my mouth.

It hurts a little.

It doesn't take much thought to know that it was the result of the figurine falling off the headboard.

"Junior 'Sausage Lip', do you need me to call the emergency number?" Xia Yushuang's voice was a little proud. This was her masterpiece.

"It's not a serious injury... and how could it swell up like a sausage after being hit?"

Xia Yushuang said nothing, but took out her cell phone, turned on the mirror, pointed the screen at him, and said, "Isn't this a sausage?"

After saying that, she pursed her cherry pink lips.

Looking at himself on the screen, Su Yuchen was stunned for a moment. He really looked a bit like a sausage... Wasn't that a bit exaggerated?

After retrieving her phone, Xia Yushuang glanced at the figurine lying on the pillow: "Did I... um? Overworked last night? Otherwise, how could I sleep so soundly that I even forgot how many times I was hit by the figurine?"

"Young men who are doing 'exercise' late at night, just because you are young, you should take good care of your health."

After saying that, Xia Yushuang turned and walked out of his bedroom - breakfast was not ready yet.

“How many times have you been hit?”

Su Yuchen reached out and picked up the figurine and placed it in front of him. Did he sleep soundly last night? Was it smashed and put back in its place to continue being smashed?

How come I have no impression of it at all?

Also, even if this really happened, why does it always happen to hit me in the mouth?

I raised my left hand and touched my slightly swollen lips. How many times did I have to hit them to make them swollen so evenly?

After putting the figurine back in its place, he muttered, "It would be nice if you could really become a soft pretty girl someday, so you wouldn't feel pain when you get hit," before putting on his pajamas, getting out of bed and walking out of the bedroom.

Glancing at Xia Yushuang who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen, Su Yuchen asked, "Why did you come so early today?"

"Come and save your mouth, it will swell into a giant sausage." Xia Yushuang said without turning her head: "Remember the concern of senior sister for you..."

"In this city, everyone except me will laugh at your sausage mouth."

Well, I shouldn't have asked so much.

I ignored her yesterday and she's still on my mind...

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Chapter 37 I must complete the task given by my brother

Arriving at the campus of Sky University, Su Yuchen slowed down his pace and kept a certain distance from Xia Yushuang. For him now, he was not afraid of his relationship with Xia Yushuang being known by her possible suitors. What he was "afraid" of was being seen by Senior Sister Tia.

No matter what, before we figure out how to solve the misfortune, we can't let Senior Tia have any doubts.

"Are you pursuing Senior Tia?" Xia Yushuang also slowed down her pace: "A plot that only happens in anime has happened to you, so you have endless fantasies about the beautiful blonde senior?"

After Su Yuchen thought for a moment, he said in a gentle tone: "I have something to ask her, so..."

"what's up?"

Su Yuchen glanced at her and said, "Everyone has something to do."

The implication of 'don't ask too many questions' was already very clear. Xia Yushuang made a "tsk" sound and quickened her pace.

Su Yuchen withdrew his gaze from her back, and his expression did not change at all.

Who is more important in his heart, Xia Yushuang or Tia Yufei?

Answer: Childhood sweethearts.

To figure out the method to crack "misfortune", it is obviously necessary to switch between "like" and "hate". For this reason, experimenting on the relatively unimportant senior Tia will not have so much psychological burden.

If he told Xia Yushuang the truth, she would definitely be willing to cooperate with his experiment, but if it was too "hurtful", he would not be willing to say it to her who prepared breakfast for him every day.

As for her current unhappiness... Su Yuchen let out a breath, he believed that she would not be angry for too long.

But in the end, he took advantage of her kindness towards him.

"I also have the potential to be a scumbag... Tsk."

With a self-deprecating laugh, Su Yuchen took out the vibrating cell phone in his pocket.

Fortunately, I set it to vibrate mode in advance, otherwise the embarrassing ringtone would have rang.

"elder brother!"

As soon as I answered the phone, Yuxi's voice came into my ears: "Are you almost at school? Today is another day that makes me miss my brother."

Unless her brother makes her unhappy, she will never show her unhappiness in front of his brother - this is the 'truth' that Su Yuxi insists on.

Listening to his sister's lively voice, Su Yuchen couldn't help but smile: "It's almost time. I got up early today."

"Hehe, I get up very early every day, but you can't see it, brother."

"You're really good at telling stories. When I was at home, who was the one who stayed in my bed and slept until the sun was high in the sky and refused to get up, huh?"

"It's your fault that you only come home once in a long time, brother!"

While speaking, Su Yuxi glanced at the quilt on the bed. In her room, one could tell at a glance that the quilt, sheets and pillowcases did not match the bedroom decor, because none of these three things belonged to her.

"You can't blame others if you can't get up?" Su Yuchen snorted, his voice a little more serious: "Mid-Autumn Festival is less than a week away, are you ready?"

"Of course!" Su Yuxi's tone did not change: "Yuxi will follow my brother's footsteps and will not waver for a hundred years!"

"For this, Yuxi also worked very hard."

"Awesome."

"Hehe~" Su Yuxi raised her legs happily: "Praise Yuxi more, Yuxi will make more progress."

"After the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will give you a big reward all at once."

"What? What? What is it?"

"It's a secret. Just wait and see."

Su Yuxi's eyes lit up as she sat on the bed. Her first reaction was the very nice photo her brother gave her... Bah, bah, bah, her brother would definitely not have the same improper thoughts as her.

Thinking of this, I feel a little sad...

"Then I'll be counting the days." Su Yuxi responded, "No matter what my brother gives me, I'll be super happy."

"The premise is that you have to complete the task given to you." Su Yuchen said softly: "If you don't perform well, I will criticize you."

"I guarantee that I will complete the mission!"

Hearing the ringing on the other end of the phone, Su Yuchen's mind appeared the scene of Yu Xi jumping off the bed onto the floor, standing straight and saluting.

"Well, come on."

"Roger that!"

Su Yuchen hung up the phone. As he expected, Su Yuxi blinked when he heard the busy tone on the phone. He hung up just like that?

"Wow! Brother is so mean, he's diverting my attention again!"

Su Yuxi put down her left hand in salute and snorted. After guessing what kind of reward her brother might give her, she happily went to the dressing table to dress up.

The northern border of the empire under the jurisdiction of Chang'an State is very large, so there are many things to do every day.

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