My senior sister is not a human being!

"Fuck, you're still in school?!"

Song Xinghui quickly covered his face again, and the tone of his voice was different from usual, sounding muffled.

"You had a fight? Looks like you lost." Su Yuchen walked over and said, "It's been less than an hour since the military training ended. Who beat you into this state?"

"Don't mention it!" Song Xinghui looked around and pulled Su Yuchen aside: "It's all because of love."

"Yae Mio?"

"Yeah." Song Xinghui pointed at his pig-headed face: "I just said hello to her, and she asked me if I wanted to date her... I can't just say 'no', right? Then!"

Song Xinghui gnashed his teeth and said, "She just beat me up, said 'You don't deserve it' and left... She hit me really hard!"

"You didn't resist?"

"I resisted, I didn't!" Song Xinghui touched his swollen cheek: "I never thought that she was a high-ranking Yin-Yang Master."

"In the entire Amaterasu Kingdom, how many people can reach the level of high-ranking Onmyoji at this age?" Song Xinghui sighed heavily: "No wonder many classmates support her, she must have been defeated by them!"

"Isn't this a good opportunity?" Su Yuchen said calmly, "If she is maliciously hurting someone and is reported to the Discipline Committee and criticized, she will most likely not be able to become the monitor."

Song Xinghui opened his eyes wide: "How can I be so embarrassed? How can I be so embarrassed to tell others about being beaten like this by a girl? How embarrassing!"

"Is the squad leader important or is face important?"

"You've been beaten by a woman!" Song Xinghui took a deep breath: "Others will definitely say that. It's so embarrassing."

"Okay, it depends on your own opinion." Su Yuchen shrugged: "I'll go home first."

"Oh." Song Xinghui added: "Don't tell anyone else that she beat me up. If the people in our Xuanqing department knew about it, they would all laugh at me."

Su Yuchen nodded. Although the Xuanqing Empire and the Amaterasu Kingdom are now at peace, their past feuds make it impossible for them to treat each other sincerely.

For him, the relationship between the two gave him a strong sense of déjà vu.

"There is another way." Su Yuchen said, "You can let the other candidates who want to run for class monitor be beaten one by one. This way, no one will laugh at each other... and this will definitely not be spread to other classes."

"Why are all your ideas so tricky?"

"I'm thinking about you, if you want to be the class monitor."

"It's not that we can't give it a try... I can't be the only one to get beaten up, it's better for everyone to be embarrassed together."

"Well, I'll go first."

Su Yuchen took a step forward. He had obtained a lot of information from the conversation just now. This was an opportunity that could be utilized.

There are a total of six classes in the Magic Engineering Department. It is impossible for every class to have a student from Amaterasu Kyoyei Koku as the class monitor. In one class, the Xuanqing Empire must have an advantage, and they must be happy to prevent Yae Mio from becoming the class monitor.

Next, it depends on how Song Xinghui tricks others and lets people from other classes get evidence of Yae Mio’s malicious injury.

Once she is criticized by the discipline committee and reported to the whole school, she will have no chance of getting the position of class monitor, let alone other class committee positions.

Judging from his current performance, Song Xinghui is a little more "stupid" than Yae Mio.

"The situation of other classes... find a chance to ask Senior Tia, you can't drink my blood for nothing."

……

After returning home, Su Yuchen quickly took off his sweaty military training uniform, threw it into the washing machine to wash it, and then took a comfortable shower.

Well...it's not that comfortable, because we still have to be careful about the 'misfortune' that may come at any time.

I wrapped myself in a bathrobe and walked out of the bathroom. I sat down on the sofa while wiping my hair, and then I saw that I had two missed video calls.

Sent by senior Tia.

Just when he was about to reply, the third video invitation came. Su Yuchen thought about it, took the towel off his hair, and connected the video with his messy wet hair.

"Brother Yuchen, what were you doing just now? Why didn't you..."

On the phone screen, Christia's voice suddenly stopped, her light pink mouth with beautiful lip lines opened slightly, and the golden eyes behind the lenses stared at Su Yuchen without blinking.

Gulu.

I swallowed involuntarily.

Not only girls look beautiful right after taking a shower, boys also look handsome right after taking a shower.

Especially since Cristiana had already regarded Su Yuchen as her own property, even though she didn't smell any scent on him, she was attracted by his appearance at this moment.

'I have a very good eye.'

Thinking of this, Cristiana coughed lightly: "Why didn't you answer the video just now?"

"I, I just finished taking a shower."

Su Yuchen pretended that he was afraid to look directly at the screen - Christia's clothes in the dormitory were indeed quite cool.

She was wearing the dark blue shirt that was her undergraduate uniform, with the top two buttons undone. Her delicate collarbone and the shallow depression in the middle exuded a natural beauty.

Cristia smiled, but not that brightly - she was only wearing a shirt just to seduce a virgin schoolboy, but she didn't expect that she would also be attracted to him for a few seconds...

However, his shy look at this moment still made her satisfied.

"You're taking a shower right after you get home?"

"Hmm...hmm." Su Yuchen's eyes were still wandering, but his fingers had quickly pressed the volume button and the power button at the same time to take a screenshot.

Wait until the video is finished before enjoying it - you can't just let her enjoy her 'bath photo' openly, it has to be fair and just.

"That's great! It's a plus for boys who like cleanliness." As Cristiana praised, she leaned back and her shirt was suddenly stretched tight.

His fingers pressed faster, but Su Yuchen said in a panic: "Senior Tia... Aren't you cold wearing so little?"

"After all, he is a virgin junior. He is too embarrassed to watch it even though he wants to."

"No, the dormitory is quite warm." Christia looked at him with a smile: "The place where Junior Yuchen lives is quite big."

"Not bad." Su Yuchen stopped taking screenshots and said, "Senior Tia, what do you want to talk to me about?"

"Of course I have." Christia sat up straight, resting her arms on the desk, with the heavy grapefruit resting on her arms: "Does Junior Yuchen have suitable clothes to wear for the party tomorrow night?"

Su Yuchen pursed his lips: "Is formal attire okay?"

"That's too formal." Christia said softly, "If you don't have one, how about I go buy one for you tomorrow?"

"No, don't bother."

"Hmm?" Christia asked back in a nasal voice, and bent her body down, and the shape of the small pomelo changed.

"Brother Yuchen, I'll give you one more chance to answer."

……

Chapter 44 Brother, you are not allowed to attend!

The royal sister's voice coupled with the heavy and sexy little grapefruit, two different "offensives" were placed in front of me...how could I refuse?

"Where to buy it?" Su Yuchen asked in a low voice.

Cristiana smiled and said, "That's good~"

The heavy grapefruit left her arm and returned to its original shape in an instant. Christia tucked her hair behind her ears and said, "We'll meet at the east gate of Bauhinia Square at 8:30 tomorrow morning."

"Oh, oh oh." Su Yuchen nodded and agreed: "Senior Tia, I will definitely not be late."

"Me too~" Christia blinked her eyes: "This is my first time dating a boy~"

"Me, me, me... Me too." Su Yuchen responded panicked and excitedly.

"What a coincidence~" Christia looked at him in surprise: "Brother Yuchen, we are really destined to meet."

“Ah, I, I, I…”

"Junior Yuchen will blush when talking to girls through the screen. Senior sister, I suddenly want to try turning off the video. If we have a voice chat, will junior Yuchen still stutter?"

"No need for voice chat!" Su Yuchen said hastily, then quickly lowered his head with a look of regret on his face.

Christia laughed so hard that her body shook with laughter: "Brother Yuchen, you revealed your thoughts right away, isn't that so cute? I was just teasing you."

Su Yuchen didn't even dare to raise his head. Christia stopped smiling and couldn't tease him any more. What if he was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night and overslept the next day?

"Okay, Junior Yuchen, go to bed early. You have to get up early tomorrow." Christia said with an apologetic smile: "I'm sorry, I finally have a day off. I disturbed your sleep."

"No, it's okay." Su Yuchen said quickly, "I don't have the habit of sleeping in."

"That's good." Cristiana patted her chest with a sigh of relief. "By the way, Junior Brother Yuchen, your stuttering frequency has decreased when you talk to me. That's great."

Su Yuchen was stunned for a moment: "Is that so?"

"Look, there's no stuttering in this sentence, that's great." Christia was generous with her praise. She believed that compliments on these small details were most likely to win people's hearts.

Su Yuchen scratched his hair embarrassedly: "It's all thanks to Senior Sister Tia."

"Yes, so you should be grateful, Yuchen~" Christia chuckled: "I have worked so hard to train you, I don't want you to run away with another woman, I will be at a disadvantage, right?"

"Will not!"

"Hmph~ That's fine." Cristia checked the time and said, "Okay, no more words, I'm going to sleep too."

"Yeah, good night, T-Tia-senpai."

"Good night~ Don't stay up late."

After hanging up the video, Su Yuchen let out a long sigh. Acting with constant concentration was really tiring, but Senior Sister Tia was already showing some signs of turning the fake into real.

In my own words...

Su Yuchen looked down at the screenshot he had just taken. The big, yellow pomelo looked so beautiful. He would buy one to try when he came back tomorrow.

“Buy red grapefruit.”

Su Yuchen paused with his thumb on the screen, looking at the screenshot of Christia leaning back in the chair with her shirt stretched tightly...she was still wearing underwear.

This is not determined by the relationship between points and surfaces, but because there are traces of shoulder straps at the front of the shoulder.

If there’s one downside to dark-colored shirts, it’s probably that they’re not see-through.

After deleting the saved screenshots one by one, Su Yuchen threw his phone aside and leaned back on the sofa.

"Video chats did not trigger 'unhappiness' either. It seems that physical contact is not a big factor, but the inner attitude is the main reason."

"Is this the power of 'love'? Tsk..."

I never expected that the method to solve the "unfortunate" physique is like this... Love is neither difficult nor easy, but Xia Yushuang can also solve the "unfortunate".

"Are you going to let me have my feet in two boats?"

Su Yuchen muttered to himself and sat up straight. It was hard enough to fall in love with one person, but if it was with two people, it would be like hell mode.

Su Yuchen looked at his hands. Although he had gotten used to all kinds of "misfortunes" over the years, if given the chance, who would be willing to live in fear every day?

Therefore, this opportunity to resolve the "misfortune" must be seized, even if it is difficult, we must keep going down this path.

"Brother, the most..."

He quickly pressed the answer button to interrupt the exclusive video ringtone. Su Yuchen shook his fingers and bent his little finger on the sofa, which was a little painful.

He picked up the phone and looked at Su Yuxi, a little surprised: "Still at home?"

"Of course~" Su Yuxi, wearing white pajamas, lay on the bed with her chest resting on the pillow, faintly highlighting the curve of her peach.

"Brother, you just finished taking a shower." Su Yuxi looked at her brother who was 'coming out of the bath' without blinking: "My brother and I are really in sync, the time to post the video is just right~"

'Not good at all, it would be much better if it was in the bath.'

Of course, Su Yuxi also knew that this was an impossible luxury. Her "unfortunate" brother never took a bath... What if he drowned?

"Yes, I just finished washing." Su Yuchen picked up the towel and wiped his hair again. Su Yuxi stared at him without blinking, and his fingers quickly pressed the volume button and the power button at the same time to take a screenshot.

"Are you going tomorrow morning?" Su Yuchen asked while drying his hair.

"Yes, now the planes are so fast, it won't take more than three hours to reach the capital." Su Yuxi swung her feet: "If I go today, I will have to meet a lot of people. Yuxi wants to take a rest, brother won't blame me, right?"

"If I went today, I would be busy in the evening and would not be able to video chat with my brother, so I won't go today."

"No." Su Yuchen smiled at her: "The highlight is the Mid-Autumn Festival dinner tonight, just don't delay it."

"Yeah." Su Yuxi looked at his messy hair and swallowed his saliva: "Even if some guys want to blow up my private plane, I won't let them do so."

"Be careful." Su Yuchen said softly, "I don't want anything to happen to you, Yuxi."

"Hmm? What did you say, brother?" Su Yuxi straightened up and asked, "The network is stuck."