Funina, please let me steal your heart!

Funina, please let me steal your heart!

Author: Toilet Fairy

Summary:

In Fontaine, there is a person who is known to everyone.

——The Phantom Thief White Cat.

No one knows her code of conduct, not even the gems, books, or even...

Xiawolei: "What was stolen from you?"

Furninna: "Heart, heart?"

Lynette: “Everything.”

...even the hearts of girls are not spared.

Charlotte: "That's really abominable, isn't it, Miss Chavore?"

Xiawolei: “..........”

Charlotte: "Could it be that you also..."

This book is also known as "Miss Funina Wants to Confess", "Two or Three Unspeakable Things Between the Phantom Thief and the Special Patrol Captain", "Why Do They All Want to Do That to Me When I Just Want to Be a Phantom Thief...", "Be Careful of the Fontaine Woman", and "Don't Treat the Notice Letter as a Love Letter!"

Volume One

1: Kids, this is not funny

Many years later, Luna will surely recall the scene of her official encounter with the "god" of Fontaine.

And that happened shortly after she became a "Phantom Thief".

...............

Her groggy mind became much clearer due to the sudden sharp pain. Luna moved her aching body and slowly straightened up.

“I am…”

Looking around, all I see are familiar things.

"By the way, my name is Luna..."

A while ago, she had a glass of wine and had a dream in which she lived in another world and held a device called a mobile phone.

A golden light flashed, and two golden figures appeared on the screen.

Wow, double gold!

As she sighed like this, she didn't notice the speeding dump truck that suddenly brought her to the world of Teyvat and reincarnated into her current appearance.

Luna rubbed her temples. Even though it was a dream, it was too clear.

My past life must have really been like that.

After getting two golds, I got into a car accident and was reincarnated. Is this lucky or unlucky? What a coincidence that it is still the world of Genshin Impact...

She was playing on the Starry Sky Railway!

She hasn’t played Genshin Impact much, and only remembers the plot up to Liyue.

As a result, she is now in a country called Fontaine, and her memories of the plot in her previous life are probably of no use.

In short, after having a confused dream about her past life, Luna slept like a dead pig and did not wake up until night fell.

Pick up the mirror and look at yourself in the mirror.

Her bright golden hair fell on her shoulders, just past them, and her wine-colored eyes sparkled with a beautiful glow.

Anyone who takes a look at her will think she is a very beautiful girl.

And Luna thought so too.

Except for the chest...

But it doesn’t matter, cuteness comes first!

And it's not that bad, as long as it's not as flat as a file, there's no problem at all.

Not to mention her own beauty, Luna cares about one thing more.

Please name your thief identity:

A translucent panel floats into view.

According to her memory, this thing seemed to be the so-called system...

"Name? Phantom Thief? What is this?"

Luna asked.

But no response was received.

Just to give it a try, Luna entered a name: Helicopter Elbow King.

[Are you sure you want to name it "Helicopter Elbow King"? 】

Well.... let's be normal, otherwise the roll call will be:

"Phantom Thief Helicopter Elbow King, I'm going to steal your XX today!" - It's not funny no matter how you think about it.

[Are you sure you want to name it "White Cat"? ]

YESYES!

Although she is a golden retriever, it doesn't stop her from giving it this name.

There is no other reason. Is there any creature in the world cuter than a cat?

【Registration successful】

[Discovered treasure information: "Funina's Smile"]

[Discovered treasure information: Xiawolei's eyepatch]

[Information on discovered treasure: Navilette's cane]

[Discovered treasure information: Girl's Tears]

......

In an instant, many windows popped up, making Luna dizzy.

Even though so many things that looked impressive popped up, she still couldn't figure out what this system was, so she simply skipped them one by one.

Then she fiddled with it for a while before finally understanding the general situation of the system.

The "Phantom Thief System", as the name suggests - is a system that allows her to be a phantom thief and assists her in going further and further on the path of a phantom thief.

And the Phantom Thief is different from a thief and is more like a high-level thief who does some kind of performance art...

Before stealing the treasure, be sure to let the target see the warning letter.

"I am the Phantom Thief White Cat, and I will capture your sister tonight."

To put it in an analogy, this is, of course, not a kidnapping system, so there will not be a situation where "treasure = person".

Maybe.

The system will determine that the task has started only after the subject sees the notice letter.

Then the following mechanism is used to determine the task after it is completed:

1. Alert intensity

2. Rarity of treasures

3. Action visibility

4. Gorgeousness

Once the judgment is completed, the points will be calculated. Points can be used to upgrade the skill tree, gain new power or knowledge, and become the strongest thief step by step.

And you have to find the treasure yourself.

Hearsay, seeing with your own eyes, newspapers, etc., any way and any channel will do.

If you know, you can steal it.

If you steal it, you will feel great.

If you feel good, keep trying to find out more and keep stealing. The more you steal, the better it gets, and the better it gets, the more you steal.

But it was obvious that this was an act that violated the rules and order. Once caught, what awaited her was defeat... No, she would be sent to Melelo Petersburg for forced labor.

By then it will really become a prison, and it will be too funny.

As a Fontaine with common sense and moral values, Luna is naturally concerned about the existence of the Phantom Thief System....

You are most welcome!

"Since I'll be in trouble if I'm caught, why not just not be caught? If I have such power but don't use it, I'll become a real joke."

It's up to her to decide what to steal.

It is also up to her to decide what kind of thief she becomes.

With a morally neutral attitude, Luna flipped through the list of known treasures without hesitation.

"Can the eye patch of the special patrol captain be considered a treasure?"

There was an indescribable subtlety. If she really went to steal, wouldn't she become a shrimp-headed thief?

After looking for a while, Luna screened out two pieces of treasure information.

[Funina's Smile]

[Information: This painting was painted by a famous Fontaine painter after he obtained Funina's permission to be the model. Both the use of pigments and brushstrokes are extremely accurate, and the proportions are perfectly coordinated. It is undoubtedly a masterpiece of a master.]

[*However, at first, Funina wanted to hug the cat, but the white cat kicked her in the face and ran away. Even so, Funina still maintained an elegant smile, worthy of her*]

[*This painting will appear in an art exhibition presented by the Cabrière Chamber of Commerce*]

[Treasure Rarity: A]

[Fixed points: 300]

One oil painting, and another.

【Girl's Tears】

[Information: This is a crystal clear water-colored gem. Although it is solid, it still gives people a sense of the flow of life... If you feel it carefully, you can seem to hear the girl crying. Is this a gem or amber? ]

[*This item will appear in an art exhibition presented by the Cabrière Chamber of Commerce*]

[Treasure Rarity: B]

[Fixed points: 250]

Cabrière Chamber of Commerce.

Luna stood up and walked to the board with a lot of information on it.

Although she is no longer a member of "them" and is now active as an adventurer, she still maintains the habit of collecting intelligence.

She tapped her chin and said thoughtfully, "The art exhibition will be in a week..."

The Gabriel Chamber of Commerce is an ally of the Rose of Thorn Society and received a lot of support from the Rose of Thorn Society when it was first established.

If she were to steal these two items, she would most likely run into the Thorn Rose Society.

His eyes moved and fixed on a picture.

"The current president of the Thorn Rose Society is Navia Kasapa... She's a difficult person, but since there's a chance to seize two treasures at once, there's no reason not to do it."

But the Gabriel Chamber of Commerce always feels a little strange, especially its whereabouts...

There are not enough clues. Luna shook her head and ignored the matter for now.

Now that the goal has been determined, what remains is of course the preparation before action.