"Please, you bastard, change me into some clean clothes."
"W, your mouth can really add an attack speed buff, but it's a pity that you're either in bed or not right now."
"Soaked underwear" → "Change clothes" → "Band-Aid"
W: “?”
I ride a horse——
Forget it.
I like to watch and play. W is not interested in these things now and I am too lazy to scold him.
At most there is some air leakage.
W sat down on the chair as usual, then turned his head, glanced at Kal'tsit, then glanced at the Doctor, and said, "So, Her Highness Theresa's death was caused by this woman, the Doctor?"
"Although I always feel that you omitted a lot of things, it's not impossible for you to summarize it this way."
After getting the confirmation, W slammed the table and stood up, pointing his finger at the doctor: "Go! Lu Shang, go fuck her! Fuck this doctor to death now!"
Just die in bed!
W gritted his teeth viciously and pointed his finger.
"I guess you, W, probably didn't understand what the previous civilization and the current civilization were, what Originium was, and what the ideological stamp was. You only understood that Theresa and the Doctor were swapped, so you wanted me to have sex with the Doctor."
After all, the most vicious thing W can think of right now is to be allowed to do whatever he wants to Lu Shang, right?
I guess W doesn't even know the difference between the doctor personality and the prophet personality.
So unfortunately, in response to W's expectations, Lu Shang just spread his hands and said, "But I've already been there."
W: “?”
"White-haired attribute, sickly beauty, intellectual and naive, but also a weak physique that will fall down if pushed. Pretty cool."
W: “???”
"But making an NPC die? I've never tried that before."
Haven't you tried it?
How do you know if you haven't tried it? As long as you fall asleep, faint or die, the damaged NPC will recover to its original state?
What is the damage you are talking about?
Oh, membrane, right?
W smacked her lips immediately and said in disgust: "I knew that you, a dog, can't spit out ivory from your mouth."
When Lu Shang heard this, he was immediately shocked. He turned his head to look at Kal'tsit and asked, "How could W be able to come up with such an idiom?"
"..." Kal'tsit knew what Lu Shang was surprised about, so she was just speechless for a while: "Among all the languages, only swear words are the fastest to learn."
Besides, W was learned just for you, just to scold you.
However, this is also one of the reasons why Inès chose to stay and serve as W's teaching mentor.
039. It seems that Student W will have to stay for after-school tutoring
Even if we calculate based on 8 hours of full sleep, it is still very early for Kal'tsit and the others to wake up and leave the dream world.
So Lu Shang didn't mind changing himself into a suit and W into a sailor suit, and then they played a teacher-student play - of course, the serious kind.
"Don't look at me with those innocent eyes that have not been tainted by knowledge. Look at the blackboard. I'm teaching you now, and you learn. If you can't learn, you will have to stay for after-school tutoring."
“What is after-school tutoring?”
"I'm giving you a test paper, W. If you get a question wrong, you have to take off a piece of clothing. After you've taken off your clothes, I'll spank you with a ruler."
"Fuck! You bastard, don't you say that this is a serious teacher-student play?"
"We are already teacher and student, and we are already playing, why do you still think it is serious? Do you want to think about why I changed you into a sailor uniform, a miniskirt, a thong, and black stockings?"
"I just knew..."
"Alright, alright, don't leave it there. Let's start the class now. Let's talk about what pre-civilization is - Student W? Giving the teacher the middle finger, right? One point will be deducted, and every point will be turned into a slap on your butt."
"You ride on the horse——"
"Swearing, huh? Another point for that."
"..."
Lu Shang and W were having a lot of fun playing together...well, it seemed like only Lu Shang was having a lot of fun.
But on the other side, Kal'tsit and Doctor were feeling a little heavy at the moment.
W has never been to school, so she may not have realized anything yet.
But both Kelsey and the Doctor realized——
"Lu Shang just said... he hasn't tried to kill an NPC yet, right?"
Kal'tsit looked at the doctor, frowned, and whispered: "For people who died in the real world, there will be no corresponding NPC in the dream world, such as Theresa, such as Frost Star..."
"Then conversely, if an NPC in the dream world dies, will the corresponding person in the real world be affected?"
That's a scary assumption.
Because NPCs will not resist, killing NPCs in the dream world is easier than killing a chicken.
Walk over, stab him, and he's gone.
Not to mention that Lu Shang has the highest level of authority in the dream world, he doesn't even need to move his hands.
If an NPC in the dream world dies, the corresponding person in the real world will also die...
You can even see a certain powerful force whose leader suddenly dies, the emperor of an empire suddenly passes away, two armies facing each other, and one of the armies suddenly falls down in large numbers...
If Lu Shang gets a little more crazy...
"But on the other hand, this is also a good thing, isn't it?"
The doctor has the opposite opinion: "For example, if a person who is seriously injured and dying in the real world is bedridden, and Lu Shang is in the dream world to lock the health of the NPC, restore the health and mana, or even remove the debuff... Will the person in the real world also recover?"
That's the reason...
But Kal'tsit's eyes looking at the doctor were always a little subtle: "Doctor, what did you do in this dream world? Do you trust Lu Shang's character so much?"
"It's not about trusting a person's character, it's just—"
The doctor turned his head halfway through his words and said, "Lu Shang!"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Upon hearing this, Lu Shang naturally turned his head to look.
But the doctor didn't say anything, just pointed at the status bar above Kal'tsit's head.
After Lu Shang finished reading the paragraphs, he suddenly realized, "Oh, killing NPCs? Why would I kill NPCs? I have some mental problems, but I'm not a psychopath. I'm leaving so many girls alone and playing with them? Ice love, right?"
"Besides, now we already have the three of you, the Doctor, Kal'tsit, and W. There will surely be more girls coming in one after another in the future."
"To be honest, I'm really greedy for the bodies of some of the NPCs, so I'm waiting for you, Kal'tsit, to help me pull them one by one."
Kelsey: “…”
No, I already told you, I’m not a brothel owner, okay?
Could you please not ask me to arrest any girl you like?
But when Kal'tsit sighed and turned to look at the doctor, he spread his hands and said, "See, it's just as I said."
She didn't trust Lu Shang's character, but her trust in his desire for Sese.
"Then Doctor, your trust is quite heavy..."
Kal'tsit rubbed her temple.
But think about it, what the doctor said seems to be right. Looking at Lu Shang's current condition, instead of worrying about whether he will go crazy, you should worry about how badly the next victim will be bullied by him.
Thinking of this, Kal'tsit looked up and glanced at W.
After all, both she and the Doctor were murdered, so W must be the next one, right?
"I remember... this is W's second time traveling here, right? Then why hasn't Lu Shang taken action against W yet?"
"Kal'tsit, you got caught in the rain, so you want to tear up other people's umbrellas too?"
"... No, I just have some doubts."
"Is there a possibility? Kal'tsit, when you first traveled through time, Lu Shang didn't actually do anything to you?"
"he--"
No, if you think about it carefully, it seems that there really isn’t one?
It seemed that Lu Shang really attacked her for the third time?
The second time, Kal'tsit was hypnotized, and she herself didn't know it, so she could only postpone it.
As for the PhD...well, there's no point in referencing the PhD.
That W——
Kal'tsit turned her head and looked again. Lu Shang and W seemed to have finished their class.
"Have you learned it?" Lu Shang patted the blackboard and asked, "If you dare to say you haven't learned it, then it's mugwort."
"... ..., I just haven't been educated, but I'm not stupid."
W wanted to give Lu Shang two more middle fingers, but after thinking about it, he decided not to.
After hearing this, Lu Shang nodded and said, "Well, you are a teachable kid. I am kind-hearted, so I won't keep you for after-school tutoring. So let's calculate how many times you violated the rules in the class just now."
"Give the teacher the middle finger once, curse once, interrupt the teacher once, and repeatedly ask "What does this mean? What does that mean?" three times, so the total is 6 points. One point is for taking off one piece of clothing. You count it yourself."
W: "..."
W now suspects that Lu Shang, that bastard, did it on purpose.
Top, skirt, bra, panties, plus stockings, a total of 5 pieces of clothing.
So W just happened to take off all his clothes, and he still had one chance left.
"One more time left, right?"
Lu Shang nodded, pulled out a chair and sat down, then patted his legs: "Come on, take off your clothes, lie down over here, and let me slap you."
040. Words can bring us back to the real world, but what about clothes?
"hiss..."
W covered her buttocks that were slapped, cried out in pain, hid far away, and glared at Lu Shang fiercely: "You bastard!"
"Still scolding me, right?"
Lu Shang sat on the chair, recalling the feeling just now, and turned his head to complain to Kal'tsit beside him: "So how can someone with a body like W be raised in Kazdel?"
Not only does she have a curvy figure and long legs, but her waist is also so thin.
But the one with the thinnest waist seems to be the platinum girl of Sintreya? But her figure... well...
But before Kal'tsit could reply, W in the distance spat, "Pervert!"
"You're scolding me, right?" Lu Shang turned around and said, "I saw that I slapped you, W, and it hurt. I even rubbed the area for you, but you didn't appreciate it, and you scolded me?"
"Bah! You old pervert!"
"You're slandering me, right? How am I old?"
W: “?”
Even W was stunned by Lu Shang's shameless words.
Good man, you absolutely do not deny the word "sex criticism"?
However, seeing that Lu Shang did not seem to have any next move, he just sat there with a satisfied expression.
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