Then the next second, W, who was lying on the bed like a corpse, suddenly arched his waist and fell down heavily.
After a long breath:
"Grass!"
The characters are straight and round.
"Oh, it seems that W you are okay. I thought I accidentally made you stupid."
Lu Shang had considered this point. If she had been refreshed in the corridor outside the door just now, W would probably have been able to perform a somersault for Lu Shang on the spot, turning over a new leaf and performing a crazy locust pupa.
In that case, what W blurted out would not just be "grass", but he would probably have to add the other person's relatives at the end.
"This is the first time I've used the 10x version, and I didn't expect the effect to be so obvious. I guess the 100x version I'll have to keep in storage."
If 10 times is like this, what about 100 times?
Only in the dream world can you play like this because you have an NPC body and can clear debuffs and refresh the status bar.
Otherwise, if this were to happen in the real world, dying happily would probably become a completely new way to die.
"So have you recovered? W."
Lu Shang had locked her own health anyway, and he could also tell what she wanted to do through the status bar above W's head.
So there was no need to worry at all. Lu Shang sat down directly beside W's bed and waved his hand in front of W's eyes.
Then the next second, W grabbed Lu Shang's hand, turned over, and pressed Lu Shang under him in a riding posture: "Ha! You bastard, I caught you!"
062. Mr. W, are you awake?
"Oh, W, you caught me, so what now?"
Lu Shang was not surprised at all.
After all, W's inner thoughts are really... well, too straightforward.
So instead of getting anxious, Lu Shang just lay down on the bed.
While wondering whose bedroom this was, and why the bed and quilt smelled so good, he glanced at W: "Hit my waist? But you don't have a dagger, so you beat me up? W, do you think if you let go, would I pin you down and scold me? I don't think you can beat me with your limited vocabulary."
"You fucking——!"
W was anxious and angry.
She wanted to strangle Lu Shang to death: "How dare you say that, you bastard! If you hadn't said that in front of His Highness... and His Highness knew about it, I would have--"
"What?" Lu Shang asked curiously, "Why do you think your Highness won't notice it? Do you think I'm awesome and strong enough to hide it from your Highness, or do you think your Highness is a fool who doesn't know anything?"
W: "..."
Admitting that Lu Shang is powerful...W would definitely not be willing to do so.
But if you say Theresa is a naive person... then W would never dare to say that.
So all the words in W's mouth were blocked at once.
"Nuo, look, I've already said W, you can't scold me anymore."
Lu Shang wanted to reach out and pat W's little head, and then give him a look that showed caring for children.
But just as he was about to move, he found that he was still being held down by W.
So let's just leave it at that.
Lu Shang actually enjoyed the sight of a beauty like W riding on him, so he maintained this posture and continued to ask: "Then I want to ask you, W, why did you come here again?"
"Heh." W glared at Lu Shang and said, "Guess?"
"Oh, W, do you think you embarrassed yourself in front of Theresa, so you want to explode with me? But is there a possibility, W?"
Lu Shang said sincerely, "Theresa pretended not to know anything just to avoid embarrassing you. But now you're here again. If Theresa in the real world sees that you've fallen asleep again, what will she think?"
"..."
“Theresa would think, it’s over, this unlucky kid, why did she go to Lu Shang again? Do I have to travel through time again to save her?”
"no!"
As soon as Lu Shang mentioned this possibility, W rejected it outright.
Theresa comes again? Wouldn't that be like throwing meat buns at a dog? Now Kal'tsit is not here, and the doctor is not here either. She is alone. If Lu Shang really wants to eat Theresa, can she stop him?
"Oh, let's change to another possibility." Lu Shang was not annoyed, and continued: "Theresa saw that W must have noticed something, so he came back to the dream to settle accounts with Lu Shang. If I go back with him now, wouldn't it embarrass W? Forget it, I'll just stay here and wait for W to wake up."
Ah, what a wonderful possibility this is.
W can see Theresa's stunning beauty as soon as he opens his eyes, right?
But believe me, it's not pretty at all.
After all, even W came to his senses.
Because doesn't this mean...if Lu Shang really eats her this time, then it will be like W is weeding in the dream world, and Theresa is watching in the real world?
W's scalp tingled when she thought that Theresa might be looking at her right now.
"That's why I said it at the beginning. Why bother, W."
"... .., you bastard, shut up!"
You are still gloating! I saw you laughing!
W gritted her teeth and stared at Lu Shang fiercely: "You want to fuck me, right?"
"Yes." Lu Shang said without hiding anything: "Originally, I was going to eat you when you came for the third time, but your Igvisdale, oh, your future self, was refreshed as an NPC, so I had a taste of it."
"The third time? If I don't come this time, how many times do you plan to fuck me?"
"The fourth time, which is this time, I originally thought that I would NPC first, then lock the axis, and wait for you to come through, so that your little heart progress bar can reach MAX at the same time, so that you can feel like flying the moment you come through."
Lu Shang talked about it. There are so many ways to play this game, and he could come up with a few at random: "Or continue to use empathy, and make you think that the NPC in the Wormwood is Vishdale, but once the hypnosis is lifted, you will find that the one in the Wormwood is actually you——or something like that?"
W: "..."
W fell into an eerie silence.
Both Kal'tsit and the Doctor told her with facts that being eaten was inevitable in the dream world.
It would be better to say that W thinks that I am naturally beautiful, with a good figure and good looks, so it would be strange if that old pervert Lu Shang didn't make a move on her.
Since being eaten is inevitable and will not affect reality, then——
"So?" Lu Shang raised his eyebrows and said, "So what are you going to do?"
"What? Fuck you!"
W smiled in an extremely vicious way, gritting her teeth and saying, "Since I'm going to be fucked by you sooner or later, I might as well rape you first!"
Lu Shang: “?”
Mr. W, are you awake?
Even Lu Shang couldn't help but subconsciously glance at the status bar above W's head.
He wondered, he didn't hypnotize W, did he? Why did W suddenly turn to the offensive and turn against Tian Gang?
But Lu Shang didn't have time to think about it, because W, who was riding on him, had already started to pull his clothes off.
... ... ...
... ...
...
“GUUU——?!”
W suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the familiar ceiling, and gasped for breath.
After a long while of swaying, W finally regained consciousness: "I... I'm not dead? I survived?"
After confirming that she had returned to the real world safely, W wanted to jump out of the bed and cheer again.
But just as she was about to do so, she turned her head:
“Your Highness…? And…Kal’tsit…?”
Yes, just as she had guessed in the dream world, Theresa was waiting by her bedside. Not only that, even Kal'tsit was there.
When W met the gazes of those two people, his momentum suddenly weakened.
In such an awkward atmosphere, It was finally Theresa who spoke first: "W? Are you okay? I seemed to hear you saying just now--"
"It's okay! It's nothing at all!" Even though W knew that this was overstepping her bounds, she still interrupted Theresa: "I... ahem... I had a fight with that bastard Lu Shang! And I won!"
"Wow, that's amazing."
Theresa cooperated by clapping her hands.
Only Kal'tsit's eyes twitched when she heard this.
Won?
I don't know who blurted out "I... I'm not dead?" the moment he woke up.
063. But W seems to be running away from home?
W is too straightforward.
So much so that Kal'tsit, who had seen countless people, knew at the first moment that W was lying.
I subconsciously raised my head to look at the top of W's head, wanting to see what was going on in W's mind.
But when she realized that there was nothing above W's head, Kal'tsit realized that this was the real world, not a dream, so where did the status bar above his head come from?
Are you almost unable to distinguish between dreams and reality?
Kal'tsit couldn't help but pat her forehead to wake herself up.
But this action was so conspicuous that W successfully noticed it, turned around, and met Kal'tsit's eyes.
W: "..."
Kelsey: “…”
The two looked at each other in silence. In the end, It was still Theresa who saved the situation: "Is that so? I'm glad you're okay, but Miss Ines seems to be worried about you. She's been waiting outside the door for a long time."
"Ines? Ah..." W was stunned for a moment, then he knew Theresa's intention: "Then I will go see her first, Your Highness... uh... Your Highness, I will take my leave first..."
After saying that, W almost fled the scene.
When only Kal'tsit and Theresa were left, Kal'tsit sighed, turned around, and said, "So... Theresa? What's the specific situation over at W?"
"Well... the first sentence I heard was, 'That bastard Lu Shang! He only refreshes the status bar for himself and not for me! He's fucking torturing me to death!' Oh."
Theresa can read minds.
Even if you don't read other people's minds, you can still sense their emotions, which can be used as a passive skill.
So Theresa tapped her chin and narrated: "Then the second sentence was, "Oh, you refreshed me, I fainted, you refreshed me and pulled me up, can you be a human being?" Oh."
Kelsey: “…”
No...Theresa, there's no need for you to learn the tone and word choice so vividly.
Looking at such a gentle and lovely Theresa, who kept saying "old lady" and "damn it" every time she opened her mouth, Kal'tsit always had an awkward expression on her face.
You're not really starting to let yourself go, are you?
"Hmm... Then the bed? The table? The chair? The handlebars? Looking at your own expression in the mirror? In the corridor? In front of your NPC, Kal'tsit? In front of my NPC and the Demon King's NPC? In--"
"That's enough, Theresa, you don't have to say anything."
Kal'tsit interrupted Theresa's narration in time.
It’s not that Kal’tsit feels shy or anything. She’s a woman with a five-digit age, what can she be shy about?
She wanted to save some face for W.
After all, just by listening to this description, you can tell how miserable W is.
Was Lu Shang that guy so cruel to W?
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