Arknights, but all characters are NPCs?

Xinteleya was stunned for a moment before she raised her head again: "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

"I really want to say fuck you." Lu Shang glanced at the little platinum and said, "But I just want to take a bath."

"bath?"

Xintelaiya lay back down again: "I thought you couldn't help it and wanted to eat me, ah... But it seems reasonable that something would happen between a man and a woman in the same room, so do you want to eat me?"

"What if I say yes?"

"Then I'll find a more comfortable position to lie down."

Xintelaiya was too lazy to move at all, just the ponytail that was pressed under her body was swinging left and right: "Although I want to deceive myself now and say that it's just a bite from a dog, but I always feel that if I say it out loud, you probably won't let me go, so forget it."

"Is there a possibility that you have already said it, Little Platinum?"

"Even if I don't say it, you can see it through the status bar above my head, okay? So what difference does it make whether I say it or not?"

Xintelaiya's look almost made Lu Shang laugh.

But unfortunately:

"I'm not planning on eating you. I just calculated the time. If you, Little Platinum, can avoid being ganked by your superiors this time and sleep until you wake up naturally, then it will be almost time."

"Ah...? So soon? I feel like we haven't been playing for long..."

"So, I just wanted to take a shower and use you as a pillow to sleep. Anyway, you're about to wake up, and I'm a little sleepy."

"You really won't miss any opportunity to exploit me..."

"How can this be called squeezing? Oh, by the way, should I wash first, or should you, Little Platinum, wash first?"

"You go first."

Hinterea was too lazy to move.

However, it was only after Lu Shang entered the bathroom that Xinteleiya looked up with a subtle expression.

The subtle reason is that her first reaction just now was "Just as a pillow? Is it that simple?"

But come to think of it...I feel like Xintelaiya is getting used to it.

So even if Lu Shang took off his clothes to take a bath, she would——

"No..." Xinteleya tilted her head in confusion: "Can't he change his clothes with just one click? Why does he have to take off his clothes?"

It would be fine if Xinteleya took off her clothes, but there was no need for Lu Shang to take off his own clothes, right?

When Xinteleya looked at the men's shirt thrown at her with a puzzled look, and then looked up at the reflection in the translucent bathroom door -

There was a squeak.

The bedroom door suddenly opened and Sofia walked into the room.

This made Xinteleya stunned for a long while before she realized that the Whip Blade Knight in front of her was an NPC, not a living person.

So what is this NPC doing? Did he finish his afternoon tea and come back to take a nap?

Just as she was wondering, Xinteleya saw the NPC Zofia suddenly take off her clothes and walked towards the bathroom.

Until finally I opened the door and went in.

Xintelaiya: "..."

Xinteleya: “?”

No? Isn't Lu Shang still taking a shower in the bathroom? Zofia, the NPC, went in directly, then...

Kind of curious about what's going on in there.

So Xinteleya pricked up her horse ears and listened quietly -

"What did you say--?!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom, as if someone had stood up directly from the bathtub.

Then the voice of the NPC Zofia was heard: "Maria signed up for this year's special tournament?! Nonsense! Who gave her the courage! Where is Maria now? Tell me!"

Ah...is this the beginning of the storyline in the memory room?

The horse ears on Xinteleya's head trembled. Should the NPC Zofia rush out of the bathroom next and continue the evening's plot?

but no.

After reading the plot script, the NPC Zofia became silent.

This forced Xinteleya to prick up her ears again...

Then, in just a few seconds, Xinteleya's horse ears immediately shrank back.

Because there's more than just the sound of water coming from the bathroom.

"I knew it..." Xintelaiya lay down again. "But speaking of which, isn't the noise too loud? The Whip Knight is so rich, don't they have any soundproofing?"

Xinteleya muttered to herself for a long time, and then fell silent.

Because not only did she seem to be eavesdropping, but...the three points that Lu Shang had given her before to increase her sensitivity had not yet been unlocked.

So she slowly curled up her body, trying to cover the horse's ears to prevent her from listening, but because of her movement, the men's shirt that was originally thrown at her happened to slide in front of her.

Xintelaiya: "..."

Well, Xintelaiya suddenly understood the purpose of all those seemingly useless things that Lu Shang had done before.

082. This shirt was given to you, Little Platinum, to cover your belly button when you sleep. What did you do with it?

The replayability of pure NPC gameplay is actually not very high.

The first time I did it for fun, the second time I went straight to the memory room, and the third time I probably took it out again because I really had no side dishes.

Then, nothing more.

Other small yellow games at least have good endings, bad endings, harem endings, evil endings, and NTR endings for you to choose from, and the main point is to take care of everyone's XP.

But what about NPC gameplay?

It’s always the same lines, the same CGs, the same poses, oh, there may not even be an ending.

If you want to restore the sense of freshness, you either need to add random events, or rely on mods, or make the world so big that "there are so many surprises you have that I don't know about."

The most classic one is the Girl Scroll that was transformed from the Elder Scrolls.

What Lu Shang is doing now is based on this point.

It's not like he has such a special taste that he wouldn't eat the tender and lovely little platinum, but instead fell in love with the NPC's.

Of course, he didn't follow the principle of "three times the limit" and thought that the little platinum had not had enough times, so he didn't eat her.

Lu Shang had only one purpose from the beginning to the end: for fun, or for that random event.

Only when Xiao Baijin took the initiative to move, would it be a random event for Lu Shang.

Otherwise, with Xiao Baijin's bad look, no matter how Lu Shang teases her, the response she gets is basically the same.

and so:

"It should be almost done, right?"

I listened to the noise outside the bathroom door for a while, then looked at the interactive menu in front of me that had been opened before and had not been closed until now.

So Lu Shang flattered the NPC, and when the NPC slowly stood up because the restrictions of the dialog box were lifted, Lu Shang reached out again and grabbed the NPC's horsetail.

With one-touch drying, the ponytail becomes fluffy and fluffy, and then you can use it as a towel to clean yourself.

After doing all this, Lu Shang got up from the bathtub.

He waded in the water, but this time Lu Shang did not use the NPC's big furry tail. Instead, he wiped himself with one click, and used the "Change Clothes" function to change himself into a bath towel and simply wrapped himself in it.

Lu Shang opened the bathroom door dressed like this.

Then, at first glance, I saw Xinteleya lying motionless on the bed in the bedroom with the word "木" on her face.

Although it looked like nothing happened, as if I had just waited for him to take a shower for a long time and ended up falling asleep.

But a quick glance at Hintleya's side showed that the men's shirt that was supposed to be thrown at her had somehow been kicked aside.

It was slightly wrinkled, as if it had been held in someone's arms and been ravaged.

If you look closely, you can see a circle of fresh teeth marks and dark marks like saliva on the collar of the man's shirt.

Seeing this, Lu Shang naturally walked forward, sat on the edge of the bed, and turned his head to look.

Then he found that the little platinum girl Xinteleya was not asleep. She was even looking at the ceiling with her eyes open, as if she was thinking about life.

"Little Platinum, have you turned into sage mode?" Lu Shang reached out and pinched Xinteleiya's cheek. Hmm, it was indeed tender.

"I was just daydreaming." Xinteleya ignored the evil hand and turned her gaze away from the ceiling, looking at Lu Shang and asking, "Girls also have sage mode?"

"Yes, but the sage mode of girls is very short, so short that it seems like it doesn't exist, and the girl herself may not even be aware of it."

"I see... I didn't expect that I learned this useless knowledge from a man."

"How can you say it's useless knowledge? It can only be called obscure knowledge. There's another obscure piece of knowledge, Little Platinum. Do you want to know?"

"I don't want to - but even if I say so, you will definitely continue to tell it, right? So, what is this little-known fact?"

"Compared to men who fire once, then go to Sage Mode, then again, then Sage Mode again, this is an abnormal pattern, but women are different. Women can skip Sage Mode and fire continuously."

"..."

"So, what about you, Little Platinum? During the time I was taking a shower just now, you—" Lu Shang pinched Xinteleya's cheek again and asked, "How many times?"

"1 times."

"Only once?"

"How many times do you want me?"

"Didn't I just tell you that women can fire continuously? I thought you, Little Platinum, had to start at least three times."

"... ..., am I some kind of water gun spirit? And I have to use it 3 times to start..."

"If you want, Little Platinum, I can satisfy you."

"It's not necessary."

"That's a pity. But come to think of it, you answered me quite honestly, little Bai Jin."

"Because even if I don't tell you, you'll know it, right? What's the point of me hiding it and lying?"

Xintelaiya was very thorough in her bad behavior. She could talk about this topic with a straight face and in a sarcastic way: "Besides, wasn't it you who threw that shirt at me? I don't think you don't know what I did."

"Is there a possibility, Little Bai Jin?" Lu Shang said seriously, "I gave you that shirt to cover your belly button. You always wear belly-revealing clothes, even when you sleep in bed. If you don't cover your belly button, you might catch a cold."

"..."

Xinteleya didn't say anything, but turned her head and looked at Lu Shang with a look that said, "Do you think I believe your lies?"

But then she seemed to think that with Lu Shang's thick skin, even if she bulged her eyes, Lu Shang would remain calm... Oh, maybe he would even get playful and poke her eyeballs for fun.

So when Xintelaiya thought of this, she withdrew her gaze.

But then Lu Shang flattered her: "Don't lie down, Xiao Baijin, it's your turn to take a shower. Although you don't smell like sweat, I feel that when you take off those pure white hot pants, you can probably see the threads."

"It's impossible to draw the wire, okay..."

After Xinteleya retorted subconsciously, she still stood up.

After all, it is quite uncomfortable when the clothes soaked with sweat stick to the skin.

But just as she walked into the bathroom, she saw the naked NPC walking out. As soon as she stepped out of the bathroom, the NPC suddenly turned back and started to get dressed. Halfway through getting dressed, he started to walk out again, and then came back...

“Is this a bug?”

Xinteleya didn't understand the NPC's operating logic, and just subconsciously looked at the Whip Knight.

Dazzling blonde hair, the size of the armor that made Sintrea smack her lips subconsciously, a slender waist that could be described as a slender branch with a lot of fruit hanging on it, hips that were perfect for childbirth, and—

"Is this how you use the tail? What on earth did you wipe with the Whip Knight's tail?"

Hintlaiya shook her ponytail subconsciously as if she felt the same way, then lowered her head and looked at the liquid dripping onto the ground...