Arknights, but all characters are NPCs?

"Hey, Dr. Cathead."

Compared to Lu Shang, the doctor, Ghost Shark knew Kal'tsit: "Thank you for saving me?"

"..." Kal'tsit looked at Ghost Shark in silence for a long while after hearing this, and then said, "Thank you? Save this sentence for when you've gone through this. I hope you'll still be able to say it by then."

Ghost Shark naturally didn't understand what Kal'tsit meant.

However, Lu Shang paused and changed his words decisively: "Yes, that's right, this is my assistant, the cat-headed nurse."

"..."

Kal'tsit couldn't help but twitch her eyes.

Can you please stop calling me nicknames? How many nicknames have you given me?

But Lu Shang didn't care. He just shook the list in his hand, pretended to cough lightly, and said, "Well, the first question, shark patients, I heard that sharks' teeth will constantly fall off and be replaced. A shark can even replace tens of thousands of teeth in its lifetime. Is this true?"

"Teeth?" Ghost Shark heard it and subconsciously gritted his teeth before reacting: "Oh... isn't that right? Doctor Lu Shang, aren't you going to ask me something about my condition? Does teeth count as part of my condition?"

"Of course, I'm a professional doctor, so please don't interrupt me, Mr. Shark Patient."

"Well, then let's just assume that what you said, Doctor Lu Shang, is the truth."

Ghost Shark did not choose to answer, but opened her little mouth: "I don't know either, Doctor Lu Shang, do you want to try it yourself?"

"Okay."

When Lu Shang heard this, he took a step forward and reached out to pry open the ghost shark's mouth.

The speed was so fast and the reaction was so immediate that even the ghost shark was stunned.

But after reacting, the ghost shark smiled and bit it.

It was just a finger. With her mouth full of shark teeth, she would bite it off, or at least make Lu Shang bleed profusely.

But unfortunately, no.

Can't bite at all.

Lock blood to understand, this Miss Shark?

Lu Shang glanced at the ghost shark's confused expression and pretended to be clueless. He stirred the ghost shark's tongue tip with his fingers and then pulled it out.

After taking a look at the transparent saliva on his fingertips, Lu Shang reached out to Kal'tsit beside him.

This made Kal'tsit frown in disgust, but Lu Shang said, "I asked you, the cat-head nurse, to help me wipe it with paper. Isn't this what you should do as an assistant? Why are you showing a disgusted expression? Do you think I want you to lick it for me? Get down, cat."

Kelsey: “?”

Kal'tsit had a gloomy face, took out a handkerchief from her pocket and threw it directly at Lu Shang's face.

133. Ghost Shark: Doctor Lu Shang, do you want to verify it yourself?

Lu Shang was not annoyed by Kal'tsit's physical rejection.

He simply took the semi-transparent, lace, small triangular handkerchief, which still had some warmth left in it, off his face and put it in his pocket.

Then he picked up a pen and wrote on the medical record: "In the Middle Ages, throwing a white glove at someone was considered a request for a duel. Although what you threw was neither a glove nor white, Assistant Green Cat Head, I still accept this request for a duel. I will beat you to death later."

After writing, without caring whether Kal'tsit's face was as dark as the handkerchief she threw at him, Lu Shang turned around and looked at the ghost shark lying on the hospital bed again.

"Now that we have finished asking about the teeth, let's move on to the second question."

"Shark patients, I heard that there is a Greenland shark that has an extremely long lifespan, but its heart rate is extremely low, as low as only 5 beats per minute. Shark, who is also a shark, is it the same for you?"

What shark?

Greenland Shark? Where is Greenland?

Ghost Shark seemed to have no idea where Lu Shang got these strange questions from, which really made her stuck for a while.

After all, heart rate and the like... most people don't pay special attention to such things, right? Just like you don't worry about whether your breathing is automatic or manual.

"I see. This is my fault."

Lu Shang glanced at the top of Ghost Shark's head and nodded: "This is something I need to pay attention to as a doctor. I shouldn't let you, the patient, be troubled. Then I will help you check it out."

After saying that, Lu Shang took action.

Well...I really got it.

Although the ghost shark was wearing a hospital gown, it was so thin that it was no different from a piece of cloth.

So watching Lu Shang kneading it into various shapes like kneading dough, and then watching Lu Shang's serious expression with an exploratory spirit, as if he wanted to find where the heart is -

After a slight pause, the ghost shark revealed an extremely dangerous and bloodthirsty smile.

"Oh..." Ghost Shark smiled very sweetly: "Doctor, aren't you going to check my heart rate? Why don't you use a stethoscope, but just use your hands? Are you... taking advantage of me under the guise of seeing a doctor?"

The ghost shark smiled, as if she was going to decide based on Lu Shang's answer whether she would bite Lu Shang's neck in one bite or pick up a chainsaw to reduce his claws to boneless chicken feet.

She is not a little girl who would cry if something like this happened. In a sense, she is as crazy and beautiful as a certain big white dog.

"Because my hand is the ruler."

"Hmm? But I remember the correct way of saying it, shouldn't my eyes be the ruler? Why is it that when it comes to you, doctor, it becomes a hand?"

"Because of quick eyes and quick hands."

“Hahahahaha, I see—”

Buzzing.

Ghost Shark smiled and reached out for the electric saw beside the bed and swung it towards Lu Shang.

It's true that the sweeter the smile, the more ruthless the attack.

That force, that speed, and that angle were all aimed at Lu Shang's neck.

As long as the trees are cut thoroughly, this white ward will surely be dyed into a brilliant red.

But there was only a crackling sound, and the chainsaw in Ghost Shark's hand hit the wall beside him, sparks flew, but it didn't even leave a mark.

If you look closely, you can even see the "indestructible" reminder that looks like it is made up of system particle fragments.

But the ghost shark didn't care about such trivial matters.

Because she looked at the chainsaw in her hand, and then looked at Lu Shang who had withdrawn his hand and picked up the pen to write something in the medical record book again...

Ghost Shark tilted his head and blinked: "Oops...? Did I cut it wrong?"

In fact, the ghost shark didn't even notice how Lu Shang managed to escape.

And her strength seemed to have weakened a lot... The chainsaw hit the wall, and the force in turn caused her knuckles to hurt.

But it doesn’t matter. If it doesn’t work once, try it twice. If it doesn’t work twice, try it three times.

Ghost Shark smiled, propped himself up with one hand against the bed sheet, and pulled the chainsaw out from the wall with the other hand. This time he aimed at Lu Shang's waist, and was about to swing the chainsaw at him again -

Slap it.

Not only was Ghost Shark pushed back onto the hospital bed, but the chainsaw in her hand was also taken away.

Then, when Ghost Shark was still confused, Lu Shang said, "It seems that you, Shark, are full of energy. Assistant Green Cat Head, you can take this patient out for a walk later to vent some excess energy."

After saying that, Lu Shang looked at the ghost shark again and said, "What's wrong? This ghost shark patient? Why are you lying here motionless? Is there any part of your body that is uncomfortable?"

Ghost Shark: "..."

After a long silence, Ghost Shark turned his head, blinked his eyes, and asked curiously: "Doctor Lu Shang, are you... the Lord God?"

How was she pushed back onto the bed, how was her weapon taken away... Ghost Shark was completely unable to react.

This speed...I'm afraid even her captain can't do it?

"God? Oh, I remember that you, Patient Shark, came to check in wearing a nun's uniform. So, Patient Shark, are you a nun by profession?"

Lu Shang patted the medical record in his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not your god. Of course, if you, Shark Shark, are willing to offer me two beautiful girls, that's fine."

I think Skadi is also young and beautiful, with fair skin and big breasts. Ghost Shark, would you consider offering her as a tribute? If not, your captain is still charming.

But unfortunately, as soon as the ghost shark saw Lu Shang deny the god's statement, it seemed to lose interest in an instant.

Although Lu Shang felt regretful, he did not force it. Instead, he shook the medical record in his hand again and said, "I have finished asking questions about teeth and heart. Now, the last question."

"I heard that sharks have two uteruses. Is that true?"

Kelsey: “?”

Ghost Shark: “?”

It’s no wonder that the cat and the fish reacted like this.

Because after Lu Shang asked about the teeth, he started stirring it, and after asking about the heart rate, he started rubbing it.

Now you ask the palace...

What? You want to verify it yourself this time?

Or...Doctor Lu Shang, your previous two questions were just a cover, just to serve this last question?

So even Ghost Shark narrowed his eyes, revealing an extremely dangerous look: "Haha...hahahaha, Doctor Lu Shang, you are really interesting, but the specific situation...how about you come closer, Mr. Lu Shang, and I will tell you in a low voice?"

Looking at the ghost shark's grinning mouth full of shark teeth, you know that if you dare to go over, this shark will bite you and not let go.

As a result, when Lu Shang heard it, he actually walked forward.

134. I see that you are sweating so much, Shasha, would you like me to wipe it off?

Lu Shang sat on the edge of the bed, pretending to listen attentively.

The ghost shark was naturally not polite. It turned over and threw Lu Shang onto the bed. Then it opened its mouth full of shark teeth and bit Lu Shang's neck.

This is different from the female ghost W's threatening words "Let me see if I can bite you to death". As a shark, biting is one of the Ghost Shark's means of attack.

If nothing unexpected happened, she would tear off a large piece of flesh, and blood would spurt out from the aorta and splash all over her.

but no.

Just like the finger before, the ghost shark still couldn't bite it.

This made Ghost Shark confused. Was it because her teeth were dull? Or was this doctor not a human being?

But hasn’t this doctor already denied that he is God?

Before Ghost Shark could figure it out, she heard Lu Shang, who was thrown under her, speak: "Well, you are very strong. It seems that you have recovered well, Shark. You like to bite people, but you need to pay more attention to it."

Rustling.

Lu Shang was really like a responsible doctor, picking up a pen and writing something in the medical record.

Until he stopped writing, Lu Shang patted Ghost Shark's little head and said, "But you have just recovered from a serious illness. If you keep doing this, you might have problems again. Um... You are indeed a little weak and sweaty."

When did I become weak and sweaty?

And did you take the opportunity to touch me again?

However, the ghost shark did not say this, because she still bit Lu Shang's neck and did not let go.

But soon, almost the next second after Lu Shang finished speaking, Ghost Shark clearly felt that her body was weakening at a degree visible to the naked eye.

Not to mention throwing Lu Shang onto the bed, the ghost shark now didn't even have the strength to continue biting Lu Shang's neck.

"Look what I said."

Lu Shang seemed to have noticed something was wrong with the ghost shark, so he stood up and glanced at the ghost shark, whose forehead was already sweating and whose spirit was slightly sluggish, and said:

"The patient should just rest. Why bother with all this?"

Standing up, Lu Shang stretched out his hand to pick up Ghost Shark by the waist, and let her lie back on the bed.

"Feeling uncomfortable? I told you you were a little weak and sweaty."

Lu Shang reached out and touched Ghost Shark's forehead, as if to measure its temperature, then he withdrew his hand and said, "Okay, I'll go get you some medicine, Shark. Just lie here and wait for me."

After saying that, Lu Shang turned around and left without any regrets.

This made the Ghost Shark, who was lying on the hospital bed with a pale face due to weakness, blink his eyes again.