Making Honkai Impact 3rd, am I surrounded by Valkyries?

But he didn't mind Xiao Shi hitting his sandbag in public... On the contrary, if this could help Xiao Shi become a big anchor as soon as possible, Su Mu would be very happy to let her do that.

Maybe I could even collaborate with Xiao Shi to do a live broadcast in the future... Forget it, if her fist really hits me, I'll be dead.

Xiao Shi's performance brought a lot of popularity to the live broadcast room. Su Mu also took this opportunity to help Xiao Shi and called the staff of the Xiao TV barrage website to ask them to help with the streaming.

After the update of Honkai Impact 3rd, Xiao Shi stopped his daily activities and couldn’t wait to open his Sanbengzi account!

[Oh my god, the host is a hardcore Fu Hua fan? ]

[All Fu Hua's characters are 3S, right? That's too outrageous! ]

[Sister complex, right? This must be sister complex! 】

[Not a mother-control, not a mother-control? 】

Looking at the outrageous comments in the live broadcast room, Fu Hua pushed her glasses and felt that these netizens were truly amazing.

She suddenly admired the anchors who were doing live broadcasts. It was really a bit overwhelming to face so many outrageous comments.

"I'm proud to be a fan of Lao Gu Dong! Of all the characters, my favorite is Fu Hua! Those who don't like Lao Gu Dong are in trouble!"

Xiao Shi even made a direct statement, directly declaring himself to be the Iron-Blooded Fu Hua Chef.

Fu Hua in Honkai Impact 3rd is a Shenzhou character. In addition, her every move is a fusion of many Shenzhou cultures, as well as her tragic experience as the guardian of civilization... This also made Fu Hua very popular among Shenzhou players for a time.

In other places, Fu Hua's popularity is not bad either. After all, her action design is indeed the best among all the Valkyries, and she has truly ignited the action soul of Honkai Impact 3rd!

"Ahem! Well, without further ado, let's try out the latest event plot right away! "Journey to the Divine Land of Immortals"! Hehe, I have been looking forward to this day for a long time. Do you know that I was so excited that I didn't sleep last night?"

As Xiao Shi was speaking, he opened the activity interface of "Journey to the Immortal Realm of Shenzhou".

[It seems that the style of this activity should be mainly relaxed and happy, right? But it's hard to say, we still have to be on guard against an ambush by the old thief Su Mu. ]

[Haha! Have you forgotten the tragic experience of Yuexia last time? At the beginning, there were crazy jokes, and then Yuexia Jizi and Kallen were stabbed to death! ]

[The comment is that if you trust Su Mu again, I am a dog. ]

[Anyway, I'm mentally prepared! Did you know that I have toilet paper next to my computer? ]

[No, is there anyone who doesn't prepare toilet paper next to the computer? Brother, you are not a woman, are you? ]

Obviously, although the activity interface of "Shenzhou Xianxingji" looks very cheerful, players have to be on guard against the old thief Su Mu like a thief.

This is what is called once bitten by a snake, one will be afraid of ropes for ten years.

Just like a certain damn Xiao Gao in his previous life, his favorite thing to play is meeting love at every corner, and the door cannot be opened from this side... It is hard to doubt how Xiao Gao spent his childhood.

The DLC released, a passing dog can beat you, Elden King, to death, the monsters can attack more than ten times in a row, each one is like playing Devil May Cry, and you, Elden King, are crawling around on the ground like a dog...

There is no other way, now I have to add the blood monster, the perfume bottle and the thorn of rejection. Once the goat wears the big shield and takes it, it will start to poke with the shield. The wheelchair and toughness are the reasons for becoming the king! !

As Xiao Shi entered the event of "The Journey to the Immortal Realm of Shenzhou", at the beginning, Kiana had an upset stomach because she had secretly eaten too many raw dumplings. She was in so much pain that she asked Fu Hua to tell her a story to divert her attention, otherwise she would be in so much pain that she would die.

As soon as the plot of the event started, Kiana, who was watching the live broadcast next to Su Mu, couldn't hold back: "Eating raw dumplings secretly! Do you think I'm a fool? How can I eat something raw like that!"

Su Mu looked at Kiana in front of him, then looked at the clothes next to her that were folded with great difficulty but still a little wrinkled, and nodded solemnly.

"you will."

Kiana: "Hey!"

In the game, looking at Kiana who had a stomachache, Fu Hua told her a story very gently.

[“As for the story… Chinese New Year is coming soon, so I will tell you the story of the Nian monster.”]

[“Nian Beast? What is that? Honkai Beast?”]

Fu Hua's story caught Kiana's attention. It was the first time she heard this word.

[“It is said that in ancient times there was a fierce beast in China named Nian. Nian often lived in the abyss of the sea and did not care about worldly affairs… But every New Year’s Eve, Nian would come ashore and wreak havoc on the world. But people at that time were not afraid of Nian at all. They even held a grand ceremony on this day to celebrate. This is because…”]

In the CG, Kiana, wearing pajamas, is lying on Fu Hua's thighs with a small yellow pillow.

Looking at this scene, Xiao Zhi directly typed out a series of question marks: "???"

Xiao Zhi's eyes widened: "Old antique, you! You are so nice to Kiana! No, I'm jealous! Hurry and put your legs under my head!"

As he said that, Xiao Shi was about to rush forward and touch Fu Hua's thigh.

After a while, Xiao Shi touched his slightly red and swollen forehead, looking aggrieved: "Humph, if you don't want a pillow, just say so..."

Fu Hua in the game continues to tell the story.

[“Every New Year’s Eve when the Nian beast appears, an immortal will descend to earth to defeat Nian and protect China from peace. The name of that immortal is…”]

As the scene in the game changed, a small and cute doll with a similar appearance to Cang Xuan was supporting its face and asking the [Immortal] beside it boredly.

[“Stupid, we have been meditating for three hours today. Aren’t you hungry?”]

[In the Taoist temple, the [immortal] who was sitting cross-legged in meditation was wearing a Taoist robe, exuding an extraordinary temperament. ]

[Chi Yuan, squad leader, Fu Hua... the woman who sits cross-legged in meditation has many names, but here, she is called [Immortal].]

127 Winter Queen and Bei Wangcai! Su Mu's smile gradually became wicked (5K)

"Hmm? What's up with this little guy who looks exactly like Cang Xuan?"

As soon as Xiao Shi saw Cang Xiaoxuan, the book of Cang Xuan in the game, she immediately asked a question. You know, she usually doesn't like these two sisters. One is a pure money-grubber, and the other once offended her because she "ridiculed" Xiao Shi's mediocre figure.

At this moment, seeing a little man who looked exactly like Cang Xuan appear next to his favorite antique, Xiao Shi’s face turned black!

However, an entry introduction about the Cang Xuan Book soon appeared on the interface.

[The Book of Cang Xuan, an armed puppet, combines a programmed soul steel mimicry core with weapons to generate an automatic combat robot. The technology originated from Dr. EINSTEIN, and was created by Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu to take care of Fu Hua's daily life.]

[The Cang Xuan Book is equipped with a collapse detector, GPS, firepower system, and software such as "King of Jokes" and "Story Collection". It is a non-combat armed doll created by Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu in order to have someone accompany Fu Hua after their death so that she can maintain a warm and kind heart. ]

"Oh, so it was the armed puppets made by the two of them. I thought...it must be related to Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu."

Xiao Shi looked as if to say "as expected", but his expression was obviously much better than before.

"Humph, Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu are quite kind-hearted. They knew that Old Antique was lonely, so they made this little thing to keep her company..."

Although the plot of this event is Fu Hua's "story", for the audience in the live broadcast room who already know that Fu Hua was once an immortal who protected Shenzhou, they subconsciously feel that this is very likely not just a simple "story".

Perhaps this story also contains the true story of what happened to Fu Hua during her time as an immortal.

Since it is a story, it is inevitable that there will be some elements of artistic processing in it... After seeing the characters that appeared one after another, everyone was unable to determine for a while whether this was Fu Hua's personal experience or it was really a story.

[Bored Xiao Xuan looked at the wooden-headed girl meditating on the spot and couldn't help but complain. Her voice sounded like a queen, but her small arms and legs and funny personality were totally inconsistent with her voice. This was probably the so-called contrast? ]

[When talking about going down the mountain to look for delicious food, Xiao Xuan heard from the immortal that the Nian beast that was supposed to come and cause trouble every year was driven away seven days ago. This made Xiao Xuan very worried. According to history, the New Year of the common people should start when the immortal drove away the Nian beast. The immortal drove away the Nian beast in advance, and Xiao Xuan had been waiting for a year for the temple fair, but now it was all ruined! ]

[Although the immortal seemed to be indifferent to Xiao Xuan's appetite, she had to be cautious if it came to the calendar of the common people.]

Xiao Xuan, who has a lively and interesting personality, and Xianren, who is serious, old-fashioned and meticulous... This classic combination is really never boring to watch. Before long, the audience in the live broadcast room were attracted by the conversation between the two.

In order to find a way to save the calendar, the immortal came to Taoyuan Village at the foot of the mountain under the instigation of Xiaoxuan. Xiaoxuan went shopping here and felt the beauty of life in the world, while the immortal found a sign that there would be a monster invasion tonight.

After learning this, Xiao Xuan spread out the scroll he carried with him and directly took out a row of weapons that were completely out of date.

[“When I was cleaning the house a while ago, I found some antiques in the wooden box under your bed. I thought they were still useful, so I put them away.”]

[“MHIII light machine gun, G666 shotgun, HKII laser launcher…FFF flamethrower, ah, this one won’t work, it’s out of warranty.”]

[“In short, no matter which one, the destructive power is much less than your bare hands.”]

Xiao Xuan was serious. If the immortals were allowed to fight for power here, she would probably have to find a pawnshop to sell Xiao Xuan in order to raise enough money to repair the village that was destroyed by the immortals.

I originally thought that Xiao Xuan took out these weapons to help the immortal, but her words really made Xiao Shi unable to help but laugh out loud.

"You're killing me with laughter, old fogey! The destructive power of these weapons is much less than that of your bare hands! I thought times had changed, but they've changed back again, hahaha! It turns out that these weapons are not meant to help you fight monsters, but to restrict you from causing damage!"

[Is the destructive power of the immortal so strong? ]

[What? You want to sell Xiao Xuan? I'll buy it! ]

[I was here first! Do you understand first come first served? ]

Xiao Xuan's teasing words made netizens rush to buy it. After all, who doesn't want a cute and interesting armed doll that can pull out a few high-tech weapons from the scroll at any time? This is really cool!

And to be honest, this story is based on Fu Hua's personal experience, right? These weapons are left over from the previous civilization and have always been placed in the immortal's room, right?

But when they imagined the immortal holding six pure and poor axis bullets and spinning them three thousand six hundred times in one breath, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed even louder.

This sense of disobedience is simply exploding!

After this plot ended, Xiao Shi officially entered the game level. She found that the immortal in the plot had turned into a very cute little man, holding a gun and firing a lot of shots... Play the game in a 3D top-down shooting mode, severely punishing these invading Honkai beasts.

I have to say that these 3D figures are indeed very delicately made. Xiao Shi was surprised to see that these old antiques could also have such a cute side.

"Oh my god, Su Mu is too good to you, isn't he? This 3D model is so cute, it makes me jealous!"

When Xiao Shi thought about Su Mu agreeing to include him in the game of Honkai Impact 3rd, he couldn't help but feel itchy inside. When will it be his turn to play? He couldn't wait any longer, okay? !

After destroying the invading Honkai beasts, Xianxian and Xiaoxuan unexpectedly met the Vodka Erguotou girls, Rosalia and Lilia.

Xiao Shi scratched his head. These two characters had just appeared in the main storyline of this version, and their ages and time obviously didn’t match.... From this point of view, this really seemed to be an event story that had nothing to do with the main storyline?

Who cares! As long as it's fun!

Rosalia and Lilia both live in the "Fallen Cherry Pavilion", and the owner of the "Fallen Cherry Pavilion" is actually a pink-haired woman with fox ears and wearing a cheongsam...

Isn't this Yaezakura?

While several people were talking, a figure slowly walked out from behind the counter of Luoying Pavilion.

It was...Xier.

Xier is wearing a cheongsam, which is mainly white with blue and purple as embellishments. Different from the cute style in the past, this time the color gives people a temperament more like an ancient beauty, like a graceful and naive girl, exuding elegance and dignity.

The slit at the chest reveals a touch of flesh-colored sexiness, and the cheongsam is so tight that even the belly button can be seen, which binds the slender waist to create a beautiful curve.

The entire exposed shoulders and back are white and tender.

With the embellishment of cheongsam, Xier's figure looks even taller, making people unable to take their eyes off her.

【awsl！】

[Aren’t Xi’er and Yaezakura’s cheongsams so pretty? Su Mu will release a skin, so just tell me how much it costs. I’ll pay first! ]

Later, when Xier's personality switches, the cheongsam on her body will even turn red and black, and her whole temperament will change directly, full of temptation, beauty and danger!

Different from Bai Xier's purple flowers, the ones clustered on Hei Xier's body are bright red red spider lilies, also known as Lycoris radiata!

I have to say, this outfit is really suitable for Hei Xier’s personality design!

[Fuck, Hei Xi is too cool! I can’t take it anymore, I want to be Hei Xi’er’s dog! ]

[Hey, hey, hey, this is too much! You've already been Mei's dog, the Herrscher of the Sky's dog, and now you want to steal Seele's dog, right?]

I have to say that in terms of costume design, miHoYo in its previous life was really good at giving players a firm grasp. Many Leopard Head Lin Chong would rather not spend a monthly card, but just wanted to buy a beautiful skin for their favorite character, and then they broke their vows directly...

In the game, Ying invited the immortal and Xiao Xuan to stay here to thank them, but she unexpectedly met a little white-haired Lolita wearing a cheongsam and a bun...

"Pfft! Isn't this my period?!"

Looking at the little girl with a bun who suddenly appeared, Kiana in front of the screen couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hahahaha!! Auntie is so old, but she still dresses like a boy! It's so funny! The cheongsam is supposed to be slim-fitting, but on an auntie with this body shape, it really has no effect at all!"

Looking at Kiana laughing beside him, Su Mu felt a little helpless.

Hey, hey, aren’t you afraid that you will be beaten to death by Judas if you keep talking about Theresa behind her back?

Theresa suddenly appeared in front of Xiaoxuan and the immortal to ask them to rescue her sister who was captured by the white dragon.

And Theresa told the two that without her, there would be no one to take care of her woodcutter grandfather.

[Pfft, so the bishop in this event plot is a woodcutter? ]

[What did the woodcutter do to you? Do you know the story of the woodcutter and the golden and silver axe? ]

[If Otto encountered this kind of thing, he would probably just cheat and get both axes. ]

[It really is the episode that best fits the character, right? 】

At this point in the game, the audience in the live broadcast room finally put their minds at ease, realizing that this was a fantastic activity plot, and it was very witty and humorous along the way. Coupled with the 3D big-headed villain shooting method of breaking levels... it seems that the old thief really didn't poison them this time, and he finally acted like a human being for once.