After modification, enter the love game

"There are many professions in Dissidia, but the warrior is...more of an entertainment position."

Lu Long'er said as straightforwardly as possible, "There are three defensive professions. One is the magic shield [King of Earth Element], and the other is the physical shield [Shield Guard]. When playing some dungeons, the two shields have their own advantages and are equally effective."

"And then?" Jiang Mu asked with interest.

Listening to Lu Long'er talk is really a rare experience.

"The third one is the Warrior... It has the highest damage reduction defense skill in the game, and the best attack skill in theory. It has built-in teleportation, a high priority for overlord, and real damage. But the prerequisite is that you have to be able to use it."

Lu Long'er said in a dilemma.

"Whether it's a warrior, an advanced Knight, or the final Champion, the core is Parry and Counterattack. The more perfect the parry, the more damage you can reduce, and the higher the counterattack damage. If it's a perfect parry, you can even become invincible."

"It sounds like a profession that belongs to an expert."

"...No, using the comments in the forum, this is a profession that belongs to aliens."

Lu Long'er complained, "The higher the opponent's attributes, the more stringent the judgment of parrying. After reaching the maximum level, the judgment of perfect parrying is even calculated by [frame]. Considering the network delay, we can only rely on prediction...

But the attributes of the warrior are very ordinary. If he makes a mistake in parrying, he will lose half of his health. If he makes a mistake twice, he will be seriously injured. If he makes a mistake three times, he will be out of the battlefield. So some people say that this profession is prepared for aliens and it is too early for earthlings. "

Jiang Mu: "That sounds interesting."

"Well, then this profession is the best."

"...You won't try to persuade me again?"

“The most important thing about games is having fun.”

Lu Long'er said seriously, "Whether it's not strong enough or not feels good, that's just what other people say. As long as you think it's good and interesting, then it's really good and interesting."

Jiang Mu blinked.

Wow, isn't this quite talkative?

He smiled silently.

Q: “What’s next, get married?”

"boom--"

Suddenly, there was a loud noise like a cup being knocked over from the other end of the conversation.

[Pink Snail has ended the call.]

Jiang Mu: “?”

The other side of the screen.

Lu Long'er held the microphone and coughed violently.

Despite making preparations in advance.

But the destructive power of the word "marriage" spoken by her own mouth still exceeded Miss Slug's imagination...

She hugged the large doll beside her tightly, her delicate facial features squeezed together, as if she had eaten a whole lemon raw.

what.

what……

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

I haven't played games for a long time, I almost forgot...

This person has absolutely no sense of shame!

Lu Long'er wailed in her heart.

The Sword Emperor's ultimate skill [Sword God's Smile] is too weak.

No matter how gorgeous the special effects are or how high the damage is, it is only virtual damage at most.

The two words "Jiang Mu" are different.

It can really hurt even through two screens.

An unprecedented sense of shame attacked the slug girl. She was not only unable to dodge [Flower Rain], but also had the extremely high damage of [Sword God's Smile], and even the unstoppable [Perfect Parry].

She was so embarrassed that her bare toes were trembling, and her graceful arch was stretched out.

About two minutes later, [Pink Snail] came back online.

[Can we not use voice for the time being? 】

And this is what I said right at the beginning.

【Jiang Mu: Um, okay, take your time. 】

[Jiang Mu: What to do next? ]

Next?

The next step is to get married.

But... there is some feeling that is unique to girls and cannot be told to others.

Lu Long'er just said, "I need you to accompany me to complete a mission."

Her idea was good. While Jiang Mu knew nothing, she quickly went to the church to complete the task. Once she got the ring, she was done.

The task process doesn’t matter. As a veteran player, Lu Long’er has an item called [Task Settlement Card], which can complete a task with the lowest evaluation - Squirrel Party players, if you dare to send it out, I will stockpile it.

I learned this trick from my mother.

It is said that my mother first stayed up all night with my father, and then carried my half-asleep father to the Civil Affairs Bureau early the next morning. My father was so tired that he didn't know anything. He asked for signatures and photos. After getting the certificate, he went home and continued to sleep. At night, he ate barbecue happily after being hungry all day.

According to my father's recollection, my mother was particularly gentle that night. She even shaved the bones of the grilled chicken wings in advance. My father was so considerate that he began to recall whether he had a younger brother named Wu Song...

I was afraid that my mother would suddenly say, "Dalang, it's time to take your medicine."

There is still a sequel to this matter.

What happened next was about half a year later. My father prepared carefully for a long time. He placed roses, candles, etc. at home and even set up a speaker to play romantic music.

He knelt on one knee and said affectionately, "Thank you for always supporting me. Your love for me has gone beyond boyfriend and girlfriend. All my friends even thought I was married! What else could a man ask for? Marry me!"

Then the mother took out a marriage certificate with a smile, showed a photo of a happily smiling woman and a half-asleep man, and said, "Guess why your friends say that?"

Dad was dumbfounded.

"...No, how did you bring me there!?!?"

“Just carry him directly.”

"Sister, I work out every day, and I weigh 180 pounds!"

"Yes, just carry him over."

"..."

From that day on, Dad never seemed to show off his gym-trained muscles in front of Mom...

This story made Lu Long'er understand one thing.

That is, marriage does not necessarily require the man’s subjective consent.

As long as the goal is achieved.

She secretly took Jiang Mu and teleported to the [Arcana Church].

In the story setting, Arcana is the "God of the Sun and Creation".

When the world was created, there was nothing but him and his sister, the Moon Goddess Leilana, walking around. The world was so lonely, so lonely that they could only hold each other's hands. The two were eager to find living beings, so they set foot on the entire continent.

They searched every corner with hope, but saw only endless white snow and yellow sand, nothing else. The extreme loneliness swallowed them. In order not to be stripped away by nothingness, the sun god and the moon god acted as each other's emotional fillers. They were both siblings and husband and wife.

The sun and the moon fit together to form a perfect trajectory, and then the last piece of creation came together, and life began to appear on the continent.

As the first couple in the world, they will bless every couple. The man’s ring is called [Arcana’s Oath] and the woman’s ring is called [Laelana’s Purity].

As a player who is immersed in the story, Lu Long'er is quite familiar with this.

But she really didn't expect that the [Arcana Church], in addition to being a trading point, actually also served as a part-time marriage service...

Lu Long'er pulled the curious Jiang forward, came to the designated NPC, and started a conversation.

"I can feel it……"

Skip the dialogue.

"The sun and moon of creation..."

jump over.

"marriage……"

jump over.

"Have you really decided to..."

To skip, select [Yes].

"Unfortunately, I don't see a strong connection between you."

The NPC in black priest costume smiled and said, "Why don't we go watch the sunset?"

Lu Longer: “???”

what?

why?

This is what is written in the guide, right?

[The favorability is not enough. 】

A big brother passing by popped up a dialog box, [This requires 80 favorability levels to start the task.

Lu Long'er was stunned: [But I didn't see the option to give a gift to this NPC. ]

[…It’s not the goodwill with the NPC, it’s the goodwill with your friend.]

【What is friend sensitivity? 】

The eldest brother expressed his feelings with six points.

Fortunately, Jiang Mu came over in time.

[Maybe this thing? ]

Jiang Mu typed, [Click on the friend list, right-click on my name, and click View. ]

Lu Long'er did as she was told.

【Life is worth a lot of fun, current favorability 2. 】

A heart-shaped bottle appears on the interface, with a light layer of pink liquid at the bottom of the bottle.

[First time becoming friends, impression +2]

——Lv Long'er suddenly had a feeling that things were going to be very troublesome.

So they started to gain favor according to the guide.

Sunny plains.

"Is this the place?" Jiang Mu asked.

"Yes." Lu Long'er said seriously, "As long as you push the stone on the mountain accurately into the circle below the mountain, you can get a 10-point favorability."

"Uh...what's the principle?"

"It seems that the Sun God and the Moon God played here." Lu Long'er flipped through the guide, "It's probably an activity like [Famous Scene Reenactment]."

"Those two gods also played this game?"

"Yes. According to the background story, the Sun God and the Moon God traveled here, and the Moon God asked, which do you think is more beautiful, the sun or the grassland?

The sun god said, why can't you, my wife, be included?

The Moon God was surprised and asked, "Who is the most beautiful here, the sun, the grassland, or me?"

The sun god said that the grassland is the most beautiful.